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Deuling Spidermen Meet The Lollipop FBI Agent

Name: Deuling Spidermen Meet The Lollipop FBI Agent
Uploaded: 2007-11-23T06:45:19+00:00
Duration: 3 min 14 s
Channel: Tony Stark Policci
Description: Three people improvise an absurd sketch where Spider-Men and an FBI agent argue over a lollipop. They repeat "share the lollipop" while shouting random…

23 Nov 2007 · 3 min

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Three people improvise an absurd sketch where Spider-Men and an FBI agent argue over a lollipop. They repeat "share the lollipop" while shouting random commands like "freeze," "let's ride my scooter," and "throw away the lightsabers" until someone steals it.

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I want to kill Spider-Man, and I want Daddy, no.
What's going on over here? Freeze. FBI.
Uh oh.
Whatever's going on, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.
I was just share this lollipop.
Lollipop.
Why don't we try to share this lollipop?
Share the lollipop.
Daddy, no! What's going on over here? Freeze! FBI! Whatever's going on, I'm gonna get to the bottom of it. Why don't we just share this lollipop? Lollipop? Why don't we just share this lollipop? Share the lollipop? Whose lollipop? His lollipop.
La la la la la. Spider-Man, come over here, this is FBI. Oh no!
Ah! Oh! Oh!
Oh, they severed my calf! Oh!
Hey, you want your lollipop? Goodbye!
Goodbye everybody, I can't do this anymore!
No, no, no, no, here, share! Let's share, let's share!
We'll share the lollipop?
Yeah!
You really think that?
Yeah!
You swear to God?
Yeah!
Okay, fine.
That didn't happen.
That should make you guys die.
Let's share the lollipop! Let's share the lollipop! Let's share the lollipop!
Oh, harder! Oh, harder! Oh, ow! Okay, fine, the lollipop, give it to me.
Okay, let me open it.
Give it to me, let me put it in my mouth.
Hey, we said share.
Okay, fine, we'll all put it in our mouths.
Okay, okay, you lick this side, you lick that side.
Do you guys want to ride on my scooter?
Yeah!
Okay, let's all go together, come on everybody, come on. You too, Spider-Man.
Yeah, awesome!
Just throw away the lightsabers, come on, get on.
Awesome!
Let's go! Alright, let's go. 1, okay, 1.
Wait, I can't do this.
1.
I can't do it.
Yes, you can do it.
Push me. I can't. I can't do it, David. Push me. I wanna go drink my lollipop. Hey, that guy stole my lollipop. What a ripoff. Hey, look, maybe I can take a scoop.