Victoria S. DorsanoFounder, Be Victorious Coaching · Be Victorious Coaching · Systems > Willpower

My NOT✨that girl✨ smoothie

5 Sept 2022 · 1 min

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In this upbeat vlog, Victoria S. Dorsano walks viewers through making a "non‑that‑girl" smoothie, a deliberately un‑aesthetic, casual version of the popular Instagram‑styled smoothies. She starts by halving a banana, adds frozen mango chunks, a scoop of Gainful protein powder, and a chosen Gainful flavor packet. She then pours in a plant‑based or dairy milk of her choice, blends everything together while humorously commenting on the noisy blender, Monday morning grogginess, and the contrast between the "ninja" blender name and its loudness. The video blends a straightforward recipe with playful, self‑deprecating commentary aimed at viewers who prefer a low‑effort, authentic approach over curated aesthetics.

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Good morning everyone! Today we're gonna make a non-that girl smoothie. Us normal peeps like to start off with a very average banana, cut that baby in half, throw that into the blender, take your mango chunks that are still frozen, dump those guys very non-aesthetically in there. Then you're gonna take a scoop of your personalized Gainful protein powder, dump that into there. Yep, make a mess along the way because why not, it's Monday. And you still haven't gotten the eye crusties out of your eyes so you can't see, but go ahead and clean that up because you're not a slob. Then you're gonna look at all the Gainful flavors that you have and decide which flavor packet you want to add in. Mmm, yep, that one. Yoink! And now that the flavor got The gods have spoken. You can go ahead and dump that flavor into your blender. Wonderful. And now you can go ahead and choose whatever plant milk or dairy milk of your choosing. Fill that up. There you go. A little bit more. Okay. And now it's time to start your blender. Wake up all your neighbors. Contemplate all your life decisions that you made yesterday. And then you begin to wonder why they call this thing a Ninja if it is so dang loud, right? Because aren't ninjas supposed to be quiet and sneaky? Anyways, that is how you make the non-that-girl smoothie for girls who don't really care about their aesthetic.