A kid tries to buy a Play-Doh hammer for a quarter. The vendor won't take the money but gives them a red plastic hammer instead, then offers four hammers for a quarter. The kid remembers their dad promised a dollar if they could get the hammer.
I said, can I get this for a quarter? And he said, no. He says, what do you do? Why would you want— I was like, Dad said if I could buy it, he'll give me a dollar. I'll be right back. Guy turned around with a preschool— remember the preschool hammer set that you could use? The Play-Doh hammer? Yeah, Play-Doh hammer where you could beat the pins down into the board. And it was literally just a red little plastic hammer about that big. And he He says, here, give this to your dad for a quarter. He says, if you tell her, I will sell you 4 hams. And okay, so I went and found my dad.
