A guy lent his trailer to a coworker who moved it and then quit. When he went to the coworker's house and took it back, his friend joked that he'd robbed his own property.
He's like, hey, man, could I just use your trailer over the weekend to move some stuff? I'm like, yeah, sure. Turns out he moves it, but he doesn't bring it back to work. And then, like, the next day he asked to quit. Then, like, a week later, I'm like, where's my trailer? Because I forgot about it. So I drive to his house and, like, unlock his gate somehow, and then just grab my trailer back.
So you robbed him. You robbed him of your own stuff.
It's just like, if you want to cheat me, that's fine, but, like, we're not going to work together anymore.