A millionaire confronts a wholesaler he says cheated him out of $150,000 at an upscale event. After the wholesaler touches him three times, the speaker knees him in the groin, calling it self-defense against someone he views as a threat to his reputation.
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Are you ready to run this deal? He showed up at this really fancy event that we got invited to, and he was, he was bumblebeeing around to every person that I know is a multimillionaire. He bumblebeeing over to them and, hey, how you doing? I literally, I walked up, put my arm around the person they were talking to and said, you know, this guy got me for $150K. And I called him out right there in front of them every single time, to the point he got mad enough after the event was over to come up and say, hey, we need to bury the hatchet. I let him know real quick that hatchet, the only hatchet I'm burying is the one in his head. Like, I'm not interested. I'm not interested at all. And he kept pushing me and put his hands on me 3 times. I ended up having to do a really big move because I wanted to do some Chuck Norris shit, you know, face, elbow, drop him on the ground, rock move, elbow in the head. I couldn't do that. I was literally in the auditorium over at Westworld where they just got done having Barrett Jackson. Do you think I would have walked out of there? No, I'd have been carried like hogtied if I did what I wanted to do to this guy. But the third time he put his hands on me, I ended up kneeing him in the nuts to make him get away from me because I was really ready to just terrorize him. And because the guy is totally cancerous in our community.