Misty Tripoli delivers a conversational monologue on anti-aging products, expressing skepticism about expensive multi-step routines and describing a pared-down approach: infrequent face washing, vitamin C serum, and jojoba oil. The speaker notes past purchases of red light therapy devices, masks, and many serums—spent thousands—and prefers leisure over time-consuming regimens.
Damn, I'm looking old. Getting all wrinkly. No, it's just part of the deal. You can run, but you can't hide how much time I save by not having a 16 step skin program. I've bought all the equipment. I bought the red light therapy and the masks and the. And the things and the serums and the things. I have a whole drawer filled with them. I don't know how much money. I've spent thousands of dollars. And I just am at the point where I'm like, I'm trying so hard to cling and maintain beautiful, youthful skin and look younger than I am. I still think I look younger than I am. I'm 53, looking good. But that stuff takes up so much time, so much money. So now I'm lucky if I wash my face once a week. I know. Gross, huh? Maybe sometimes once every two weeks. And all I do now is use a vitamin C serum and some jojoba oil. Yeah. I just don't have time for all the rest anymore. So if anyone wants my products, I got a drawer filled with shit I don't use but that I got suckered into buying because I thought it was gonna make me look 25 again. It's bullshit. Yeah. I'd rather lay in the sun and chill in the pool.
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