The transcript captures a chaotic, multilingual sketch from the web series Akkara Kazhchakal (Episode 3). The scene opens with a group of Kerala‑origin nursing students—Mahesh and Baby Kuttan—being escorted by a local guide (Jose chettan) to a guest house. The dialogue rapidly switches among Malayalam, Tamil, Hindi, and English, creating a comedic tangle of misunderstandings about traffic, road signals, and local customs. The characters fumble over directions, police presence, and the meaning of various local signs. The sketch then shifts to a kitchen setting where the students attempt to make an omelette and explain traditional Kerala foods such as puttu, rice flour, coconut, and curry powders, while the host (Mr. Richard) reacts with bewildered humor. Throughout, the humor derives from language barriers, cultural stereotypes, and exaggerated reactions to everyday items, culminating in a playful commentary on the immigrant experience and the quirks of cross‑cultural encounters.
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इस पिल्लारणे एक कार्यम, विटा कंट वच्च वच्च वच्च वच्च वच्च वच्च वच्च वच्च वच्च वच्च वच्च वच्च वच्� आ, अ नियोर्க मेडिकल संटरल नेर्सिङ् मनयजर इलले, अगल, आ, रिचाड तने, अतकणे, आ, तीटि पणडरतने रावले सिटि प OK, OK. Thank you very much. ஓ, எந்த ஒரு தனிப்பு? இது ஒன்று ஒரு தனிப்பு இல்ல. அடுத்த மாசம் வராம போன தனிப்பு, அதன் தனிப்பு. நீங்கள் ஒரு காரண்ச்சு, அதன் காரன் கிறியிருந்தோ. நான் யோசி ஏட்டனை நீங்கள் வந்து, வீரு வந்து, வ No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no, Jose chettan, is all this your main job? No, I have some other work too. This is my cousin Jose chettan. He is busy today. He asked me to pick you up. I told him to come. You will get the V12, right? What a beautiful building. Look at the road. Amman naadu lakka hai nengi itha valathe... Aali, ithun vala roadu... Roadu parayam, namada turn bike ithun varanji roadu intu vidiyo... Ombada, mutta... Ombada roada... Amman naadu lakka 16 roadu, 1.5 bheethi kattu... Al udhasiyo, ithara kaara kappu vachan? Kaara kappu vachan, pari annanu... Inna shur shur shur hoon hoon pokon trikiyo na... Athu... 1 second lor 50-100 kaara varai... Pokon trikiyo... Vachan, orakakko udhasiyo, ithara kaara kappu vachan? Ora alkku... People are not allowing us to cross the road. We have to walk like this. There are places to walk on the side. You have to walk on the side. We have studied all this. You have to walk on the side. You have to walk on the side. You have to walk on the Its not allowed to walk here. I have been looking at this place for a long time. side. I can see a temple there. When its hot, you can see a small temple there. This is the signal light. We get it only in our town. Isn't there a police here? Yes, there is. Police are very good here. Traffic police? No, no. There are very few of them. When there is a party, a police officer will stand in the middle and wave his hand and show us the way. Just like in our place? No, no. There is no such cheap airport here. That's why this light. See, the green light has come. When the green light comes, we can take it. No, that is not green in our place. Is it green in our place? आ, तो इपटा अवटा इरलि बलच्चो. இது ஆண நிங்கட கிஸ்டி ஓர்ஸ. அத்தியாசின்ற ஸவுரிங்கள் அல்ல. அவர்டா கிச்சண, இங்க ாத்ரூம. பின்ன பறஞ்சி ஓர்மேட்டு லோ. 2 வ� இது ஏதோ பன்ன ஸ்தலம் என்று தோன்றும் ஒரு மதாமை பலம் காணாமில்ல. அவளுக்கு அல்ல. இல்ல. இல்ல. இல்ல. இல்ல. � வட்டுக்கம் வற்றிக்கொண்டு? இவம்மால அல்ல? ஒரு சாதனம் வரதயகளாக இறத்தில. நீ அதைக்கு விட. எனக்கு நல்ல வசப்பு இண்டு. அல்ல? நீ இதன் கூட உறா போகிறாய? கஜத்த உண்டே இருந்து ரண்டு சிகரேட்டும் பூட்டி போயில. அதம் போயி. இத்துன்னு அத்துன்னு இந்தோ காழிக்கேன் இருப்புண்டு இருந்துல. இடா! நம்மட அரிப்பூடி பூட்டி போயிட. செ! ிஸ்கெட் இ� अने, नी पटरन्ने कुलिक्या, नमकल. नी कुळिच्चेल, अपडा, इङके कुळिक्या. अपडा, अपडा, अपडा, अपडा, अपड� என்ன வணக்கு? வணக்கு? வணக்கு? வணக்கு? வணக்கு? வணக்கு? வணக்கு? வணக்கு? வணக்கு? வணக்கு? வணக்கு? வணக்கு? வணக்கு? வணக்கு? வணக்கு? வணக் இது வணக்கம் வணக்கம் வணக்கம் வணக்கம் வணக்கம் வணக்கம் வணக்கம் வணக்கம் வணக்கம் வணக்கம் வ� What are you guys smoking here? No smoking, sir. No smoking. We are making omelette, sir. Omelette. Making what? Omelette. Egg, egg. You break, then you... Omelette, omelette. Oh, omelette. Yeah, yeah. Omelette. Everything is okay, sir. Sir, his name is Mahesh, sir. And my name is Baby, sir. Baby. Baby? Baby Kuttan, sir. We are nursing students. What are those packets over there? Oh, oh, that one... Sir... Eda, manjyapodi ki na... Manja... Manjyapodi na? I'm sorry? I mean... Sir, this is yellow powder. This is red powder. I know the colours. Red... Red chilli, sir. Red chilli. Curry powder. Curry powder. Curry powder? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what are you guys, Indians? Yes, sir. We are from Kerala, sir. God's own country. What is that? Oh, this one. Sir, this is puttu kutty, sir. You open this, you put rice flour, coconut, and puttu. It comes out as puttu. Puttu. A pot. Yes, a pot. We are making pot. Making pot. Yeah. What's that over there? Oh, this one! This is... Coconut! You know coconut? And you scratch. Scratch, scratch, scratch. Coconut. And, sir, this is a weapon, sir. Weapon. It's a weapon? Yes, sir. A weapon to bite you! You guys see how this could be suspicious, right? Stay out of trouble. Mr. Richard, this is the guest house. The two guys just came from India. They have four years experience in nursing. What a pain! My God! I think a piece of my leg is gone. There's no way out. At least we got rid of that death. That's a relief. Mr. Richard, this has two nails. What's that? A sand-folding mundu. That's showing respect. Yeah? No, no, over there. You mean that? Yeah. Oh, okay. Come on, I'll show you. This is called puttukadam. Puttukadam. Make puttu. You know, open this, then put some rice flour. Then you can also put some coconut. Oh, sorry. I mean coconut. Then the puttu comes out. Comes out as puttu. Puttu. Puttu. Yeah, puttu.
