Joe DeSena "Cleaning Pools is Like Self Care For Humans" #joedesena

In this monologue, Joe DeSena recounts his years cleaning hundreds of swimming pools—sometimes for mob bosses—highlighting the repetitive, high‑volume nature of the work. He draws a vivid analogy between a pool’s mechanical systems (pump, filter, water, debris) and the human body’s physiological systems (heart, circulatory system, organs, waste). DeSena explains that just as a pool turns green when the pump stops, the filter clogs, or leaves accumulate, the human body deteriorates when the heart slows, detox pathways are blocked, or unhealthy inputs (junk food, excess caffeine) overwhelm it. He uses this comparison to underscore the importance of regular self‑care: maintaining the “pump” (cardiovascular health), cleaning the “filter” (liver, kidneys, gut), and removing “leaves” (toxins, poor diet) to keep the body clear and functional. The talk is conversational, reflective, and aims to motivate listeners to treat their bodies with the same diligence they would a pool.










