Malik Bazille: Women Have a Guy for Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner | Talk Les Show

In this episode of the Talk Less Show, host Lesya B. Jordan interviews comedian, former boxer, and TikTok personality Malik Bazille (Malik B). Malik recounts his early career—boxing, stand‑up comedy, and being discovered by Michael B. Jordan—before explaining how he pivoted to Instagram and TikTok skits that parody toxic dating scenarios. He describes the creative process behind the skits, why he chose Instagram over Facebook/YouTube, and the influence of the LA "sketch house" culture. The conversation then shifts to Malik’s outspoken views on modern dating: he calls the current system a "playbook" where women act as a "breakfast‑brunch‑dinner‑dessert" lineup, likening dating to prostitution and critiquing double standards. He shares personal anecdotes about texting a woman in Atlanta, his love for animals (horse‑hoeing, sheep grooming, mini‑cows), and his routine of gym work, boxing training, and influencer collaborations. Malik also teases his new TikTok dating show, discusses his upcoming boxing matches, and reflects on lifestyle differences between LA and Atlanta, including beach culture and the cost of leisure. Throughout, he balances humor with candid criticism of social‑media‑driven romance and the pressures of maintaining an online persona. He also acknowledges fellow creators, debates industry‑plant authenticity, and highlights merchandise and agency support as part of his brand ecosystem.
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I hate when women say it. Like, have you ever said this to any woman? No, not that— yeah, I said it before, but this is you to actually the person I mean it for. You never said that before? Yeah, I, I hate when they said these— no, I never said it. No, don't lie. Just be like, yes, I said it a thousand times. This is the time, this is the time. I promise you, I actually mean it for some reason. For some reason, I don't know what it is, but I'm like, damn, I really mean it. You really don't. You were texting me, you're like, when you laying? I was like, I don't know. I don't know. Just wait till I get there. You want structure. I agree 100%. I think you said it.
I'm very like, I'm very annoying. Yeah, I'm very like, I'm like, yeah, I know.
She texted me on Monday. I said, man, let me figure it out on Friday. She texted me on Wednesday. Listen, girl, I will see you in Atlanta. She's asking me questions I should know. Where you staying? Shit, I don't know. I ain't checked the itinerary. I love my dogs. But if something happens to them tomorrow, I'm like, all right. Guys are different.
You were watching Animal Planet on your phone and now something happens to your dogs, you— I'm gonna be sad.
Sad, but it's like, all right, no, listen, guys, we love different. Y'all think of y'all animals as kids, that's your children, that's your babies. We think of like, oh, that's my dog, it's just an animal, it's cool, I love animals, not my real child. But if something happens to them, I'll be sad, but then I'm like, okay, we'll get another one.
Talk less, do more. Or social media, was it just you or you were like collabing?
Just me. I'm from LA, so LA, all my friends were on YouTube and Facebook. So they didn't have, they didn't care for my little Instagram content because Facebook and YouTube was what was paying them at the time. They didn't care about like the fame or whatever. They wanted, I'm gonna go wherever I'm getting paid. Instagram wasn't paying. So I was like, come on, let's do a skit. They was like, man, I ain't got time for all that.
Why didn't you put it on Facebook or YouTube?
'Cause I saw what these guys were doing in Atlanta, like, and when I was during quarantine and I was like, man, I wanna do that. I wanna, go outside and go to these places where I can get access and act like that. And I want to do that. You can't do that. You can't do that on Facebook and YouTube. But I was just so focused on Instagram because that's where I saw all my— the people that I was like, oh man, I'm laughing at their skits. Let me just do that and put it on Instagram.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I know in Atlanta back in the day— well, I moved here 2022 to 2024. They were doing all of it on Facebook. So like all the skits they were doing, but it was like all of them doing with like OF models and stuff, they were doing on Facebook. And, and then like people were telling— people were saying like, stay away from Instagram. I guess like maybe that's why you took over the, the market.
Well, I guess, I don't know. I just saw people— well, this, it was in LA, they had a sketch house, right?
Um, what's a sketch house?
A sketch house is where everybody— it's like this one house in LA where a millionaire bought. He was like, I just want content creators to go in there and just do skits.
Oh, like the— whatever they had, the, the, the, the, the clan, the, the Face Clan, something like that, similar like that.
So you have King Bach, you'll have, uh, Deadstorm, you'll have Don Benjamin, you have Jahan Jones, so many— Nate Jackson, all these guys that were just crazy skits with these fine, beautiful models. And they have like a ton of girls, beautiful, just waiting in line, waiting to get in the skit. Now You know, that's, it's skits all day. Yeah. I wasn't doing skits at the time. I heard about it, but I was just like, man, I'm trying to be a standup comedian. I ain't got time for your little game. But it was standup comedians in that sketch house.
Yeah.
And I was like, I don't, I hated social media. I'm gonna be honest with you. I didn't like it.
Me too. I couldn't stand it.
I couldn't stand it. It's like, honestly, I thought like that stuff corny. That's what made me start doing skits. 'Cause I saw corny, like these guys are overexaggerating certain, I'm like, I was like, what? That pissed me off. So what I did was let me just do something that like real cool guys can relate to. 'Cause we needed a lane. Nobody was telling our story. Nobody was telling them the fuck what we go through on dates or dealing with different women. Nobody was telling our story. So I was like, that's our lane. And if a guy that's not attractive can do it, does it on, I knew it was gonna make it corny. It's not gonna be believable. So I was like, let me just see what this lane is like looking like. And a lot of people and a lot of real ones, a lot of cool guys understood where I was coming from. And they kind of boost me up in the internet.
No, but you speak like real stories. You literally like me and my best friend, like, 'cause you know, we kind of had our fair share of toxic relationships. And I was like, this is like a true story. Like we think it's like only happens to us. And then you look online and you're like, goddamn, like this is what, hey, we think we know the game, but hey, they know the game. I mean, no, it's just everybody.
I think every guy has the same problem. Playbook. At some point you just gotta venture out and kind of like, I'm gonna grow up.
No, no, you're different. You're different. Sorry. Yeah, you, you, you did it.
Yeah. I mean, I always say that I hate when women say it. Like, have you ever said this to any woman? No, not that. Yeah, I said it before, but this is you to actually the person I mean it for, you know what I mean? And then they're like, oh my God.
Yeah, yeah.
So stupid.
I find myself do that a lot. Oh, I've never said that before.
You never said that before.
Yeah.
I hate when they said, no, I never said it. No, don't lie. Just be like, yes, I said it a thousand times, but this is the time. This is the time I promise you I actually mean it for some reason.
For some reason.
For some reason. I don't know what it is, but I'm like, damn, I really mean it. You know, you really don't, but you really don't. You never, you never mean it. You never mean it. You never mean it. Yeah.
All right.
Same playbook. It's a good playbook though. Hey, you, If you follow this playbook, you will win. But women, women had— now women, y'all have such a dope playbook that it's insane how you can infiltrate and try to, try to restructure your playbook. Because think about it, now women are the new men because y'all, the way y'all move, the way y'all act, the way y'all do things, and it's, it's such a double standard. I can't— yeah. Dating is terrible. Dating is terrible. If my guys— my guys go on dates, my guys go on dates, and women will— women will have a breakfast guy, a brunch guy, a dinner guy, and a dessert guy. So I got it. They need to all in one day. She can go outside and forget her purse and still be fed, still taken care of, and have a great day. She could do that every day. Let a guy, let a guy like, let me leave my wallet at home. Okay, you'll be hungry the whole day. You'll be homeless. Man, you'll be homeless as well, man. Women don't care about you. It's such a double standard. Anyway, you want us to court us. You want men to court y'all, but I think that, what are you offering? And then we say, well, if you court and pay for the date, oh, I'm not having sex. I don't have sex on the first date. Well, I don't pay for dates on the first date. Now you're a bum-ass nigga. You see what I'm saying? So it's just like kind of— it's so, it's so dumb.
Anyways, I think it's harder. I don't think it's that simple though.
What you mean?
Like, I think it's a— you gotta really have time in your day to find a guy for breakfast, for lunch.
They do.
It's a lot of social interactions to have.
It is, it is. You know what it is? It's— I think I look at it as women look at dating as prostitution.
I mean, it is. It's like a modern, modern prostitution. That's what it is.
They don't want to admit it. They don't want to say it online.
Absolutely, that's what it is. Yeah. And I mean, I think it would have been easier if everybody just admitted and said, we're playing a game. I need my food to be paid for.
That's fine.
I need my house to be paid for.
Yeah.
And whatever you need, I'm gonna give you in return.
Listen, men, we make many money for women. If it wasn't for women, we wouldn't really care about You know what I mean?
I feel like I'm on a skit right now.
No, it's not a skit. I'm just trying to tell you, think about it. Just think about— I want men, if they listen to this podcast, close your eyes. Imagine a world or an island where there's no women, right? No women, man. It will be nasty. That's a gay-ass island.
Pause.
I can't— let me pause all that. I'm just saying, you wouldn't work as hard. Your money, your money— you want to enjoy nice things, so therefore you don't want to join with your homeboys. I would never— when I make money, I don't want to enjoy with my homies. Hell no. I have like certain things where at certain events I like, hey, let's celebrate, we winning. But at the same time, if it's not a woman that I like around, then why am I— hey bro, I don't want to be with y'all all day. I have successful— the more successful you are, the more you like, okay, women.
But then, so okay, hold up, because you know how they say like the corporate world is run by man, right? Yeah. But my question is, if women are the ones that making you work so hard, Why is it men that are running the whole corporate world?
Because, okay, in that corporate world they have their wife at home, but you see how nasty Harvey Weinstein and all these people are. They have women. They— it's control. They want control. When you have money, money means power. Power means I have power over who? Not men, unless you Diddy. But Diddy was having Diddy men and women. He was a, he was a real freak. You see what I'm saying? So it's just like the power controls the women. Like everything we do is for a women.
So, but, but then at the same time, you can't run the world without women because otherwise you're gonna be lazy and you wouldn't do shit.
I mean, you can't—
you—
well, women make things better. Like you just said, I try to ask for— first said, that's a gay-ass island. I wouldn't want to be on that island either. No, bro, I'm cool. I'm cool. Imagine you going— your homies invite y'all out on a guys trip, like, hey bro, I got excursions for us. Excursions? Yeah, I got—
I got—
nah, nah, we're gonna do this. We're gonna go hiking, we're gonna go jet skiing, we're gonna go to the club. Okay, is it gonna be women there? Nah, it's just gonna be us, man. Hey bro, I'ma I'm cool, I'll just play, you know, stay here and play 2K, go to a local club and see women. You don't wanna do that. Everything makes, women makes everything better. But women just got the game sewed up because now they're saying, well, I know what you want, right? God is funny. God put the thing that we want most on a woman. And women are—
Good, see, we desire it.
Okay, we desire it to a person or a human being that we do not understand. We don't understand y'all. We don't know y'all. Y'all could—
our job to understand you guys.
It is, but when we— y'all don't listen. And so listen, we need a woman. See, so therefore, even with that, even with that, you want to be argumentative. So see what I'm saying? So it's like y'all don't listen. So therefore, that's what money— y'all listen to money. And then you see how these women are like, okay, well, you fucking for money, so what? I got the money. You see what I'm saying? So therefore, it is modern day goes back to women have the game sold up. Men make money to get women. Women look good, stay in the gym to get the money and the men. They don't really want the men, they just want the money. You see what I'm saying? That is where dating is right now.
I don't think so.
You don't think that's a pyramid scheme?
I think, I think it's a pyramid scheme. I think dating is a pyramid scheme, period. I think dating is like— I don't know where we went so wrong with dating.
I just told you.
No, I understand. I'm, I'm just telling you, but like From my perspective, well, I guess you do have a point because I know that the women that I were around, a lot of times you go out, it's like, oh, I'ma look good so maybe I can meet somebody. Maybe I can meet my future husband. Maybe I could, it's never like, let me go out so we can just have fun.
Some women do that.
Some women do that. So that's the thing about me. I don't go out to meet a man. I don't care about that. True. If I'm gonna go, if I wanna meet, I wanna meet, see, I care about the money part. I care about the investment. But not like dating part. I'm a connections, I'm a business mode, just because that's what I care for right this second. Now, if I want to go out, I want to go out just so I can have a good time. I don't want to go out just so I can meet my husband.
All right, let me say this. You want to go out and have a good time. Who in that group? I'm pretty sure you have one girl or two women that want to go out and meet a guy.
No, that's what I'm saying. Like all of the girls.
Okay, bet.
A lot of times that I would go out, then I'd be like, man, like what the hell? Like, can we just go out just to go out? Like, Sometimes I just want to go and like vibe. So I like to travel by myself. I like to be by myself. I literally, I can go and eat dinner by myself and I can just sit there because sometimes I just want to like be in a different environment so I can think. Like, you know, like especially when you're in creative space, you can't— if I'm in my house, okay, I've seen those four walls. I'm like, okay, I can switch to a room, I can switch to another room. But if I'm outside, like, okay, now I can like see something that happens that gives me an idea or like I can, you know, like it's just, it's like a different aura.
Well, you're different. You're not thinking on the same perspective as a working 9 to 5 or a woman that doesn't really work kind of woman. These women are just looking for, like you said, go for a guy. And dudes are tricks. Dudes are tricks. These guys that make money— I think social— I got you. I got you. I'm trying to tell you, social media, I think that's what we wrong. Because if you look at back in the day, you had to go out and meet a pretty woman.
No, for sure.
Right? And now it's, it's, you open your timeline and you can see 20 beautiful women before you go see a girl.
But like, do we actually know that they're really pretty? Because it's a little—
Or AI.
Yeah, or AI. That's, that's the thing. So that, so this is, this is actually crazy you say that. Remember how before COVID everything was like outside? You have to go to the office, you had to work with people. And then we went to this remote mode. And I remember because like, I, you know, I had a corporate job up until like a week ago. And so I kind of got used to this, like sitting behind the computer. So I love doing that. And then I started kind of shifting from working corporate to like now I'm more outside. I'm like, oh my God, like if you actually want to make it, like you really got to be in person, like going back to that mode. But it's like it took me about a year to push myself to be out, to be out of that, like, you know, behind the computer thing. I'm still on my computer, but like now I know I'm going there just because there's a certain amount of work that I need to do. But outside, it's like, okay, like, you know, you can talk to this person. And if you talk to somebody in person, it makes a huge difference because you can text somebody. It's not the same. The impact is not the same.
I think that it's so easy to— that's why dating apps are always— that's the number one. I think like the top 5 apps right now is Hinge. Yeah, Hinge. It's a dating app because you're behind a computer. You can talk to someone. Then you meet them, then you meet someone like, oh my gosh, she looks, she looks like a picture. She doesn't look like a picture. But it's just a dating app where you can kind of like, we got so comfortable texting and talking behind these messages and then we finally link up. It's like, okay, I feel like I know this person and then we go have sex that fast.
But then you like wake up behind her. It's true. No, it's true. And then you wake up and you're like, hold up, I don't, I don't know nothing about this person.
Exactly. Because therefore it's just the Illusion. This is the thing we got so comfortable behind texting and seeing these pictures. I'm looking at your pictures. You can FaceTime and whatever. So I think that dating right now, again, is modern day shit. Goes back to what all, everything I said. Because if you look at Instagram, it's on your explore page. It'll show you a beautiful woman every day. Every day. And you get used to it. Now your mind is technology. Now your mind is like, oh, I can see a pretty woman. And you go outside, You like, oh man, where's the pretty? You go to the gym, it's beautiful women. But a woman said it's slim pickings for women because there's a lot of ugly dudes out there. And I had a lot of, and I didn't notice until I did a TikTok dating show and it's fire, it's funny. And I had an all dudes panel. I was like, man, I feel outta place.
We're gonna get into it. Okay.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I wanna get, I wanna get into it. Okay, let's do the intro and then we're gonna get into it. 'Cause I have a lot of questions for you.
Go ahead. I'm ready.
And I know we don't have that much time.
No, you good.
All right, you guys, welcome back to Talk Less Show. My name is Lesya B. Jordan, since everybody now is asking what's my name, you know, if you can't tell by the name, but it's Talk Less Show. All right, so today's guest is the definition of a man who refuses to be put in a box. He was an amateur boxer with an 84-14 record before Hollywood. Then Michael B. Jordan discovered him in a gym, and the rest is history. You know him from Creed, from his Hulu comedy special, and from TikTok For You page where his toxic relationship characters have racked up millions of likes and got people in the comments arguing like it's a real situation. Now he's leveled up again. He's hosting his own dating show on TikTok, brand new, because apparently playing toxic men online wasn't enough. Now he wants to help other people to find love. Make it make sense. He's humble. He's actually very, very humble. You know, I got, I got a chance to meet him in person. He's very funny, he's very talented, and he has a lot to say. Please welcome to Talk Less Show, Malik B.
Hey, I just feel like sometimes I got to clap for myself.
Uh, wait, I got to clap for you.
Yeah, yeah, no, no, it's just, you know, that intro, I had mixed feelings, but thank you so much for having me.
What's the mixed feeling?
Well, no, it was just a couple things we'll talk about off air. It was just like, you know, some, you know, hey, you know, hey, you know, it, it will— you, it's a journey on Talk Less. I wish you would have talked less because on certain parts I was like, okay, this is I was like, yeah, that is true, but you had to say it out loud. But no, no, let's— yes, I want to say, um, when I first met you in Miami, instant connection. You're very dope, you're very humble as well. I saw you with Carlos Miller's episode, uh, that was fucking funny and phenomenal. And yeah, I'm just thankful to be here.
Thank you, thank you. And, and you guys, Malik is in town from LA. Yeah, we just did his— we went to his comedy show. Yeah, that was hilarious. The way that you can work the audience is like impressive.
Oh yeah, that's great.
I love Atlanta. It is impressive.
Yes.
But you still love LA more, so.
Oh yeah, 1,000%.
You actually, I think, the first guest from LA out here.
For real?
Yeah.
Oh, that's dope. Hell yeah, I gotta represent that.
You gotta represent. So you gotta do well, okay?
Because it was, it was, it's kind of weird, uh, they was talking about like LA Comics and people from LA. I was like, no, that's not, you know, y'all, it's a negative connotation down here that we kind of like a bougie, and we're not. We're the most humble people of all time.
Yeah, no, that's— I mean, you definitely super humble. I think that's why me and you can connect so much, because like you're just as humble. I'm like— people tell me like, you know, I gotta do better business, or I gotta be— because like I always go above and beyond for people. I'm just like— I just— I don't know, that's just how I naturally am. And, and I see you doing the same thing, and I'm like, oh my God.
Well, good people supposed to be like, like, you know, I mean, it's just good energy. Yeah, you don't want to— it's like a battery, like you're gonna have your positive people out there, you're gonna have negative people out there. And it's just like, you know, you have to have both sides to kind of make it work, make it make sense. So I appreciate the humble people in this industry because I know so many negative people. So those, yeah, it stands out. So yes.
And guys, we gotta give a special shout out to Mike because he's exhausted. He's been—
Oh my God.
He's been on the road.
Man, all this week. All this week. You were texting me, you're like, when you land? I was like, Les, I don't know. I don't know. Just wait till I get there. Yeah. She was like, yo, you're so— you want structure. And I agree 100%. I think you said that.
I'm very like, I'm very annoying.
Yeah.
I'm very like, cause I know I'm like, he said, huh?
Yeah, I know. She texted me on Monday. I said, man, let me figure it out on Friday. She texted me on Wednesday. I'm like, I don't know. I'm in a different state right now. I went to Virginia and then Virginia Beach and then Richmond, then DC. In Atlanta. She's texting me every— I'm like, listen, girl, I will see you in Atlanta. Goddamn. I'll let you know when I land. I don't know. She's asking me questions I should know. Where you staying? Shit, I don't know. I ain't checked the itinerary. When you gonna be done? I said, I don't know, Les.
Goddamn.
But I made it. I'm here.
I know, I know. But that's like— so that's, you know, it's a salesperson in me. I used to be in sales. And so like, that's what I had to do to get a deal signed. I mean, look, you're sitting in front of me, right? So we got the deal signed. But because I understand sometimes people are very busy, I'mma, you know, I'mma give you your space. But at the same time, like, when you don't keep reminding, people forget because, like, they got so much going on in their life day to day. And so, like, you know, sometimes they're like, oh, it's not that I don't like you or I don't want to talk to you. It's because I'm, you know, I didn't say I didn't have time to respond to you. So that's why, like, I understand what it takes. So, you know, a lot of people, they're like, oh, I'm not going to follow up. If I texted once, then, like, what do I look like to text again? That's not me. I'mma text you 15 times. And I'm gonna make sure, I'm gonna text your girl and make sure that she sees it too. And everybody knows.
That's my day to day. If I don't see it, you text her. She was like, hey, she remind me. I'm like, oh my God. I am such a bad person when it comes to my, you think I'm on my phone all day. It was a comment that she laughed at where she made up, my girl made up this fake phone. I thought it was hers. And I said it on the podcast and I called it.. And she was like, that's not her song. And it would, that went viral. And then the comments was like, man, you, he be, he's on the internet by the way. He should know this. I was like, I don't know anything. And I'm not on my phone. I'm just in my work. You know what I like watching?
What?
I like watching like, like she's gonna laugh. I like watching like weird things on my timeline. Like the horses get his toenails clipped. Like I like that.
I love that.
Oh, you too?
Oh my God, yeah.
That shit is so fire.
Like when they do, when they do like that. Yeah, instead do the And it's so good.
I don't know why he cut the damn— yo. And he said, yes. And then the horse kind of put back. I'm like, is he hurting him or does it feel good? I watch those like—
OK, I thought you were going to say something else, but I'm like, yes.
I watch those. Those are so dope.
God, they're so dope. And I would be stuck on it.
Yes, I would keep going. I'm like, OK, so this horse, I could just tell, oh, he cut it too low. That's why he jumped. I'm trying to gauge it. I'm like, yo, but it looks so good when they finish. I watch those. And the breathing is like ASMR for me a little bit. Well, am I saying it right? But I love those videos. I'll be in my own world watching horses get their hooves trimmed. What else I watch? I watch the sheep. The sheep getting haircuts, man, they're so dope.
Oh my God, I love like watching like there's mini cows, like when they come into the house and like their routine, you know, like I love watching.
Yeah. Say it to me. I did not know mini cows.
Yeah, so there's like a, there's an Instagram account They have a mini cow. And so they do like morning routine with my mini cow and it like wakes up next to people in the bed, in the house.
For real?
A cow? A cow. Like a mini cow. It's so cute.
I'm sold.
I know, me too.
I'm sold. Send that to me.
You guys might buy one, honestly.
Hey, listen, I am such a person. I'm watching sheep get haircuts, like for 30 minutes, knowing I gotta have a podcast in 15. I'm just laying in the bed. True story. I'm watching like, damn, they really cut all this sheep. And it's a guy that make toxic skits. Hey man, come on to your girl. And I'm over here, okay, I dropped that video. I don't even pay attention to my comments. I just like, once I drop a skit, I'm going back to like, I try to be present as much as I can, but I'm on my phone watching, you know, I'm like, man, how do bats sleep? I'm like, yo, they have a like upside down, but it's kind of different because some of 'em are just upside down. You don't know if they're napping or sleeping. It's a whole theory that I'm watching. Yeah, it's, it's on TikTok. Yeah. You didn't think about that. You didn't think about— yeah, that's what I'm saying. You thinking they're asleep, but they're actually not. It's the way they sleep is a different way, and the way they nap is a different way, man.
It's so—
I'm so deep in this animal shit.
I'm so glad you're so much more than just like toxic dating things. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm about to go rewrite the intro.
Oh wait, yeah, that's what I heard. I was like, what, girl? I can't wait to watch these alligators get fed. Then I watch these hippos. You ever watch hippos eat different kind of fruit? Oh yes, yes, boy, that shit is fire, bro. The watermelon, the watermelon crushing. A lot of people, it was a thing on TikTok, like, who would you like survive 30 minutes with? A lion, an alligator, a hippo, and a, um, it was something else dangerous. I was like, bro, everybody was like, I do a hippo. Do you know a hippo will fuck you up? Oh yeah, man, I'm talking about his—
man, yeah, he can just in one, in one bite, one bite, the whole thing.
Yeah, they crushing watermelons.
Yeah.
Oh my God. Okay. Anyways, I'm sorry. Yeah, that's the type of shit I watch. Yeah.
I love that. That's what we needed to hear.
Okay, cool.
The exclusive.
The exclusive. Yeah, there it is.
Yeah. Wait, okay. Every person that comes on the show, they answer this one question. If there's one thing you can talk less about, what would it be?
Talk less about?
Mm-hmm. Maybe do more of?
Do more of?
Like, what is it that you do in your daily life that you just talk, talk, talk, and you're like, damn, I haven't really done it. I just talk about it.
Oh, uh, in the gym, getting in the gym. I talk about like every time I'm on the road, I don't know, talk— I don't know my routine. I'm just such a routine kind of guy. Like if I, if I break pattern, I feel off. Like I love to— like this whole trip I was telling them I need to get back in the gym, I need to get back in the gym. Would go do— I, I can't wait. So I guess if that's anything, but I do the same thing over and over again. Lesya, she'll tell you I can eat the same thing over every day. I can do the same thing over and over and over again, and I'd be cool.
That's— I mean, yeah, it's kind of like serial killer a little bit. No, it's not. Okay, cool. You know, because, you know, like, that's why a lot of, um, very big people like Steve Jobs, that's why he had the same clothes every single day, because it was the same routine.
Yeah.
So whenever you're a very, very busy person, because like your brain can only process so much.
Yeah.
And like, I can imagine, like, you know, you were creative too, you know, not only you're doing the skits but you're also coming up with the skits, you were thinking about it, then like you have other things that are going on in your life. For your brain to process it, it's easier when you know that tomorrow I'm eating the same things I ate yesterday.
Yeah.
My gym workout is going to be this and this because otherwise I'm not going because it's like it's too much for your brain to process.
I feel like if I don't do certain things in my day to day and it's off, my day is off. Like, I feel like right now I don't— like, I haven't been in the gym. I don't know what. So my day is just like, oh my God, it's adventurous for me because I don't know. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't like— I go back to LA. It's gym, skits, work, stand-up. That's it. And then spend time with my two little dogs. That's it. And my girl.
The two little dogs that you made fun of yesterday at the comedy show, now you're loving them. Don't look at me like that.
I know, I know, 'cause she told you. Let me just say this. Let me say this. I said, "I love my dogs." No, you didn't say that. I did say that. I started, I said, I set the premise that I said, "I love my dogs." But If something happens to them tomorrow, I'm like, all right. See, y'all are different.
Guys, you were watching Animal Planet on your phone and now something happens to your dogs.
I'm gonna be sad, but it's like, all right, that's such a lie. No, I promise you, I promise you. No, listen, guys, we love different. Like, especially to animals. Not too— it's not our— y'all think of your animals as kids, that's your children, that's your babies. We think of like, oh, that's my dog. You see what I'm saying? It's the difference. Y'all like, oh my God, look at my babies. I'm like, look at my dogs. You see, that's how it is. A dog is, he's never gonna, he's gonna, you know, never gonna understand. He's not gonna, you know, like, hey, he doesn't have bills. You know, I'm not, you know, like she said, he ain't asked, she ain't asked to be here. But at the same time, I'm like, I get it. It's just an animal. It's cool. I love animals. It's not my real child. But if something happens to him, I'll be sad, but then I'm like, okay, we can get another one, right? But a child, your human baby, that is what you should pour into. That's what you should love 1,000%. So that is the reason why I love my dog. I'm— trust me, I do. But if something happens to him, I'm like, all right.
I mean, I hope it— I hope nothing happens.
Nothing's gonna happen to him, but I hope nothing—
I hope nothing happens. Yeah, I just— because I went through it and it was the excruciating experience. Even Ferg, who is sitting here, he broke up with his girl and she took the dog and he still misses the dog. So you know what?
Hey, that's what I'm saying. I trust me, I get it. And that's a skit because a lot of people, they have custody of the dogs. It was like, man, hey, can I see my dog? Like, it's a real child. I'm like, oh my God, that's a real thing.
Yeah, it's a real thing.
You break up and then they kind of like, well, you know, I spend time with that dog. I'm like, it's not a child, but all right. It's a real thing having custody over a, Animals, insane to me.
Yeah, that's a little— that's why I— my dogs are my dogs. I'm not splitting that with nobody. Now I want to know, so, okay, yeah, that whole experience, and I know you talked so much about meeting Michael B. Jordan. Yeah. Do you want to know a little secret? Oh, actually nobody knows about this. Okay, when I moved to Atlanta, I created like a, like a wall of like, uh, what is it called, like a vision board, vision board. Yeah, but I just put it on my wall, right, like in pictures. And for some reason, I had, like, one little picture left. Like, it was, like, maybe this size. And I put a picture of Michael B. Jordan shirtless there.
Why?
I don't know. I was just like, that would be so fun to, like, meet Michael B. Jordan. Oh, I don't know why a shirtless picture, but I was just like, I wanted, like, powerful people. And so for, like, 4 years, every time I'd go to bed, I would look straight at Michael B. Jordan shirtless.
Wow.
I mean, I don't know why, like, and then so now I'm like, I think I need to change that picture out. That is weird.
I think, I think you should as well. I, I just— well, everybody has crushes. That was your crush?
Yeah, but he's like not my height, so it's like he's shorter than me, so it's like I don't know if I can have him as a crush.
Well, no one's your height, let's be honest.
No, there are people my height.
You're 6— how?
6— like 6'2"? 6'2" and a half.
You're not 6'2".
I'm 6'2" and a half. I'm not 6'3" yet.
You're not— you're 6'4".
Okay, 6'5".
Okay, okay. All right, bet.
But, but he's too short. He's like 5'11". Right?
I think he's like— well, we were side by side. I think I was 6— I'm 6'2".
Okay.
Um, he's like 6 foot.
He's like LA 6'2". Everybody in LA 6'2". That's with the shoes on.
Uh-huh. Okay, guys, I'm not 5'11". I'm not 5'. I'm damn sure 6'. I'm okay.
You know, I think you're 6'1". A good 6'1".
I'm sick. I'm sick. Well, listen, you don't really know your real height until you go to prison, so Let's just say this. Let's just say this. I'm 6'2".
Okay.
Okay.
I hope you don't have to go and find out your real height.
Hey, it's pros and cons when you go to jail. You know what I mean? Like, damn, man, I grew, you know? I've been telling— shout out to Jamar Neighbors, man. That's my favorite joke of his. He was like, you know, you know, you know how you know you— anyway, Jamar Neighbors, shout out to Didi. He was like, you know how you go to— you know, you know your real height? Go to jail. You like, damn, now I'm 6'2". Whole time I was saying I was 6— I was 6 foot, you know what I mean? So cool. Yeah, but I'm 6'2". No, LA 6'2". I'm 6'2".
Okay. Yeah, the real 6'2". Fine. So how tall he is? He's like 5'11"?
I think he's like 6 foot.
6 foot?
Yeah.
I can do 6 foot. I guess if it's Michael B. Jordan, I guess I can.
Like, what's the lowest— what's the shortest you'll date?
6 feet.
6 feet? For real? Yeah. Damn. So 5'11" is not— but if he's— if he has shoes on, he's 6 feet. Okay, that's what I'm saying. So you don't— do you date 5'11"?
I don't be with like, you know, lying over there and just being like, okay, 5'11", pass.
You gotta— it's gotta like—
it's gotta—
because you'll know 6 foot, you'll know it because it's a huge difference.
You like to be on my eye level. Yeah, I don't want to look down because if I have to look down, my neck is going to hurt. Or if I have to look up too much, it's— my neck is going to hurt too.
He's 6'4".
But like, so I dated someone, he was 6'11". I was like, no, I'm not doing this.
That right there, it looks like a like a circus act. If I saw that in public, 6'11", 6'4"— are you, are you serious?
It was crazy. Yeah, but I like, I had to go on tippy toes to like give him a hug and kiss him, and I was like, this shit is ridiculous. I don't know how girls do that.
I mean, they, yeah, lay down, I guess. Um, but I'm saying 6'4" and 6'11" is insane. That baby would have been crazy.
Yeah, that's why I was like, I don't want a 7 feet 14 inches baby. That's too much.
But I mean You gotta look at your future though. Look at Wimby Yama.
No, I get it, I get it. But what if the baby doesn't become Wimby?
So like, oh yeah, yeah, you don't claim just the useless 8-footer walking around. I would be mad as hell.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, you're right. My whole— if I had like a 6'8 baby and he didn't, he didn't make it to the league, are you what?
Oh no, I mean, my baby— I'm sure my baby would have to become athletic no matter what.
No matter what.
Yeah, no matter what, because I'm very much into sports and I'll play any sport and I can coach too. So like We at least doing tennis, you know, that's the bare minimum. We'll learn how to golf too, maybe like, you know, soccer for coordination, like maybe I will basketball. Yeah, variety of sports. But like, come on now, if that baby does not go nowhere, it's like, what, what is a waste of what I moved to this country for?
What exactly? Now you, now you on IG looking at sheep's getting shaved. You gotta check into your fucking Smoothie King job. I'll be so mad. I'll fight him.
Like that guy yesterday who said his—
Cookie. Yeah, his son works for Cookies.
He puts cookies on the shelf.
He was like, that's why I can't. That was a real feeling from a real parent at that age. He was 65, no, 58. 58. 58. Not even old enough to, the baby's still warm at that. He was like, yo, he's 18 or something like that.
22.
22. And he said, man, hey, I can't stand him. You know, he works for Cookies.
He said, what does he do? Merchandise. What does that mean? He, he works for Biscoff.
What is that? Cookie company. He got fed up, man. He put cookies on the shelf. I was like, oh shit. He said it was so much aggression. I said, oh, I understand why you hate him. Okay, gotcha. But he tall, man. He's 6'5", putting cookies up, man. One at a time too. You could just take a whole pack of them, just put— your day had been over, 8-hour shift, one by one. Yeah, he was hot. I don't blame you.
That's what made the show though. It was a small but mighty crowd, but that show was great because of that man.
I love those. I love those. So I had two shows yesterday and the first show was just like, I think we had like 80 people and the second show sold out. But that 80 people was so strong. It was so funny.
It was good. The vibes were great.
Yeah. And it was like an early show. So like you say, he took a nap. He was energetic. Great crowd. And then LA show sold out. I'm like, man, where's that energy? But you gotta understand, they worked, they went home, got fresh, they probably argued in the car. Like, come on, man, hurry up. They started the show late. Think about it, started at 10.
At 10:30.
It is 10:30. I'm like, come on. Then they waiting to see me. I don't get on until like 11. They like, man, come. So it's kind of like the energy, like worked all day. You don't wanna laugh at 11:00 PM. Like, come on. And it's just like pulling teeth. So I was like, all right, I gotta kind of like work with the crowd a little bit. But they weren't, You know, but what—
so, okay, I was gonna ask you about this whole gym thing because you were a boxer, but what's your gym routine now? What do you do in the gym now?
I love the gym. Whenever I, I, I worked out, I work out with my pops. My pops is out here in Atlanta for like 3 months, so we'll just go and we'll just work out. Um, but I just find people who recognize me in the— in what, from the skits? And they're super big, like Paul's. And, uh, they were kind of like, uh, hey bro, I want to do like, what you working on? I'm like, shit, what you working on? I was like, can I work out with you? He's like, yeah. And then that's how I typically— because I don't, I don't know what I'm doing at the gym.
You don't have a trainer?
Nah.
You don't want to get a trainer?
Nah, I just train. I train. No, I want to get a trainer because I don't like people telling me what to do.
But those big people are telling you what to do.
Nah, but they give me compliments at the same time.
So the training can do the same?
No, no, no, training, trainers, LA trainers, they kind of like, they want money. They— yeah, money. I don't want to pay a person that's going to kind of like basically, I mean, how bad did you want— how bad do you want— I don't like those motivational guys. I don't like— I just want to chill, kind of cool dude, man.
Next time you're going to come to Atlanta, I'm going to take you to my gym. I have like— Atlanta has the coolest gyms out of anything and everything. So like my trainer, we usually have a group of people, but we push each other. It's not like he's just telling us what to do and then I'm the one that's making fun of every guy because, you know, they're trying to keep up with me. Not the weights, but like endurance-wise, because, you know, I'm a tennis player, so my endurance is gonna go further than theirs.
Yeah.
And every time, like, but it's like, there, if there's one song that comes on, everybody just lays down on the, on the floor and we'll do abs, like the entire gym. So it's those like private small gyms, but I mean, they're not smaller, like 10,000 feet square feet, like, and then everybody just goes down on the floor and then like everybody does abs for 5 minutes. And it's such a community-based gym. So like something that they have in Atlanta, I've never seen anywhere else. Like even like the, you know, the oldest influencer famous gyms in LA, I'm like, this shit is corny.
Like, I like that. That's why I go, I go to the influencer famous gym. So it's just kind of like—
and you said you don't want to be recognized?
No, I said, well, no, I don't want to be recognized. So weird.
So you go to influencer gyms because it's close by my house.
Um, so I'm not about to go so much I'm not about to go an extra 45 minutes out my way to go to a secluded private gym where I can go to an influencer gym that's like, what, 10 minutes away?
What about Equinox?
Equinox, we— I live in the Valley, so the Equinox, I had to go to Hollywood and that's like 20 minutes away. Oh, so Equinox, that's a, that's a gym where people recognize you as well.
I mean, at this point I feel like everybody's going to recognize you.
Yeah, but I, I think that the people, the influencer gym, they're going to talk to They're there, you gotta stand in front of the gym. Those guys are in shape. Everybody's in shape. So if I'm gonna get recognized, I'd rather be with somebody who has a pause, great body, right? So I'm like, hey bro, let me, how you get that? All right, cool. Let me just work on what you working on and work out. And that's how I work out.
That's how I work out. And every day you have a different program.
Different program. I'm like, man, what a, and I just go to whoever compliment me. Hey, what you working on? I did back with my bro the other day. Hey, what you working on? Hey bro, I fuck with your skits.
Oh cool.
What you working on? I'm working on, I'm working on chest too. I just kind of do that.
Great.
That's a great way to start it. Yeah. So it's kind of like, honestly, my fans are my trainers. If you really look at it. Yeah.
That's one way. 'Cause LA trainers are expensive.
Yeah. Why would I pay for somebody?
And I mean, it's like you pay whatever you pay for rent. That's what you would pay for a trainer. Thank you.
Like, no, I'm not—
Crazy.
Insane, by the way. You gotta like charge me $1,000 a week to train where I can get it for free. And this dude love my skits and you know he gonna show out, give me the best because He was like, "Bro, keep doing." And they tell me stories and I'm like, "Bro, I'm gonna put that in this skit." I be lying. And then yeah, it makes more sense. Like, "Hey bro, I do this. I don't be telling people, but if you do this or," I'm like, "Thank you." So yeah, I learned a little here and there tricks and I just go and work out with my pops. And I acted his trainer. I was like, "Look D, this is what you gotta do." I just stole it. I don't even know. He was like, "Oh yeah, I feel it." I was like, "Yeah bro, you know I study." So you don't do boxing anymore? Oh yeah, I am. Shout out to BuzzStar. BuzzStar is trying to get me an influencer in boxing with Memphis. Misfits with Aiden Ross.
Uh, okay.
Uh, that's why he was like, bro, stop telling everybody you used to box because he wants me to go in there and fuck up a lot of influencers for big money. Jake Paul, whoever it is.
And you would?
Yeah, yeah, we're already in like, like negotiations on who I'm gonna fight.
Damn, that's so cool. Yeah, because it's like, it's a big thing, especially a couple years ago everybody was doing boxing thing.
Yeah, now they're not the influencers, like Blueface just fought, so yeah.
Uh, he was like, but those are lame. I mean, we want something that's like fun.
That's like, I know, but that, but you do, you, you want your favorite influencer to get knocked out. Like, think about it. It's if you, when Jake Paul got knocked out by Anthony Joshua, the whole world shined and laughed and we were so happy. That's how like the game is going. And think about it, is boxing is kind of like stalled. I love boxing. I love Devin Haney. I love Tank, I love Shakur, I love Ryan Garcia. I love all those guys, right? They're not Shakishawn Davis. They're not really fighting each other. But in Misfits, you have like a person that you don't like on social media. He'll get in the ring and he lose. Oh my God. It just creates so much revenue. So I didn't know how much they were making until like a couple of weeks ago when they saw me in Miami, they were like, bro, you wanna do this? I was like, how much? And they told me a price. I was like, I'd do it. Hell yeah, I'd do that. I do that shit right now.
See, you talking about women prostituted, you would do anything for money too.
No, well, hold on, hold on. I love— but wait, wait, I love fighting. I never— I suck at basketball, I suck at, uh, football, I suck at whatever other sports. I'm good at baseball, but fighting— I've been fighting all my life.
Yeah, so that's right.
Yeah, yeah, make the money easy, easy. Like street fights, boxing. I just love fighting.
Michael B. Jordan sitting front row.
I could be—
well I'll pull up too.
Yeah, you'll pull up. That's the only time you'll pull up is he— he's there, I guess. Yeah, Cree 6, good luck. Good luck, Michael B.
That is so crazy how like this life works. You just like sometimes you don't know who you're gonna meet. Never.
I was in a boxing gym and he just saw me. I'm like, what the hell? And, and you know, it's so crazy, I saw him in Floyd Mayweather's gym and nobody was talking to him. Nobody was talking. He was just, I didn't know he was in there for. I'm like, what the hell you doing? But you know, Floyd would have all kind of celebrities like come and watch him train. I thought it was just such a dumb thing. But I didn't notice, I didn't realize because you watch a person for 4 hours work on his craft every day, it's kind of like other people need that motivation. Like if he's doing it, why am I not working on my craft for 4 hours? So that's how I was looking at it. I was like, damn. That's, I took that character trait and just installed that in my everyday routine. Just work on your craft hours a day. But you don't have to do, a lot of people like, man, I gotta do it for 4 hours. No, you don't. You can do it for 30 minutes, go about your day, do it for another 30 minutes, go about your day. Do it. You don't have to even work. I work in increments. I don't work 4 hours straight. It's exhausting.
What do you do apart from skits? Like what is your day-to-day like? 'Cause I think people don't understand that whole part about influencers. They think you just post on Instagram and you, you know, you good. Like, I think that that's what they think, you know? Oh, like, what kind of job is this?
What kind of job is it?
I know, I want you to tell.
Oh, gotcha. What's my day-to-day? Honestly, I shoot a skit like once a week.
Okay.
And then the rest of the week, my day-to-day is being, like I said, I'm laying, watching cats chase mice around the house. You know what I mean? I swear, you gave me—
You don't helping right now.
I be chilling, girl. Nah, I kind of—
And I wake up and then just like a balance, like another $10,000 that dropped in my account.
Oh yeah, that's true. I don't want to brag, but—
Daily.
Daily, daily. Nah, I think you wake up in the morning. I think the most important thing that I try to do is separate myself from what I post online and my real life. Because sometimes you can get inflated with the compliments and than the persona. So I try to make sure I'm present for the people that love me and who I love. So I try to just turn my phone off and then I just go outside. A lot of people don't go outside. I go outside and no security in LA.
Do you go to the beach in LA?
I go everywhere. I'm from LA.
Do you know that a lot of people who live in LA have never been to the beach?
I know. Yeah, yeah, I know.
It's the most mind-blowing thing to me ever.
Yeah, because you, You can, you hear about the beach, right? You know, but the beach is so expensive. Imagine, why are they charging $40 to park for God's creation? And then when you get there, it's like, okay, everybody's there. Then they have fruit if you get hungry. That's like the beach food. Any restaurants on the beach, they're taxing you. I don't wanna go to the beach. No, you gotta set up. Then you go there, you set up. Sometimes people wanna get away, or whatever, ride bikes, renting a bike, $35 an hour. Who wants to ride a bike? So the beach, the beach is expensive. That's what I'm saying. Like, you can't just walk and go to the beach. You got to pay.
No, you can park somewhere far. Like, if you go to Venice Beach and you walk there.
And look at you. So you park somewhere far and then you walk there. And therefore we get to the beach, you lay down. Do you have a blanket? No.
You usually bring it with you and you bring some fruit and you bring water. See, maybe I'm an immigrant, so I'm probably a little bit different. Every time I go to LA,. But I have like, I have my favorite parts of like Malibu Beach, and I know that to park there is $8. So I'll go there. I don't know about the after the fires. I haven't been there after the fires, but I'll just go there and I'll bring a towel or bring a bottle of water, fruit, whatever I need, sunscreen, and I'll just lay down and I'll go swim. Same with Miami.
Wait, you don't swim? You don't swim when you go to the beach?
I absolutely go in the water.
You're the only one in there?
I don't know if I'm the only one. I'm the only one.
You might be the only one.
And I'm swimming and I'm swimming far. Like, I love to be in the ocean. It's like such a grounding experience.
That water is nasty and cold.
In LA?
In LA.
LA has one of the best beaches.
Don't say that. Don't lie to this— talk less. You're lying right now. You're lying right now. LA is one of the nastiest beaches. No, Miami is beautiful.
I mean, Miami is beautiful.
You got to go to Passion— you got to go way up north to like— you got to go to Pass—
Newport or Huntington. You go to Manhattan Beach too. Manhattan is very nice.
Dirty Manhattan. I used to stay in Torrance. Nasty. You don't know.
Yeah, don't listen to him. Just go to the— Santa Monica is disgusting right now. I'm not gonna lie, that it just smells like pee everywhere.
So listen, yes, Doc Waller, um, to people, I don't know if you're— how big your fan base is, but you all over the world. If you go to LA, if you go to Doc Waller, Santa Monica, um, Venice, Venice, uh, it's another one. Um, Manhattan. Um, what's that beach, uh, in Culver City? I mean, past Santa Monica is, uh, we went over there with the dog. El Matador. Nasty. Don't get in the water.
I mean, that's why you go down to Laguna, you go down to Huntington, just get out of the city and then go down there.
But I'm saying, yeah, but you're going to places where you might not think— look, go to OC. So you know you're in OC now.
Yeah.
So OC is just kind of like, there is so beautiful is— yeah, I get it.
But that's what I'm saying, like, if I lived there— when I lived in San Francisco, I would go to San Francisco Beach all the time, and like, I would drive there for 45 minutes. But because to me it's like, man, the fact that you have an ocean at your— at 45-minute drive, that's a blessing.
Yeah, you don't really— I guess you don't really kind of really realize it until you go to other places.
Until I moved to Atlanta, and I'm like— but I was still always, you know, going to the beach. I moved to Atlanta, now I'm like, the closest one is Miami, or You know, Florida.
What do you have out in Atlanta? Lakes?
Yeah, we have Lake Lanier. You don't want to go there. There's like a whole dead city underneath.
So yeah, I mean, his body is in the ocean as well, so you don't go there. I'm swimming, then you see a dead body come up. Now you, oh my God. Yeah, don't go to— don't swim in Malibu anymore.
I don't think that that's how it works.
Okay, cool. All right, all right, let's—
okay, let's talk about your TikTok dating show, because let's talk about it. You did this whole thing yesterday on the stage. Yeah, with the crowd. Yeah, and you pulled 3 people. We kind of left at the very—
like, I left. I'm be honest with you, I left mentally. Go ahead.
The fact that you don't drink Red Bull and you were able to pull through and how tired you were.
So tired.
Just like looking in his eyes, like, he is like— you could tell this person is half asleep.
I was like, start the show, start the show.
And you try to laugh just so you can like— from crying. And I, and I could tell like you kind of started slurring some words Yeah, because like, you, you're the first show, you gave me the first, first show you did the joke, but the second one, I'm like, that's how much work this is.
Yeah.
And you have to stay witty and you have to stay like funny and you have to like engage with the crowd. But so you have this TikTok dating show that you started, apparently, allegedly. I heard from a little birdie that after you talked to me in Miami, you started the show.
Yeah, I did.
So do I take the credit?
You kind of, you kind of Did I solidify the fact? You did. Okay, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, you, Malicia, and I have to shout out, I got credit where credit is due, Ben the Don. Okay, I met, uh, Ben the Don, uh, uh, he's a streamer, he's very funny. I met him in LA, okay, and he broke down like how much these streamers are getting. He started talking about the Discord, he started talking about everything that you told me So I was like, damn. So all I need is, I'm not a person that kind of like leave money on the table. You tell me to do something, I'm gonna do it. So in that Miami thing, I was like, all right, bet. And then after being to Don, I kind of like started doing this TikTok dating livestream show.
What is it about, how did that idea come to you?
I was, for one, I used to do auditions like on Instagram. It was all dudes. And I just kind of like have like motion auditions. And it get tiring after a while. It's just so tiring. And Instagram has all these restrictions.
Right.
So I don't really feel like— and I did it once a week and people would be anticipating like, oh, come on. I had like 400 people, 500 people in there max.
And that's a lot for a live, by the way.
Like, because IG Live, hell yeah.
That's a lot of people. Don't understand, like, it don't matter how many followers you have, if you can have like a retention of 500 people on your live, that's a lot.
A lot of people on IG Live.
On IG Live, it's a lot.
And I'm talking about staying there.
Yeah, yeah.
And then I have— and of course it grows because they'll have— they'll bring their fans, the people that they follow. But I do it for 2 hours, and I remember I'm drained, and I'll try to sell tickets. And one time we were in Miami, we were stuck, and that conversation, you and Ben and Don, I said, let me just create something. Let me just go ahead and do like a dating show and bring it over here because I'm a great host. So, but I didn't know I was gonna roast them. I just thought like, you know, like how you said it's dating in 2026 is like terrible, it's treacherous.
Yeah.
Right? So let me just try to speak from the guy's POV. So I had an all-guys panel and I was like, oh, ugh, right? So I switched that. I was like, man, there's a lot of ugly dudes out here. So I did an all-women's panel and they were telling me, like, it just started being funny. But then they started doing the double standards. They was like, all right, well, who, how many kids do you have? They'll probably have a kid. I was like, would you date a man with kids? She was like, I don't know. I was like, you have one. Oh my God. So, and then that right there, I just try to make sure people are humble, right, on this TikTok. Like, come on, I don't want people to live in an imagination world. Yeah, I want you to be real with yourself. Yeah, you're on TikTok.
Just because somebody says that, like, I'm not gonna date somebody with a, with a child, it doesn't mean that it can apply to you. Because, you know, like, I can say that I don't have any children.
You don't have any kids, you can say that.
But also, I will never say that, because if you have a child, you have a child. That's your choice from the past. Yeah, I'm okay with it because, like, that's, that's what comes with you as a person.
Okay, imagine you meet— you and I— I don't have kids, right? I'm a guy, I'm a bachelor, and you have a child, and you say, I don't date a man with kids, right? But you have a carry-on. So why— why exactly? So why am I responsible for you and your child? And then you're talking about, uh, I don't date a man with kids. So you mean someone that doesn't have kids, but you, you have a kid and you have that baby daddy drama that I have to deal with? You talking about that's what you prefer? Come on. What kind of reality do you live in? So I tend, I didn't know it was such a struggle for men and women. So I just like, you know what, let me create a show that we're gonna be realistic here. Over here is realism. I don't fake it, I don't sugarcoat it. I tell exactly what you look like to me. I tell you exactly how you, how shit is gonna be over here. And I'm trying to, at the end of the day, I want you to find love. 100%. And then here's the thing, this dope thing about it, If you and the person that you match with, uh, y'all go out on a real date, I will pay. I will pay for the date.
Really?
That's how dope it is. Yeah, I will pay for the date.
How many dates have you paid for?
Well, nobody.
Damn, Malik, you're not doing a good job.
Well, nobody's trying to be real. Okay, so I find a match, and then afterwards I was like, oh bro, how did she— what, man, she bullshitting. Like, also, what's she tripping about, man? She found out I was married. I was like, why is she— why is she— goddamn, women know that. Why are you going to dig? Goddamn, that man had a whole family.
Why wouldn't you tell her you married?
It's none of her business right now. We getting to know each other. Let that be on the third date. Like, look, I got a little situation at home. Don't worry about it. You know what I mean? A little situation. Nothing you should worry about. It's not gonna come in between us. You're right. So anyway, but you going to Snoop now is insane. But you know, I try to make sure it's real as You know, realistic as possible. That's my TikTok dating show. And it's been— I took with Motion Auditions that I had 500,000 to over here, and it's 3,000 people. I do it at like night hours because I'm on tour. So I get on at like 12 AM and I go to like 3 AM, 4 AM, and people will watch me in the work shift. And to the point where they're like, man, this is my entertainment, I love it. And I'm selling tickets and it's growing rapidly. And I think it's the funniest TikTok dating show right now, currently.
I love it.
You gotta get on, Lesya.
I'm gonna get on it. You know, 'cause like, I don't wanna date right now, but I feel like that's such a fun experience.
Yes.
'Cause I'm the same way. I'm a straight shooter. I'm gonna tell you how it is. I'm gonna be like, you ugly, I'm sorry. But if you got money, maybe we can talk now. Okay.
Hey. And they come on there and say that. You're realistic. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Modern day podcast. That's what I'm trying to promote. I'm trying to promote— let's just get over— let's— I'm, I'm just trying to tell you, cut through the fluff. Yeah, cut through the fluff. Don't go looking. Enjoy each other's time. You know what you bring to the table, I know what I bring to the table. Boom, let's match.
Do you ask that question, what do you bring to the table?
No, I ask them, do you listen? Because a lot of women don't listen.
Yeah, that's true.
So therefore— and a lot of men want women to listen, okay? We don't want you to snoop, want you to listen to me. Listen what comes out of my mouth. Why are you looking at my family pictures? You know what I mean? Nobody told you to go on my IG and see me with my child and my wife. Nobody told you to do that. Listen to me. I tell you what it is. You see what I'm saying? So that's why I'm just, I'm trying to tell. I always ask women, do they listen? And they say yes, and they go snooping, and they come back next day, what happened with you and old boy? He was married.
Okay, and?
You know what I mean? They just like, well, Mal, you didn't tell me I was You didn't say that. I asked you, what kind of men do you want? And she always asks a woman, well, I want a man over 6 foot, God-fearing man, man that doesn't have any kids or just one child, a man that's make over 6 figures, a man that's gonna love me unconditionally and date with intentions. You never say you didn't want a married man.
Damn.
Think about it.
You're that specific.
You gotta be that specific.
That specific.
Because I'm gonna bring you that man, but you gotta tell me, What are the restrictions? You can't be mad that I brought you that to him and then he married. He's like, ah, Malik, you played me. You didn't say you didn't want a man that's not married. You didn't say that.
So if I say I want an MBJ and you'd be like, Michael B. Jordan? Yeah, Michael B. Jordan.
All right, I can get you MBJJ or some shit.
MJB. The one from Cameroon?
Cameroon, yeah, right here. I get you over there a Nigerian Michael B. Jordan.
The one that lied about where he's at.
You're goddamn right. I was like, come on, look at me. Let's be honest. That was hilarious.
I'm in Ohio.
I'm in Ohio. Why would you lie?
And he said some other word, like it was not in Ohio.
I was like, let's be honest. Look at that apartment. I'm not, I'm in Cameroon. I know so damn well you in Cameroon. But hey, you know, that's how much people love the show. They want to just get on it. You can lie. You can be anybody online. That's what makes it so much fun.
That's like The Circle on Netflix.
Netflix.
You know you can catfish there. Yeah, so The Circle is like—
yes, I watched that show. That's a dope-ass show.
Yeah, it is.
I'm so mad at the season 3 winner. Ugh, that's my game. No, no, The Circle of the— so it's called Social or something like that, when they gotta do— they play for these games. Um, it's like they stay in this bedroom and they use the picture, like, be— they create their profile.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's The Circle.
It's called The Circle.
Okay, got you, got you. Yeah, that's my Yeah, I used to watch it. I haven't watched it, but that's like basically similar. But like, I feel like your idea is really cool, and I feel like this is what I'm learning too with like doing content and doing the podcast. People are really like transitioning towards comedy. Nobody really wants to sit here and talk about relationships anymore. Like, it's such a washed up content at this point. Yeah, like everybody knows, okay, men don't want one woman, okay, fine. You know, we can't really discuss that whole thing anymore. You know, if I, if I were to, to sit here and like talk about interracial dating, like everybody's like, why are you only talking about racially. I'm not— that's not the only thing I'm talking about.
But no, you're not.
People want to laugh, like, people want to, like, people want to just, like, they wanted to, like, get through their day.
Well, I think that it's the nuance. Like, a lot of people, these— when they talk about, man, you need a man like this, or you need a woman like this, they're like, what do you have? You know, like, uh, it's just all these relationship podcasts. I'm so sick of them. I can't stand them. I'm like, man, just, bro, like you who likes you back. That's my major thing about it. A lot of guys, you can see on the panel, they go for the most attractive woman. I'm like, bro, the girl that's some— that's going to be dope and for a good time is right there in the middle section. Don't go for looks, go for personality, go for the what she's saying. They want to go for above and above. I want to go like, bro, that's high maintenance. Why go for that? You don't— look at you, would you get that in real life off? No, you wouldn't. Go for the woman that likes you and likes you back. That's all. That's my major thing. Like, a lot of these women don't like men back. They can act like they like— they like what they— what the man comes with. They don't like him as a person.
Yeah.
So I try to make sure that men know that on my relationship dating show. It's all entertainment, and I'm gonna clown you, but at the same time, when you walk away with this, you know, I just say thumbs up or thumbs down. These women be putting their thumbs down so fast, I was like, it hurt, don't it? It hurt. It hurt. Rejected right there. Yep. We could take rejection, but you didn't have to do that because you went for the Ferrari right there. The Benz right there is— yeah, so what is it, 2010? It's still a Benz. You gonna have— you can ride it. Have fun with the Benz. Don't go for the Ferrari.
Have you heard about that, um, that concept of a husband shop? So it's like, yeah, so it's like, um, it's basically like It's like a story of a woman going to a husband store because she wants to have a husband. So she walks on the first floor and they say, well, you know, the husband is— he's 6 feet tall, you know, he's a plumber, so he has a consistent job.
Yeah.
And, you know, like, he likes to wear clothes from H&M. She's like, yeah, I don't know. Well, if you go on the second floor, you know, you can check out, maybe there's going to be a better husband. And then she goes on the second floor and then the husband, like, you know, he's 6 feet tall. Now he actually, he has a tech job, you know, he dresses like in nice suits and he also likes to drive like, you know, a nice car. So he drives like a Lexus, you know, she's like, ah, maybe, maybe, but I want something more. So she goes on the third floor and she's like, okay, there is like this husband who is 6'5", you know, he is athletic, he drives a really nice car, he dresses really well. He has like super, super nice job, a bunch of business. She's like, I feel like I can do better than that. So she goes on the 5th floor and they go, what you're looking for does not exist. That's basically the concept because it's like she has all these options and she's like, I don't want it because I feel like there's a better one.
It's never good.
And it doesn't exist because— and so like basically it was like you played yourself. I'm sure like there's like a different, you know, there's different, but it's basically just different characters of a person that you can have or like what the person has. And, um, and you know, like a person is loving and loyal, blah, blah, blah. And then she's like, no, it's still not enough. It's still not enough. It's still not enough. It's still not enough. But I feel like it applies to both men and women.
Of course.
Yes, of course. We want more. We want more. We want more.
I don't think that— I don't like when you look for that. I don't like that because in relationships, it's not going to last long. Right. Relationships, you're supposed to outlove each other. Right? That's, uh, I think a man wants— our love language is respect. Right? If you respect a man, therefore I will love you. You know, just bring me peace. And then women, our love, your love language is when your wants and needs become my everyday. Like, I love that. It was a, it was a, in a book, in the Mayans, it was like the husband came home and it was a wife with long hair. And she said, oh my God, I need a new brush for my hair. She asked her husband, do you have enough money to make? He was like, I'm sorry. My watch broke. I have to get this for my job. If my watch doesn't work, I can't eat, I can't provide for the family. So she had long beautiful hair. She's like, oh man, I just needed a brush. She couldn't get it right. So the guy goes to the shop for the watch and tries to get it fixed. So when he come home, uh, he was like, you know what, I'm not gonna get it fixed. I'm gonna get a brush from my wife. He— so he didn't get his watch fixed. He a brush for his wife. He comes back home, his wife shaved her head. He was like, why did you shave her, shave your head? He was like, I shaved my head to sell my hair. It's 'cause I wanted you to get this watch. That's how much I love you. They, so the couples is out loving each other. You know, she shaved his head 'cause he needed a watch. He needed a watch. He was like, damn, man, my wife needed a brush. They're out loving each other. Oh, that is everlasting. So if you looking for, I want a man this, I want a man that. Like, what's the realistic? He's not gonna have all that. You gotta deal with— you gotta compromise and deal with a person. And like I said, like who likes you back, and then you can always deal with that, and you'll have real everlasting love. Damn, I'm good at this shit.
You're so good at it. I mean, damn, it leads me to asking about your relationship.
Oh, she's right there, my babinger, my babinger, or whatever you want to call my day-to-day, my day one, whatever.
Yeah. So when are you gonna pop the question, girl?
Oh, Les, you gotta— oh shit, hey, where's the commercial? Yeah, go ahead, Bert. Go ahead, brother. What the hell?
No, no, you just did the beautiful speech. Respect, respect.
It's coming, it's coming. We already talked about it. It's coming, it's coming. Yeah, it's coming.
Yeah. Okay, so it's on the table.
It's a— no, it's on the table. Definitely, it's on the table. She's at the table. We just gotta— you know how you at the restaurant and you gotta figure out, all right, they're gonna bring the food out? That's where we at. Like, okay, we're waiting for the food. So the table's already there.
But is there a right moment?
What you mean? Is the right moment for what?
For like the proposal.
Uh, well, she's different. She doesn't want to be proposed to like where everyone— I'm more of a person where I need the whole world to see this. So I probably kind of, yeah.
Are you serious?
Yeah. She's very private. I'm more of like, hold on, girl. We gonna, I'm gonna go to like on the 50-yard line at the Rams game in a Super Bowl and I'm gonna just drop to you. And she's like, I wish you would.
Are you being real right now?
That's what you do? I'm serious.
I'm serious about it. So that's the type of length you would go for?
Yeah. Yeah. And she's like, man, you could be like just a couple people. And I'm like, nah, I want the— I'm more of like an extravagant kind of guy. She's like, I don't need all that.
But do you want your relationship to be public or no?
Like, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Would you want to post her?
Post her?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, but hold on, she's very— she's so private that I know.
But like, if like, let's say she wasn't, you would post your girl on, on Instagram?
Yeah, I don't have any problem. Yeah. And then the thing about it, I think guys are trying to hide girl, anything like that, when you post your girl, more women are going to come. Did you ever know? Did you notice that?
I know that. I know that more women flirt with you. That's, that's the crazy concept.
Because women want what they can't have.
Exactly. But sometimes you play along with it. I'm gonna slap you.
Yeah. Oh yeah, no, no, I'll just play around with it. Yeah, of course. Because at the same time, you want the— it's the imagination. You, you want Michael B. Jordan even if he had a girlfriend.
No, no, no, no. When he had Lori, I was like, me, you know, nah, you cover that picture.
Yeah, that shit kept up. He still had his No shirt on. You know what I mean? It's just like the fashion. And at the same time, it's just like, okay, it's always going to be women, women, women, women. But they come with different problems. You don't want that. You just want your woman.
I think there's a difference, right? Because like, you know, I did watch some of your interviews and I did see some people, you know, heavily flirting with you, right?
They always try to do that.
Obviously. And it's one thing, but I feel like when you know, as a woman, you know, okay, like You can admire but don't touch, or like, don't try to like infiltrate and like try to promote that whole flirting and all that, because like, that's doing a little much, you know? I feel like you can have a conversation with somebody who you find attractive without flirting with them.
But women, women, women find me attractive, and it's the brand, I guess. I think that like, even when they come on a dating show, they was like, okay, it's a whole single, and I'm like, I'm off the table. And people who know me rock talk with me. They're like, all right, cool, Malik. And as much as I do the toxic content and things like that— oh, he cheats— and all that, women still will come. Still, still will come. So that's what I'm trying to tell you. Women do not know what they want. And a perfect example. So, um, but I say that to say that— I say all to say that I'm more of a public kind of guy. She's more of a private kind of person. So when the proposal is, it'll at the Laker game when Luka scored 87. I'm like, oh shit, it's perfect. Look, I had the ring on me. I ain't know this is— 'Cause I remember the day I proposed. That's a great wedding anniversary. He dropped 87, I proposed to you. So I just like those kind of things.
And then Bam goes and does 90 and you'd be like, damn.
Yeah, I'm like, damn, I should have waited. You wanna propose on a monumental day, you know? So, so you never forget your wedding anniversary. That's how I think about it.
Okay, but so do you want to, like, as far as the marriage, do you want to stay engaged for a certain time or you just want to go get married?
God, oh shit, wait, what's the difference?
Well, you know, some people want to stay engaged for years and then like get ready for their wedding and then like, but like, you know, some people just go to the courthouse and get married and then the wedding.
That's kind of, that's, yeah, it's Same thing. I'd rather courthouse just get married. I want the proposal great, the marriage, you know, the wedding. I think weddings are— is not a guarantee, right? Right. Uh, that's why a lot of people— I don't really go big on, go hard on weddings because you spend all that money and then, you know, I've been around where I had a dope-ass wedding and they're divorced. So it's like not a guarantee, you know. And, uh, funerals are guarantees. I give you those gifts, but Why would you go there? You know, I'm just trying to tell you. So I think I shouldn't be, I like the, I want the proposal to be big, the wedding courthouse. She's cool with that.
I assume so. I would think so.
Yeah, but no, she doesn't want a big proposal. Extravagant proposal. You know, she just want it, you know, private. And that's the kind of person you want anyway.
How'd you guys meet?
A mutual friend.
Really?
Yeah.
And you just fell in love right away?
I ain't fall in love right away. There's some things that she had to kind of like, you know, I had to coach her. Whoa, whoa, take me through that.
What coaching did you do?
Culture, the host, come on. You know, type shit. You know, this is how you should love me. You know, hey fellas. Yeah. You gotta train them how to love you. That's what I'm saying. But I knew she liked me back. So I knew she was gonna listen. See what I'm saying? That's why I asked you, do you listen? He was like, I listen. I was like, okay, cool. We'll see. You know? And she was one of those listeners that kind of listened. So congratulations. Now she know I love me.
Congratulations.
Yeah, congratulations. Thank you. Let me know when I'm, when I'm saying something ignorant. Let me know, I'll stop. Appreciate you.
I don't know.
Yeah.
So, so how did you love her? Because it's the mutual, right? You just told me the Mayan thing, so like it's got to go both ways.
Yeah.
So how did you— if she was listening.
Yeah.
So I assume she wasn't talking.
Yeah.
So how did you learn to love her?
She said a couple things that I had to pay attention to, but it was cool. You know, loving me is loving, is like her love language, if in a sense, you know. And sometimes when she get, I always tell fellas when they, she'll start acting out in public. They act out in public, you discipline them in private. You know what I mean? Now it's good. It's nothing that is kind of, disrespectful, we on the same accord. So yeah.
Oh, I assume it's a fun, it's a fun little life out there.
Oh yeah, it's love. Yeah, 1,000%.
Yeah. How does she deal with your jokes?
She's a jokester actually. You know what I mean? She's funny, but she knows it's just all, we joke all the time. Nothing really too serious. You know what I mean? 'Cause that keeps me, you know, sharp and playful. Because anything that's too serious, it's like, oh my God. Why is this serious? We have serious conversations, but majority of it is just like laughing, you know, high spirit, good energy. And yeah, you want that around. You want a woman. I always tell dudes, keep all women around you. Women wanna see you win. Dudes just wanna see you do good enough. They don't wanna see better than them. So women are gonna push you. So she pushes me to, you know, the best of my ability. Sometimes she's like, hey, you should come home to your girl. She, you know, offer advice. So yeah.
I think she grounds you really well.
Well, yeah, yeah. You need grounding sometimes.
Yeah.
She humbles me. 'Cause in the real world they're like, bro, I love your shit. And you walk in and I go outside, no security, just do my own thing. And I'm personable. But sometimes she'll just come back home like, hey boy, you take the trash out. I'm like, hold on. Hey, love me. Listen to me. Like I know you can.
While you carrying that trash outside.
As long as she listen. Okay. As long as I don't give a shit if I'm carrying the a trash bag. She listened to me. So yeah, that's cool. Yeah, she keeps me grounded.
Yeah. And I think like, 'cause I remember when, you know, you called me back, you're like, yo, I'm so tired. Let's do it tomorrow.
Oh my God. She said that. She was like, don't over— I'm the type of person that will push my body to the most, the max. And she was like, nah, I think you need to do it tomorrow. We're here all day. I was like, all right. Yeah. I'll listen to her. So yeah.
Where's that coming from? Is it like from you being an athlete or where is that hunger coming from?
Man, just like, I don't know, the discipline. My pops, I have both parents in my life. My pops and my mom and dad, they're still married. Been married for like 38 years. And appreciate you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was so cute. Your dad was like, "I'm about to go call your mom." And he was on the phone with your mom like somewhere in the corner. It was so cute. Yeah.
My mom is, she's funny. That's my mom. She, you know, just having that relationship dynamic that, and I saw how The discipline my pops came, he'll work, come home every day, still have enough time to deal with children, deal with us. And I was, you know, I was always doing something. I was a bad kid and I had 3 sisters. So him to deal with that working all day and then coming home and still have like time for his family, that I admired that. That's the discipline. He never really, he'll go to bed late, go to bed in the morning. He's up before everyone, 5 o'clock, 6 o'clock. So that militant, that structure kind of like instilled into me what I'm like, all right, let me just do this. I just gotta get up. I was tired. I stayed 2 shows and I made sure I had to do the live last night for 3 hours. She, my, I was, she was knocked out. I went to bed at 5:30. Boom. In the morning I was up. I knew I had to do a podcast.
Yeah.
Yeah. That's what we do every day. It's just like something we talk about every day. So when she was like, I think you need to rest. I'm like, I rest. And you got no problem with it? Yeah, we do it.
That's crazy. Yeah, I mean, I'm the same way though. That's why I'm like, I can relate to you so much. It's just I'm not, you know, I can still walk out without security. It's good, it's fine.
Yeah, there's like, I saw, yeah, the guys in valet, they was like, hey, hey, who you here to see? I'm like, goddamn. Yeah, you didn't want to get out that car. Hey, hey, I know her, I know her. I'm like, Les, goddamn.
I mean, Atlanta is such a cool place because people would just be like But you stand out though. Yeah, but they see me and I guess like they see me like, oh my God, I just watched the show. Oh my God, I just watched the podcast. So it's like, it's something that I've always like, I'm just proud of it. Like to me, it's like, I will always walk out. Like I will talk to those people, you know, if they want to take a picture, I'll take a picture with them. Cause like to me, it's like, I always say, if you know, I produce this, this is, this is something that I put out.
So dope.
They take time of their day to watch me. Correct. Whether it takes them through the work shift or whatever it is, it's like, I appreciate you guys doing that because that's what you keep me in business. Like, you keep me doing what I love to do. And so, you know, to me it's very special.
So like the least I can do is, you know, you have great guests on. Yeah. Like I said, you got Carlos Miller, you got Cam, you have myself, you have future great, great guests. So I just think that everything you're working for, you deserve it. And it's, it's a, and I'll also, please watch my episode because if you don't have any views, she'll delete that shit in a minute. So guys, let's watch. We need to run the numbers up. Yeah, she's dope. But at the same time, you better produce. Guys, make that a clip. We gonna clip that shit. Hey guys, watch this shit now, okay? And tell a friend. 'Cause man, hey, you want me to stay on it? You wanna hear about me? Please watch this shit. 'Cause you know she'll delete this shit. Like, hold on, it's fucking up my algorithm. She'll say some stupid shit like that. Anyway.
I would never do that.
No, that's all good. Run it up, please, guys. And honestly, I want you to delete it. If you don't get any views, hey, y'all, the crowd has spoken. And, uh, just take me off.
Wait, what do you— so has it ever happened with you that, like, you put out a skit there and it just tanks?
Uh, shit, early on, yeah. Hell yeah.
How did you even gain this whole following?
Because it's like, um, how I got— well, I think that I was just doing things that I love, like, organically. I just, like, me and my man G King, my my friend Sparkle, she was just like, we'll just call each other. And it was kind of like, hey, you should do this. And we'll just do it every day. Or like off of real life experiences, I can have a conversation and I'm like, oh, that's a skit. And we just always think of skit. We just film. And then back then we thought viral was 100,000 views. We used to be so lit. We're like, oh bro, I got 100K, I went viral. Then, you know, and then WorldStar and I started growing and people started growing it. 'Cause they didn't really see this before from a guy that's like 6'2", you know, from LA, you know, handsome. And I was just doing certain things where people can relate to. And they were like, oh shit, it's kind of cold. So they kind of like, you know, organically started getting in and following what I did. So I did skits all the time, but they thought they didn't get, you know, they didn't really get to know me. Me. I don't really put out things that like, hey guys, I'm gonna be here. Or I was just always a skit person. You didn't get to know me. So when people just see me for the skits, they're like, oh, that's him. They know me for the skits. And that's why you see people come to the show and just shout shit out. But then other things, other avenues created like my peers, like KevOnStage gave me an avenue where I can do safe space and people say, oh, he's funny in that. And then, you know, the standup. So, and Kevin Hart gave me Hulu. So just certain areas where—
Crazy.
Yeah, yeah, I know. Just certain areas where people just kind of like, hey, I like what you doing. Let's see, show other ways that you can have humor and optimize off that and just see where, you know, where it can take you.
How did that work? Like you just got a call and you were like—
Got a call. Oh, with Kevin Hart? Oh, got a call from my old manager. He was like, yo Kev, "We got opportunity to shoot for LOL special in Vegas and for a lot of money." I was like, "Who?" He's like, "Kevin Hart." I was like, "For real?" And I remember Spank Horden in Vegas. I didn't, even when I shot it, Kev wasn't there. I didn't meet Kev even with like sound check, pre-production. They was going over the outfits. It was like 2 days before I shot it.
Was the audience there too or no?
No, no, no. So the audience was there. But before you shoot a special, you gotta do pre-production. You gotta do soundcheck like a day before. Then you gotta see what outfit you wanna wear, all that. So I was in Vegas for like 3 days before I shot my special. So Kev, I didn't even see him. And it was like Kevin Hart weekend. Heartbeat weekend. And I was like, okay, he's definitely gonna be here on the days we film. 'Cause it was a, his TV show, Fight Night came out on Peacock. It didn't come out on Peacock, but he was premiering it. At the same kind of hotel we were at. Okay. I shot my special. I was like, Kev wasn't there? I did a great job. I was like, where the fuck is Kev? And nothing. Then he walks in at the Peacock event. I was like, oh, he probably don't know me. Then I see Spank Horton at a club with my homie Trevor Jackson. I'm chilling, I'm chopping it up. Spank Horton like, you ever met Kev? I was like, nah, nah, nah, man. You know, I did this special. He was like, oh yeah, oh yeah, we know about it. I said, okay, cool. He was like, I'm about to introduce you. And then Kev, he was talking to his homie's wife and he was like, "Oh boy, stay right here, stay right here." I was like, "Oh shit." And then I was like, "What happened?" And then first thing he said was, "Who hurt you?" I was like, "What?" "Nah, I see your skits. Who hurt you?" I love that. "Did she see it? Did she see it?" I was like, "Wait, what?" And we started laughing and then we just had a conversation. I was like, "Bro, I didn't even know you knew who I was." He was like, "Bro, wait, what?" I was like, "Bro, I see your shit all the time." And he told me about the guy. He was like, "This is my guy." to point out who is the next up. And I was like, oh shit, I met him. And we had a great conversation. And he's like, you ever need me, let me know. And gave me his number. And I, you know, it's kind of people, I was like, I'm never texting him.
Why not?
I'm never texting him.
If I had Kevin Hart's number, I would like, literally I would try to just get as much information as possible.
Nah, you don't want to, these guys are so busy and you don't wanna seem like, like Jamie Foxx. Jamie Foxx. I just met Jamie Foxx. Right? Jamie Foxx gave me a dope video, shout out. Number, never hit him. Hey, this Malik B. I never hit him. Never hit him. These kind of people gotta reach out to you.
Oh, maybe I'm different.
See, like, oh, you're a woman.
I get, yeah, maybe I think that's what I thought about, like, now maybe because I'm a woman, so it's a little bit of a different— because I can just be like, hey, like, how you been? Just checking in on you. Yeah, because that's how I keep connection with, like, very like some people that I didn't even know. The one I told you in the car about that's coming on the show. Yeah, I didn't even know that. Like, literally, she was like, check— she would text me, she'd be like, hey, just checking in on you, how are you doing? For 3 years, that's the conversation we had. And now, like, I'm like, oh, okay, I can go and ask those people to come on the show. And like, now it's like a network connection that we're building, and now it's more personal than just like, hey, you put money in my pocket, you give me a special, you did this and this. Like Now I actually, you know, I just want to like— I mean, it's like touching— it's like if God was in front of you, wouldn't you talk to God?
I know it's true, but I gotta understand the level. Like, okay, if you're on that certain level, you can kind of conversate with them. Like, you know what I mean? Like Michael B. Jordan.
But he chose you.
Listen to me, listen to me. I understand this industry. Yeah, you know, it's Hollywood talk. Let's be honest with you. I'm Atlanta holla, whatever.
Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, give me the game so I don't I don't mess up. I don't text Kevin Hart. Yeah, checking in on you.
Like, his wife, Nico, like, who the fuck is Les? Who is she?
Yeah, he met me though. Yeah, I almost ran him over with the kettlebell in the gym. Oh wow, I almost knocked him over because he's like, you know, he's like, yeah, I know, I know, yeah. But he's so funny. He's like, his energy is amazing. He's the chillest, the dopest guy ever. Yeah, honestly. And Spank Horton, just met him the other day.
Cool as fuck. Oh my God, thank you. It's hilarious.
First of all, and he was like, oh damn, you almost got me height-wise. I was like, nah, ass, Spank. He's still taller.
Spank is funny, bro. Spank is a— yeah, I fuck with Spank.
He's coming on too in May, as he should.
Yeah, he has a dope podcast that he let me— like, Spank is like such a real, authentic, genuine guy. That's my guy. Um, but yeah, I think that, you know, it's different kind of like playing fields. Like, you just gotta keep that in your pocket. So when, as they see you ascend, they'll reach out to you, and it's kind of like you made it. It's like, okay, is that getting the numbers, like, I see you. And then when they reach out to you, you in a different level. Like, now you kind of like, you know, cooking.
Yeah.
Even though I'm doing my thing, it's like, okay, I know where I need to be. I got a long way, a long time.
But I see you as like, that's that. I think that I said it to somebody yesterday. I was like, I see you. I think the girl that I was with, Sasha, I said that I see you as like the next Kim and Hard.
Wow.
Like, I see you on that level because you got to understand the way that you can work the crowd at those shows. And again, like, You know, you don't have to— you can just come, come on the stage and just collect your check and then just walk out. Yeah, but you take time to engage, and it's not just like in a— you might ask the same question every show, but you're always gonna work in a different way, even if you're tired, even if like it don't matter. It's just the professionalism that you have in the industry, like the same way as Kevin Hart, because it's like, I feel like it's just that's who he is. Like, I don't know him as a person, I've interacted with him for 5 minutes, and just the way that like he knew nothing about me. We were just working out next to each other in the same gym. That's what it was. I was taking a picture in the, in the mirror and he was hyping me up, like that kind of vibe, you know, like just because he could have been like with security around him and he could have just been like in his own world, like, but he was with people. And you were the same way, you with people. And I feel like that's what's going to take you far.
People give you energy.
Yeah.
And I think that, uh, just to piggyback off what you said That's a huge compliment, by the way. But I don't cheat the game. You know, a lot of people like, you wanna collect a check. Like even before I was going on to Atlanta show and I'm so tired, I killed DC, I killed Virginia Beach, I killed like all the, they gave, they had my energy up top. I get a DM like, bro, I'm going to your show. I got my tomatoes ready.
Tomatoes?
My tomato. I'm about to throw. People say that like, because you guys saying they don't know me from standup, they know me for skits. So let me just see what's going on. So his skits are funny, but standup is very different. So therefore, a lot of skit comedians kind of messed up our sagittarius, our, our, our— yeah, you're professional. Yeah, yeah, that they don't think you're good at it. Exactly. So therefore, he was like, I'll go see you for $35, but man, if I don't laugh, this is my last time seeing you. You see what I'm saying? So it's like, it's like, I, I— it's not a fair shake, but I love it because I surprise them because I'm like, oh, he is funny. So I go there and it's not like, hey, I wanna laugh. It's like, he better be. It's like I deal with the better be crowd. You know what I do with white people? I'm like, he's funny, right? And I'm like, okay, cool. I'm gonna laugh at it. I'm gonna laugh at it 'cause I'm having, I'm enjoying the crowd. I go in there and these arms folded, hey, you better be funny. I'm like, the better be crowd here? So I have my better be jokes because now you see 'em loosen up and you talk about like, okay, He funny, he got it. And that's what I do as far as like dealing with that crowd.
Yeah. Yeah, 'cause I can only imagine like with the, you know, like—
Heavy footsteps. We hear you walking out. Where you going? Okay, got it. Heavy trying to sneak out on them big-ass feet. Go ahead.
You see how protective he is of his woman?
Nah, I was just trying to see. She trying to sneak out. What's going on?
She's not going nowhere. Yeah, nah, nah.
I was just making sure she good.
No, but I think that's like something that I was so taken aback by too, because I was like, I don't care what it is, I'm going to come to your show. I was going to go to your show in Miami, but just like timing-wise didn't work out.
Miami was a great show.
Yeah. So like, but just even seeing two shows in Atlanta and seeing the two different shows, and I was just like, damn, like, because I didn't even think that you could be, you know, because I go to comedy shows a lot lately especially, and I'm going to be honest with you, I have not laughed the way I laughed yesterday. Oh, like, I was laughing. I was like, the way you were working the crowd, because it's like, it's so relatable. And it's— and I know that that's your biggest thing, that you want to be relatable.
Thank you.
But it's also like, you're not afraid to just like talk back to people.
I had to. Yeah, I even talked back to you because he was like, yo, I had such and such. I'm like, hey, don't say another nickname in my show. Yeah, because they're more popular and shit. Don't you ever shit on me. But when he performing, hey, Les, what the fuck, he coming? I was hot. I was— I get mad fast, so I'm just trying to tell you, yo. Yeah, but anyway, yeah, you gotta— you kind of gotta like address that.
You have to. And I feel like it's like such a special— I mean, it's a skill because again, like, to me, a lot of— because, you know, I've been— I've been having so many comedians on because I, I just like genuinely it's so interesting to me because it's like comedians have a different type of mind. They're very smart and they're very witty and they're I think to an extent they go through a lot of sadness and a lot of depression, and then that's their therapy to get out of it. Because, like, conversation is what heals people. And I love having conversations too. And so, like, when I see them going on stage, like, you got to be so ballsy to come out on stage and then just, just like be yourself and have the audacity to just like, yo, like, I don't care. Like, you came to see me, you know, and I'm gonna make sure you're gonna laugh. And they're gonna walk out and they're gonna be in love with you, like, as a, with a character, as a comedian. And so like the next thing is like you're just selling out stadiums, you know? So.
I was nervous. Well, I used to box, so I was never nervous, but I just knew that, like, I'm a fan of comedy. I watch comedy, even like your podcast. I'm a big fan of the 85 South Show. I'm a big fan of like sketch comedians. Like I said, I had a conversation with Druski the other The day. other day and I was telling him like, bro, he said on a podcast, I was like, hey bro, like you one of them ones, you the GOAT. Like every time I see your skit, I gotta kind of like restructure mine. Like I was like, keep building. And his last skit, I'm like, good God. But—
But the production behind his skits.
The production, yeah. That's what I'm saying.
The one with the pastor, that thing was hilarious.
Everything, everything about it. Everything. I'm like, bro, he's definitely a GOAT. So it's just him being a fan of me and a fan I'm of the show. a big fan of his content is great. I love CP. CP is a comedian of very, I think he's like, bro, I'm thinking like, I'm just trying to tell you, he is one of them ones where I will watch him every time. I'm just sitting here talking to him and just have like the mind of like, how y'all don't know about this guy yet? You know what I mean? It's just like I watch comedy, Tony Baker, KevOnStage, CP, my man G King. Like all the Henry Coleman, all these guys where I am telling you, I study them, I watch them. And just to be, have them and being a fans of me, like respecting the standup part, what I'm doing and then respecting me in the social media world. They're like, bro, hand in hand. You see what I'm saying? Like you can be, it's crazy how you can be dope at standup and then you get on social media and it's like, ugh, like it's not, it's not generating. Yeah.
You don't know how to, 'cause it's like, it's a whole different world to it.
Right? Correct.
So like, if you can— that's what I'm saying. Like, if you were to add some long-form content to you, I know you was telling me that you are out of this world. Like, you literally— it's like, that's the next Kevin Hart. But that's— but you see, that's what Kevin Hart is doing. Yeah, he has all the shows that are coming out. He has all these movies because now, like, all of a sudden we see this incredible actor that's also there. And you're also an actor too. So it's like, it's so many levels to it. And it's like, it's something that, you know, sometimes when people think content, they think it's like it's a one-dimensional thing. But I think you can go it can be multidimensional. It can, you can literally cover all of the bases that exist because that's, that's the world that you're in now.
Exactly. You can't be a one-trick pony. You have to do it all.
Yeah.
So that's where the game is, especially with social media. So I'm looking at the, how these, like, again, no disrespect to all those names that I listed, but you don't know 'em because they're, they're not multifaceted. They're not multifaceted in a way of where you're trying to go. These guys are such beasts. When I say beasts at stand-up, like, look at— for when I listed those guys, they're such beasts at stand-up. I'm talking about hard to follow. Give a shit what show you on, you better come ready with your A-game. But you never know about them because their social media— if you go on their social media, they don't have a lot of followers. Not knowing— not saying they're, they're not doing certain things, it's just hard to captivate a talent. I mean, like an audience. Yeah, audience. It's so hard to get an audience. And I remember somebody told me that day, he was like, bro, it's 8 billion people in the world. Your audience is out there. Yeah, but you got to construct.
Yeah, you got to capture that attention.
It's so hard because everybody's on their phone.
And especially because like, you know, you kind of have to create your brand, right? Like you have your brand because people know, okay, there's a skit coming on with your face. We're going to stay here and watch.
Exactly.
Just because now we're trained that this is going to be some funny real life talk. Toxic story.
Yeah.
And there's gonna be something at the end that we, we like, we gotta laugh about. It's like Moja Brooks, you know, you know at the end he's gonna pull up his pants, baby mama's kids, like, it's like, on hand me now, like, it's, it's, it's, it's a staple that he has. But that's what, like, you know, again, that's, that's where it's very sad that this industry, sometimes you have to have somebody who's backing you up with money.
Correct.
Because also, you know, like, when you're creative and talented but you don't have the money and time You can't really, man.
I just, boy, I look, I like, like I said, Country Wayne. Country Wayne had me on his platform. The way he did is like, man, I'm gonna do it my own way. I don't need the industry. And the fact that he can produce his own specials twice, Amazon, Netflix, the fact that he can come out with his own movie, all budgeted by him, by him. Yeah, I'm like, yo, that's a Facebook, Facebook, Facebook. No, Facebook, he has a Facebook channel.
Exactly. No, he owns, I mean, it's like probably he owns a percentage of that Facebook audience because, you know, and I, because I have so many people who either came on the show or who I know in Atlanta, they're all a part of Skits.
Yeah.
And it's such a universe and it's such a production team, which I'm like, just me thinking about is like, okay, like they have so many storylines, they have so many producers, they have so many actors, just the chain. Imagine the chain of like the work that goes in there. There's like a whole universe that's behind Country Wayne and it's, it's impressive what he does. And it pulls a billion views a month. Do you under— that's an eighth of the planet.
Listen, a billion means a billion. The hardest— I was on his— I got a, I got an opportunity to work with him. His team is such a big team. They all is all love. I was the only person on the West Coast that he had on his skit, like his skit version. He was like, everybody was in Atlanta. I was already on the West Coast and it was so hard to keep up with the storylines because they all tie into together.
Yeah.
So I'm out there on the island on my own. I was like, you know what? Hey, this shit is dope. I'm about to, you know. Yeah. You know, I'm taking a step back, but I appreciate the opportunity. But the fact that he taught me so much about the game and he is just like, man, he doesn't need the industry. The industry knocks on his door. Same thing with Mojo Brooks. I'm a fan of him. Such an organic guy. Like a good guy. I love when you see good people win. A person that's doing, killing it with his crowd work. Killing it with the skits to the point his crowd work is selling so much he's doing 10 sold out shows before he even step foot in that city. That's unheard of.
Yeah.
You know what I mean? So it's just, it's just, I just get kind of like choked up because I'm like, damn, these people are so dope. And if they can do it, I can do it.
Yeah.
And these people that I just listed, B said standup, the fact that they haven't captivated an audience yet. I know they gonna get it because they're so talented. Stand-up is hot right now. It's hottest it's ever been.
Yeah.
That it's just crazy how social media is. You know about Nate Jackson's, you know about Matt Rife, you know about these people that's creating crowd clips. But I can put it up and I can— they can go on stage and all those people that I listed, they can follow them easy. No disrespect to Nate. Nate is a fucking beast, by the way. And no disrespect to Matt Rife, but I'm just saying, those guys are just geniuses. CP, Tony Baker, we know about KevOnStage and all that, but you know, Henry Coleman, the underground comics that people don't know about.
But Tony Baker did like a big podcast run in Atlanta. I remember like last—
KevOnStage or Tony?
Tony Baker. He did a big podcast run in Atlanta because like I remember kept seeing him on one and another, like it was just all the clips were coming from Tony. I was like, okay, okay, like he knows what to do with it.
So it's like Well, he already here. I mean, he has 2 million followers. I didn't wanna put him or Kev on stage. They're outta it. They're in that atmosphere of I'm trying to touch, I'm trying to reach. I'm just glad I was on, I'm in their, that's their space. I'm just trying to tell you like the CP of the world, the Chris Paul.
Look at this humble man.
Huh?
You have a Netflix special that you're filming. What are you trying to touch? You already touched, you already there. You already in that stratosphere. You don't need to touch it. You there.
Yeah, you're right. You're right. But I'm just saying, I just, I still like in my job, journey. It, it's just, you got to understand, I used to watch these people on my phone.
You hungry for more. I get it.
I understand.
Trust me, trust me, cuz I'm the same way.
I'm a fan. I, I'm the type of person that show love. Like, I want to give these people their flowers because they motivated me into a point where I saw them on my screen. Like I was saying before this, we used to watch 85 South show before the quarantine. I used to watch them do their thing. I'm like, man, these guys. And I met Chico Bean when I was filming my special. Cool as hell. I saw Carlos Miller one time. I just went to their show just off a fan. I paid for a ticket. That's how much I love, like, I think DC Young Fly is the second most talented person in Hollywood.
He's the first. You met Carlos Miller on FaceTime yesterday.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I met, yeah. I was telling him, I was giving him compliments. I was like, oh shit, bro. Like, you know, we follow each other, but I was just like, man, this guy is just like, I've seen him. And just watch— so talented. Just to be like, just, just to see bro know, you know, know who I am, or just, you know, kind of like, like—
but they're the most humble people in the world. Yeah, Carlos is like— I, I'm taken aback that he even agreed to come on, you know, because he followed me and I followed him back. And the first thing I do, I was like, hey, you know, thank you for following, I would love to have a conversation with you. He's like, yeah, let me know when. Didn't ask no questions, nothing. He already knew what's going on.
Like that.
Came in here and I said, hey Carlos, I have this idea. And he's like, damn, that's dope. He's like, let's run it. When we talked about Russian culture and Black culture and how similar it is. And he— because like not many people are going to agree to it because it's kind of like a controversial thing, you know.
I saw that.
But the way he like, you know, the way that, that we did it, it was just like, it, it was so funny and it was so comical, but it was also so cool because it was kind of like, okay, we're uniting people but through comedy and like And then when I went to 85 South recording with SpaceGod, the way that they can freestyle, I'm just like, I'm like, Carlos, how do you do this? And he's—
Be high, man. High and talented, man.
That's what I'm saying. But you know, because I like sometimes on the phone with him and I'm just like, just the way that he thinks, the way that he lives his life is so different. Because it's like, who am I? I'm nobody compared to all those people, right? Like you're saying, like to me it's like I'm touching the stars. Just to sit across from Cam Newton. Like, you tell me 2015, Lesya, you're going to sit across from Cam Newton. I said, you hit your head. In no fucking way I'm going to even be in the same room with Cam Newton.
Playing pickleball.
Playing pickleball. And then, yeah, we played tennis with Kaelin Newton. He pulled up to our tennis event, and then he did my show. And it's just like, it's somebody who I can just a message away. So when you put that into— when you say it out loud, you're like, damn, this is real life.
I think that good things happen to good people, and all that says to this, right, when you do good things, you're gonna get rewarded.
Yeah.
So fellas, if she says she doesn't put out on the first date, don't pay.
Go half.
Modern day shit. That's what you should call it.
I'm gonna call it Modern Day Shit. This is gonna be the title of the episode.
Women got the goddamn game messed up, man. I say all that to say these women like, yo, you can do $300 on a date and then you can go back home to a dude that she likes. Like, what kind of bullshit is that? Anyway, man, hey, $300, that's what they want.
He put it to $400 yesterday.
Yeah, it was $400, man. Think about it, bro. You gotta understand the price of gas went up. That goes into, you gotta get your car clean. That went up. Okay, you gotta get an outfit, a dope outfit. That went up. You gotta get some fresh shoes. You gotta get a haircut. The haircut price is going Going up. up. You gotta buy her ass some drinks because you know she like the drinks. You're gonna get her loose, that went up. You gotta get her food, you know she like to eat, that went up. So therefore you look at the date, you're like, damn, I just spent $300, $400, $400 at least on me and the date and hope she like me. And she go home, you ain't even hit. She gotta like me before, you see what I'm saying? But that's— but they don't deal with that. I want to go outside. Women to be outside. Women want you to do something in a relationship. They were like, look, I worked all week, I want to come out. That's why women plan things, because dudes, we cool to chill outside. That's why I said if, if it's— we got our woman, we can stay inside or whatever. Women want to do things. They were planning— a lot of these women come to my comment, oh, I bought the tickets, because they, they want to go outside. Yeah, because you know what I mean, they work. They— and Kool's like, all right, cool, that's my audience.
They want to do something, an activity that's not just like sitting at the restaurant and talking. And eating. It's like, okay, we can— I feel like that's why a lot of like hole-in-the-wall spots are actually like booming now, or like something that's like— yeah, yeah, or like speakeasies, or somewhere where you can grab the food quick and then you can go on a walk. Like, I feel like now it's because, again, we're tired of being behind the, the phones and computers, especially when the weather is nice outside. We want to be outside.
Exactly.
But I will tell you, you know, for a girl to get ready to go, even if we're talking about comedy club, she got to do the thing, you know, buy the outfit, buy the makeup, buy the skincare.
She can wear that same dress that she had 2 days ago with another nigga.
But I'm just saying, just still to buy all of that, because he can wear the same outfit too, right? I'm just saying, everybody got to put up at this point. Everybody got to put up the money, you know. Things are expensive these days. Things are expensive these days. But okay, I know we got to wrap up, because you guys got to head out too.
Yeah, I got a flight.
But no, I am so like, it's so crazy.
Did we get through all the questions?
I mean, screw all the questions. His plan is not industry planning anymore. I think this was dope.
I hate how they said that you're industry plan.
I don't care. I mean, hey, if, if you can go through the comments and see it's everywhere, you're not an industry plan.
If she not industry plant, then this episode is going to do 5,000 views. Now, she is an industry plant and it does a million, then we know the truth.
Okay, that being said, there's an agency that's putting money behind me, you know.
It's a catch-22.
So I want to see what's going on No, but I think it's so cool because it's like, oh my God, if you think that everything that I've done so far, because it's all my work, and now you think that there's a big team behind me, then I can do it all, you know, without a big team behind me. And I'm grateful. And I'm— and again, it was so crazy because I was watching your skits and I was thinking it was so dope if I could have Malik Khan. And then Fred from Miami reached out and he's like, hey, come on my show. And then I see he's posting that you're going to be there. I was like, damn, call him right now. I want to be on the same episode as him.
I said, yeah.
And then he called you and he's like, yeah, he's down. So I was like, this is so crazy. I'm gonna meet him in Miami. Like, this is like— it's so like the moment you're aligned with what you're doing, it's just crazy how it works.
It's so crazy because the week before I was watching you and Carlos episode.
That's crazy.
Yeah, I was watching the episode. I was like, wow. Yeah, because he posted. I was like, on my Instagram, I was like, let me just see. And I tapped into it.
I appreciate that. We have a little gift for you. I mean, we— me and Industry Plan France, I guess.
Well, I have a gift as well, but it's at the hotel.
But yes, right here. I promised you in Miami.
She did. Let me see. I got my merch.
You got your merch?
Okay, cool. I was so mad that everybody had hoodies. Oh, this is the one that you said is not released yet?
No, it's not released yet, but it's going to be released.
Oh yeah, I like this. Yeah, thank you.
You and your beautiful girl both got some stuff.
Outfit. You promised both of us in Miami.
Yes, and you got the same t-shirt, so you can go and do matching outfits.
Who? Um, I'm not matching out with her.
Yes, you are. Also, you guys, if you wanted to know who's dressing him— who's dressing him?
No, I'm dressing me. Don't you try to— I have my own swag. No. Um, oh, this is nice. She— don't let her lie to you, talking about she dress me. No, she does not. She does my hair.
Dope. I love this. This is my favorite shirt. And it's drop shoulder, so like, you know, watch it.
Yeah. Hey, sign it for me.
Oh my God, you're the second person that's asking me to sign it.
You gotta sign it for me. It's going in the man cave. Sign it for me. You're just going in the man cave.
We're on the, on the, on the side or on the lips?
So it's visible.
Oh, on the lips?
It doesn't matter, it's going into the— I'm gonna hang it up.
Really?
Yeah, it's going into the man cave. I have like, I'm collecting, I have like a lot of items I collect on the road. I have Nipsey's Crenshaw Skateboard with no wheels. I have Kobe's jersey. I have like all LA, then I have palm trees. And then I have, I'm gonna have this, I'm gonna hang this up. And the guy gave me on his other podcast, he gave me, 'cause Larry Bird. So I'm gonna have all these certain things that, Uh, I, you know, it's gonna add up, but where I've been around, I'm gonna hang it up on my streamer, my streaming man cave.
Yeah, I love that. Well, I appreciate that. Thank you. Um, what's next for you and where they can find you? I know everybody knows where they can find you, but tell them.
Oh no, they can't. Uh, Malik, M-A-L-I-K, uh, B, Bazille, uh, B-A-Z-I-L-L-E. Um, YouTube Malik B Comedy, uh, malikbcomedy.com. For all the shows. Uh, TikTok, TikTok dating show, we do that every night. I know you said stop doing it every night, but that's—
you gotta stop doing that every night.
Don't worry about that, I'm getting people through their work shift 3 days a week.
Do 3, 4 days a week.
I'm here. Hey, listen, I drain myself— pause— because I want to, you know, first— okay, pause, pause, right? Because I don't like, I don't like how you— hey, listen, I'm tired. Okay, but I come back and I make sure we have a good 3 hours through that work shift. It's funny as fuck. But, um, yeah, thank y'all so much supporting me and support this podcast. Uh, it's, it's just a one, one woman army right now, her and Fur. But it's so dope and she works like it's 10 of them. So appreciate y'all. Listen, talk less, talk less, do more.
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