Married Copywriters Drink White Claw and Dissect A Sales Letter

Georgi.

I'm Laura. Georgi.

This is our episode of Copywriters Drinking White Claw and talking Copy.

I've got grapefruit, I've got lime.

So we are on, I don't know, page 5 or 6. 6 out of 10 on 110 on clickbank. We had a couple of scotches before the White Claw because, you know, that's what we do. So we're gonna find one an offer here and just sort of talk copy. But I feel like I'm kind of interested in this. 3 steps stamina, huge EPCs ed program by real porn star. Something this. Let's see if we've got a tax sales letter we can look at. Hopefully we do. I mean that guy crushes it. So hopefully.

Oh, you gotta opt in.

Well, I'm not gonna opt in.

First mistake.

That's. That's. Yeah, we're out on that French market. I would say this one on my, my call today, which was interesting, but you know, we'll come back to that. Ed elixir. Maybe this one's got a text sales letter. Let's see. I really want a text sales letter because if we do a video, it gets kind of weird. Is this another option?

Exactly the same.

Oh, no, refer to reclick here. Perfect. Okay, so we don't. Honestly, this is like not scripted. So we don't know if we're going to like it or not. Could be the copy is gold and just affiliates. I'm promoted yet. Let's see this ancient 30 second fix gives you rock hard erections on demand and Raging Bull sexual power. The Red Bull logo. So for the red, it kind of looks like the bull is about to get. Because I think this is supposed to be the male bull, but he kind of looks like he's about to like be the bottom.

Yeah.

And a.

You know, that's a fair point. And he's like, you know, raging. He's like.

He's like about to change the flag. Butt stings. But yeah, Raging Bull sexual power fast and 100% naturally read the shocking report before it vanishes from the Internet forever.

So I actually think it's not a bad headline.

Yeah.

And the design looks pretty good. It's like pretty clear and easy to read. I think something could be more interesting than ancient or more specific. Like ancient from where, ancient from when. And that might just add a little bit of more intrigue to the headline.

I agree with that. Like that it's true. I don't know if I like really like that design a whole lot to It.

That's true. It's probably not adding much and if anything it might just invite skepticism.

Yeah, like is it? But yeah, I agree, Laura. Like this ancient Chinese, like Emperor's trick or something like that. Really cool.

That's a good one.

Yeah, well, you know, turns out I do this quite a bit. Yeah, but.

And then a reason why it would be vanishing from the Internet forever even if you could like get it into two words, you know.

Yes, good point. All right, so I'm Mike. And if your erections don't feel full. Sorry. Feel as full or firm as they were when you were younger, when you were a younger man. If you ever worry you can't last long enough to give your woman the deep satisfaction she secretly craves, if your sex drive has faded over the years and you no longer feel that animal lust you're supposed to feel when you're with a beautiful woman, especially one you love, and if your sex life has ever caused you shame and embarrassment or caused a woman to look at you with disappointment in her eyes, then pay close attention because I'm about to share with you a shocking story of how I went from feeling useless, ashamed and robbed of my manhood, watching my marriage and family crumble, why stood by helpless until I became so desperate I did something horrifying that almost cost me everything I held dear. Yet there's more to this presentation, much more in fact, because I'm also going to share with you an all natural 32nd secret that I discovered in an exotic faraway land. A secret that's been buried and hidden from you for hundreds of years. Yet once I stumbled upon it, became my sexual fountain of youth and rewound my sex drive back to how I felt as a rock hard, battle ready 18 year old US Marine. So I think the lead is absolutely not bad. However, I think we could probably go with more of teasing the story and kind of like you share an emotional story about what happened on his worst like kind of the, the peak of his Ed. You could tease the Marine stuff earlier, Right? I don't, I just don't love like a bunch of ifs where when you start copying for like if you know this and if that and if this. Well then we've got this thing for you because immediately I feel like I'm being sold because like I'm on like a, like I'm listening to a radio ad.

Yeah. And there's nothing super unique about any of that stuff, you know?

Yeah. And I think the thing is like there could be unique stuff because Again, this horrifying thing that he's teasing here is good.

I think if that came up earlier, like I did a horrifying thing as a Marine, like my manhood was destroyed or whatever, however you'd phrase that. And then. So if you've been feeling and make it shorter, one of those two things and everything in this presentation is going to blow your mind. Something like that.

Yeah. Yeah, totally, I agree. And then even going back to, well, by the way, if this is, it's probably for an info product, just guessing by how aggressive it is. And this is Clickbank and they don't really like that for supplements. But if you are doing a supplement all natural, like never put that. You're just. Unless you, if you can absolutely, absolutely prove that every single ingredient and filler, like so no preservatives or anything are not natural, then you can do that. But otherwise you're just gonna get sued. But even that I discovered an exotic faraway land, I feel like you could kind of like tease that better and be like, you know, that I discovered while overseas and deployed in Afghanistan in the middle of a war zone in a small village, something like that. There'd be something you could do to make that look a little bit more interesting. All right, so if, lots of ifs. If you suffer from any form of ed, erectile dysfunction, which we're defining that down here up above, figured you just knew what it meant, but we're doing it all the way down here. This will be the most important page you ever read. Because the all natural 32nd secret I'm about to give you has been hailed as a miracle by men of all ages. From younger men who suffer performance problems to white haired seniors who haven't experienced a fully firm vein bulging hard on in decades. But before we begin, know this. ED is not your fault and you are not alone. Clinical studies have shown 89% of men over the age of 40 suffer, suffer from ED in some form. And 43% of men under 40 do too. So one thing I talked about today when I did the zoom call with Justin was about statistics. I like, I get it a little bit with ED because it's like, hey man, like, don't worry, like you're not the one who has that problem. Like I do understand, but it's just like don't know if they care as much as the fact that they have ED and they want to go away. Yeah.

You know, it's funny because this letter is looking like somebody who has studied copy and like I said, has yeah. Has like a lot of the fundamentals in place and it's actually a good opportunity for us to show like, how you could go from that level to like the next one.

Yeah, I totally agree. Again. Actually, I don't think the copy's bad at all. I would imagine this converts decently and it's like, okay, I'll come back to it. But yeah, we're on the seventh page. Sixth page. Still clickbank. That's probably right for an ED offer, but hopefully this person is also running traffic to like affiliates outside of ClickBank. Yeah, again, I love ClickBank. They're the best. But just because I'm not sure if you're gonna get the best traffic, like for an ED offer here, but there's some sources from adult traffic and things like that where you could do very well. And again, we'd love to know who wrote this. Cause I actually think they're pretty talented, but there's just little things that they could do better. Yeah.

And there are a ton more oh my God. Coming up too. So it's like put your ifs like in one place and then you're good. You don't have to keep doing that. Really.

You know, we're talking about ifs and not buts here in the CD offer.

Unless you're, you know, that graphic holding the rotten banana or something.

Yeah, hilarious. I don't. Yeah. As I said, I don't hate that. If your erections are softer or less sensitive than they used to be, or too sensitive, that's cd. If you eject it prematurely, that's ed. If you ever feel like there's a disconnect between your brain and your manhood down there, like your mind is willing, but your soldier won't stand up and cooperate. That's CD, too. In the next few minutes, you'll know the real reason why saying most doctors will never tell you. Make no mistake, if you ever experience any of the symptoms I mentioned, you're suffering from early or mid stage ed. And if you don't fix the root cause, it's only a matter of time before full blown AED sets in, leaving you in a permanent and irreversible state of penile tissue decay. Or as urologists call it, sexual death. Urologists. I like that. Like penile tissue decay.

Yeah, that could have pulled. Popped up earlier.

I agree with that for sure. You know, the sexual death, frankly, I actually don't think is like that good. But I think it's fine here. Yeah, I don't think. I wouldn't move Sexual death up higher.

Right?

But the penile tissue decay thing is interesting for sure. The good news is this natural 32nd secret, which was kept buried for centuries and almost lost history forever, has finally been brought to light, giving you a safe, incredibly potent and all natural method for reversing all forms of VD gun. Strong claim. Clickbank. Thomas, is he there? While restoring your sex drive back to when you were in your physical prime, allowing you and your partner to enjoy more intimacy, more excitement. Round after round of intense, passionate, A headboard rattling lovemaking. The most explosive, explosive, mind blowing orgasms either you have ever felt. So when you're finished, she'll look at you in a whole new way with lust, awe and respect for your dominant masculine power. So again, I actually think this copy is pretty great. I do think like looking at this, that like maybe a lot of this dimensionalized stuff where they're we're doing all this could have been up higher instead of like statistics about ED where it's like lots of men suffer from ed. Like what if we just kind of rock some of this earlier, you know, the dimensionalized stuff here. And you can do without any awkward trips to the doctor, no expensive prescriptions, dangerous pills, weird pump devices or painful injections. What you're about to discover is 100 natural and it only takes 30 seconds a day. Again, I'm really curious about if it's a supplement or not.

It's gotta be a book.

It's gotta be a book, right? The only side effect is that your woman will now crave your raging hardness inside of her because now she's addicted to the pleasure hormones you set off in her brain. Like fireworks woman with their pleasure hormones. It's like beep beep, beep activated. Yeah, like every, like on the 4th of July, every time you fill her up with your rock hard manhood.

Funny use of manhood.

Rock hard manhood.

Yeah.

I don't know. It makes sense to me.

One quick thing I want to point out from like a text formatting standpoint is I think it would be slightly more effective if instead of just putting certain little words and phrases in bold, as if you picked like your one bam sentence or phrase that you really want them to read and then just put that in bold because I think it'll catch the eye of scrollers a bit better and you'll get to make a full point rather than just some words.

You know what's interesting? I don't hate it. Like I hate it because like it's if every sense there's Bolded stuff. Then like, yeah, you stop sk it becomes flat. Like I don't hate like strategically doing like a little bit right. Like, like doing part of a sense every now and then. But you're right in the fact that it's so regular. And then you get on to this one pleasure hormone, fill her up rock hard manhood. I, I get it. But like at the same time, now it's going to bother me that you pointed out, but read this while you can. This website is sending shock waves through a good design. Overall, I like the shock waves there. I like the font overall, through the pharmaceutical industry. The reason is simple. Big Pharma rakes in amounts of cash from drugs to treat the symptoms of ed, like Viagra and Cialis. Even though doctors are eager to write prescriptions, these drugs are not medicine. They're actually poison. I'm fine with that line, but I'm like, damn, okay, I gotta be an info proctor. It's true. The pills work by poisoning an enzyme in your body which blocks blood flow to your penis. This is really actually very good. Yeah, but I would have had that higher. I mean like a fascination and like, in fact, I'm gonna show you why Viagra and Cialis actually work by poisoning your body. And no, I'm not joking. They poison an enzyme called your like erection enzyme or something that doesn't even.

Say what the enzyme is.

Yeah, I think that could have been a great thing to put up higher in the lead so in a matter of time before they stop working completely, leaving your penis deader than before. So see, that's even a tough claim because like as a man, like I don't believe that. I'm pretty sure, like I know people have taken Viagra for like 20 years or you hear about old people and like, so you know, obviously I don't take Viagra yet, but I'm only 34. There's a lot, a lot of time, you know, planning on doing a lot of Viagra later in my life.

Well, if you, you know, get the.

ED elixir, if Laura keeps it under my fast scene, like, how am I not gonna. But anyway, if you choose this dangerous option, you can also expect side effects which can include sky high blood pressure, heart attacks, strokes, even blindness. And if you're crazy, yeah, if you're crazy enough to buy pills from online pharmacies, you're really getting away for your life. 75 of pills sold online are not only phony, they're load of dangerous synthetic compounds like them. To cite some of this stuff Frankly, I know it's like they don't care, but even there you could probably say some of this stuff. Yeah, I think citations here would actually make it.

Yeah, I was just about more believable and increase conversions. I agree. I was about to say the exact same thing.

Obviously the big pharma pill pushers weren't happy when they learned I'm exposing an all natural ED fix that makes their drugs irrelevant and unnecessary. It's why their pitbull lawyers are trying to shut down this website. In fact, this page could vanish at any time. Which is why you need to read this now. I said I'm Mike, and back in my days as a young United States Marine, I would have never imagined Ed would nearly rock my life. There's Mike and his kids and it's very, very American and love it.

I don't know if that's a super unbelievable picture because American flag in the background, like if they were out at a barbecue or even if like they're literally or you know, you get a picture of somebody who's taking a selfie like holding the phone, like it would be a way more believable image.

I agree. I served my country proudly until the day my patrol vehicle was ripped apart by a roadside bomb. I survived by the grave and my right knee was shattered after mustard surgery and rehab at the military with an honorable discharge. This, by the way, already, like it's fine for an ED thing, but like I feel like there's so many offers now as up as it is, like have the same like kind of story. So there's that. Returned to civilian life in the small town I grew up in and got so's job at a car dealership, I also met my soulmate Angie. We got married and wasted no time starting a family. The good Lord bless us. With two beautiful children, a boy and a girl, I was a rising star of my job. And Angie and I had a fantastic sex life. Even after years together, we were so affectionate towards each other, we often made other couples jealous. Yeah. Once I reached my 40s, my energy and motivation began to slide downhill. My belly grew while my hairline hairline shrunk. My performance at work started to suffer. I wasn't interested in sex the way I used to be. It wasn't Angie's fault. She kept herself in tip top shape and still turned heads wherever she went. But now we'd be in bed and she would be naked, wet and ready. And I make excuses to not have sex because I knew I couldn't perform.

See like, that whole sentence could be in bold, just as an example.

Yeah, I agree with that. And it's like, if you're gonna go down, like, we'll talk about her being wet and ready to. And then you have this family picture here. It's like a little bit of like a. Kind of like a weird as well. Uh, it was all it was. My brain still found my wife as attractive as ever, but the message wasn't getting passed down below my waist. I learned out of stress from my job or my diet. But as I continued to fall or fail in the bedroom, it caused me more embarrassment and anxiety, which only made the problem worse. Some nights I could get hard, but I had trouble keeping my wood. I go limp as a wet rag and wind up tugging on my sad shrivel noodle, praying for a miracle until Angie would let out a disappointed sigh and say, it's okay, honey, and crawl under the covers and turn away. See, I even feel like this could be a lead to test right where it's like, it's okay, honey, she said to me as she turned off the bedroom light and went to bed unsatisfied again, like something like that and like start that story. And I feel like you could also go back to like the marine thing, which has been done quite a bit this. But even so, though, it's like, you know, when the roadside bomb ripped through my tank and, you know, shattered my right knee, the last thing I expected was that this horrifying moment was going to also be the, you know, cause crippling ed or that would lead to the ultimate discovery in a far away land of like the 32nd all natural ed breakthrough that would fix it forever. So like, those are just interesting other variances. If I'm looking, this is a copywriter and I'm thinking about alternative leads to tests. Like, I'm looking at the story and I'm looking at again that emotional. It's okay, honey.

Yeah.

Which would be like how I think Krista Dodd would probably start, right. With something like that.

Yeah. And I do think there's a little bit more opportunity, like, right. Like with being embarrassed and anxious, like to really describe, like, what is that embarrassment? Like, you know, you wanted to like punch yourself in the face or punch the mirror in your bathroom or, you know, you all like, there are so many other ways you could pull that out than just using kind of the, you know, the name of the emotion.

Yeah, that's a good point. Right. Other times I get myself so hard or I get myself just hard enough to Penetrate her. But I was so worked up, I lose control and blow it within seconds. Which I get what they're trying to do here because they're trying to cover all their bases. They're trying to cover premature ejaculation and you know, Ed, but I don't know if like, I'm like buying it because they're kind of unrelated, but whatever. My wife would tell me it's okay, but as men, we know there's nothing okay about it. Sound humiliating for us. It's also hurtful, embarrassing for her. She worries you aren't attractive to her anymore. She feels ugly, fat, old and wanted. Does she feel fat? I don't know, but okay.

It's always fat.

It's always fat.

Yeah.

I felt so ashamed and fears of myself. What kind of man could fulfill his most basic duty to his wife, to my doctor, and asked him about testosterone injections? But he shot down that idea. He said once you get the get on the face stuff, your body's natural testosterone production shuts down, your risk of prostate cancer shoots up. And instead he scribbled me a prescription for the little blue pills that cost almost $30 each, which were like highway robbery. Which by the way, now if like Roman and some of the other places for hims, you can get viagra for like $3 a pill. So you might have to update some of this copy. You can't. Cuz I've seen that recently too, where writers are kind of using, which it was a great thing for a long time, but now it's like not true.

It would be good to address that because like, those companies advertise like crazy, so you gotta respond to them and stuff like this too.

Exactly. Worse, I hated myself. For a man who has taken his vows to love in church, his wife shouldn't need to depend on some artificial drug to make love to her, right? So the next night I secretly popped a pill. After Angie and I put the kids to sleep, and as we lay in bed watching tv, I began to feel some tingling and stirring down there. Thank you, Lord, I thought. Even if taking that pill was cheating in my mind, at least I could pleasure my wife again like a man is supposed to. I moved to Angie's. I moved Angie's hand onto my stiffening boner. I think it's been kind of like my manhood down there. And it's like boner. And she giggled like an excited school girl. She thought the old me was finally back. But suddenly I felt flushed and sweaty. My heart started pounding like a jackhammer. As someone to the bathroom.

I.

As I slumped over the sink, splashing cold water in my face, Angie opened the bathroom door and glared at me with ice cold daggers in her eyes. This time she looked disappointed. She was angry. This has gone on long enough, she said. And then my wife said five words to smash me like a sledgehammer. Tell me who she is. Oh, so even that would be a great lead. Yeah. Good God. There are a lot of other leads to test.

Start in the middle of the action, you know?

Yeah, tell me who she is. Even that could be a great start. Right? So much better. Just for reference, let's go back up here. Right? Because it's like, I'm Mike. And if you don't do. Then if you're not in that, that's so much more boring than tell me who she is. Come on. My wife was suspicious, but also, there's not quite the non sequitur here because, like, he, like, got super hard and was, like, ready to. And then.

Yeah, I was almost gonna ask you to scroll up and see, like, why.

Yeah.

What went wrong?

No, he just got, like, all, like, flush and sweaty. And then as he's saying, it's like.

A side effect of the pill.

Oh, yeah, that's what he's implying, which it is a side effect of Viagra. From what I understand, having read a lot of Ed products, because I take Viagra. But. Yeah. No, but then, like, there's still kind of a. Not. It's kind of unrelated. Like, why would his wife think that? Are you okay?

Yeah.

Like, tell me who she is is still a great thing for a lead. Like, in this specific thing, like, it doesn't quite make sense. White Claw. This whole thing is brought to you by White Claw and Ed in Seattle.

The house Ed built. Thank you.

Ed give you a tour of the house? Yeah, like a cool joke. How could I be messing around? You know, we can keep going, but I think let's skim down to, like, the. I'll skim a little bit here and just.

Yeah, let's read it as a couple of scanners.

Nightmares, right? He's gonna get the root of the nightmare fix no matter what. That's her first solution. My wedding anniversary is coming up. Haven't been intimate with my wife in months. I did a trip. Where are you doing the trip to? Oh, to Egypt. See, I like that. Again, could be. Could be part of the story, could be part of the lead, but the trip to Egypt would be bad. Went to Cairo, avoided sex on third night. Angie was just ready To. He's like, oh, you know, let's see, they have dinner. She bought a special outfit. Naughty lingerie. Bought some Viagra, I guess. Oh, this is. This is where they're building up the sexy times. He was tugging his sad shrivel. Junk as useless as soggy spaghetti. Whoever wrote this is very good.

They're a really good writer.

Yeah, I agree. Humiliating myself and letting her down again can risk with that performance. It was do or die. Oh. A penile injection kit. Oh. Which I think is like, we. We did that. One of our sales letters back in the day.

I kind of remember that. Yeah, there was a pumpkin.

No, we had one because it was in a Thai hospital and like the, like the doctors were having to amputate the guy's penis or something. You know, keeping it classy, but then actually amputated it was. Ended up being okay. Found a natural solution that could really help, but okay. So he's shooting up his dick with a black market drug and comes back cramping his crotch. Yeah. Go to the hospital. Blurry bits and pieces, but even that could be part of the lead, you know, like, he's like. Like, I stuck my needle into my penis. But what happened next was the worst 30 minutes of my life. I mean, how good is that headline?

Right?

But that not catch your attention. Next day, the doctor told her everything. They're now she's supportive. Oh, Dr. Mustafa's about to help him out. That's good though, because you have like, the. The. Like sometimes the. The natural. Like the Sherpa. Yeah, it's a natural thing of natural health Sherpa. But yeah, not. This is not a natural health Sherpa offer. Yeah. Oh, and I just explained stuff, right, Ed? I like that this Egyptian guy knows exactly what's happening. Yeah. It's a mechanism. It's a little. I'm pretty sure whoever wrote this hat had to study it under me. I'm not trying to be cocky, but, like, it's just like it does follow my format quite a bit. Like. So, yeah, okay. Yeah, the Arabic.

Yeah.

Like the whole thing. Like, take this back to your country show. Shout to a taxi driver. That's kind of interesting. So even then, show your taxidermy. That'd be a good potential hook too, Right. Like how a taxi driver in Brooklyn helped to cure my. Ed.

Yeah.

I'm not gay. Yeah. This is totally classic. This is like Daniel toe like me back in the day. Other people. Like, this is kind of like this whole. This whole parts. This again. This letter is actually super solid. I wonder if this is like a spark health, whatever their thing is now. Ooh, sexual energy.

Kai.

Yeah. Genghis Khan. Drink it. Which again, could be a headliner hook and definitely a fascination in the lead. Yeah. Right. Yeah. So, okay, this is all so much good copy in here. What if I can buy this off, especially if the product sucks, like, and I can turn into like a supplement exchange. Some of the claims, like, I could.

That maybe they sell supplements on the back.

I know. Oh, look at that. He did the jingxi. Gave his wife her first screaming climax in years. But. Right. Classic, Right? So again, this is like a classic thing. Yeah. So letter of, like, it was working, but there was a problem. This pilot was almost finished. He didn't know what. Let me guess, he tried calling, but. Yep, he was on holiday. Let me not look for him. Let me just tell you what's gonna happen after this. Okay, so holiday. I mean, maybe he was like, desperate, he was running out, thought he was screwed. But then at the last minute, he got like a call or a letter, probably a package in the mail from the doctor. It was like a bundle. And the doctor's like, hey, you know, sorry, I've been really busy. XYZ happened. But I want you to have this. You know, here's like the recipe. If you can make this yourself, I think it'll really help, you know. God bless you, Dr. Mustafa. It's probably what's gonna happen that he got it. There's ingredients. Keep over me. There's ingredients that are all over the place. You know how to source them. But he was able to kind of scrape them together. He got them. He wasn't sure if the right mixture or not. Maybe at first it wasn't. You didn't have any good results. But then he ultimately found that, you know, he found the right combination and, oh, my God. Suddenly headed for his buddy who had. Yeah, exactly. He gave his wife the best orgasms again and again. They started sharing with his buddies at church or community or in the neighborhood at work. They started doing too. They were asking, what's the secret he shared with them. And at that point, he realized he had to share it with the public. And so maybe big pharma didn't want him to, but he did it. And that was when the product was born. So let's just see. But I'm pretty sure I feel pretty good about that phone number. Begged them to, you know, pass.

Oh, they emailed him.

Okay, got the email. All right, so email. So it wasn't a bundle. And frankly, that's the copywriter's mistake. Better if it's like a bundle in the mail. Oh, I got lazy here. God, I should have done what I just said.

Oh, that's it then. They're gonna go right into it.

Okay. He had a couple of things to it. Oh, it was still. It was after Mustafa finally returned his call. So he did try, and it was a good but not perfect. Oh, I think I might know whose offer this is. Actually. I bet. I bet money I know whose offer this is, but I can't say it on camera. Can I add anything? Oh, my God. I definitely know his offer. This is. I felt like there's something there. There's some way to tweak it to give some extra fire power. You know, ingredients are usually strong enough for the average man in his part of the world, but in the Western world, we've been exposed to stuff. We had to add more. So he gave some extra ingredients. Boom. Himself. But too many others needed this brother. Brother in law. He was only at 39. Sex life with his wife was dead and they were bored. By the way, if you're talking about for your brother in law, it's kind of weird. Like, I'm just imagining talking with, like, your brother and being like. Or so slow. So not that good. I think that people are talking about that, but whatever.

Oh, some mental hacks and shortcuts.

Oh, perfect. Yeah. Lifestyle tweaks. Mm. Oh, God. Tom M. From Arizona. This guy's loving life now. Okay, you can tell that guy fucks. I mean, just look at his glasses and the smile.

He does now.

He does now. There it is. Yep. And it is an info product. ED Elixir, which I'm guessing you don't get as a.

Can you please send me the real dvd?

Excuse me.

I was looking at the tiny. This image represents a digital download. I wonder if they have to say that.

I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Triple charging libido. Prove your blood flow. Heal neural pathways from your brain and penis. I mean, God's amazing. We can do an info product.

I know.

All right, so. But we're talking. I don't understand exactly, though, because there's an info product there. We're talking about ingredients.

Scroll up a little. I just read the little headline. Oh, super soldiers that create this.

Sorry, magical combination. Because I'm trying to figure out she's an aphrodisiac.

So, yeah, I guess it gives you the.

You have to know how to combine them the right way. Right?

Yeah. But I do think that should be More clear, it should be in a headline somewhere. Like, you know, things in your grocery store, things that you already have in your cabinet right now, or what's going to make this ED elixir. And then if you want to get into, like, the specific chemicals in those foods, then that's fine. But I don't think that's actually as important as saying, use this stuff in your pantry and it'll take care of your ed.

Yeah, I almost look a little like I am skimmy, but, like, yeah, it's a little confusing. Like, you're sharing the ingredients, but then I don't. Is it really clear what we get with the program? So these are the ingredients up here. Properly combine them. And that's kind of like a classic thing, but, like, I guess it works. It's kind of weird when you're giving away the ingredients. I would almost give away some of the.

Yeah, but it's like, where do you get. Like, these ingredients are, like, they're pretty common.

I mean, L Citrulline Triglos isn't every ED thing. Maca root. Yeah. I'm guessing the upsell. This whole thing is at. The upsell is a supplement. We can buy it after just for the video.

Yeah.

But like, even then, it's like, you know, a couple shortcuts. Like, I get it, but I think it'd be better if it was like, a whole. You sure? Some of the things really, plus, like, you know, 10 other ingredients or whatever, versus giving away all the ingredients in here. It just seems like I don't feel like, you know, I'm like, okay, cool. I just need to find a supplement of this shit, which there are. So people are probably gonna leave and like, you know, Google some of these things and find like, Ed Mirror Plama, and then find something that has all this in it, and then you buy that instead. Right.

And then again, for people who don't know much about supplements, who'd be like, what the hell is that?

Yeah. And they have this final mystery ingredient, which is probably to address my kind of objection right here. But even then, like, okay, I'd be like, all right, great. The final mystery ingredient sounds great. But, like, it sounds like these ones will really help a lot, you know, Like, I don't know if I need it. So I would guess that's kind of killing conversions a bit, frankly. Ol bucket of money.

37.

Only $37 for. I guess you're getting get your dick back. Well, yeah, but really, it's like, how to mix the ingredients that I told you about so guarantee.

And we could definitely in future videos, if you guys want, like really dig into the offer part, the price justification part, the guarantee part. We're scrolling through all of it now, but maybe for different products we can focus more in the later parts of the letter.

I agree. I think the first episode has got to be a. Yeah, it's gotta be a supplement. I'm gonna pause it in my card and enter it because I don't want to do it like on, you know, camera as you know, credit card. And then I'm gonna come back and we'll see. I feel like I know some people at ClickBank. I know they won't see this, but I'm so. I'm just imagining people I know clickbank, like seeing my name. I think they look at orders like, oh wow, Stepan really likes this product.

You gotta watch this video.

One second. We'll be back. Okay, we're back. So I didn't finish the checkout yet because I actually wanted to just point out the little bumps that are on the checkout page. So. Got three different digital products. Add the Ed Elixir audiobook to my order for 997. Now you can listen to the program anywhere. You're covered by a 60 day money back guarantee. Add the sexual power audio training program to my order for 19.97. Get the additional maximum strength coaching from top experts in audio formats. You can listen to it anywhere with a guarantee. Yes, I Complete seduction mastery to my order for only 2997. Legendary seduction expert reveals his complete step by step system for approaching conver. Conversing, escalating and seducing women in any situation guarantee. Yeah, you got thoughts there?

No, I want to know what you think.

I think that the. I don't. I don't mind the format of it at all. I think it looks good format wise. However, I guess for me actually I'm still going back to the fact like I don't really know what the product is, to be honest with you. Like it's some book, but like it really was like here's five ingredients plus a mystery ingredient. Find out how to combine them correctly. Get these bonuses. I'll be $37. Yeah, I think the copy is so good that I'm sure it actually converts. Okay. Which is why this is like page 6 out of 110 on Clickbank and not page like 20 or 30.

Right.

But I think with like tweaks and probably frankly reran the product section in addition to the lead. This could totally be A good point.

Really clarifying what, like, the offer and the product actually is.

Yeah, it could be like a top, you know, two or three. Well, definitely top 10 offer a clickbank.

I do think the way that these order bumps, like, look, because it's not invasive. It's not, you know, it might not be, like, hurting your checkout page conversion very much. So. I do like that. I like how they're presented that way, and people who are interested, like, will still take them.

Yeah, I agree. There's a certain percentage of people. Although it can also affect your upsells on the order bumps, so. So there's something you gotta test because, like, you don't know how it's gonna affect everything else. All right, I'm pausing for my card in now, but I just want to show that to you guys. All right. Hey, we're back. Oh.

Oh, Jessica.

I think we're using vitalytics here. We are. Because of this. I could tell, but. Oh, sexual activation. So the bonuses. Oh, anal persuasion. Well, P.S. they kind of, like, they really escalate things from that kind of. To put it in the pooper, you know?

Activate your free coaching. So, like, continuity.

I didn't find anything matching free coaching.

Sally, continuity.

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All right, well, I don't watch any more of this, but the. I like trying to get some continuity going.

Still a little unclear on what it is.

Yeah. And as a guy who's embarrassed about his ed, like, do you really want to, like, talk to another dude who's going to coach you on, like, how to get, like, get it up and stuff? Not entirely convinced. I mean, again, I like the.

This will just sell. For the anal.

Yeah, for the anal. And the banana.

Make her beg to blow you. Yeah.

Is that what it's called? Oh, yeah. Yeah. So this is great. Bunch of social proof and all these guys. Thomas was like, man, finally got that. That anal going in my life.

One quick thing for when you're showing, like, a stream of testimonials or feedback like this, go through with like a little highlight graphic on, like, the key things you want your scanners to catch.

Good idea. Y so smart. Thank you, baby. So zero. Add to order. Oh, but when you check the box. Y. But then it's actually sending in a month. So this whole thing, seven days. Yeah, but this is like, again, a little shady.

But not the shadiest.

No, no, no.

They make you check the box.

I agree. I agree. I'm not. I'm not, like, hating on it. Our garbage disposal just kind of was started to go. But yeah, okay. I'm gonna. I'm gonna pass forever. See the next episode. What? Oh. Increase your paint size naturally. It looks like Ian kind of. It's from, like, when his head's cut off. It looks like Ian Stanley. I didn't realize Ian was doing this, but. Manhood Maximizer. What is manhood? I want a picture. I mean, I want to, like.

In just a moment, we'll proceed to the members area, so you can view the materials you ordered today. First, though, real quick, since I've already shared with you some of my most personal secrets, I might as well reveal one more. I used to be lacking in the size department. I always felt a bit too small down there. Or at least I wished I could have been bigger. The girls I slept with never exactly complained. And if I did ask them about my penis, they'd tell me it was normal. But, heck, I didn't want normal. I wanted better than normal. I had girlfriends cheat on me and leave me for other guys and girls who would sleep with me one time and then make excuses not to see me again. And I was pretty sure a big reason why was that I wasn't giving them the deep satisfaction. See, when a woman says size doesn't matter, they're f flat out lying. It doesn't matter if you can.

Okay, what do you got for me?

I don't know. It's probably actually not like the very worst upsell. To throw in here.

Yeah, I agree.

Like, though your art card is starting them back over with, like, a whole new problem rather than something that's just gonna, like, accelerate their. Or magnify the results you're looking for on the front. So. And I just don't know, is it realistic? Do you guys really worry about their dick size all the time.

I mean, most guys don't, but there are guys who do. Oh, got down. So on this bad boy. Oh, extra program. So it's all info, huh? Testosterone.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

The mega load. Triple the volume. Got that fucking.

Is that. Do people worry about that?

There's a good percentage of guys who just watch too much porn, I feel like. And who are just, like, really, you know, know, into all of this. But.

So you get Manhood Maximizer and all.

This other stuff and Unleashing the Beast, but most importantly, the Megalode method, You know, its own thing. Of course, Testosterone. So say no. Thanks. So we done? Oh. Oh, wow. Is that a triple down cell? My God. I really want you to get the man Hide. Manhood Maximizer. Oh, Even more bonuses. Thrilling threesomes. The sex guy. Blueprint. Sexual teasing. Nothing's pretty good. Yeah, it's fine.

Yeah. Stacking a ton of stuff on.

Cool. Well, we did it.

Oh, we're not going to review the product next time.

I know this cup of coffee right here.

So random.

This is a really random graphic. Not sure what's happening, but cool.

So that is also something we can do some other time. Like, really go into, like, the funnel and like, upsell choices and.

Oh, yeah, definitely. I know this video is going to be pretty long.

Yeah, it's long already.

But this is really fun. I think Laura and I might do more of these. You know, do your YouTube thing if you guys like this. And make sure to subscribe or follow or like, I don't know what the fuck we're gonna put. We're gonna put this. Make sure to do whatever to engage. Let us know.

Where are we gonna put this?

Putting in the comments section that you like it.

Yeah. If there's any, like, niche you would like us to go pick a random clickbank letter in, you could let us know that.

Yeah, seriously. I don't know. And we'll probably put it on Facebook and maybe other places too.

Yeah, maybe do a link to it in your email.

A little LinkedIn or something. All right, bye.