Pups complain on home Grooming in Quarentine 😂🤣😂

25 Apr 2020 · 1 min

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In this short comedic monologue, the speaker adopts a dog’s voice to humorously protest the lockdown‑era closure of pet groomers while human hairdressers are deemed essential. The dog narrates how its owner attempts to trim around its eyes and rear at home, describing the awkward, painful experience and the dog’s frantic escape. The piece juxtaposes human grooming needs with pet grooming needs, using satire to highlight the absurdities of DIY pet care during quarantine.

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And I understand all you humans out there, and you, you want your hairdressers to open up to be essential businesses now because, you know, you need to get your hair cut and you need to get your roots dyed. And, and, and I get that, but, but what about us pups? We need our groomers to open up too because, I mean, look at my face. And my mommy, she's coming at me with a pair of scissors because she wants to Trim around my eyes, and she wants to trim around my butt so that the poop don't get stuck when it's coming out. And, and I look at her and I run away and I say, Oh no, ain't nobody got time for that today!