50 shades of Money Bag Mafia | Talk Les Show
In this episode of Talk Les Show, host Lesya B sits down with guest Moneybagg Mafia for a free‑form, profanity‑laden conversation that jumps between personal anecdotes, cultural observations, relationship advice, and self‑promotion. The dialogue opens with a tongue‑in‑cheek discussion about "busting down the middle"—a metaphor for splitting money with a partner—and quickly veers into a comparison of Russian dating customs (where men are expected to pay) versus American norms. They riff on Lesya’s husky, joking that the dog prefers Black men and is “racist,” while also debating whether a dog can have racial preferences. The pair exchange stories about awkward first‑date moments, especially unwanted PDA, and debate the etiquette of hand‑holding. Throughout, they reference their respective brand identities, coining names like "Moneybag Les," "Les Mafia," and discussing the evolution of their online personas. Moneybagg Mafia shares updates on his comedy career, including a sketch show backed by 8to5 South, upcoming film projects with T.I. and 85 South, and his involvement in the local comedy scene. The conversation also touches on lifestyle preferences, with both hosts praising Miami’s beach vibe and contrasting it with Atlanta and California. Lesya emphasizes audience engagement, promising to respond to every comment, and promotes her merchandise line on talkless.shop, revealing a new hoodie drop and plans for sweaters. The episode ends with a gift exchange (a hoodie) and a reminder for viewers to subscribe, comment, and stay tuned for future content.
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Or get you a Black baby daddy or something, man. Come over there and protect you. Get you one of these white heads. You know they waiting on you.
Why can't you say Black husband? Why baby daddy?
Nah, baby daddy. You can't get rid of them. You can get rid of a husband. You can't get rid of them. What you believe in really don't matter when it all boils down to it. Y'all can have everything set up straight in the beginning and then later on down the line, he went from a husband to a baby daddy.
I'm not gonna call him baby daddy.
Well, what if y'all never got married? Or you gonna wait till you get married to have kids?
Yeah.
Oh, this Atlanta baby, I can tell you. Might as well shoot that dream down right now. Somebody gonna trap your ass.
Okay, ladies, stop giving head in the morning. Don't ever wake up a man.
Don't touch me. It took me, it took me so long to go to sleep. I will kill you if you, if you touch me.
Yeah, but that's again, it's a communication thing, right? You got to communicate with your partner about that. Hey, like, I don't, don't touch me.
I get you some short— not short, but you know, where, you know, 5'11".
King. Sounds like you're trying to imply something.
No, I'm 6'2". Oh, you could tell if a man really likes you by how hot the rag is he bring you after sex. Brought a bit of dry rag one time, didn't even wet it up. You know I'm ready for you to get the fuck out. I think it was a paper towel, wasn't even a rag. Goddamn.
Talk less, do more. The chat history is called No Money Bag.
That's what it is.
I don't know why I called it that.
Bag No Money.
Because I said—
because I should be Empty Bag Mafia.
Can you rename? Is it like copyrighted or whatever it's called? Like, do you have a patent on it? Oh really? So he can't even do nothing about it?
I mean, he Moneybagg Yo.
You just Moneybagg Mafia?
Yeah. Moneybagg Mafia.
But you got to get to the level where when people think of Moneybagg, they think of you versus him.
I mean, you got to put it out there. I'm talking about the comedian, and they'll be like, oh, okay, huh. I don't know.
So you— do you rap?
I used to.
Can you imagine? You rapped and then you would just go after each other. You'd be like, who's the best?
Still, there was Moneybagg Yo and Moneybagg Mafia. It's the same thing with DC Young Fly, like DC is just the name of their crew. His name is not DC, that's the name of their crew. So you got like DC Bally, DT Quintez, DC, you know what I'm saying, Lunte, like, you know what I'm saying? So my group was, you know, Moneybagg Mafia. Like, my shit was Mafia, but you have Moneybagg Real, Moneybagg Such and Such, Moneybagg—
where all of them They in jail. Oh shit.
Yeah, they incarcerated.
What did— what happened?
See, just like white folk want you to tell everything. I ain't telling you.
Okay, don't call me white. That's offensive.
Why is that offensive?
Did you not watch the interview with Carlos Miller?
I've seen some clips.
Oh my God, you were one of those?
Yeah.
You don't watch the full episodes? You watch only—
I'm gonna be real. We recording? No, not yet.
We record, we always record.
Oh shit, I watch 85 South, 4 Miles, Broken Plate, and Talk Less Show. And now I'm gonna add the Talk Less Show to the—
because it's gonna be a lot of people from 85 South.
So like, yeah, right, right, right. I watch, I watched, uh, Shannon Sharp shit too.
I don't think I've ever watched this episode. I watched some— actually, I watched Shannon Sharp's episode with Carlos. That's the only thing I watched. And I only watched because of Carlos, but I like the way he watched—
he didn't watch Katt Williams interview.
Um, I've seen clips.
That was one of the best ones to me. That one set the show on fire.
Oh yeah, that's the one that did like 20-something million or something. Yeah, yeah, like that. I remember the clips and like I remember, you know, the premises of it, but I didn't watch the— I didn't even know who it was.
You didn't know who Katt Williams was?
No, but you got to understand, I'm not from here.
You don't want to be called a white woman. I feel like that's grounds.
That's not grounds. I am from Russia, okay?
Yeah, they're white people in Russia. So you really feel like it's a difference?
It's a big difference.
What's the difference, the language?
It's not the language, it's just like the culture. We don't grow up in the same environment. Like, it's not the way that white people are growing up here and the way that white people have like the white privilege and all of that. It doesn't exist in Russia.
But it exists while you're here.
No, it doesn't. I'm an immigrant, so there's a lot of— I'm an immigrant to the government, you know. I can't just go and get a driver's license.
ICE can come get you right now.
ICE can come get me. I'm not even joking.
A white immigrant. I'll be feeling some type of way where white people don't speak English. Like, I'll be like, what the fuck? How dare you not know? Like, you just white and you don't speak English? So, but do y'all look at the white people different over here? Do y'all turn y'all nose up like I mean, it's different. They're all racist too over there.
Actually, this is different because I did the whole episode on how Russian culture is different.
I mean, the only difference is they say nigger over here. Y'all might be like, nigger.
I mean, the translation is— yes, that's exactly how you say it, just with a G. So it's like—
so, but it do get said over there?
It does not get said, but it's— so no, it doesn't get said. But it says like when you talking about like it's a direct translation, it's like, um, black in Spanish. Okay. So it's the same, it's the same thing. Like it's just a translation. There's a different word for black too, but it's like, especially when you use for like African, it's just like a word that's not an offensive word, but it's a word to describe. So it's not like, uh, to belittle or do anything. Like it's none of, none of that stuff, you know?
Okay.
So I don't even know how to explain it. Like, people— so this is the thing about Russia. If the— when I was growing up there, the more they were more racist towards Asians than anything.
You mean niggas get a pass over there, man?
I have one of my friends just went there. He, he— the guy from California just went to play, um, in Russia. And I, I literally— I'll show you a video. People are like walking up to him, taking pictures with him, dabbing him up, like trying to be friends with him.
That's racist.
How is that racist?
That's racist.
They admire them.
Yeah, I bet. That's how they did slaves. Look at that dick on that nigger.
Did you know that Russians had like— we had slavery too?
Of what? Of what sort? What do you mean?
So it was between the classes. So it was between the classes. So there were— there were— so before the revolution, so a certain amount of people, they were actually like— they were slaves of the people who were of a higher rank. Like social status. And so they were doing— they were working on the fields, they were doing— literally, it was very, very similar to the history of what happened here. Look it up. How much history do you know? Look it up. I'm telling you, this is, this is, this is what not many people know, because like Russia has a very, very, very, very, very wealthy history. There's a lot that happened.
I speak a little German.
There you go. Because like Russia had so many, um, we had— I think it's like 2 or 3 government overthrows within just the 19th, the 20th century.
So y'all had cotton picking white folk?
Well, we don't have cotton, doesn't grow there, but it was potatoes, vegetables. I mean, have you ever picked potatoes in the field?
Uh, most definitely not.
Exactly. I have, and you know how hard that shit is.
You picked potatoes in the field?
Yes.
You didn't play ball or nothing like that?
No.
She was a tall-ass potato picker. He's out there tall as hell for no reason.
Listen, if you were to grow up with my grandpa, you would not even be able to talk back. If they say in September there's going to be a few days that we're going to be in the field and we're going to be picking up potatoes, that's what we had to do. Like, literally, like, ass up, you know, hands down, and you just picking potatoes the full day. You don't— nobody's gonna like say, hey, are you hungry?
Do you want to eat?
Fuck no, you're gonna go pick up potatoes.
So what do you do here in America?
I talk on camera.
That's it for a living at this point?
Yes.
That's white privilege. See what I'm saying?
How is that a white privilege? I worked for this shit, huh? I worked for this.
So where did you start? Like, where was your— like, where did you start to make it to, to have a Carlos Miller on your show? Or—
okay, I started in— I started— so it started in 2024. I posted a tennis video that went viral, and then I started—
tennis video?
Yeah. So I started playing tennis on, like, I just put the camera behind me and then I just Posted a video and so it went viral and I'm like, wait, I never had like 100,000 views on my, on my videos before. And so I started getting following and then, um, somebody just, somebody told me, they're like, hey, you need to start doing YouTube. So I started doing YouTube and I was just like recording my phone, me playing tennis, doing vlogs and stuff. And then, um, came across this girl who had a story and I said, why don't we just, you know, do like a YouTube Live and do kind of like a, it was like a double window. You can do two people on YouTube Live. And why don't we do your story? Why don't we tell your story? And so we did that, and then I was like, this is kind of fun, let me do it again. So I did it with another person, and when I was doing with another person, we kind of came up with a name. They're like, you should turn into a podcast and you should call it Talk Less Show. But at this point, like, I'm posting every single day. I have a corporate job, so I'm posting every single day, editing. I have a corporate job, I'm also playing tennis at the same time, and, you know, I had to kind of like juggle all of it at the same time. I didn't— I mean, I didn't have, you know, I was barely making any money,. So then somebody reached out to me and they're like, hey, you need to come to Creative Soul Studio. Shout out to Rod. And they basically put me on the studio, put me on Rod. But the guy was like, I'm gonna help you produce the show. And I was like, cool. Cause I don't know what the hell I'm doing. Like, I wasn't going to do a podcast. I just named it Talk Less Show, but I didn't know what the hell it was gonna be. Cause mind you, like, I don't have no money to pay for the studio. So I'm just like, okay. So we scheduled the day and then he never showed up. But I was able to talk to one of my friends, and then I told him, hey, I'm filming the first episode in the studio. He's like, well, he had a tequila brand, and he was like, bet, let's put tequila bottles here and I'll sponsor your show. And that's how it started.
White privilege.
How's this a white privilege? Have you asked? I've only worked with Black-owned businesses.
Them the same eyes that white lady had on Pootie Tang. That's the one that fucked Pootie Tang up. She had the same eyes. You know the white lady I'm talking about?
No.
What's the white lady name from, uh, American Pie? Stifler mama.
Oh, you got— she just passed away. She did? She did. Yeah. No. Yeah, she did.
Damn. Yeah, that was— that was—
I mean, I mean, listen, you can turn anything into white privilege, you know. I don't think it's a privilege because I was working. I've— before I was able to have Carlos Miller or anybody else, I've been in the studio for Every single week, at least once a week, I filmed like over 50 episodes before I got to that point.
The grind.
It's the grind. So I don't think it's white privilege, you know. It's not like— people might like, you know, because the thing is, you might look pretty, you can get in there.
Something about a tall white woman that— I met you in a— at the club.
Yeah, you walk up—
something about a tall white woman with those eyes, just like, yeah, come do my podcast. You're like, yes ma'am.
You walked up to me.
Yes, ma'am, I have to come.
He didn't even question nothing. He didn't ask what podcast. I've seen you, I've seen your episodes with Carlos Miller. You shook my hand and he was like, okay, okay. Uh, I was like, give me your number. Here, here, here.
Oh God, take this shit, man. But that's real though. I respect you grinding. That's real. I'm just talking shit. I know we start from the bottom and you know what I'm saying, got to really grind to get to where we trying to be.
Yeah, I mean, I started with like 1,000 followers. Like, I only had my friends as followers. And you know, it was embarrassing because I'm 31, so I started in my like late 20s, 30s.
Yeah, okay. It's like a mystery. Like, you could be a little older, you could be a little younger. Like, you— it's the eyes, I'm telling you.
Yeah, don't fall for them.
Whole time you 59. What the hell?
They think I'm like 21.
For real?
Yeah.
I want to say 21.
24, 21. I'm like, oh no, honey, I'm past that.
You're like your mama tall like you?
Yeah, everybody's tall.
Damn.
How tall are you?
I'm about, uh, 6, uh, feet?
5'11".
5'11".
With shoes on, you're 6'?
Oh, uh, a 9. Really 8, but I buy a 9. 5'9"? Yeah, I'm 5'11".
5'11"? That's what you tell women?
I'm 5'11".
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, you can make it 6 feet, that's fine.
I'm just saying, you didn't see when we hugged, I was like right below your breast. I was right below that.
My breast? That's like a lot of inches. Does it bother you when people ask you how tall you are?
No, no.
No, no, you just— you're bothered by white people? No.
One of my closest friends is white.
Really? In Atlanta?
Yeah.
Where does he live?
He stay like Palmetto or some shit like that.
Huh. See, Nav was right.
You know what, I'm lying. I mean, we used to be close when I had— when I used to work with him, but we still keep in touch because I love his family and all that, you know. I love his, you know, his kids and all that, man. Shout out to Richie. My boy Richard Lee. Yeah, but that was my, I ain't got a lot of white friends. I'm just say that.
I could tell.
Why you say that? Now I'm not against it. I just don't, you know, I mean they don't be where I be at. I'm gonna say that. Like, but if it was some cool white people, oh, you love Richard. I know you know Richard.
Who's Richard?
You love Richard. He do, he comedian on Instagram.
No. Damn. Am I supposed to know him?
Yeah. He's a foreigner too, I guess. Foreigner? Yeah.
Do you think foreigners unite or what is this?
Yes, white foreigners. The fuck? White Foreigner Coalition. I don't know.
Yeah, we have a group chat.
Yeah, you see what I'm saying? Immigrants. Richard. Damn, you just made me realize I don't have a lot of white friends. But you know, my neighbor white. She a bitch. But she's white though. And I keep the peace. Like the other day, It was raining real bad. I took a package off her porch and put it in my house and she called the police. I thought I was helping. Just because I gave it back to you and the box was open don't mean that I was trying to go through your shit. I was just making sure whatever you ordered was in there, you know?
Why would you open somebody's package?
Huh?
Why would you open somebody's package?
'Cause I thought it was mine first.
I mean, hey, that happens.
You know what I'm saying?
But you know, there's like— it's a whole thing. I didn't even know it's a real thing that like the mail fraud that you can like— if you open up somebody's letter, I was like, wait, what?
That's illegal. You cannot open nobody's mail.
Yeah, especially because like sometimes I live in an apartment complex, so sometimes I'll get mail from somebody else and I'm like, what? So I don't touch it anymore. I just put it on the— yeah, put it right there. I'm like, don't, don't mail me this stuff anymore because no.
Yeah, shout out to my neighbor though, uh, Rebecca. Fucking loser.
How did you meet her? How do you know her name?
Because her box was in my house.
Wait, so that's the only way you know her name? You've never had a conversation with her?
Yeah, but she just— she weird. Like, like, say if I have my kids over, whatever, and they children, so like they playing all day long. And she like, you know, by the time anything after 10 o'clock hits, she banging on the door. "Hey." She downstairs, she waiting in front of the Ring camera. Like she just know I'm gonna come to the door. And I talk to her through the Ring camera. So I'm like, "Yeah, what's going on?" She like, "Could you please tell them to keep it down?" But bitch, that's me yelling, telling them to shut the fuck up. Like if you hear them running, you only hear me saying, "Shut the fuck up, sit down." Like you don't hear me saying that. Like she weird like that.
How old is she?
I don't know.
Does she look young?
I need to get to know her. Yeah, she weird though. She got like 10 cats, it's just her. That's weird. Yeah, got like 10 cats, it's just her in there.
See, I think I— because I know that I have white neighbors too and they keep complaining about my dog and I'm like, yo, it's just a fucking dog. Like, I can't do nothing about it.
Like, you can do something about it. Get you a house where you ain't got to worry about that.
I'm scared, bro. Because it's me. I just— me and my dog and my cat. Like, I don't want to live in a house, especially in Atlanta. Like, you guys don't have houses with fences and stuff, and I ain't got the money to get a house with a fence. But you know, for just me, I think safety reasons-wise, it's not safe.
No, man, you get this— the South, you know, we gonna own— you gonna own a gun down here. No, I'll get you a Black baby daddy or something, man. Come over there and protect you. Get you one of these white heads. You know they waiting on you.
Why can't you say black husband? Why baby daddy?
Baby daddy, you can't get rid of them. You can get rid of her, you can't get rid of them.
No, I don't believe in baby daddies. I don't believe in baby daddies.
I mean, what you believe in really don't matter when it all boils down to it, because y'all can have everything set up straight in the beginning and then later on down the line, just he went from a husband to a baby daddy.
No, I'm gonna say it's my ex-husband. I'm not gonna call him baby daddy.
Well, what if y'all never got married? So you want— you're gonna wait till you get married to have kids?
Yeah.
Oh, this Atlanta, baby. I can tell you, you might as well shoot that dream down right now. Somebody gonna trap your ass.
No, I mean, I've been here for 4 years. Nobody has trapped me.
Huh?
Nobody has trapped me in 4 years. Okay, what are you trying to say? What are you trying to imply? What? What, you think I can't— I can't dream?
You like black men, right? Yeah, I could tell. See, it's the look, that Punytail look. Okay, yeah, that's how you gonna get trapped.
Because it's a black man?
Yeah, no, that look you giving. You got this look.
And then what happens?
A baby happened after that.
But, but like, there's steps to, to have a baby.
Like what?
Like, at least you gotta have sex with them.
Okay, you ain't fucking out here?
I'm a virgin.
What, for real?
Yeah, I never had sex before.
A lot of them care who tell it. You're a virgin for real?
Yeah, you can tell.
Never, never, ever. And you like black men and they like me? Don't waste them white boy time. Don't come over here, goddamn, the hell you like us? You ain't getting nobody none.
You would believe that I'm a virgin?
Oh, okay, you gotta date like Shaq or something. You tall, it's gonna be hard to find a nigga.
Can you please tell Shaq to come on the show? Because I'm tired of asking. Like, how many more times do I need to say, Shaq, come on?
He'll be here.
Carlos already tried to sit and he still is not here.
He gonna come for you.
He's gonna come for me? You think I'll be the—
He's most definitely gonna come for you.
So what number am I gonna be? Am I gonna be number 1 girlfriend, number 2, number 3, or 4?
It matter, baby. Long— you got to stop looking at glass half empty and look at it half full. Long as you a girlfriend, it don't matter which number you at, long as you in there. You know what I'm saying?
I will take that title. Shaq?
Yeah, yeah.
I don't want to date, but I'll date Shaq.
You see how you in this room right now? Shaq could buy this whole building for you. Replace him.
No, we got to keep him. We can't replace him.
You see, replace Rod.
You know what's crazy? People think that I got like this huge team behind me So people think that I'm an industry plant, that I got this like gigantic team behind me. They don't understand it's me and Rod.
You might be, you might be a plant.
Who planted me?
Like undercover brother, but like the opposite. Undercover cracker.
Oh my God. You should have been here when I was telling Tyler the story of a guy calling me a cracker. No. Yeah, he did. It was my third day in America too.
No! What you do?
I was just standing in the bus stop waiting for my bus.
Cracker! That problem with me. I let some steam off every once in a while. Just ride past the bus stop, tall man, cracker!
I don't like that you have something against white people and you put everybody—
I don't!
You have an attitude towards me.
What?
I don't know how.
I wouldn't be here if I ain't fuck with you.
Really?
Yeah. I don't have, I don't get down like that.
Really?
I give everybody the benefit of the doubt. Black, white, I don't give a damn what you is.
But to be honest, I don't really have that many white friends either, so.
For real? Yeah. Do you? So you have more Black friends? Oh yeah.
Especially like in Atlanta. I don't really, I only know, the only like white looking people are my Russian girlfriends that I know. That's it.
And you got any more coming here, Russian girls here?
Yeah, I was just— I literally was just filming with one of my friends, Tremo. Do you know Tremo?
Tremo.
Tremo, he's a comedian too. Uh, but shout out to Tremo, he's been helping me with my YouTube because I had to start this whole new YouTube channel from scratch. And I was just filming with him, um, we're just doing like basically my journey with YouTube. And 3 of my Russian girlfriends were outside sitting eating. I was like, oh, Look, all of them together. Didn't even know that they knew each other. Yeah, somebody get ICE on the phone. They're citizens, huh? They're citizens. Stop doing that.
I don't hate white people, but I would love to see ICE carry away a couple of white people just, just to even the playing field.
I don't think it's a— I don't think I want to see them at all. I just, I don't want to ever see ICE.
Yeah, why not?
For what? Why would I want to see—
who you vote for?
I can't vote. You can't? I'm not a citizen.
Damn, you probably can't put a nigga on child support either.
I wouldn't.
You're a perfect candidate for this shit. You wouldn't do that? Oh shit, what are you doing after this?
You know, I've always said this, this is kind of like an interesting concept about me. I don't really believe in doing that to men. Like, honestly, you don't want to pay child support, fuck it, it's my kid and it's my responsibility at this You definitely gonna get trapped.
You thinking like that, you a golden goose. I'm trying to tell you, they don't think like that.
I don't care what they think. I just know that this is, if I were to have a child and I happen to choose poorly and the father of the child is not desiring to be in the child's life, I'd say, listen, it's fine. Thank you for the seed. I'll take on the responsibility and I'll be an amazing mom. And you know, we'll find another dad.
Damn, where the fuck was you at about 10 years ago, back when I was—
But that's why I'm like, I need to make sure that my money is really, really, really straight.
Yeah, because you get trapped.
Yeah, before I get trapped.
Yeah, you know, niggas coming with the condom already pre-poked. This shit already got holes in it before he put it out. You know, you gotta be swift with her. You gotta go there.
I'm honestly like, I feel like I'm one of the coolest people ever, but I'm very demanding. That's why for men it's hard to be around me because one slip up, like, I don't fuck with that. If you telling me, this is a Black people thing. If I called you and then you, you know, we talk, talk, talk, something happens and you say, hey, I'm gonna call you back. I'm gonna sit by my phone. I'm gonna expect you to call me back.
That's a white woman. That's what white women do.
I know, it's just me as a person.
I still got a white bitch waiting on me to call her from 2014. She probably still sitting by the phone. She probably still sitting by the phone.
And like, I'm so petty to the point where if you call me tomorrow or like text me tomorrow, I'd be like, hey, what happened to you? Call me back. I literally like, everybody knows that's like one thing that I would always do. I teach people, I train them. Don't tell me you're going to call me back. I don't care, girls, guys, whoever it is, work, not work. Don't say you're going to call me back.
Then don't call me back.
Yeah, because talk less and do more. I don't fuck with that.
"Do whatever you said you were gonna do." Or just say, "I lied." Or you can just go on about your life and not wait by the phone until a motherfucker say they gonna call you back. I ain't got nothing against white women. Y'all do say some, not y'all, but they.
I don't know.
Last time I talked to a white woman, I kind of like, you know, broke her heart or whatever. Aw. And the shit she said to me, it just sticks with me. To this day. Like I've never had nobody tell me to drop dead. She was like, "I hope you drop dead." I was like, "Damn." That's a way to phrase it. Yeah, right. Like damn bitch, you didn't want me to just— Don't die, but drop dead.
Drop dead.
They kill you slowly.
That's the only thing that stuck with you? Huh? That's the only thing that stuck with you?
That's the only thing that stuck with me. Ain't nobody ever told me to drop dead. "Hope you fucking drop dead." I was like, "Damn, that hurt." Are you recovered now? Yes, I'm— I need another white woman to help me get over that.
Oh, don't look my way. I'm not white.
You can play white.
What are we going to do? "Hey honey, today on my white privilege agenda—" "Don't cross on over," she said.
"Don't nobody know you." If you— without you telling— you have to open your mouth and be like, "Hey, I'm Russian," for people to be like, that's not a white woman. Yeah, right.
But I think I also look different.
Like, when people look at me, we need you. We can use you to infiltrate.
Let's go! What are we doing? Yeah, plant me, you feel me?
Plant us somewhere. What we gonna plant up at? Child support office. Need all my shit erased.
It's crazy how much the lawyers cost for child support. I can only imagine because I have a friend— well, I actually know multiple people that were trying to fight the case. She—
I'm like, damn, you really do got Black friends, don't you? When you say— I don't even know, man. Look, child support, I don't— I don't— it's crazy.
All right, well, let's do the introduction because we can talk about that for the rest of our lives. Well, I think, you know, I think the reason why you're so funny is because every time you say something, you laugh or you smile, and it like adds this layer of like, now we got to laugh. Like, what am I doing?
Yeah, right, right. Ain't nothing wrong with that. That's good spirit right there.
All right, guys, well, welcome back to Talk Less Show. A lot of people are asking me what is my name. I mean, If you look at the name, it's Les. I'm not an industry plant. I don't have a big team. I don't have a PR team. I write those questions myself. Okay? Me, ChatGPT, Claude, we come up with a plan and then we do that on the show because people were saying that I'm an industry plant and, you know, there's just so many different things that were told about me. But anyways, let's do the introduction of the guest because, you know, we don't do boring guests. And today is no exception. We got a man who is Fort Pierce— Fort Pierce, it's in Florida, right? Yeah, Fort Pierce raised, Atlanta made. And listen, if you don't know who he is by now, that's a you problem, because algorithm has been pushing him on you for a reason. He's a comedian, he's an actor, he's a skit king, he's all-around menace to the internet. He's been on stage with Mike Epps, Lil Duvall, the whole 85 South crew, and And nothing is off limits today.
Welcome to Talk About Show, Moneybagg. I like that introduction right there. They don't even do me like that at 85 South. Treat me like shit. Really? Yeah, look how you just— my white queen. Oh, I mean my, uh, Russian immigrant queen. Russian queen.
Stop saying immigrant, they're gonna really bring ICE here. We don't want that.
I'm gonna come save you. Yes. How are you gonna do it? I'm gonna hold on to your car till you get back, till they let you go and bring you back. I'm gonna keep your car for you.
This is why you on child support.
I don't even want to speak on that.
We're not speaking on that. But what I want you to speak on is, if there's one thing you can talk less about, what would it be? Talk less about? You on Talk Less Show.
Okay, that was a metaphor.
No, talk less with two S's. Oh, okay.
Um, Uh, I'll say politics. You talk politics?
Yeah. With who?
Just, you know, other people of oppression.
Wait, I want to know, how does that conversation go? Like, just role play with me. What, what?
I mean, just like, motherfucking Trump, you seen what Trump did? I hate that motherfucker. Just a bunch of that. Okay, you know, type shit. I don't, you know, niggas talk. It's more to me than just funny. Yeah, talking about street shit and, you know, pussy dick.
We can do that all day. Are you actually into like politics? No. Okay, because I was gonna say, do you read the news? Read the news?
Yeah. The fuck is this, the 1960s? Like, did somebody throw a paper up against my door? I don't read the news. I can't tell you the last time I watched the news. Really? Your phone is TV today.
So like, where do you get information from?
Um, TikTok. Oh, that's a great news source. Yeah. Is it really?
I mean, could be. It depends who you are.
Depends what y'all are doing. TikTok for educational purposes.
Like what, cooking lessons?
What are you educating yourself? Just a lot of shit. Like, I found out that, uh, scientists never saw Sharks mate.
Shark mate?
There's not a recording or a documented shark sex session. They don't know how these motherfuckers make babies. Just found that out. Boom. That's what—
Oh my God. You're algorithm at 2 AM, huh?
Yeah, I'm up at fucking 4 in the morning like, sharks don't fuck!
I think they lay eggs. Well, yeah, but how do they lay eggs?
Exactly. I don't know, but they never recorded them Mating. Maybe they just—
they say we don't want to be on camera.
You feel me? Well, how do they do it then?
I don't know. They say, you know, not everybody likes to have sex on camera, so maybe that's, that's, that's what they are. That's a thing? Sharks can have a choice too.
No, I'm talking about people who don't like to have sex on camera.
It's a thing. For real? You have sex on camera?
Yeah, hell yeah. At this day and age, you ain't going to say I took nothing, Your Honor, she was throwing it back. I'd like to have proof.
Like, is your phone like 2 terabytes or what are we— you buy new phone every single year? Yeah, your hidden folder is pictures of it.
I got a PlayStation memory card full of shit in that motherfucker to keep up with. You know, a lot of shit be going on these days. People just trying to, you know, say something happened that didn't happen. So I like to record, not for that purpose solely, but I like to record. Record.
What's the other purpose?
So a motherfucker can't say that you took something from them or it was against their will or something like that, you know what I'm saying? It's shit like that happens. A lot of women change their mind later on. I know it's a couple of men done been through that. Um, yeah, I actually—
so I lost a friend over that kind of concept where a person put that on me as if that's what happened, and I was like, bitch, that's not what happened. What the fuck are you talking about?
Oh, she tried to get you to lie too?
Not lied, but she like— so I told her, I said like, this is, this is the experience, because I was just, I just got, I was like drunk, right? So I was like, I don't really remember what the fuck happened, but you know, I was like, we had a great time. And she took it like to a whole—
oh, she tried to make it seem like he—
yeah, I don't want to say it on camera because I don't want to get demonetized, but yeah.
But you knew you busted open. You like, nah, girl, I fucked. I don't know what you talking about.
I gave this shit up. Craziest thing, that's exactly what I said.
She like, no, bitch, he took it. Uh, no, he did it. I gave— I'm a whore. Come on now, it's me.
I'm a whore. Just call me a whore.
But damn, that's fucked up though.
It's so fucked up. I was just like, yo, I didn't even know people could do that. I was like, this is so—
so this a serious question. How do you feel about, like, say if you and your, we'll say husband, right? Y'all have a night out, y'all get drunk, you know, you come back home and y'all are making love. And in the midst of making love, you fall asleep, but he don't stop. Like, he goes all the way through.
Well, depends. I mean, like, that's a really— that's a really— it's a— it's a— so there are a couple, couple things that are going to depend on the answer, right? So the, the first thing is like, was he like forcing himself? But if like, if everything was consensual, then I mean, if you fall asleep, you fall asleep. I don't know what else you can do about that. If he's like— but at the same time, like, I would assume that my husband would kind of like notice that I'm asleep and then he he would just, you know, what, get himself off and do something, like go watch porn or some shit. I don't know.
So he can't use you while you sleep?
No, but I'm asleep. What the hell? Like, why would you want to have sex with somebody who's asleep?
Like I said, y'all started. Yeah. And then you fell asleep.
Yeah, like pull out and go, you know, jerk off. That's crazy. What, not fulfilling my wifely duties? Yeah, of course. But that's like— but that's the same thing as like, well, I mean, you can't really have sex when the man is asleep.
But right, but what's the difference from y'all waking us up with head? But that's—
you enjoy that. You wake up naturally, what's the first— who said we enjoy it? You don't enjoy it? Okay, ladies, stop giving head in the morning. Don't ever wake up.
One thing about me, I got insomnia. Don't touch me. It took me— it took me so long to go to sleep, I will kill you if you— if you touch me.
Yeah, but that's again, it's a communication thing, right? You got to communicate with your partner about that. Hey, like, I don't— I don't— touch me until like I'm awake. That's a boundary that you put there. It's a boundary that you can put there. Like, you can have a communication about that. Like, hey, listen, when I'm asleep, I'll prefer— especially when I'm drunk, right? Like, that's a whole— like, that's a whole another level. Yeah, we can start like having sex or whatever, but like, you know, it's another thing. Like, when you, you know, like, I guess like sometimes you can like wake up in the middle of the night and then like have sex. Like, that's a different— like, that's kind of like, you know, a freaky type, like, you know.
See, y'all get away with a lot of shit. Like, we couldn't just eat pussy while y'all sleep. Why not? What's the difference between fucking you while you sleep?
No, if you're just sleep or drunk sleep, two different things.
Either way, you sleep.
Yeah, but drunk sleep is a whole different— because like, you're not really like conscious.
What the hell you doing in your sleep? You sleep with your eyes open or something like that?
No, no, no, no, no. Like, if you're drunk, like, you kind of like— you— because, you know, it's a different chemical reaction in your brain. Yeah. Yeah, but when you sleep and then you wake, because here's the thing, I don't know about you, but this is the thing about me. I guess because I've been sleeping on my own for so long that I don't really sleep well when I sleep next to a man. I can't really fall asleep, fall asleep. They always pass the fuck out. I'm like, yeah, I'm turning to the side.
That's because you probably the big spoon. You taller than him 9 times out of 10, you the big spoon.
No. I do not.
You don't like to be the big spoon? Because I like to be the little spoon.
Oh, my man are taller than me. For real?
Yeah. See, that's where you're going wrong.
Oh yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, flip it, flip it.
Come on, I'm saying you gotta get you some short— not short, but you know what, you know, 5'11" king.
Sounds like you're trying to imply something. Who, you? No, I'm 6'2". Oh, you grew. This is why you come and talk last show, because you grow by 3 inches.
I'm bout that way.
Have you ever been in love?
Um, what do you consider— what's your definition of in love?
That's what you gotta define for me. I don't know. Everybody has their own definition of love. There's no right or wrong answer.
Yeah. Um, I would say no.
This is not the first time I'm hearing that.
Because if I was that much in love, we'll still be together. Really? I was delusional. That's what I was. People be substituting in love for delusional. You just a little stupid for that person right now. You ain't in love for real.
But why don't you take that experience for what it was? Like, you enjoy that moment at the moment. Mm-hmm.
But I still— when I was saying love, it's like you'll do anything to keep that person. That person do anything to keep you.
What'd you do? What happened?
I ain't do shit. I don't never do shit.
That's why you can't be in love because you don't do shit.
I would say I done had, I done had strong feelings for, you know, people.
But what is it though? Like, I think people have different definitions of like how you love a certain way and you expect to be loved a certain way. Like, how do you like to be loved? How do you expect to be loved so you don't have to say like, oh, I'm delusional?
The way I want to be, I don't want nobody to love me the way they see fit. And that's where we bump heads at. If people really paying attention, I'm giving you everything I need from point A to point B. I refuse to let somebody love me the way that they want to.
Yeah, I think that's where women go wrong a lot of times, because we just see something, they're like, oh, let me do it my way.
You coming in the door doing the same shit you was doing with the last dude and expect me to— that ain't how that go. Like, you got to sit back and really pay attention and learn. I always say this, like, if you dating somebody for however long, you know, say y'all been dating for 6 months and your birthday come around. If this person don't know what to get you for your birthday, this person has not been paying attention to you. Really? Yeah, for sure. I should be able to be around you enough to be like, okay, she got a perfume collection, or okay, she got a purse collection, or she loves shoes. Like, there's no fucking way I'm gonna be like, babe, what you want for your birthday? That's stupid. I mean, this person ain't paying attention. Women gotta pay attention to red flags too.
I don't remember last time I went like 6 months in a talking stage with somebody. I usually does not go past like a month and a half. Why is that? I just— it's like you kind of learn the person. First you were like so infatuated with a person, and then you kind of get to know the person, you're like, man, this guy ain't shit.
Oh, that's Atlanta for you.
That's Atlanta for you. You don't claim yourself to be Atlanta?
Yeah, of course.
But I don't know what it is. It's like, and you try to give them benefit of doubt, and it's like, nah, it's just because like they don't really pay attention to— like, that's, that's a big thing. Like, they don't really— they want to do things that they want to do, and they don't really— especially men. I feel like men like to be in their own bubble, but it's like, if you're in your own bubble, I don't even know what the hell to do with you because I don't even spend much time with you, right? Like, I can't be on FaceTime with you. Like, that's—
women got to pay attention. You could tell if a man really likes you by how hot the rag is he bring you after sex.
Ooh, I know that. I know about that. I know about that. It's always gotta be the hot water. Mm-hmm.
Depending on how hot that rag is, that's how much he care about you. I brought a bitch a dry rag one time. Didn't even wet it up. You know I'm ready for you to get the fuck out. I think it was a paper towel. What do you mean a rag? Goddamn.
Why would you do that?
I'm just saying, y'all gotta pay attention to signs. The signs be right there for y'all, and y'all just be like—
But here's the thing, okay, yeah, this and that, but this is what you're saying. You're basically saying, okay, now I hit, and now I can just— you are just disposable, get out of here. That's the point.
You have to come in. See, you have a lot of women leading with sex. Like, they feel like that's gonna be the telltale all. Like, baby, 15 other niggas done had this shit. This shit ain't special. Like— 1,500. 15. I mean, however many done had it. Like, so I'm not the person that's gonna put sex on the pedestal.
Okay, so what is the first thing that you put on the pedestal? Let's see.
Let's go deep. Can we vibe? What's the vibe? Like, can we vibe? Can we both, you know, hold a conversation? Like, you know what I'm saying? Could we— and I'm gonna tell you another thing. This may be my problem. Like, I slowed down on drinking. And I'm starting to realize that a lot of the relationships I had was alcohol-based. And then if you try to, you know, when you build those type of connections and you stop drinking, you will see like a lot of people, you like, damn, that Beyoncé song, Drunk in Love. Stop, stop. When I stopped drinking, I'm starting to realize like, damn, like if I'm not doing all the talking, we kind of don't have nothing to talk about. About, like, you know. Really? Little shit like that. Are you paying more attention? Because it ain't all fun and games. Like, I'm trying to really get to know you. Like, I don't want this alcohol mirage over my face and, you know, looking past shit that I should have been paying attention to. Then look up 3 months down the line, we like each other. You know what I'm saying? Because we just fucking, but it's alcohol based. It's true though.
Like we were just talking with Naf about that, the whole like tequila talks to you and that shit. First, first day, you're talking about marriage, kids, and all that shit. Like, you taking it so far without even like, hey, what's your last name?
Facts.
Like, hold up, how many brothers and sisters do you have?
Alcohol get involved, probably raw sex included.
Could be. Don't look at me like that. Don't look at me like that. I'm just saying. I stopped drinking too. I kind of like started noticing that too, that I'm like Every time I would go out, I don't know why, like, people want to go out and drink. I'm like, no, can we go on a walk in a park?
I'd rather go drink. I'd rather go drink. Yeah, but I've been doing shit like that since I, you know, hit the Beltline. Go for a walk on the Beltline or shit like that, you know what I'm saying?
You gotta go to more secluded places like Chastain Park, you know, the one around like Bitsy Grand. Like, you got to go somewhere there where it's not that many people when it's just like—
I've been trying to turn a a new leaf over. I'd be scared to be caught out in public with y'all because there ain't no telling who else y'all fucking.
Yo, I'm scared too, I'm not gonna lie. I don't know, I feel like it's, you know, when— because like obviously you have a big following, so like people recognize you on the streets, and like, you know, you can kind of tell that it's me because you can kind of see me from, you know, afar. So I'm like, I don't do this public shit. I don't, I don't want to go to restaurants with people. Thanks. I'm scared.
And they don't give a fuck. Like, they don't care where, where you at. Like I had a nigga at a funeral was like, hey. I'm like, nigga, me? Like, nigga, what the fuck? Like, we had a funeral. Like, nigga, like, hey, lemme get a picture when it's over with.
Like. Does that annoy you?
I mean, I'm thankful that the city, you know, cities know my name. Like, that's a blessing. I could never knock that. But certain times it's like, y'all gotta, We human too. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like we have losses. Like you never know. I could have lost somebody important. Right. Like at that time, like it's my fucking uncle in the casket. Like I'm sad. Like nigga, what the fuck? I don't wanna take no picture with you. Like clearly we're here in the same place together. We gonna get to take a picture gang together when this shit over with. But why you just couldn't wait? Yeah. Yeah. So they kind of get disrespectful. I done seen them get real disrespectful before and then get mad when you like, no, nah. Not right now, you know what I'm saying?
Oh yeah, that, that, that, that truly happens. I, I like— I haven't really had that happen where people come and take pictures with me. Like, there, there are a few, but still it's not like really— because I'll be in the places where I gotta be. So like, you know, I'm not just gonna be outside just because, oh, let me just go outside just because I want to be outside. Like, no, I'm either like, it's a meeting, or I need to— if I'm eating, I'm like, I'm gonna grab food to go. You're gonna see what I'm talking Yeah, but, but I'm just saying that like, I'm— but that's the thing about me too, like my brand, I'm very much like, I show when I don't— when I'm not okay. Like if I messed up, like with Kim, I messed up with that episode. I literally posted on Instagram. What do you mean you messed up? My cat jumped on my keyboard and so like deleted half of the episode.
Yo, cat jumped on your keyboard? I'm not even joking. That's worse than a dog ate the homework.
Damn, she likes to like— she— because I have nails and so like every time like it's on the keyboard like this, so she thinks it's so fun, so she tries to come on the keyboard and she likes to put her paw on it.
She just so happened to hit Ctrl+Alt+Delete at one time.
No, she— so that episode, that specific part was for export cuz I was going to do a clip of it, and then she— I guess like when she jumped, she just hit Escape, and then like that deleted the whole part. Damn. And when I exported it and I uploaded it, and I'm like, I'm so happy, like, la la la la la, wow, I'm so happy, like, this episode is 2 hours long. It's not 2 hours and 30 minutes long. And I watched the premiere and I'm like, what the hell? And it's the part about Charleston White that's missing. And I'm like, oh no, we need that, we need that. So I had to—
Cam Newton was talking about Charleston White?
Yeah, I had to— I asked him.
Oh, look at me. Hi. What?
No, I ask questions. I'm not terrified of that. Okay. I gave him feedback of what I thought about the interview too. Oh, okay. And it was not a positive feedback, but it is what it is.
Positive feedback from who? I wasn't really—
I think that he could have done better. With Cam? Cam could have done better with Charleston White.
Oh, interviewing Charleston White. Oh, okay.
He took that feedback. Like, he was honestly, he was great. It was a great conversation. Yeah. But like, yeah, so when I uploaded the— so I had to take the first one down, re-upload, re-export the episode. You know, add that block with Charleston White, re-upload it on YouTube, and I wake up the next day and the video gets 26 views. Can you imagine? A fucking cat. Motherfucker, I never named her.
Her name was Kitty Cat. No Name. Her name was Kitty Cat. My homegirl got a cat with, uh, she missing an arm. I call her Handicap.
Where Handicap at? So cute though, right?
Goddamn, like, come on now, you got to go with that name. Like Bowser or something, man. Call his ass Handicap.
But that's what I'm saying, like, I mean, imagine that you wake up, like, Cam Newton is getting 26 views. I'm like, man, like, any random shit could have gotten like millions of views, and you're— I mean, like, people can't get a hold of Cam Newton. Like, it's not like everyday thing that Cam Newton just comes on your show, you know. And yeah, I was like, yeah, this is it. I'm hanging this shit up. I'm done. And I'm like, mind you, like, I have 2 weeks before I'm deciding, do I leave corporate job or do I stay?
Kind of corporate job you got?
I'm not gonna say the name, but I was in tech sales. Using who? Tech sales. Tech sales. Yeah, so I was in data integration. So I was in like AI data integration space. Um, I'm not gonna say the name because I don't want to promote them. So, you know, yeah, you're gonna leave anyway.
You're gonna be popping on their ass.
Fuck them folks, man. Exactly. They don't respect, like, they don't appreciate me. So it's like, why would I even?
They never do.
They never do. They don't care. So, but imagine waking up to 26 views. I was like, sheesh, I better just stop it. 26 is horrible. 26. Yeah. But then it picked up. It picked up afterwards and blogs picked it up. And so I was like, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Because I've never been in the blogs before. And I said my entire life, I said, if I'm going to end up in the blogs, it's not going to be because I'm dating somebody or some drama shit, it's going to be because of my show.
You got to get Soulja Boy on this shit. Oh, do you know him? Uh, I most definitely do not. Oh, why do you always do that? I don't know Soulja Boy, but I know he'll go crazy.
Is he still like popular? Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fucking Soulja Boy. I remember that was like, what, 2005, 2010? When was that?
Soulja Boy, that nigga still popular, still a superstar.
I want to do T.I.
Hell yeah, you got to get the king on here at Magic City. You want to interview him at Magic City? Okay. You should have did my interview at the child support office. I feel like you could have sat right there in the lobby and talk shit. The fuckin' know I'm having motion. You see this?
I'm with the white looking girl, man, with the white goddamn immigrant. Okay, so you said that you wanted to go deep, and I thought, what is it that people have done with you and they've never done this with you before? Have you ever checked your IQ before?
No, I haven't.
Really?
Okay, where do I go to check it?
Child Support Office. Child Support Office?
They got an app for this shit or something? For real?
That's how they determine how much you're gonna pay, right?
Oh God, yeah, how your IQ is. Do you believe in it? Believe in what?
In IQ.
I do.
Okay, what do you think your IQ is? I don't know, I'm brilliant.
Really? I read a lot. What's your favorite book? Um, the Bible. Damn, boy, that should give me some— somewhere some pussy.
Yeah, somewhere some free one.
I'll say, uh I like, I'm a big history buff, but I like conspiracy shit. I can tell. I say Behold a Pale White Horse.
What?
Behold a Pale Horse, is it? Behold a Pale White Horse. Who wrote it? Or 48 Laws of Power. I like 48 Laws of Power.
Okay, I'm about to read that book. I have it on my table.
That's a good book. You gonna realize you've been doing everything wrong.
Or, I've been using some of it.
You gonna realize you've been doing it all wrong. I can tell you're a very bubbly person, you know, energetic, friendly. That ain't how it go. You gotta be more strategic these days to get to where you're trying to go. That's what that book really is, like chess for humans. Like if we playing chess and you're the king on your board, like I feel like that's, that book is for that.
Yeah. I think that's where people, well, not people, but like I come off as a bubbly, energetic person, but like—
You probably mean as fuck.
All right, I can be very— I'm very petty. Like you don't want to— yeah, you don't wanna fuck with me like if uh-uh because my pettiness goes far. There's not a police car? No no this guy broke at my house he broke my shoulder! The whole time it was a cat. Nah nah nah nah it's not gonna be with the cat.
What's the pettiest thing you ever done?
Uh, where do we begin? What's the pettiest thing I've ever done?
Like, we just— just the pettiest shit you've ever done with it. They're like, damn, you really went out your way to get your point across. You ever fucked the daddy and the son? My dad is still alive. You want to be petty?
I mean, definitely fucked the best friend. No, definitely.
Well, I mean, did they take it cool? Were they cool about it?
Was he mad? I remember it was— I was very young, but it was like, you know, like in the dorms. They both of them went to Stanford. I actually didn't know that they were roommates.
Nigga can't even sneak you in nowhere. They saw you.
I walked out and I was like, hey, how are you? And then just walked. I don't know, like I just, you know, my petty goes to like a level 1,000.
You would catch a body for pettiness. You be— you the final boss. You would catch a body.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. I stay within the legal parameters, you know. But if somebody like— because I pay attention to detail too, like, if you're gonna tell me you don't like something or you don't like somebody and then you do some dumb shit towards me, oh, you best believe I'm gonna go right to that.
What did he do to get you to fuck his best friend? I don't remember.
It was like so long ago. I was so young. You remember?
No, I don't. You got there.
He might have not responded to me or some shit.
He said he was gonna call you back and then call you back. Call this back, niggas. If you want to call her back, she end up walking out your granddaddy house. She petty.
I just— I mean, especially like if somebody tells me like, you know, If I find out you don't fuck with somebody and then like we fall off, I'm gonna make it seen or known one way or another that I'm next to that person that you don't like. And a lot of times it's a man, right? And I know that that man is gonna like me no matter what. And I'm gonna make sure you know.
You ever beat a man up?
Never. I don't put hands on nobody. Mm-mm. I don't do that. I don't believe in physical violence. Damn. I don't even like boxing. I don't even— I've never had like— I used to do the workouts, but I always just do the bag. I don't really like, you know, the whole like sparring, whatever that's called thing. I don't like that. It's too much.
So you like prissy for real?
I just— I mean, my dad told me from since I was a kid, he's like, you got big hands. And you're very strong. So if you kick or punch somebody, most likely that person is going to be hurting. And I know I'm strong, so I don't want to do that.
You do got some big-ass hands.
That's crazy. Yeah, I play tennis. That's where I use my power. If I need to like let the steam off, I go on the tennis court, hit a couple balls, and then good.
I would love to be the little spoon. Golly.
You falling in love. You know, you're not the only one. Everybody who comes on here, they just start falling in love. Carlos, I know, I told you. Carlos was the only one that said like, nah, I ain't falling for this shit. Wait, um, do you want your friend to bring you donuts and hugs? What friend?
Just like your friend. What friend?
Like you're having a bad day and then a girl would bring you like donuts and hugs and then leave.
Is that like code word for something? What do you mean donuts and hugs?
Why can't you just bring a donut and a hug? Like, you having a bad day and I'd be like—
Is this somebody I'm fucking with or this just a friend of mine?
A friend of yours. She's like, hey, you having a bad day? Let me bring you a donut and I'm gonna give you a hug and I'm just gonna skip out.
What the fuck that gonna do?
Like, show some support, moral support. Why you look at me so confused? Bring me a 3-5 and some head.
Friend. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like, damn, if you really want to help a nigga, donuts and a hug.
Yeah, but your insomnia, we don't want to mess with that, so, you know.
Yeah, but I'll be up. I'm a night owl. Oh really?
But what if you don't fall asleep afterwards? We don't want to—
It's all good.
That's why we're going to bring you some donuts so, you know, you can like have too many carbs and fall asleep.
I want a goddamn hug. I wanna rearrange some furniture.
What? What does that mean? Rearrange some furniture? What are you doing with furniture? Why do you need to rearrange it?
Like you ever started and then some kind of way the bed end up— What is that?
What you doing?
Or your couch get pushed up against the wall 'cause y'all scooting that bitch back. You know what I'm talking about? You wanna play crazy up in here? You wanna play crazy? Go ahead. Rearrange some furniture.
Damn, you were that, that, that, that aggressive?
Mhm. You know, I work out a little bit.
You like to move that much? Yeah.
Your hips got motion. Yes, my hips do got motion. I like to think— you like to think? Yeah, I'm good with my—
why every man thinks that. I know. What do you mean you know? You get like dick reviews?
I, I am that type of person to ask like, what you think? Like, how you feel?
Do you think a girl is gonna be like, ah, that shit was trash? Bro, listen, she said that before. Hell no. Exactly. So that's not an accurate review.
I feel like it depends on what she's saying after you ask her, like, you know, how you feel. You could tell she's like, man, it was cool, that ain't nothing. I need a motherfucker like, look, nigga, when you got there, woo woo woo, and then my head went up, my wig came off, I was like— I need review.
No, I think it's like when she can't even talk.
You don't want a review?
I don't, but I'm like, are you actually going to tell me the real review? I want the review that you text your best friend. That's the review I want.
That's what I be saying. A lot of men, we got to start telling the truth.
Yeah, like whatever you're going to text in that group chat to your homeboys, tell me that. Facts. Because that way you can have the best sex of your life, right?
I mean, you can have the best sex of your life if you be honest upfront about what you like.
Exactly.
Stop being scared. That's why you got a lot of women feel like you can't get a hard dick. 'Cause you don't know how to tell her that you like your belly button played with or some shit. I don't know. But you just gotta be like, I don't play that shit. I go in there and keep that shit a bean. Hey, I like X, Y, and Z.
I feel like you gonna come, like, you know, you meet a girl, you're gonna give her like a multiple choice of this. I ain't give her multiple choice.
I just, I wouldn't let you waste your time. Like there's no need for you to come in here doing what you was doing over there and then feel like it'll work over here.
So at what point did you come to that conclusion?
When I had a couple of times where I couldn't get hard. So I'm like, let me tell this motherfucker, 'cause it ain't me and it ain't you. It's just that I ain't comfortable enough to be like, hey, I like to dress up like a baby at a pimp party. I'm into some wild shit. Like, you know what I'm saying? You gotta be, honest, upfront, and like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm just saying, like, what if a nigga came out dressed like a baby? You gonna fuck with that? Like, in a pamper and everything? No. You wanna fuck with that? Oh, why?
We gotta discuss that before, and I'll just be like, you know what, next.
So you ain't got no kinks?
Not a kink of like, why would I want to have— you're— men are already like kids. Why would I want to see that?
Like, No, men are really like kids.
Yeah, you guys, we have to train you anyways. Train us how? I mean, you have to train us too, so like we have to train each other anyways. It's like, it's like when, you know, when you hire somebody and you have to tell them exactly what the fuck they need to do. Thanks. So it's the same thing with a man, you know, whenever you start talking to them, you have to train them how you like to be loved, and then you gotta understand how they like to be loved. So it's a process that we have to go through. So kinks, I don't know what kind What kind of kinks do I have? You know what, when I was talking to Mandy—
do you know Mandy B? I probably know about—
yeah, you probably know her, but she wrote a book. It's called No Holds Barred. Such an amazing book. I read her book and one of the things that they had in the book that I was like, man, I want to try that blindfold. But it's like a blindfold and, um, I've done that before, but it's like a blindfold and like not like a dominatrix, but like a submission kind of like when a guy is telling you what to do and like you have to just submit and to like just do whatever the fuck they say.
See, I used to blindfold a motherfucker and then put some, some like that old theoretical music, that da da da da da da da da da, with some headphones on. Like, so you won't know what's coming. You can't see, you can't hear. Like you wouldn't know nothing.
Then there's a baby in front of you.
You feel me? 50 Shades of, hey.
50 Shades of Moneybagg. 50 Shades of, hey. With a pacifier.
You feel me? Dress like a baby when I take the blindfold off. I get on here, suck on your titty while you tied up.
That is so bad.
Yeah, man, tell people what you like, man. Stop going into these situations like that. Tell them what you like.
Yeah, I just— at this point, I don't like my time to be wasted. That's facts. I don't like— facts. It's like, at this point, just tell me, hey, I ain't got— I ain't trying to date you. I just wanna, you know, like, I just want to like what this is about. Yeah, and just, just be real because I have like, I have one, like one situation that I've been, you know, we've known each other for years, but that's the kind of relationship we have. Like, I would never fucking date this man, he would never date, but we have a good time. Like sometimes, like, well, like day or two would just spend together here and there, and I love it because it's like I can just be like, hey, this girl is cute, you can go talk to her.
Damn, for real? Yeah. Yeah, you don't like him like that.
No, I don't like him like that.
He doesn't like me like that. What the fuck? Y'all just, just doing shit at that point?
Yeah, but like, it's kind of like beneficial on both ends. Oh yeah, what, you got a trick?
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You saying that like it's a bad thing? That's what they doing these days. You better get some money out of these niggas.
I don't know where to find one. Can you help me? You can walk right outside.
And what, get snatched at the bus stop? Okay, you may have got called a cracker the first time, but the next time might be, you know, successful. Somebody gonna stop and be like, "Oh no, but you tall, so you know this Atlanta." No, no, no.
I'm scared. I don't want to be taken somewhere. I wanna go home.
Yeah, you tall too. You can't even hang out around. Well, Midtown, you good.
What's in Midtown? What? Say it.
You got something on your mind. No, I'm saying you tall, so like— Uh-huh. What they might think, you know? What, what, what are they thinking?
What's in your head?
Say it. They might think you a hombre. A what? A hombre. What's that? A man. A man? Yeah, cuz you tall.
What the hell?
You got to be careful out here. Get that thought out of your head. I'm telling you. What if you go to Midtown right now? I guarantee—
I mean, Atlanta is undefeated. Huh? Atlanta is undefeated.
You ain't had nobody come at you and be like, are you?
No, ever. Not in person. Here? Never. Oh, okay. One time, was it this— I went to get a massage the other day, and usually it's like, you know, the Asian ladies that do the massages, like Vietnamese spot.
That was racist. Go ahead. So foolish. I'm just trying to help you embrace your white heritage.
Go ahead. No, I don't need to embrace. I don't have no white heritage, okay? I only have Russian heritage, so I don't know nothing about it. My blood is not mixed. My bad. None of this.
No Aryan blood, no way. No, no.
I'm, you know, I'm not like a quarter German, none of that. I'm 100% Russian, okay? Like roots deep. Fuck them white women. You said that. All right, go ahead. So, and then like they just hired like a new lady and she's this like older Black lady. And she was so cute, but she, like, she doesn't speak loud. And I can't always hear what people are saying because I guess, like, I'm so tall that, like, sometimes the sound doesn't travel this way. And she looks at me and she, she asked me, she said, do you— she said, do you want a male or female? And I heard she asked me, are you male or female? And I look at her and I was like, excuse me. I said, did you just ask me if I'm male or female? She's like, oh no, no, no, no, no, what? Oh no! And then she started— just like, God help me. She's like, no, no, no, no, no, I just asked if you wanted male or female. I was like, oh my God, so bad.
Go to Midtown, I did just hang out down there.
See anybody mistaken? What mistaken?
Don't, don't, nah, tell me because you tall. They don't make them like you around here. They ain't tall like that.
This is the same thing if people confuse you for a woman, be like, are you a stud? 'Cause I'm short? I don't know.
Whatever the fuck you came up with. I'm just, you know where we at.
Huh? What? Where?
It's Never Neverland. Do men ever hit on you? I done had motherfuckers try, but you know, I ain't the type to get all out of body. I just be like, nah gang, this ain't that. Like, but if you over that way, You really have no, you have no right to feel offended because I feel like they got, not they, but you know, that community has their own side of town for the most part. Like they got their own side of town. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't hang out over there. So. Okay. I went over there one time. Why? Trying to, I was following behind a bitch, you know what I'm saying? Try to do whatever, you know, me and her end up in this club called the Daiquiri Factory. And I knew it was, What got me to the point was like, okay, this a fucking gay club. Like, because it was like, they was having like a karaoke night and there was this dude up there singing the hell outta Beyoncé. This nigga was singing it good. Ooh, okay. And he had a fucking, he had like a fishnet shirt on. Oh yeah. They can see you. With a leather jacket on. Yeah, yeah. And one of his nipples were hanging out a hole outta the fishnet hole on his shirt. You were paying attention like that? Yeah, he was right here. Okay. Right here. We was right here in front.
Okay.
And I realized that, yeah, I like it somewhere. I love it. Love a nigga nipple hanging out his shirt. Did you come back?
Did you go back?
No, I haven't been back. You haven't been back?
No. Strange. Why would I go back?
It's not my environment.
Well, I mean, you know, people can sing. I love when people would tell me—
that's what I'm saying. The nigga was fire. Like, I'm like, okay, but you just like, that motherfucker too good for this to be like— he blowing. I'm like, yeah, this that spot right here.
Like, isn't it sad that like these days when you actually have a talent, when you can sing, like now we're so impressed with it? Because like a lot of people who are performers, they can't sing for shit. Oh God. Like they can't, you know, like it's all out of tune and all that. And when you see somebody like actually singing and somebody actually performing, you're like, damn, this is amazing, right? Like, I wish you had a team behind you. I wish you had marketing.
I wish you could do this. A lot of talent not being recognized. Around here. It is so sad. Yeah. But a lot come, a lot of people gotta understand there's a lot more to this game than just talent. You have to be marketable. You have to have a good team. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, there's a lot of shit that go into that. You can have all the talent in the world. That's probably like 40% of you making it. You know what I'm saying? Management is what really gets you where you need to go. The right management. You got one? I got a couple.
You got a couple? Yeah.
I'm trying to get you the goddamn. What? I'm trying to sign, uh, Les. Where are you signing? Les Records.
Les Records?
Yeah, I'm trying to get with you. You don't have an agent or manager? No, it's only me.
Damn. I do everything.
Come on over there to find yourself. I would love to.
Yeah, it would be great, honestly.
Yeah, you should have talked to Los.
I'm gonna call him tonight. Yeah, do that. Why would you ask him? I don't— I think— I don't know. I mean, I love what I'm doing, but but I understand how much work this is. And when I'm telling you, like, I got back from Miami, I had to drive back from Miami last Tuesday, and I have not stopped since then.
Oh, you grinding. You drove down there?
Yeah, because I had to go to a recording of the podcast, and then I had an appointment to go to. And so I was like, I cannot stay out there because, like, the flights were getting canceled at the time, like, when the weather was going on. I was like, no, I gotta be back because I got things to do. That's how I got, like, you know, because I gotta network so I can get the guests on the show. So like, I'm out, I'm going to podcast recording, I'm going to comedy clubs, you know.
Atlanta, the best place to be. Everybody be here. Like, you hang out in places like, uh, Copper Cove, fuck, uh, T.I.'s spot, uh, Trap City, Trap Museum. Go there on Wednesdays, like, everybody— you'll see T.I., like, he's that type of humble. Like, T.I. will be at his spot.
Yeah, I saw T.I. at MCK, didn't recognize him. It's crazy. I was like, man, I should have said something, but I was like, Next time, next time.
They move around like, you know, you'll see people here.
Yeah, no, Atlanta is insane. That's why I'm like, I'm not going. People like, oh, I don't like Atlanta. I'm like, Atlanta does not like you. How about that? Facts. But Atlanta is the best, especially for entertainment world.
This is an amazing spot to be because networking, you most definitely— yeah, you'll be in Atlanta.
Yeah, because you're, you're your cousin Moneybagg Yo, he works out of the same gym that I used to go to.
You talking about out there in Cobb County? Uh, it's in Smyrna. Smyrna, yeah. I was just gonna— I'm gonna switch to that new location. Well, I think he's— the dude said they was moving, they was changing locations.
Oh, because it used to be Faneo. Now it's like the Kevin Hart's trainer bought it out.
That's why I'm gonna go to the new one, whatever. Oh, I don't know what they're—
I haven't been there ever since Faneo times, but I know that like Moneybagg Yo works out there with Vern when the trainer's there. Kevin Hart used to work out there too. You know, I almost knocked him off one time.
You almost knocked him off.
Yeah. I didn't see— so I used to work out at 5, 6 in the morning, right? And I didn't see— I mean, it's just the thing about me when I'm in the gym, I'm in my zone. I don't really see people. Like, I might sometimes look at somebody, but it's like, I'm not actually looking. I'm just in my zone. Like, I'm just so locked in. And then sometimes it's like, you know, some hot guy and I'm like locked in on the body, but I'm just locked in. And I was carrying this kettlebell.. And he's so short that I didn't see him coming my way. And I literally, like, I walk and I almost like just like hit him. And he goes, damn girl, you— he's like, you, that's so rude. You saw me. I was like, I'm so sorry.
You should have put your bid in. I got this podcast now.
I didn't have a podcast. Oh damn. But he was like the coolest. He was working out there for like 4 or 5 months. He was like the, like the coolest person ever. He was hyping everybody up, like He was dope. Yeah, dope. So, you know, maybe one day he's gonna come and talk. Let's show— he will, he will.
Ain't no maybes, ain't no babies.
Okay, let's check your IQ. Oh shit. Okay, so do you know how they check IQ or no? So this is not a real test, I just pulled some questions because it's like kind of like what you will be asked on the IQ test. Okay. And I obviously— there's like a lot of math questions or like the sequence kind of questions. Don't look at me like that. It's like, okay, uh, continue the number. It would be like 2, 4, 8, 16. What's the next number?
Okay, what's the next number? 2, 4, 8, 16.
2, 4, 8, 16. What's the fifth number?
Uh, uh, LeBron James.
21. What's his number? Who? LeBron James.
23. No, it's not 23.
Okay, let me help you. So 2 plus 2 is 4. 4 plus 4 is 8. 8 plus 8 is 16.
Yeah, so you do what? 16 plus 8? Oh, you— 16 plus 16? Yeah. Okay, I don't know.
So it's times 2, so everything is times 2. So what's 16 plus 16? I don't know. Uh, let's do— okay, let's do 16. You want to do 7. Okay, 17, 18, 19, 20, 22, 32. Oh my God, you're so good! That's right. Yeah. Okay, you know that they, they time it too. Okay, let's, let's, let me ask you this.
I'll flip this table over here, the question get too hard. I was a nigga in class that did not want to read. Go ahead.
But you said you're smart and you read books, so let's see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, how many months have 28 days?
How many months have 28 days? Yeah.
One. Okay, how many, how many days are in January? 28. January the 28th? Yeah. Really? 31. Okay, how many days in February? 30. No, 28. Okay, how many days in March? 31. 30. Okay, how many days in April? 31. Okay, how many days in May?
29. No, 31.
Okay, how many days in June? 30. Something around there. How many days in July?
31.
Okay, how many days in August? 30. How many days in September? 31. How many days in October? 31. How many days in November? 30. How many days in December? 31. So how many months have 28 days?
One, two. All of them.
They all have 28 days. How? Because January has 31 days, so they already have 28 and it goes all the way to 31. And all of the months have 28 days in the month. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. It was just a warm-up.
I hope child support watch this so they can see that I'm, uh, a little mentally challenged. I don't need to be paying as much as I do.
Okay, this is an easy one. Okay, okay. What weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks? They both a pound. There you go. Good job. Okay, okay. Jealous of Word, don't watch this. If you take 2 apples from 3, how many apples do you have?
If you take 2 apples from 3, from 3, how many do you have?
2. There you go. What the fuck?
Well, I'm right. Yeah.
Okay, these little trick questions and shit. What goes in hard but comes out soft?
What? No, it can't be.
It does not. You implying something in there?
What goes in hard and comes out soft? Yeah, me.
Listen, I knew the questions When I was choosing, I was like, this is going to be a good one. Oh, think about soft.
Oh, um, I don't know. Think about it. Goes in hard. Goes in what? In mouth. In your mouth hard? You didn't say mouth. What goes in your mouth hard and comes out soft?
It can go in your mouth.
Yeah, but it's gum.
There you go. Okay. All right. Look at you. Wow, you good. What gets bigger the more you take away from it?
Why the fuck you laughing? What gets bigger the more you take away from it? Yeah, what gets bigger the more you take away from it?
Think back in your day when you were working on the sides. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. Before they use a crane, what they have to do?
Before they use a crane?
Yeah, before they put the foundation down, what they have to do?
I don't— I was a— what the fuck are you talking about? It's like petty car thief.
I don't know what It's a hole. It gets bigger the more you take away from it.
You dig into— you got that from ChatGPT.
I mean, shit, this is a good question. What gets wetter the more it dries?
What gets wetter the more it dries? Dope. How are you so versatile? I'm just— I'm just trying to FYI y'all up in here. What gets wetter the more it dries? What gets wetter the more it dries?
You can go your comic responses. I think it would be funnier.
What gets wetter the more it dries?
I bet you nobody made him think more than Lesya.
On God. You guys are welcome. On my daddy granny. What gets wetter the more it dries?
You use it every day, I hope. Towel? Yes, for real. Yes, you smart. Yeah, it's a towel. It dries your body, but it gets wetter.
Okay, well, name something hard with a head on it. Let's check your IQ. What's— name something hard with a head on it. A pan?
Does it have a head? Like a little— I don't know. What is it?
Use your comedic response. I think it'll be way funnier.
What's something hard with a head on it?
The bottle? That's a head.
That's a top. Oh, I'm, I'm, I'm Russian, so my translation is broken.
All right, well, what's hard with a head on?
What's— what kind of head?
Human?
Use your imagination. What's hard with a head on it? I don't know, a lamp? That sign thing? You know. What? Huh? What am I knowing?
What's hard with a head on it? You're a very smart woman.
I don't know. I don't know. Do you know it in Russian? Can you say it in Russian? Because I don't understand. I don't speak English.
No, you don't know what's hard with head on it.
Go ahead with your question. What can you hold without ever touching?
Conversation.
Damn, you on a roll. You see what I'm saying? Yo, I'm actually impressed. Yeah, that's— you would be hard with numbers, but like you can do this. Yeah, I suck at math.
I hate math. Do you know tongue twisters? No, I don't even know what the fuck that is. Okay, okay. Go ahead.
What has a tip but you don't always want it?
What the fuck? What has a tip but you don't want the tip? But you don't always want it. What has a tip but you don't always want it? Yeah, the tip I got, I always— I want my shit. I don't want to give it away, you know what I'm saying? I want— yeah. Everybody wants it. Everybody want my tip. Really?
It's for sale? It could be. What's the price?
What's the price? I mean, you know, you know, put a car in your name here, put apartment in your name there, you know what I mean? A little Frenchie from Pitland or something like that.
You paid, or who's paying? You paid.
What's your credit score? That's not a trick question. Zero. You have zero credit?
I ain't got none.
For real? Yeah, I'm not trying to pay for your apartment. No, I'm just saying. But you got credit here when you came here. I do. Yeah, what's your credit score?
I don't know.
You're about to find out when we get done.
Do you know what has a tip but you don't always want it?
I don't.
It's and advice. All right, okay, okay, we're getting somewhere. Okay, what's something you can do for hours but shouldn't rush?
You shouldn't rush because it could— you could possibly OD. Like, y'all know a lot of these answers is based—
wait, what is What? Yeah. Oh, I don't, I don't care.
You never did? You from Russia now? I did.
What kind of drugs? I tried that. Is it different over that way? I don't know, I've never tried in Russia. It was so prohibited, I don't think you understand how, like—
So you came over here and got high?
You gotta— I don't speak it like that, man. What? No.
What all, what all you've done?
Um, I tried, um, I met Molly one time. For real? No, one time. I'm lying.
Couple of times. Yeah, couple times, man.
She, she a good girl. She a fucker.
She what? She a fucker. You ever had a Tesla? What? A Tesla.
A Tesla like a car? No, like a— Oh no, I don't know what that is. What is that? A mixture of— Oh no, no, no, I never tried. I only tried— What? But I get so like touchy-feely on it. It's a sex— I I'm scared.
I got something in my bag.
What are you— what do you— no, you can't bring it to our studio.
Huh? I didn't say it was in your studio. I just said it was in my bag.
I hope your bag is at home.
Yeah, it is.
It's your mother's house or best friend's house. Who's your best friend?
The Most High. What's wrong with that?
I mean, I get it, but like, who is the actual human form best friend?
I got, I got 3 best friends.
Oh, do they compete? Who's the first?
One of them passed, uh, in June on my fucking birthday.
What?
He passed on my birthday.
He loved you?
Yeah, I loved him. And then I got one in— one up here named LC and another one in Florida, Dunties.
Dunties? Yeah. Oh, Montez. Yeah, what does he do for a living?
You, if you want to know.
But June— when is your birthday?
June 15th.
So you are a Gemini?
No, I'm a Blood.
You're a Gemini? That's what they say.
I don't identify.
Wait, no, you're— yeah, you're a Gemini.
That's what they say. I don't identify with that.
Yeah, you, you switch up, huh?
You switch up. I feel like I'm pretty solid. If I'm being honest, yeah.
I mean, the moment you're out of the studio, you probably don't do anything that you said here. Molly, right there in the parking lot. In the parking lot? Why would you just pop it like that?
What do you want me to pop it at?
I don't know, don't look at me like that. I ain't popping it with you. Go ahead, go ahead. I don't do— I don't do no more.
That's good. You don't smoke? No. That's good. You drink though, like a fish?
No, you don't drink? I don't drink like that anymore. I can drink like here and there. I try to like once a month, you know, maybe.
Yeah, I'm the same way. I don't slow down.
I don't really, because it's like, I don't like the way I feel after.
Next day, right? Yeah, it's like, at least you catching that at an early age.
Like, I stopped like years ago.
Yeah, it took me all the way up to 37.
Old. Yeah. What feels better, the slower you go?
Cocaine. The slower you get to enjoy it.
Diversify your portfolio right now. We're stuck on the same word.
Okay, the slower it gets.
You want to open the book? There's words.
No, what? The slower it gets. I'ma just say fucking. I mean, even though fucking is better fast— I mean, either way it go, fucking is better, period. That somebody's letting you do it fast or slow really doesn't matter. What's the answer? Somebody can sense Huh? Eating. Eating gets better slower? Yeah. Why?
I don't know, cuz I guess you can taste the palate.
Using words like palate.
I don't— maybe this— drop dead. I can't believe that that's the most hurtful thing somebody told you.
It's hurtful From a woman?
Yeah, she could have done better.
Damn, you would have said something. What could you say worse than drop dead? I don't remember.
I said something to my ex. I said like, I said something, don't ever speak on my name. I said fuck you. I don't know what I said. Fuck you, you don't exist. Something like, I don't remember. I just, that was the only time I went like that far because he really like wouldn't leave me alone. Um, oh, that was something that I had done petty too. He told me not to talk to the guy, and then I wanted to talk to the guy, and he actually saw me outside with the guy.
Oh, you think this shit a game?
He respects the guy now, as he should. Put respect on my people's name. Damn. What's something you should ask before you just go in?
You got herpes? Oh, it's cool because I got it too. I'll just talk shit. I'll just play it. It was a joke. It was a joke. I don't have it.
He's so funny. Oh my God, that's why people come and watch you.
Why you ain't been saying something?
Because I finally— it's out. Blogs can pick it up now. Can you imagine? You don't have.
The highlights. Right, you don't highlight that. What's something you ask somebody before you go in? What's your credit score? What's your credit score? Have you met Molly? No, what do you ask for? Before you go in. Here goes nothing.
I don't know where we're going.
You ask for permission. The money's on the counter. Oh. Permission.
Yes, because you gotta ask, can I? Okay.
All right, that was— that was you.
Yeah, it was those. Can I come in? Permission. What can be long or short but matters how you use it?
The utensil you use to put the cocaine in your nose. You can either go short nail or you can go like a long dollar.
Nobody cares. People don't do cocaine. Yes, they do. No, they don't. They don't. They— the people people who watch us, they don't do that. They just do— they just go to comedy clubs and laugh, and they like me. So we gotta switch up the talk. Do you have a Nike sign on your forehead? No.
What is that? It's this stretch and sniff.
Wait, what is that?
It is a Nike sign. It says— I'm getting it removed right now.
It's like X and then N, and then like used to say all for the, and then check.
So it's not necessarily like sign is just check. All for the check. Oh, for the check? Yeah, I didn't used to do anything if it didn't involve money.
So check, like just do it?
No, yeah, like just do it for the money. The check.
Was it before Nike came up with the sign or after?
I'm insecure about that. I have, you know, why don't you wear a hat? Because my way, my haircut look good today.
Oh, at least you're not bald, so I look real good today. You know, bald men with beard, they, they're my type. They are?
Yeah. Yeah, that's good for you.
You got to go shave your head.
Oh no, we ain't doing that. Please believe it ain't a nigga walk around cut his hair with on his own term. Why not?
Huh? Can you imagine now, like, people going to do that so they can talk to me? Facts.
But there's never— don't get it twisted— there's never a man standing in the mirror with some clippers and was like, yeah, I'm going to fuck them up with this one. Every man with a bald head did not choose that life. Trust me, it chose them.
I think bald men are hot.
That's what's up.
Yeah, I mean, men with hair are fine too.
It's okay, it's all good. Everybody ain't blessed to still have this shit after 35, you know?
Yeah, so what can be long or short but matters how you use it? Man, I got you, your wheels spinning today.
A conversation? No, could be too, but, uh, I don't want to be vulgar and be like, you know what I'm saying, say that's what the typical— that's what those questions are for. They could be like, a dick. Um, what could be long or short?
I made sure I chose the ones that are like like implying.
But what can be long or short but good depending on how you use it? What you say?
You want to put it in there, but good.
He just want to give the good meaning.
That's what you said, right? No, I said what can be long or short but matters how you use it. It could be a great, it could be the worst.
Dick. That's what you want me to say? No. What is it? Time.
It could be long or short, but depends how you use it.
Okay, that's a good one. Yeah.
Okay, why you put dick on there?
You wanted me to say that. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. You in here trying to befool me. You in here trying to bamboozle me. Go ahead. What's— I bet I get this one though.
This is the last one. Okay. What's something that can be hard or soft depending on—
God damn it. God damn it.
What's something that can be hard or soft depending on the situation? Dookie. At least we switched up from cocaine. I'm so glad.
Why can't it be cocaine? Is it not dookie?
No. Okay. Why would it—
it could be hard or soft depending on—
IQ test, that's not a test on the street smart. What is it? I'm asking you.
I don't know, hard or soft. I say, can I get shit for $500, Alex? Can I get feces?
Do you give me $500?
Yeah, I will. If I stop just to be the big spoon.
500, that's all I get.
Just a spoon.
It's not even going to pay for the production team.
Yes it is. I just got the list from them how much this cost today. That's a little extra. You trying to play me up in here. I know that.
No, I want $30,000. For what? I don't know, just 'cause I heard it on the internet. Uh-oh. You can get—
you think you can get $30,000?
Fuck no, for what?
You can. You need to stop. Don't do yourself like that.
Oh, so you would give me— okay.
No, I wouldn't give you nothing, baby. What I do is I give you some nice clothes and teach you how to get chose with your mouth closed, you understand me? We'll take you somewhere where they paying $30,000 for a nice, beautiful, uh, immigrant woman like yourself. No, I'm not saying pimping, more like managing.
So you take the fees, I assume? So they got to pay $35,000 so you can make some money from it?
No, no. No, no, no, they pay $30, baby. I get, I get $25. Dollars? Huh? Dollars? Yeah, $25,000. Oh, for what? The fuck are you doing? I said the whole— I'm your protector.
No, I don't need a protector.
You sure don't. You do need— you need— you, you ain't gonna need no security once you get to where you're going.
No, I heard that Spank was talking about that. He said that the girl asked him for $30,000. I was like, damn, $30,000 for what? Just to like for allowance. Did you hear that? He just posted that video. It's going crazy. I was like, damn. And then he, so he goes, so he goes, explain what you need $30,000 for. Because if I'm dating you, you living with me, I'm paying for food, I'm paying for the house. You driving my car. $30,000, I own your ass. Right, like $30,000 is like, how many of them make $30,000 a month? Right. Like, have you ever made $30,000 a month? Right. And most likely no.
Right. I mean, ain't gonna lie, some women out here getting money though. Y'all getting money these days.
I mean, yes, but not the ones— not the ones that are asking for a lot.
Yeah, facts.
Because like, they're business women that are making—
what's the most a man ever gave you at one time, one wop, that you asked? Have you ever asked a man? For real, you've been mishandled out here. That's what everybody tells me.
I never got no Birkin bags. I never got no designer bags ever. I never got no gifts. The only gift I got was like the 6-foot teddy bear for $100, I think. I think that's what it was. And, um, the most, like, probably, like, I asked this one guy to buy me a flight to LA. It was $700. He got it. He bought the flight. Yeah, but he got so much money that he could have, man, fucking flew me private.
But yeah, y'all hard to please. You said you wanted a flight to LA. You ain't say nothing about no private jet or none of that shit.
No, no, I'm just saying that, like, that's the most amount of money that I've gotten from him. That's it. But I never had the balls. Is it good?
Do you feel like it's good? What do you rate it?
I never even met the guy. Huh? Oh yeah, you win.
Yeah, you should crank up OnlyFans, like feet porn, hand porn. Niggas like big hands. We're gonna get some money out your ass one way or another. You ever seen—
you could be a hand model. I just— this is the thing, this is what I, I don't know what it is, but I don't think it's the right thing. If I'm talking to somebody, why am I gonna like right off the rip asking for $35 allowance, or any kind of allowance. Like, who the hell— that, that's— am I trying to be like sold to that person, or what? Why? I mean, and I guess I'm not doing it right.
Atlanta, that's, that's what they do out here. Like, you— if you not spending no money, like, you ain't— they'll tell you, you ain't talking about shit. That just mean you ain't giving them no money.
But why would— so for what reason a man is going to give you money?
I mean, cuz they can get— you got men that do give them money so they can get away with it. If a duck could pull a truck, hook his ass up, you know what I'm saying? Like, if you got somebody that's willing to do it, why not do it?
I mean, I'll take the money if they want to sponsor the show. I'll promote them.
But you're gonna have to—
that's the only thing. I don't really know nothing else. I'll take the sponsorship. You want to pay $30,000 for an episode, man, we're gonna— we're gonna blast your name. $30,000 for episode? Yeah, that'd be nice. I'll take that.
Would you not pay $30,000 for an episode. $30,000? I'm gonna have— you're gonna— I'm gonna have to own you for like 10 years.
No, I feel like if I do the episode with Shaq, it's gonna make more than that. Facts. So what is $30,000? If you invest $30,000 and have an episode with Shaq, that shit is gonna go like— so many people are gonna see it. So that's worth the investment. Yeah, we're talking ROI here.
Oh, you, you got a plan for real? You've been on Shaq for real? Yeah, he's coming on. He gonna fucking come here.
He's gonna fucking come here. Yeah. Yeah, you better call him and fucking tell him.
I don't know that nigga number, but if I did, I would have called him for you. Would you FaceTime him and be like, hey, pull up, man, look at this, look at this Milk of Magnesia we got up here. When the devil made honey, broke the mold, huh?
Why they call me that?
What, Milk of Magnesia?
Yeah, first I was like, you white, what else would you think it is? Can they stop thinking? I don't like them when they think. It's okay. No, it's not. It's offensive. You know, if you call me white, it means like in Russia, it means like I don't see no sun and I don't have enough money to go see the sun. So I don't want to be like, you know, I'm too white. It's like offensive. I mean, but you know, over here I get tan. I get more tan than— hey, hey, easy, White Chocolate. You knew where I was going.
You be getting tans and shit like that?
Yeah. No, not tense, like, because I play tennis so much, so like I get really dark during the summer. Like, for a white skin, I look very dark.
Yeah, wait, you be having to explain this everywhere you go though. Like, I'm not white, I'm Russian. It pisses me off. Yeah, just go and accept it and do what?
Be like, yeah, I'm privileged, use it to your advantage. I can't. Why you can't?
You can go get one of them rich white men right now. You can go somewhere right now and get you a rich white man, pay for all this shit.
Yeah, you would have to pull up with that drug dealing bag so I can drug myself. Why? I don't find them attractive. You don't find white men attractive?
No. Do you find white Russian men attractive?
No, hell no. That is an abs— I would literally, if there is a chance that it's only me and the Russian man left on planet Earth and we have to continue the human race, I would say fuck it, we're dying. Why? I don't— blows my mind. No, I don't like them.
Why? What's so special about a Black man?
Pull up your glasses.
What's so special about us that you just like— everybody else is just— because I know you— I mean, I'm pretty sure it wasn't a lot of Black men over there when you were growing up, right?
No, no, no, but there were like a few basketball players that were over there. Um, but like, if it's not, you know, if it's not like a, like a Russian man— I dated somebody who was from Serbia, and they had like darker hair and like darker features. So like, they're more— I don't know what it is. It's like, it just—
So when did you get your first Negro? I was 19. He was 19? Yeah, it was my first boyfriend. Okay, it was your first though? It was my— but you lost it to a Russian?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I know it was actually not Russian. It was a guy who was from Armenia. Okay. Yeah, so like, but they're like, they look very like, they're— they don't look like blonde, blue.
So did you have like a crush over here in America as a young Russian woman? Like, would you like, oh look, Tupac, or No, but I was—
Daddy, I mean, they were like people that I've known of that I've looked up to, you know. Like, I remember it was, it was Michael Jordan, it was Dwight Howard, Shaq, LeBron.
Oh, you're a basketball wife. I'm talking about rappers.
And yeah, but we didn't really know that many rappers. The, the very popular rapper was Akon. Akon was huge in Russia. What are you catching the waves for? What?
Akon was y'all go-to over there?
Yeah, like, I Wanna Love You. Oh my God, it's Akon! I don't know why, like, his music was everywhere. I didn't even know what it meant.
It was definitely— but it was everywhere.
It was him. Tyga is very popular in Russia.
So when you first came to America, where did you stay first? Did you come straight to Atlanta?
No, no, I was in California.
Oh, okay. You do have that kind California look like, you know what I'm saying? They love— I'm noticing that men over there not big on brown skin women, which is a good thing because it's more for me. And I don't hate white women, I'm just saying, I just, you know what I'm saying, just they don't really, they don't really entertain the brown babies. Like, they like the more fair-skinned, you know what I'm saying, them type swag. I don't know.
I don't see— like, when I moved to America, I wasn't even thinking about dating. I was just like, I'm going to school. And then they kind of put me into tennis. Like, I just happened to play tennis. So like, to me, it wasn't even a priority to date white, black, or anything. And I just happened to like— I remember I told that story before, but I remember when I met my boyfriend at the time, we were like hanging out. And I remember like, we kind of like 2 weeks in or something, like we were like kissing. And then 3 weeks in, I was like, I ain't doing shit with you. Like, unless I'm your girlfriend. And he was like, well, do you want to be my girlfriend? And like, we literally had sex that same like hour. You and the Black dude? Yeah. And then we ended up dating for like 3 years. We lived together. Damn, that's what's up. Yeah. No, it was like a—
look at you giving back to the Black community, man. That's all right.
Well, I don't know, like, I, I think California is— California is very inclusive though.
It's not a thing. It's a melting out there. That's why I love California. Yeah, it's not—
I don't think it's like— people don't really look at— it's not so segregated like here. It's not like white versus black. It's like everybody is in the same community. Like, Oakland is one of the best places. Like, it's a community for everybody. Berkeley is like right nearby. So it's, it's like, you know, it's kind of like the spots where people respect each other and they're just, you know.
I think white women are scared of me for some reason.
Yeah, because you look like a player. I look like who? A player.
A player? Yeah.
You want to put more diamonds on your glasses?
No, I'm just saying, even like, they just be looking like—
what's the pinky ring for? Huh? What's the pinky ring for?
Are you a pimp? Um, maybe.
Who you pimping? Don't look at me like that.
Why do you wear a ring there? I work hard. It's just, you know, people reward themselves. I just reward myself. I had a good year. That year I had a great year too, huh?
Can you reward me too?
You already rewarded. What? What, you got Cartier rings on and all this? That ain't no Cartier.
No, what the hell? No, this is my mom.
Man, y'all know she broke. I'm broke. Yeah, but the credit score, I know that credit score good. White people be broke, not white people, but their credit score be good.
What are you gonna call me, huh?
What are you gonna Russian. I mean, yeah, yeah, I know you got good credit.
And then I don't use it. Why not? For what?
A Trackhawk. I need you to put— you ever put something in your name for somebody? Hell no, y'all don't play that shit. Have I?
Yeah, um, my, my friend needed to get her Invisalign and then she used my, my like credit history for CareCredit. So, and then she was just paying for it.
Well, you look good for her.
Yeah, I did that. I'm just like, because to me all this shit is like, God got me. Facts. I don't really—
So what, are you Christian? What do y'all do over there?
Catholic? Like, people over there, they do like Christian, they're Christian Orthodox. I'm just, I'm just with God. That's it. I'm with God. I don't really— I'm not anything. I hope you end up in Black Heaven. What would you put me in there? I'm not dead yet.
I'm just saying, when you do go, I hope it's Black Heaven. Really? Be happy to see you coming through the door. That one mine. Gave that bitch $30,000 down there on Earth.
That's it? That's all you had?
$30,000? You said you wanted $30,000 every month.
The fuck? Oh no. What, you thought 30 like altogether? 10 years, yeah. For 10 years? Yeah, yeah. That adds up to like $3 a month.
It's all good. It's something better than nothing. I told you, you gotta look at the glass half full instead of half empty.
Oh, now it's glass half full.
I'm gonna teach you to learn that. Yeah, yeah.
So if I were to pay you for your work $3, you'd be like, yeah, glass half full.
Give me $30,000. A month? Yeah, I'll be with you for 10 years, baby. I swear to God. I swear to God I'll be with you for 10 years.
I think men should start doing that. What? You should start saying, like, instead of before— you, like, you need to do uno reverse. Before a woman can pull that on you, they can just be like, yeah, babe, so to date me is $30,000 allowance a month.
They ain't gonna get you nowhere. It is some women that'll spend money on you though.
I mean, you never know. I do know. There you go. Yeah. Oh, so she spent money on you?
Yeah, you got a lot of women spend money on you.
What's the most she spent on you? The most?
Yeah. I had a woman give me, uh, $20,000. Where's she at? You gonna fuck her too? For $20K? Yeah, man, $20,000. I done had $10,000 before. What'd you have to do?
Just be you, you know. Tell me more.
That's it. How do you be you? Just be yourself. And like you like that. And if they got it, it ain't nothing, you know. Money ain't no thing.
I don't feel like I owe something. I'll be like, the do I have to give in return?
I don't feel like I owe . Once it hit my bank account, it's mine. It's a dub. Do you block them after, or do you still— oh, hell no. Why would you block somebody to give you $20,000?
But what if they would want it back?
How are you gonna get it back? See, that's why I'm not the type to borrow money. Like when I ask somebody for money, I say, "Hey man, I need $2,500 and I ain't paying it back." Like straight up, I do it like that. I ain't got time to be, you know what I'm saying? I don't do that.
And they gonna give it to you? Yeah.
If you got real friends and you laying real pipe out here, you know, real construction work, you're doing real construction work, you know, you get whatever you want.
You do construction work?
Yeah, you should pimp me. See, that's how we infiltrate. You could take me where the white women at and I can lay the pipe. The Russian women, whatever you want to call it, give a fuck. Yeah, you like, yeah, this my love. Yeah, for 5,000 he'll spend the night with you. We bust it down the middle. Come on now, I'm just saying, I'm just trying to get—
like, what are we busting down the middle? We bust down the money. I thought you were busting something else down the middle.
No, no, no, no, no, we going to put the money down the middle, but you know, you set it up.
You know, in Russia it's not a thing like men got to pay for women, huh? Yeah, a woman is not going to talk to you unless you pay for her.
In Russia? Yeah, it's real. I'm very charming. I feel like I can— it's not a place I—
yeah, we should play that game.
We should send you to Russia. Yes, facts. And see if I could pull a girl.
Yes, or two, or get 20,000. You'll get 20,000 rubles.
I'll take it. Shillings, doiks, whatever y'all got over there.
That would, that would like— that's gonna be like—
I'll take whatever they got.
She'll cook you some soup. Soup. Yes, that's what we eat. We eat a lot of soup.
Soup, potato, potato soup.
Potato with big potatoes. Yeah, and then we put it out of it. Yeah, with beets too and carrots. Beet soup. Beet soup. Yeah, borscht.
I see why you single. You make a nigga beet soup, nigga like, yeah, this ain't gonna work out.
I don't make nothing.
You don't be cooking either?
I mean, it doesn't get to that point. These days, hell no, I ain't doing nothing because it doesn't— literally doesn't even get to the point. And I'm not gonna invite them to my house for what? Facts. I don't really think— unless like I know, you know, you're not coming to— you're not gonna meet my dog. That's the most—
not gonna meet your dog—
fucked up thing. Like when they meet my dog and they make my dog like them, and then I have to deal with my dog missing them.
What, what's your dog do to show you that they miss her?
I have a husky. He howls. Okay. And he would be by the door and he would be like, "Nigga, right under your bed there." And he loves Black men.
What? So you got a gay dog? It's a lot going on at your house. Your dog love Black men? The husky? What is this?
Oh, he's not gay. He's very straight. He likes female dogs, but he is very like— he got his— I don't know, every time we go on a walk, he's always like walking towards Black men. He never goes towards white people.
That dog used to hunt. He come from a long line of hunt down slaves. That dog is— them dog are slave catcher husky.
No, no, he's just— I don't know, he has his preferences. They can't help it.
Dog, he sniffing Black men, innocent Black men.
No, why you put it like that? Glass half full. And you feel me?
That's what I'm doing right now. I'm trying to downplay it. Your dog might be racist. I'm just saying, where'd you get the dog from? Russia? Over here?
No, in California.
Oh yeah, you can't call him racist. Yeah, no, California's too liberal. Yeah, Californians are not—
he's a husky that grew in this, like, grew up in the snow. Like a big ass, one of them big ones, or Yeah, he's a big one, but he's not, um, he's not like— he grew up on the beach. You need—
I see, I see you like with a bull mastiff or something like that. Oh, master Great Dane.
Oh, I love Great Danes.
Doberman Pinscher.
Oh, I love Dobermans. Yeah, I mean, I can have all of them at this point. I feel like I'm gonna end up with 16 dogs instead of a man. You're gonna be rich.
Don't forget about me.
Put it in the universe. Yeah, I'm gonna put my name. I say Moneybag Lesya.
Yeah, you feel me? Moneybag Or Les Moneybag.
Come on, Moneybag Les. I like that more. And then watch, I'm gonna take over the Moneybag Yo's name.
I'm put him out of business. Okay, that ain't got nothing to do with me. I'm focusing on this.
Then you have the Mafia. Then you can say like, oh yeah, we got the crew. Les Mafia. Les Mafia.
Why is it Mafia? Because it was a bunch of us. We were all broke. It was just a gang name. You know how that shit go. We just came up with some shit, you know, type shit.
Type shit? Yeah. You just— why were you doing all that?
I was just, you know—
No, I don't know. What is it? Why?
I was, you know, I was broke. And?
Why don't you get a job?
Because I was waiting on a tall Russian.
That's a lie. You didn't even know I existed.
I didn't know you was— I've been following you for a long time.
That's such a lie. Huh? You followed me at that spot?
No, I was following you before that. No, it's not true. I followed you home.
Um, how do you come up with shit like that in this spot?
I'm just saying. What is it? I've been keeping up with your career.
What's my career? Okay, talk to me. Who— what— what's my career?
You started out dancing with the Village People when you— uh-huh— when you was 14 years old over there in Russia.
No, I actually didn't even live in Russia at 14, but okay.
Little bit of prostitution on the side. You don't have to lie to me.
At 14?
14 years old, you know. Then you went to prison, right? That's why you got that, that tramp stamp. The what? The tramp stamp that says tramp stamp on the back, right? I ain't gonna tell all your personal business up in here.
Ain't got nothing on my back. Don't, don't put it out there.
You got tattoos?
No, no, no. Why would I put a Nike sign on my forehead? That's— you should do that. That is just crazy. Unless Nike pays me a billion dollars. If they pay me a billion, I'll do it.
If they was to pay me right now and be like, I have to redo this tattoo, I wouldn't do it. I just— I don't talk to them, huh?
For what? Say, hey, I'm a— I'm an original brand. I could—
they could go places with me, I'm sure.
Yeah, you're just gonna do a couple skits with them.
Yeah, facts. Maybe, you know, maybe the time will come. But I'm getting this removed, so it don't even matter. Does it hurt? It do hurt like a fuck. Like, it hurt worse than getting a tattoo. Well, I'm glad.
I hope you don't do it again.
I would never. Thank you.
Yeah, yeah, because Awesome.
Whatever you need me to do, White Diamond. Whatever you need me to do, huh?
Yeah, see how I just make them fall in love with me? Don't look at me like that. No, no, don't wink at you.
I didn't wink at you.
What the fuck? We being professional here. Yeah, right. Leaning too close to the mic now. The next thing you're going to pull the chair. Yeah, this is saibai. Yeah. You know, you got some wine.
Yeah, this guy got some liquor in the car.
What's your— what's your, um, what's your ideal first date?
Um, I would say somewhere active. Okay, let's do it. Like, because I'm not— I'm not— I— we can sit down and talk, that's typical. Like, I mean, you know, going out to eat, like that shit. What do you do for a living? Yeah, fuck that. Like, I'd rather be like, shit, like Like going up under the bridge, downtown Atlanta, smoke, talk about our dreams. You know what I'm saying? Do powder up under, you know what I'm saying? Like let's spice it up. Like let's go beat up a homeless nigga or something. Like, you know what I'm saying? Something just on, we could do together. Something that's lit. You know what I'm saying? Bowling, that's boring. Let's do shit.
Freaking member of bowling.
Let's tie off.
Let's go find a lake and swim in it.
Let's do something like, you know what I'm saying? I just don't be with the typical shit. And one thing about it, if I'm spending my money, we gonna do what I want to do. I don't like a woman telling me where the fuck she wanna go at on my, well, we should go here.
So where you going?
Under the bridge? Yeah. I'll go bowling or something active. Like, I don't like to, like, I hate, movies is a horrible first date. If you going on the movies your first date, y'all might as well just, Just not do it. Yeah, not do it. That don't make sense. Um, I like escape rooms. Oh yeah, okay. Um, shit like that. Uh, you know, I play pool. Just some active— you got to be active.
I don't know why I just remembered this one man I talked to for some time. I thought like a cool guy. I don't know, I'm just getting to know him. And then we went to this balloon Museum. I know what you're talking about, here.
Yeah, yeah, he thought she was artsy.
No, I was like, I want to go. I mean, like, let's just go, right? So we went there and it was so weird because like we're walking around and he just like starts holding my hand. I'm like, what the fuck?
I'm— I'm— damn, you can't hold his hand?
No, but I'm like, I don't, you know, just first date. This is like the first— like, I mean, it's not the first time we've hung out, but it's like You know, I don't know, like we've known each other for like 3 weeks or some shit and he's holding my hand and I'm like, this is a little too much PDA. I don't know, I freaked out. I was like, this is a little much. And the next thing this man hits me with, he looks at me, he goes, I feel like you want to be in a relationship with me. And I go like, bitch ass, you held my hand. You're telling me you feel like I want to be in a relationship with you?
They trying to get you off.
Oh my God, you know what, it's always a thing, like people, all this, like especially younger guys, they'll tell me like, I feel like you're trying to be in a relationship with me. I'm like, bitch, I ain't trying nothing.
Why would they say that? I don't know.
And I'm like, why is it with a negative content?
Maybe this— why is that got to be negative?
I don't know, that's what it sounds like. I'm like, okay, okay, I've heard of— I literally, when the second guy said that, I screenshotted the first message.
I mean, well, you are waiting on motherfuckers to call you back.
No, none of those.
I never waited. Oh, okay. I was gonna say, you're like, yeah, I was waiting by the phone the whole time, you never come.
I'm like, oh, she like me. Oh my God, my line. Do you think I'm gonna sacrifice that for your ass?
Damn. Hell no. Damn. No. So don't hold— y'all hear that? Don't hold a hand in public. Fuck no.
Yeah, unless I hold it.
Unless you go let you lead.
No, unless they say, hey, it's okay. Now it's kind of like, again, you know, we famous now. We ain't holding no fucking hands.
I mean, we locked in, I'll hold a motherfucker hand.
Yeah, but like, we got to be locked in. But it's like week 3, I don't even know you like that. Like, I don't, you know, y'all ain't never did nothing. No, it's like, it's a little—
you just hold— he wanted, he wanted to take you down that night. He was trying to let you know that I want this. No, that's all that was. He was trying to show you how serious he was. No, maybe that was— maybe you hurt his feelings. Maybe that was reverse psychology for him to be like, I feel like you want a relationship, you tripping. Yeah, you probably made him feel bad. Can you tell me not to say that again? Huh? Say what?
Tell me not to say that again.
Say what to you? That she don't want no relationship?
No, don't tell me I feel like you want to be in a relationship.
Yeah, yeah, don't, don't tell her she feel like she want to be in a relationship.
Thank you. Yeah.
You're gonna want to be in one. You just gotta— yeah, yeah, I will. Yes, ma'am. I do what you say, ma'am.
I do it. I don't think I want to be in a relationship right now. Ain't nothing wrong with that. No, it's like, I don't know what—
fuck it.
Yeah, enjoy life.
Catch your age, who cares? What the hell?
Who said that? Why do you have to take it? Who said that? You did. What you mean?
I said get financial aid.
Oh, fine. For what? We going to school? Yeah. Financial aid.
Go out here and be reckless. Atlanta is the place to be reckless, but just be careful. That's all. I like Miami. That's even, that's even Miami off the wall. Atlanta ain't nothing but Miami. Nothing but Atlanta with a beach. Ooh, I love Miami. I love Miami too. It's like, it's a vibe. Yeah. Anywhere with water for real. For real.
And I, I honestly, I've been going to Miami and I just, I don't go out, I just chill. I get some Airbnb that's like on some 40-something floor and just look at the view and I just chill out.
It's the best thing ever. Yeah, I'm the same way. You got that Miami kind of California look, like you belong in the sun for real, you know what I'm saying? Thank you. Yeah, you need you something like a drop top. Your car is convertible? No. We can work on that. Cut the top of my car?
No, you can buy me a car. I'm not—
I can do a lot of things. Question is, what you gonna do?
I'm gonna do— I'm gonna talk less and do more, you know? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. What you got coming on for yourself? What, what you working on?
I'm actually, uh, filming a sketch, uh, comedy show right now. I'm so— I'm so happy about that because I've been waiting for the longest, like, for the right team to get behind me. So it's been, uh, you know sponsored and everything by 8to5 South because, you know, I'm part of the 8to5 South. And, uh, yeah, that's it. Torrin's still doing stand-up. I just did a show you came to. Thank you for pulling up. They heard— I heard that you thought I was Moneybagg Yo, that's why you came. Remo will tell a motherfucker that.
But yeah, no, it's not Remo. I texted Tyler, I said Remo said pull up.
There's— you probably said Moneybagg.
He said I want to introduce you to Moneybagg, and I've just said In my world, I was like, what do I have to do with Moneybagg Yo? Because like, it's kind of like our worlds just don't clash in any way. And I was like, why would Moneybagg Yo go to the spot in whatever the fuck we were at?
He love to be in there one day. He does?
Yeah, I mean, you ain't no telling. All right, so, and then I texted Tyler and I was like, who is Moneybagg and why does everyone want to introduce me to him? And Tyler was in Seattle and Tyler goes, oh, that's Moneybagg Mafia. And then he sent me profile, I was like, fuck. I was like, damn it, I could have been a money bag yo, you know, 'cause I see he's spending money, you know.
Oh my God.
He's all like, you know, he has a little bit more bling bling than you. Yeah, I'm light work, you know.
I do a little subtle shit so the child support won't feel like you getting too much money, you know what I'm saying? But yeah, sketch comedy show called "The Mind of Moneybagg." I got a couple films coming up, "Camp Duvall," "Departments 2," with T.I. We filming a movie with 85 South. We just doing a lot of shit right now, man. I got a lot of shit coming up.
That's good. Very thankful.
Grateful.
85 South is dope. Yes, sir. I love 85 South.
That's right. You gotta come over there. Let us interview a Russian immigrant. Come on. Bring me on. We'll set it up. You got Lowe's. You had the sensei in here. You ain't gotta go through nobody. I know. Yeah.
Carlos is my best friend. Friend now. I bet. I talk to him like almost every day. That's good. Yeah, he's like one of the best people ever. Most definitely. The man who I'll always bring donuts and hugs to.
Bring me something else, man. You gonna bring me something? Get him the donut.
I'm gonna pull up to 85 South with a big box of—
you gotta hug a bunch of niggas. It'd be a lot of us in there, and I'm gonna give everybody a hug. One group hug. You get in the middle and let everybody— we can do that. Wrap arms around you.
Because I already met like most of the people there.
You ever met DC?
Yeah, I actually met DC so many times at the Hawks quartet games. Yeah, you should tell him, come up here too. Yeah, I will. I want him to come on too. But DC is like so smooth, I would have to be prepared, prepared to talk to him because DC can start freestyling here, you know. Like, I gotta be prepared for that, for that moment. But DC's dope.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everybody's dope. I fuck with everybody there.
Yeah, we can tell. Yeah. Donuts and hugs.
Donuts and hugs. Well, thank you so much for coming on this episode.
No problem. It was an honor. Thank you for having me.
Did you enjoy your IQ test? Yes, ma'am.
It really made me— it was brain food. Brain food.
I'm glad.
So now you're going to go and do cocaine.
Anyways, thank you guys for watching. This was Talk Less Show and Moneybagg, not yo, but Mafia.
Empty Bag Mafia. Thank you for having me.
Of course. And I hope you guys enjoy this episode, that you subscribe, you like, you comment, you let me know what you think. And you know that I'm in the comments, I'm responding to y'all.
You be in your comments?
Absolutely. I respond to every single comment, almost every single comment that comes through. Yeah, especially the first couple of days, I, I, I take my time. I literally voice note them. Yeah, I'll be talking to people. You gotta interact with your people. You gotta show appreciation. They're watching you. They're taking their time out of their day to watch you. The least you can do is respond to their comments.
The least you could do is put that shit out to entertain them in the first place.
Um, and yes, this is why this is Talk Less, and we talk less and we do more, and we're much nicer than Moneybag Mafia. But, um, thank you. No problem. Thank you. You be responding. Wait, wait, wait, no, Ron, hold Hold up, we can't end on this. Okay, I got you a gift. Oh damn, I got you a gift.
You got me a gift?
Okay, this is what this is. Yeah, I got you a gift.
Okay, okay, look at— look at here. This is— this for a tall—
this shit right here, it's a drop shoulder. It's like oversized drop shoulder fit, so it's gonna good— it's gonna look good. Okay, you said you're a large, so yeah, yeah.
We got a hoodie in this motherfucker.
Oh, we got a hoodie too. Yeah, look at you. Of course.
Okay, I fuck with the colorway and everything.
Oh yeah, oh yeah. Somebody going to steal it from me. Um, I hope you wear it. Who's going to steal from you? Don't let no girls take that. That's yours. It's mine. Can you sign it?
Because I know you're going to be— can you sign my hoodie? So when you get there No, let's not ruin the sweater. I want you to sign it for real.
I don't have a pen.
You ain't got a marker over there?
We have a marker, but you guys can shop for your, um, well, I haven't dropped the sweaters yet, but you can shop for your t-shirts on talkless.shop. And the sweaters, I'm gonna drop them actually because y'all need to buy it.
I know you're gonna like, you don't know a nigga no more.
Money who? Money where? Right up there in the corner.
Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want me to like sign my actual signature? Yeah, put the signature on there, the phone number.
Oh yeah, my first signature on a shirt! See what I'm saying?
Different. Ain't nobody ask you to sign that shit.
See what I'm saying? Moneybag Mafia, the real one in the building. Well, thank you. Thank y'all. All right, we good? Yeah, now we can go eat.
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