A homeowner (speaker) describes severe lawn damage caused by their German shepherd and expresses willingness to pay—up to $1,000—for lawn repair so the dog can run and the yard looks presentable. The speaker offers easy access for inspection and emphasizes urgency and practicality, mixing humor and colloquial phrases.
I'm willing to pay. Honestly, I'm willing to pay a thousand bucks if you can make it so like my dog can run on it. Like basically the objective here is all my dogs to be able to run on it. And like people don't think I'm a crackhead living in like, you know what I mean? Is this a five o' clock free crack giveaway? I've mud all over mine. Like I want to have a, like a, like a decent looking yard and I want my dog to be able to play on it. That's like my objective here. But I know it's not going to be easy. He's a German shepherd, man. The guy, when he runs, man, it's like a horse. He's like really digging into the grass, you know what I mean? And like the grass is just like torn up and it's just like a, like a little mud pit in here, you know, you don't even have to call. I really. Here, go. I don't. You can go into my backyard. 3:00am I don't care. You know what I mean? Anytime works. I'll tell you what, we can schedule someone out there to come look at it and get some advice. It'll be quick estimate, be completely free on your end. You don't have to pay or anything. Yeah, like for me, I'm willing to pay, you know what I mean? Like if, if you guys can fix it, like.
