In this short, three speakers recount a disappointing stay at a purported resort that turned out to be a dilapidated, possibly hurricane‑damaged timeshare property. They describe unsafe, wobbly balconies that feel like they could give way, a hodgepodge of mismatched, low‑quality patio furniture, and overall broken, old infrastructure. Despite these conditions, the property charges $250 per night plus a resort fee, totaling about $300 per day. The speakers note that promotional photos were misleading, and they express frustration, planning to post negative reviews en masse. The tone is informal, conversational, and highly critical, highlighting the gap between marketing promises and the actual experience.
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No. And then the furniture is like somebody went around and Kmart special.
I mean, given all the things that they've like claimed that this is a resort.
If you go look around, like, if you stand on the porch, it feels like you're gonna fall through to the next floor. That's. Yeah.
The. The balcony is like. Yeah, it's really.
Scary. That doesn't sound good.
No.
And then the furniture is like. Somebody went around picking like lawn furniture for about a wow year and found all these like, literally, there's not one patio set out here that matches. Every patio set on the balconies out here is completely different than the next. So that was another telltale sign of the ain't a resort.
I think what this was was this was a timeshare resort that they turned into.
It got.
Covered by.
The hurricane. And in Tampa a couple, three, five.
Seven years ago, I don't even remember how long.
Ago, but the water came up all the way to the second floor, submerged. The entire second floor.
The first floor is parking pillars.
So everything is. Anyway, but the resort is. The.
Property is.
Gross. It's old, it's dilapidated, it's broken. And they're charging 250 bucks a night.
And a resort fee.
So when you add all that in, it's 300 bucks a damn day to stay at a piece of.
Wow. Obviously, it obviously didn't look like that from the.
The pictures.
Did not represent. So sometimes I guess you got to read reviews. Don't usually read reviews.
I'm gonna buy people's phone from them just to leave a review. I'm gonna go to that website and I'm gonna leave a bad review from every person's phone that I can get a handle.
