A first-person YouTube monologue describing an ant invasion at the speaker’s house: the narrator follows a long, continuous ant trail that winds through rocks, garden beds, the front entrance, around the side of the house, into the jungle, and even through the shower. The ants are described as aggressive/stinging; the infestation persisted for at least eight hours and posed a hazard to the speaker and pets.
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Living in the jungle, there's always crazy shit going down. So last night my house was invaded by ants. And these ants are mofos. So I got one little ant on my foot and as you can see, my foot is totally swollen. Check out the invasion. So I came up to my walkway last night and this is what I found, a black line. And as I got closer, it was moving. And yes, these ants, and they are badass. Like these boys, sting like a mofo. I had to keep my dogs locked up so that they wouldn't cross over their path. I decided to go and look for where the path actually started. I couldn't actually find where it started, but over here on the side of my house, because I could see them on the white rocks was the best place to start. But who knows where they actually began. Just crazy. Split up through here and then re entered in through the rocks at this point. Yeah, just crazy. Look at that. And then they went through my garden. The path continued through the first phase of my garden. Then it picks back up on the other side where they come out, goes all the way through the front entrance of my house. This shit's crazy. Look at that. Yeah, you do not want these guys to touch you, I will tell you that. Goes through this next part of my garden and then I have to go around to the other side where it comes out. And then they start to come here. And this is where it starts to wrap around the side of my house. Now they're on the stone path all the way around. Just absolute amazement. Goes all the way around side of my house. And then it moves into. It goes off into the jungle again where it enters into another area of rock. But then it comes out into my shower. And now this is them walking, traversing through my shower all the way through. And then all the way across into another little rocked area. All the way through, underneath the fence. I don't know how long that thing actually went. I think it went through the jungle. And when I woke up this morning, eight hours later, it was still going. And you see, they were moving. That's some crazy.