No matter how many tomatoes you got, I hope they were super tasty #garden #funny #tomato #lifehack
In a brief, humor‑laden monologue, Nicole Johnsey Burke recounts the extensive effort she put into growing tomatoes—using 60 gallons of water, spending $100 on soil, and weeks of pruning—only to end up with four tomatoes, one of which has a hole. She expresses a mix of exasperation and self‑deprecating humor about the modest, imperfect harvest.
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