A guy high on something steals a car from a Dunkin' Donuts to get from Edison to Jersey City, then finds three armed cops already there with guns drawn. He tells it with dark humor, stunned he walked into that.
And I wasn't even, I wasn't even trying to steal the car. Be honest. Like, truth be told, I just needed to get from Edison to Jersey City to go pick up so I could do something. That was it. I wasn't even trying. I wasn't even tripping. I told the cop that. I was like, I'm just following this. And they just laughed at you, huh? Yeah, of course. I mean, they had the guns drawn and everything like that. And here's the craziest part. Guess where I stole it from? And please don't, don't get insulted when I say this. A Dunkin' Donuts. I stole it from a Dunkin' Donuts. Do you know how many cops were already there that I didn't notice was there? Oh my God. We dropped the jet out of it. 3 cops were coming in. That's how high I was. That's how ridiculous it was. Those weren't your finer days. No, not at all. There was no finer moments than that.
