Catherine Bell tells a crude historical joke about a royal ass wiper who was paid handsomely for the job, framed as a reminder that being a bother can actually pay off.
I don't want to be a bother if I, like, poke you and remind you. Is that you too? I need you to. Yeah, because I will not remember. Say that again. It's your job. It's what you're paid for. Is what? Be a bother. Oh, be a bother. Okay. Who knows who the highest paid person in the king's court was? No idea. Did you like— I want to do like that one guy doesn't know that the highest paid person in the king's court was the royal ass wiper. Now you do. Yeah, that's not even a wow. That's it. But there was a royal ass wiper and he literally wiped all the asses. Of all the, of all the court. Gross. And he made a shit ton of money. Pun intended. Where do I come into that?
