Steve, here's how not to blow a private jet invite: don't take the owner's seat (forward-facing right side), don't pack a month's luggage (cargo space is tiny), and don't assume an open bar by immediately asking for tequila.
Hey Steve. Hey, what's up? What are 3 ways to not get invited back onto my friend's private jet? How not to get invited? First of all, you take the principal seat. Usually that's the forward-facing seat on the right-hand side of the airplane. That is always reserved for the owner. Second, you bring enough luggage for a whole month's trip. That will definitely kill you because normally these airplanes do not have a lot of luggage space. And third, just asking for a shot of tequila. Don't assume that you have an open bar there. Be polite, wait until the flight attendant asks you what you want.