A person describes the absurd, terrifying signs you've used too much methamphetamine: can't turn a doorknob, Grindr icons float in 3D, it takes 15 minutes to type one word, you're talking to shadows. Dark humor about addiction and what recovery looks like.
You know you've had too much Tino when you can't turn the doorknob because it's coated in lube. Or when the squares on Grindr start coming out of the phone like 3D objects, like a Harry Potter newspaper. Or when it takes 15 minutes to type out the word hey. Or you've sat in the same position for 4 hours and your body just will not move. Or you've had a full-on conversation with a shadow. Tell me again, how good was that sex on Tina?
