A short YouTube monologue (uploaded by Mike Andes) in which a speaker describes having a pickup-truck load of tree branches and asserts they will not pay more than $70 for removal, offering to text a photo. The excerpt captures a customer attempting to name their own price for a simple yard cleanup.
Just have a bunch of tree branches in my front yard. I'm wondering if someone's come and clear them off. I don't pay, like, 80 bucks or something. I can tell you right now, it's a pickup truck full of branches. That's all it is. There's. There's no more, no less. It's. It could fit in a pickup truck like you. Give me a cell phone. I can text you a picture of what I have. I'm not going to pay more than, like, 70 bucks. I can't be bothered, right? I don't know what you guys want to charge. I have no idea.
