Rob Weiss and Adam Albin joke about which duplicate-named employees should stay when there are two Adams and two Robs. They riff on who's the alpha version, who handles sales versus leads, and what payroll can actually afford.
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Open, you got a second to meet? Yes, sir. Just coming to, coming to Mason's office real quick. Adam, can you meet real quick? Rob, can you meet for a sec? Come to Mason's office. Another Rob. Yeah, come on in here. Come on in. All right, we've been meeting for months about this. We can't have 2 Adams and 2 Robs in the office.
That's fair.
You guys have a few minutes. You decide which Rob wants to stay and which Adam wants to stay.
My name is Rob Weiss. Adam Albin. Adam Smith. I'm Rob. Why should you be the Alpha Adam? There is no reason there should be 2 Adams here in the office. The Alpha Adam and the Beta Adam. To be honest, I am actually the Beta Adam. I'm a big beta male. The beta Adam over here, he gets the sales and that's great, but who generates the leads? You know what? He can be the alpha, but he still can't beat me in pig or 7 on the line. And that's all that matters. Why should you be the alpha Rob in the office?
Because I rock it. I bring in all the money.
Rob's over there bringing in scraps. Who gets the qualified people on their appointments, on their calendars? Whereas I'm making sure everyone gets paid. So it's April Fools and I'm running payroll. So be careful which Rob keeps your name. How do we get all those people? We run a ton of ads. You've probably seen all the ads everywhere you go. And it's all because of this guy, the Alpha Adam.
April Fools. We'll keep you guys. We'll keep you guys. All right. We'll keep you. You guys can't keep your—
The Alpha Adam. That is great. Great Value Adam, Gucci Adam right here. There can only be one.
