The transcript captures a chaotic, multilingual comedy sketch from the web series Akkara Kazhchakal (Episode 17). A group of friends – Bobby, Sunny, Rajeev Menon and several unnamed speakers – banter in Malayalam, Tamil, Hindi, and English about biriyani, dietary choices, and a satirical pitch for a fictitious peer‑to‑peer network‑marketing venture called “Sameway”. The dialogue weaves jokes about food (biriyani, pizza, pepperoni), absurd product claims (a shampoo called “Hair‑Way”, a mountain‑sourced toothpaste “Shine‑Way”), and personal ambitions (Sunny’s dream of making a Hindi movie with Rani Mukherjee). The sketch lampoons MLM hype, cultural misunderstandings, and the characters’ exaggerated enthusiasm, using rapid language switching, repetitive catch‑phrases, and playful mock‑seriousness. The overall tone is informal, comedic, and satirical, highlighting the characters’ quirky personalities and the series’ signature cross‑cultural humor.
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வெளும்பி.. வேமுக்குட்ட,
நீ இப்படி இருக்கிறாய? உறத்துன்னா அட்டி போலி கலைமெண்ட் இல்ல. உறத்துன்னா அட்டி போலி இல்ல. உறத்துன்னா அட்டி கலைமெண்ட் போலி கலைமெண்ட் இல்ல. 1.5 Hyderabadi Biriyani கொடிச்சுட்டுன்னு.. அதுவோடு இந்து நீ உண்மு குக்கிய இண்டா.. நமக்கு இது காயிச்சுட்டு இடா, புருத்த கறங்காம போ.. வேகறங்க..
வேறங்க.. Biriyani கொடிச்சுட்டு இட்ட.. இது என்ன தலசானம்? அது same de..
அது வாய்க்கேன்
असमयत्तवलि चिरधारम पललि विट्टवन्न वनतिरने नि अपको उपट्टा इना.
அவன ராவில சரம்பிட்ட போல அங்கோட்ட இங்கோட்ட ஓடி நடக்குன்னல அவனை வந்து இருக்காங்கிட்டுன்னு இந்தனல்ல இதைக்கு இந்து பறந்து மணிசலாக்க முடியுள்ள. அது சரி. அவனை
இது வர�
Eat it. Are you guys sure you don't
want to eat? We eat. We eat. I thought
you are vegetarian. Sorry.
I understand very little Malayalam. Sorry. அவன்னு ஒரு
ஹிந்தி.
அதற்கள் ஆச்சில் ர்ஷ்ட் இல்லை? டா, நான்
பற்ற. அம்...
Are you a vegetarian?
No.
Chickenarian. No beef. No pork. No fish. Only chicken.
Oh, okay, okay, okay. We know, we know. That is why in our house we only make chicken. No beef, no pork. Only chicken. We know about you. That is why. Okay. அம்... Sunny, have you heard of same way? No. Have you
heard of same way?
No. No? Okay, I'll explain you. Somebody join under you. Okay? And somebody join under
that
somebody. Okay? And that person sell stuff. And you make money. Simple,
right?
Somebody joined under you. Somebody else joined under that person. You make
money.
Simple, right? தோ இய் க்யா?
Underwear கா business
இய்? அய்! அய்! அய்! அய்! அய்! அய்! அய்! அய� So, Sunny, what is your dream? What do you want to achieve? Yeah, I want to make
a movie with Rani Mukherjee. One nice Hindi movie with Rani
Mukherjee. These
little beardless faces! Mukherjee!
Hey,
if he eats the whole piece of chicken, will we at least get some food?
You shut up! So Sunny, how are you going to make money for Rani? That is same way. Ok? Just part time business. Ok? So ok. You have heard that time is
shoot! Guys, I gotta go. Thank you for the biriyani. We'll talk about it some other time. I gotta go. Sorry. Bye.
Dude! Melvin
sir, ஒரு ஒற்று Downlines கிட்டுந்தல்ல. ஆகு ஒருத்தன்
அண்ணாருந்தன.
அப்படி அம்மாதாம் அடிச்சியடத்தல்
லசணாம்.
Don't worry, Bobby. Path to riches is never easy. இப Don't worry about it. It will come up. What are we doing now? We are
trying to get
people.
If we
don't
get them, we will sell our products. That is the beauty of this same way. You will get
people or you will sell products. I have convinced sir. How did he agree to so many down lines?
Aadhyam namal oru sthalam pudikko, aalkaara pudikkan. I Barnes and Nobles laadhan aathodungan. I pusthagam bookkunnu sthalam. Aavdathu sales aalkaara porthakkanu level aththiyappol, aan Indian store
Hmm! Yoruchettu! Ha! Anandu! Vekuttan! Anandu! Allu! Yoruchettu bondi! Sosar kali ana anu listo anu kak paranji. Ithina kali hai? He
is a soccer player. He plays with his hands. You can see the difference between our country and here. In our place, the vehicle is driven from the right side. The vehicle is driven from the left side. Here its the opposite. Where is the light switch for the whole world? Downwards. Here its upwards. Thats why everything here is upside down. Have
you seen Indian stores? अप्पर इन्धिस टोरला अणा पुल्ळि कु पणि? अन्न लग्य! पुळ्ळि मिल्यणार मा मिल्यणार! वङकर सम्पवाण! इन्धि� This is George. Hello, I am Rajeev Menon.
How are you? Ok, I am George
Dekumotil. He is very interested in Sameway
products. Please explain him. Sameway is the biggest peer-to-peer marketing and network distribution company in America. We replace the products we use regularly with better products from Sameway. The next step is... நம்மரோட அவரோட அவரோட அவரோட அவரோட அவரோட அவரோட அவரோட அவரோட அவரோட
அவரோட அவரோட அவரோட அவரோட அவரோட அவரோட அவரோட அவரோட அவரோட This is peer to peer.
Its not the same. Its network marketing, peer to peer, friends to friends. Its
that kind of business. Sir has said about you. I too have an airport. You know about insurance and all. You are a millionaire. One police is with me on this. I too can help. अथायत इपिल्लायणनप्पेयरल विध्याप्यासपण्टु, अथाय इन्नु मरिचाल नाला कासि कटण पतति वरय अन्न कड We'll discuss
later.
Maybe
we'll talk
to him
later. We'll
explain
it to him.
We'll come
back and explain the business. Nice
meeting you George. Don't worry sir. I'll call him. I have my card.
கொல்ல அல்ல டா? அல்ல அல்ல டா? அல்ல டா? அல்ல அல்ல டா? அல்ல டா? அல்ல டா? அல்ல டா? அல்ல டா? அல்ல டா? அல்ல டா? அல்ல
டா? அ�
Sunny! Sunny! You use shampoo,
no? Yeah. What shampoo
you use? Head and shoulder. Head and shoulder? Shampoo is for hair, no? Head I understand, but why shoulder? This product is from same way, our product. It is called hair way. Only for hair. Not shoulder, only for hair. If you use this product, it is all natural, coming from earth. If you use this product, your hair will fall... like... yaada... yaada... பணங் கலக்கே நாணா, English? पணங்
கலக்கे, English...
Hindi பதியो. Your hair will fall down. Kya? My hair will fall? No, no, no. Your hair will grow down. அசா? You take this. Very good. Okay. I'll give it a try. This is called Shineway. It is for brushing teeth. Hello. Haan. Haan, nikal raha hai.
Nani, nani, nani, main gali pe. Haan.
Haan. I will put that 10 dollars of the shampoo, okay? In
the mess account. Okay, okay, okay. In
the mess account, okay? Okay. Yada! Shine-Away, Shine-Away. Which
Shine-Away? Not
Shine-Away, Shine-Away. Our toothpaste. Our company's toothpaste. Our company has bought a whole mountain in Peruvia to make this paste. Isn't this a toothpaste? Why
a mountain? That's the
speciality of this. This toothpaste is made from the soil of this mountain. அது காரணம் இது full 100% natural. அதாயது ஒரு chemicals இல்ல. அது ஆண்டு இதின்ன பிற்தயகதா. அல்ல
வேவிக்கட்ட? அங்க்கணி ஆண்கா அந்த மலை அங்க்கஂ
திறந
Bheemukkudan,
ne ivada achitha? Soap evda? Eda, athini jaan order koduthu na na da, varum. Thalkaara ni namuda shampoo vacham
kulagi. Here is an opportunity for everybody. A structure that creates freedom for anyone who wants to own their own business.
Che!
इन महेशी न ऊरु नोट्टो इल्ल. इस प्रोणक्चाकक्कு सेम्वै कोण्डाओ अल्ल. इन्तल मेराण सारण इन्न वळिच்च मक அப்ப.. ஸர.. இய்.. கோக்கினிட் மில்க் போடர்.. ஸயமே உண்டாக்குண்டா? ஓ.. அம்..
மண்ணியல் இல்ல.. நோக்கு.. ாபி.. ஓகே.. இய்.. இய்.. என்னவோ.. நான் இதுப்போம்
என்ன
வணக்கம்? க நமது கம்பினியின் ரஈச ஆக்கம். ஓரகானிக்கம்.
महேஸ, வந்து டா, வந்து. महேஸ, வந்து டா. இந்த சமயத்து வரண? நீ என்ன வந்து என்று அல்ல காரிய பறக்கின்ன. யடா, same way அடா சக்கு வந்து. Twenty five dollars இந்த ச� Sunny,
treat
from me for dinner. I got 25 dollars from same way. You know, my first cheque. Great man. What do
you want to eat? Let's order pizza.
Pizza is good, right? What do
you want? He only eats vegetables and chicken here. You order from him. Okay, good. You order.
I know this great pizza place opened up here. So, I know they deliver here as
well.
Let's order chicken for you guys. Today, I can't eat non-veg. So, I'll have pepperoni. What is pepperoni? It's that Italian potato. It's the red... Yeah, it's the red round thing. You must have seen it. It's tasty.
