A sketch about a trauma hotline operator who responds to a caller's story of abuse by offering to ship her a strawberry with rush delivery. Dark comedy about how inadequate support can feel when people need real help.
Strawberry hotline, what's your trauma?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Husband trashed wedding dress for wedding while throwing a fit about his suit.
Ma'am, I understand how traumatic this would be. I am deeply sorry for your loss. Yes, I can ship your strawberry with rush shipping, no problem. First and last name for your order? Richie, oh, I, I see you're already in our system. One moment while— one moment while I get that order ready for you. Please stay on with me one moment. Please stay on with me one moment. All right, thank you for your patience. Your strawberry will arrive within 3 business days. Is there anything else I can help you with? I understand. No, ma'am, we are not in the business of seeking revenge. Thank you for calling the Strawberry Hotline, where silver linings turn into golden streets. Call back anytime. Have a wonderful day now.
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