Jason Tremko does a comedy bit where a chapstick user defends their habit like someone denying a marijuana addiction. The speaker insists they can quit anytime while carrying multiple tubes, credits chapstick with better sleep and focus, and reflects on how people rationalize things they love.
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The views discussed in this program today do not reflect the popular opinion of ChapStick users. Thanks for tuning in today for our new podcast, Beyond the Glitch. Today I got a special guest, and he's here to talk about the positives of ChapStick. Thanks for having me on the show. I don't really care what anybody says. ChapStick has changed my life. I sleep better, I focus better, I'm nicer, I enjoy food more, my golf game's even better, my marriage is better. I don't know why everyone doesn't use it. What do you mean I'm dependent? I can stop anytime I want. Honestly, I just don't see a reason to. I mean, my doctor didn't recommend it, but my buddy Steve, he recommended it, and he watched 3 YouTube videos, bro. I mean, it's, it's made of wax. It's natural. You need to educate yourself, bro. I mean, big lip balm companies, they don't want you to know. They don't want you to know that this stuff is good. Like I said, it changed my life. They're hiding the truth. Bro, you know, you know what, you know, would make this wedding better? I got a wedding to go to. You know, chapstick, bro. Chapstick. You know what would make this job interview better? Chapstick. You know what make jury duty better? Chapstick. Oh, so because I carry 4 tubes of ChapStick in my pocket, I'm an addict? Oh, oh, I have one in my truck, under my bed, in every room of my house. Come on, bro, I can quit anytime I want to. I'm addicted? Huh. So basically what I'm hearing is that maybe the product isn't the point. Maybe it's how we defend the things that we love. I don't know.
