Anthony Goldner and a co-host joke about the unspoken thoughts running through a spouse's head. Goldner says his wife's mental subtitle is "You just wanted to hit me." The bit escalates to wives everywhere thinking "I want to hit my husband right now, but I won't because I don't want to go to jail."
. And like, one of the things we were talking about earlier before we even got on the show is you gave me this like weird look and it was that like, look like you wanted to hit me or something. Yeah, it was that look. Like I made a comment and you're like, oh really?
I'm like, I didn't say anything yet. And you're like, but your subtitle, your subtitles said so.
She's got a lot of subtitles and anybody out there who has a, a wife or, you know, somebody there, you, you got subtitles. It just, it is like, you got a woman in your life, there's, you have subtitles. You got subtitles. Yeah. And hers was that, you know, You just wanted to hit me.
Well, I mean, I think a big percentage of a woman's thoughts or a wife's thoughts are, I want to fucking hit my husband right now, but I'm not going to act upon that because I don't feel like going to jail. And then holds up a fork to her face. Yeah, I don't look good behind bars.
It's true.
