Four people argue about how fast men should text women back. One says instant replies are icky, another says slow texting means he's not interested, then flips to say reply fast anyway. The whole thing is intentionally contradictory.
Potential hot take, but can boys stop responding so fast, please?
It's such an ick to me. Okay, boys, write this down. It's icky to reply too fast.
Are they a slow texter or are they just not that into you?
Oh, wait, okay, no, do reply faster or else they'll think you're not into her. My bad.
Here's a PSA for all the single ladies. If a guy texts you back right away or if he's messaging you nonstop all day, probably seems really flattering, right? But it's not. It means he has nothing else better to do. Wait, shit. Okay, don't reply. They hate it.
Oh, okay, wait, do reply as fast as you can.
Girl brain is if you text him and he texts you back right away, ick.
Maybe don't respond that fast. I don't know anymore. It appears your life is in danger no matter what. I'm so sorry.
