We got Married! Honeymoon and moving houses (VLOG)

Oh, are we going? We're going.

Okay, here we go. A week and a half ago, we got married, and yesterday we just got back from our honeymoon. Here's some pictures. Pause. Going home. Our first flight from Cat island to Nassau arrived four hours later than scheduled, which made us miss our connecting flights. We pulled some strings, flew from Nassau to Miami, Miami to Dallas, where we stayed at a hotel overnight to only get four hours of sleep before having to catch the next flight to see Seattle. Cat island didn't have any gym, so you already know. We had to hit it once we got back. Since I was gone for three weeks with the turnaround wedding and honeymoon, this place is a little bit of a mess. So time to get cleaning.

I was wondering if I could just set an appointment to bring in my Honda for an inspection. It was under recall. Awesome. Thank you. Going to go ahead and unbox the last few gifts that we got off of our industry. My awesome mom got us the Dyson. You know you've aged. Whenever you're excited about stuff like vacuum cleaners.

It'S another box.

I'm so excited about this. I've been using nonstick for a little bit because I got a set for free. So I put this on the registry because I prefer not to use nonstick. The more that I can cut out silicone nonstick utensils, the better. So that's what I pretty much focused on in the registry. All right, we've got not one, but two.

Ninja creamies backstory to this. My mom got me one for my birthday without realizing that someone else had gotten it for me off the registry. So I have two. Gonna return one of them, but I'm so excited to use this. Being that Mike and I are on Carnivore, we do miss ice cream. So I'm gonna make a Carnivore ice cream. I've never made one of these, so I'm kind of eyeballing it. The only thing that's mostly not exactly carnivore is this protein powder, but it has really good ingredients. So I'm just gonna do like a scoop of this cottage cheese probiotic low fat cottage cheese. This one's gonna be for Mike, so I'm gonna make it chocolate, a lot of milk, some of this protein powder, some monk fruit. I don't want to put too much because the protein powder is already sweet. Hopefully this turns out good. We will find out. He gets the yellow lid. That one is self explanatory.

All right. Mostly done with all the cleaning. Headed to U Haul to pick up a truck so we can move the rest of Mike's stuff in, including a sauna, which I'm so excited about. We are in the U Haul.

Let's go. This is my maiden voyage. Wait, this is my. My first appearance on the vlog?

It is. This is why the people are watching.

Folks. Welcome to the. What's it called? Mike and Brie. Yeah, Mike and Brie vlogs. We are in the U Haul and we are moving everything from my apartment to.

There's a dolly in the back. So we put the. We have to move the sauna from the studio.

Didn't go very well.

Back when I used to live in the studio's closet, I had a little tiny three by three. What is it called? Sauna garbage from Costco. Nine hundred and something dollars. No, Lowe's. It was Lowe's. And so we had to take it apart and then put it in the back of this U Haul. Bring it. Now we're going to my apartment to get the rest of my office, my desk, my. My standing desk, and my walking treadmill. Very sad looking. We're leaving the apartment. It's basically empty. This is where the old school used to be. Right here in this corner. Still some stuff we got to get rid of. Give away to people. But moving.

In the future, I would probably get a wide lens.

Yeah, I know. I need the wide lens. Yeah, we need a wide lens, folks. Okay, what do we got?

We've got carnivore soup. Let me break it down. Wagyu.

Wagyu beef.

Yes. And.

German bratwurst.

Okay.

We will have carnivore.

Carnivore soup.

Yeah, sorry.

Right over here. What do we got? We got what used to be a sauna. Now a whole bunch of pieces. We're going to stitch this thing together and then have like a one person sauna right here. So we'll see if we can figure it out. Because I at least am not very good at putting things together. But this is pretty simple.

And we broke it trying to bring it in.

That's right. All right, Heat this bad boy up. Oh, God.

Michael Approved. Let's go.

Okay. Do you want to try to put a little bit of this thing together? Should be able to slot inside of this.

Hey, we out here hustling? Let's go. I keep pitching.

Power or is it on already? Yeah, power. Oh, my. It's getting the time for it.

Okay.

You knew a better job insulating this thing though. Like up on top, there's so many lips seamed up and even these holes, I can just insulate this better. I'll probably seal all this edges too.

Oh, it's a beautiful thing, folks. We don't waste no time.

To freeze.

It for 24 hours. And I think this has been in the freezer for six, so we'll see how it goes.

Perfect timing.

Start button two. Hey. Figuring it out.

Okay, so now, do these go in this thing too?

No, if you can just put it. Yeah.

Hold, twist, release. Ah, there we go.

Okay, so it's not done yet, baby.

It's not done yet.

It doesn't look bad, though.

Is it good?

Yeah, it just needs more cocoa and a little more alulose.

Yeah, I agree. But the other one, this one.

Best protein in the world, though actually not the best protein in the world is another version, Carnivore. This one's slightly better because Beef bone broth. Bueno. Beef brome broth powder. Pretty good.

It's been longer than two minutes.

Limaccino in the world. Like ice cream. Folks, folks, folks.

That looks so much better. I hope it's sweet.

Oh, my word.

Is it better?

Taste it.

A little bit of cocoa powder and allulose, and that is fire.

You're right.

Oh, wow.

All right, folks, we have finished the first num nums from Mr. Ninja review.

I would give this one a like 5 out of 10 just because the.

Recipe I was busy eating.

Not that great, but we know what to do next time.

So more cocoa.

More cocoa. Probably not the protein powder, because it's.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

More allulose for sweetener.

I think is here. Fantastic.

He thinks it's fantastic. What's your rating, Honestly?

Well, we almost finished the whole thing.

Yeah.

So I've not even got out of the bowl thingy. Mixer.

What would you give it scale, 1 to 10.

Okay, so we're gonna rank it in three different things, one for one. We're gonna rank it on consistency. I'll give it a nine out of ten.

Okay.

Carnivore. Now, fun fact for Mike, for everyone. Michael actually created an ice cream brand back when he was gonna leave me in medical school and not do lawn care. It was called charged ice cream. We'll see if we get a picture of it right here. Okay, so back to the review. 9 out of 10. Flavor probably a 6 and a half out of 10. Realistically, because we need to add more cocoa.

Yeah.

And more alulose. It's good.

Sums it up. Yeah.

I think overall a 7.7.2.

Okay. And there's two more in the freezer, which I think those will actually be a lot better.

Hey, check out this freezer folks. We have meat, more meat, more meat. More bone, broth, more meat.

This is great. Let's ignore the fruit and the cauliflower rice there before we went. Yeah, straight up.

Cream cheese me for days.

Good morning. Started the day off with a great push day. Eat breakfast real quick and then head to command center to go over some last minute details for the next turnaround which we are leaving for on Sunday. After that I'm gonna go to anytime fitness for a meeting. Gonna work on some posts for social media for that account. So it's gonna be a great day.

Let's go.

Let's go folks. Look what we got.

The setup is in progress.

All right, this is a state of the union here. Bedroom number two. So it's a two bedroom apartment currently. This is where the studio is going to be. A standing desk, walking treadmill, lights, soundboards, microphones, cameras. It'll eventually look half decent.

You're pretty much done right except for the stuff you need to hang up pretty much.

You got the walking treadmill set up. I need to put the cloth that doesn't work on the wall. I need to put the books on the wall. We learned we do not use gorilla tabs because it tears off the paint. So we're going to nail these books to the wall. Don't tell Brienne.

I won't tell Brienne. No.

Whole setup. So two lights on the side light up top. Don't really like these two lights being balanced cuz I don't get enough of a shadow on my face here. Come right here. This set up so I can see myself here. But then what happens during recording? I'll put it up here and this is where I can put my notes for what I'm recording. Can you see that?

Yes.

It's called a teleprompter but that's the setup.

So cool.

That's it.

Just got back from at home and I got this plant stand, what's supposed to be a plant stand to put our filter on because currently it's sitting on the counter and every time you open the cabinet that happens. So we're gonna fix it.

It's a little low.

I'll think about it. I might return it. We'll see. I'll see. What Mike thinks. You would not believe how hard it is to buy gym equipment from vendors. We're working on getting a hip thrust machine and a standing cap raise machine for the anytime fitness and it's like jumping through hoops trying to buy this stuff. So gonna call representative today, and hopefully they answer and we can get this squared away. Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. The person you're trying to reach is not available. If you could please give me a call back with more info about that, that'd be fantastic. Thank you so much. Dude, I tried emailing the brand I think is booty builder, and it's like they're transferring me from person to person just to give me a stinking quote.

It's a beautiful sound.

Folks. We're overflowing.

Beautiful. It's movie night. Got the ninja. Creamy.

This is a preview. What's it called? What's it called When?

Like a movie premiere.

Premiere. Tomorrow's turnaround show. It's gonna be 1.2 million revenue, but they can't make payroll.

It's an hour long. This is the first time I've seen.

It, so if it's not good, neither.

One of our faults.

Well, it is your fault because you're in the media team. All right, let's watch it.

Here we go.

This office. I don't even have my own personal office, man. Yeah, this, I don't know. We were just putting, like, the printer.

And other things in here. All right, watch. Party is over.

Over.

It was fantastic. By the time you guys see this, that will already be out on the Mike Andy's channel.

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We hang up these. No, we do not. So we're going to need to subscribe stool, because that's really safe. We didn't even buy a ladder.

We are not vertically gifted.

Neither one of us. Yeah. So we're gonna hang these up and then try to find out what we want to do with this mirror.

We love doing household chores.

Michael loves doing household chores.

Love it. Hey, let's guess how many bulbs we're gonna break while we do this.

Let's try for zero. They're plastic, right?

Oh, really?

Yeah. Yeah, we're good.

We out here working with china goods.

We have a whole box full. Well, three shelves that we need to hang out somewhere. Okay.

Figure out where we want.

Babe, why are you bringing it all.

The way out here? It's at least 40ft. What are we doing, folks? It's just going around the window, right?

Yes. I'm gonna do boom, boom, boom, boom. These hold two panels. That's good enough.

Yeah.

Oh, can you give me those sticky things? I'll help you hang those up.

I'm capable I know you're capable.

You want to talk to the vlog?

No. Okay.

Sorry, guys. I tried.

The hooks are definitely uneven.

But no one's gonna know. Except for you guys. Meanwhile, where are they?

What?

The curtains?

The curtains are on the ground.

Okay.

I'm just trying to open up the stupid thing.

See, folks, when you look up perfection. The dictionary. You see this mirror? Let's go.

Rewind two seconds to how I put the nails in at.

What?

It's too short.

It's too short in my way.

Probably like 2 millimeters.

It's perfect, I think. Almost perfect. Pretty much.

Right? It is. Yeah.

So this is the Tenu apartment complex, and the property management does not do laundry services. So what do we do? We come here every month, or we're gonna start coming here every month and collecting money. Guess how much is inside of each one. So how much do you think? It's been, like, maybe two months since I collected money. Okay, I think this is me. $200.

200? Like, total from all. How many are there? One, two, four.

So there's two dryers and two washers. And these only cost 75 cents. And these are only a dollar. We did raise prices despite all of the inflation. I don't like to change the lock on. This has got to be at least $75. Just in here. Okay, so this box, they're all this little jam. All right, this one's not as much.

Oh, there's a whole bunch here.

Check this out.

There's a whole bunch of corners that fell through. See that? I think that's why it's getting jammed.

What do you guys think of these signs?

That's right.

Execute. Keep our tenants hustle.

So we're on the other side of this wall. There's this tenant, and they always complain about people making noise. And one time, they called the cops on another tenant that was literally just doing laundry at 10pm like, they weren't even being loud. They were just coming here and turning on their laundry, and they called the cops. Okay, two down, two to go. Okay.

Look at that.

What can he not do?

This is the shoddiest dustpan ever.

What was that word? Shoddiest?

Yeah. It's pathetic.

Never heard that word before.

You never heard the word shoddy?

Never. Except s In different contexts.

Yes, I have coins. Except I don't want to pay rent.

I'm guessing $217.

217. I'm lower. I'll go 175. Okay.

No way.

All right, so $279. Gotta pay these people $36 to have this machine here.

Right?

$240. Doesn't even pay for the electricity and the water.

Probably breaking in the dough.

You know what?

I.

Watching the vlog.

Not sponsored, but it should be, being that I was gone for three weeks with the turnaround February wedding and honeymoon. Wow. I can't stock. I can't talk. All right, watch party. Watch potty retake. Okay, now we're rolling.

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