A solo musical parody riffing on Grease with absurdist lyrics about love and devotion. The performance strings together comedic wordplay, nonsense filler like "doo-bee-doo," and exaggerated emotional statements into a whimsical mash-up that showcases the creator's gift for parody and timing.
Well, I'll come. Tell me more, tell me more. You loved at first sight. Tell me more, tell me more. Since you bought up a fight. Come doo-bee-doo, doo-bee-doo, doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bee-doo. I treasure your lovely gold. The ring is really nifty. You say it cost you 50, so you're thrifty. I don't mind. Whoa-oh-oh-oh. Woo! But now there's nowhere to hide since you pushed my love aside. I'm out of my head, hopelessly devoted to you. I'll stay! Lehigh! Lehigh! Ruling forevermore. Forevermore! No, no, no, Dominio. I never stoop so low. Please keep your cool, now you're starting to drool. We go together like Ramble, Ramble, Ramble, dingity dingity dong. Together forever, wasshy wasshy, wadda wadda, yippity boopity boop. Train, train, trainity train, she bop. That's the way it should be! Wahoo! Yeah! Well, they couldn't teach you anything. You think you're such a hooker, but no customer would go to you unless she was a hooker. I could stay home every night, wait around for Mr. Right. You better shape up, 'cause I need a man. And my heart is set on you. And my heart is set on you. You better understand, to my heart I must be true. Love me, love me, love me, love me.
