Anthony Goldner and a co-speaker joke about the minefield of toys scattered across their bedroom floor. One of them keeps slipping and falling trying to reach the bathroom, while Anthony insists he knows how to avoid them. It's a funny look at the chaos of shared living spaces.
My favorite was the time where the kids dumped a bunch of toys all over our bedroom floor. Mm-hmm. Right in the walkway where I go to walk past the bed to get to my side and to get to the bathroom. Your ass is already in bed and you completely avoid the mess.
I know how to avoid obstacles. Again, you teach me.
You jump your naked ass in bed and then I'm over here coming up to bed after you. There's shit on the floor. It's like I'm walking into a war zone and bombs going off of toys. I'm stepping on shit. Tripping and falling. So I'm tripping on them and I'm just like, shit, and I'm falling on the floor. And the next thing I know, I hear you start laughing. What's so funny? You knew these were here and you left them for me to fall and hurt myself, and you think it's hilarious.
