A sketch comparing how cats and dogs act on dates. The cat sits calmly enjoying the meal while the dog bombards their date with rapid-fire questions about their life story, goals, and ideal day, constantly getting distracted by squirrels.
I love this place, it's so tasty.
Do you love it? Do you just like love it, love it, love it, love it? Do you? Hi! So tell me everything about you. Your life story, your ideal day, your goals, what you're working on. Tell me everything. Everything. I mean everything. You first. Thanks for asking. How much time do we have?
Should I start in my childhood or go to the college years? Squirrel! Squirrel! Squirrel!
Scratch my belly.
