Steve D Valentine's friends and family surprise him at Peter Piper Pizza with a birthday celebration, complete with arcade cards and a crown. His mom shows up, and everyone jokes about whether this is actually his real birthday.
Happy birthday to you. Even mom came for pizza. Huh? You guys are freaking hilarious. Adult birthday party. It's not even my birthday. Wow. Wow. Happy real birthday. Oh, and at Peter Piper. Yeah, perfect. Actually, no. You have a crown you gotta wear. You do need to celebrate a real birthday. So we also have game cards. So you guys get to go tear up the arcade. So you get one.
You get one.
You get one.
It was at this moment that he knew he fucked up.
You get one.
Who else needs a game? Hey, you get a game. Who doesn't need to have some fun?
I do not.
Take one in the face.
Look great for.
Your birthday at 12 years old, right? It's my maturity.
The king.
The king. Happy birthday to you clowns. Yeah, boy.
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