Why Men Don’t Want One Woman (Monogamy Explained) | Khaotic

We'll go eat tomorrow, and guess what we'll do tomorrow?

What? We'll talk less and do more. How many girls' hearts are you going to break if you kiss me on camera?

I tell every woman I'm superhuman, I'm supernatural, I'm not of the world. My body is just a vessel, it's my temple, so I take great care of it. I am a divine energy. My thoughts and my outlook on life isn't basic at all. We play basketball together. I mean, if you can teach me basketball, I can definitely teach you how to dribble some balls.

So this whole internet is going crazy right now because I posted the video with Carlos where he's saying he does not date white women. What is the problem with Black men dating white women?

Subconsciously still connected to slavery. White girls, they got bigger mouths than Black girls, but Black girls got fatter asses than Asian girls, but Asian girls got tighter than African girls, but African girls got deep than pandemonium girls. So I want to be able to know the difference in all women. I want to kiss you. Hi, you just got a nice mouth.

Can we kiss?

Come on, come on, hands down, hands, eyes closed.

Well, I think we can start with the fact that I think I'm gonna change my mind about men who are— the man that I'm gonna date, they're probably gonna be under 6 feet now.

Well, you in height, so you can date a man height-wise under 6 feet that's still 6 feet from the waist down. Like, I'm a, I'm a Sagittarius, so how tall are you? I'm a centaur.

The fuck is that?

I'm a centaur.

What is that?

You don't know what a centaur is?

No. Talk to me.

Half man, half horse.

Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

So from right here up, I'm a man. From waist down, I'm a horse. And that's real, real deal. I'm a centaur. I'm a Sagittarius.

I see how all this bitches be on your dick.

Yeah, but they all can't fit because you're too big. Exactly, I'm too big for everybody to fit. Everybody can't fit in.

What? How many do you have right now? How many Girls, do you have a roster right now?

I don't have a roster.

So what are they, just all—

huh?

What are they?

I mean, I, I have a lot of women that's attracted to me, that admire me, um, that is inspired by me, that likes to accept wise counseling from me, okay, that likes to learn from me, be motivated by me, um, some even wants to sleep with me.

Some? I feel like it's a lot more than some, but, um I'm selective. Talk to me about the selection, because I think we've talked about the selection before, but not on my show.

So it's like this. I'm really a catfish.

Okay, catfish.

I'm a catfish.

All right.

Because I look overly accessible. I look like I just— because I be in— I come in encounter with so many different women, and I do a lot of content and things of that nature. It look like I might be easy or I might just have a bunch of girls, but really Behind the scenes, I'm very selective. Like, you got to be a certain— you have to be an ultimate— like, you have to be superhuman. Your mindset and your mentality got to be superhuman for me to even get turned on by you.

I have heard this bullshit so many times.

I'm saposexual.

Really?

Yeah, I'm sapio— sapo— sapio— sasas, whatever you call that shit.

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Juando.

He's the one who does the credit repair and all that stuff. Ty.

Never heard of him.

Anyway, so he was sitting across from me.

Don't ever say I'm like him because I've never heard of him. And most of those credit repair people are liars.

You think?

They don't never fix people credit.

Yo, that's so true.

So don't ever compare me to a liar that don't fix credit.

I'm so sorry.

Thank you.

I'm so sorry. I apologize. I— you guys see, I take my accountability and I apologize when I fuck up.

I want to kiss you.

Why?

You just got a nice mouth.

You keep telling me that every time.

Your mouth is like— you got the nicest mouth. You really got like the one— probably one of the nicest mouths I've ever seen. That mouth Like, you look like, ooh, damn, you got a nice mouth on you.

Okay, you gotta focus because you said you're sapiosexual, so you gotta, you gotta have a—

But you always stimulated my mind from day one. The way, you know, you always, you always get me up here first. And then once you get me up here, that's when I start watching that mouth. 'Cause the stuff that comes out of it only makes me wonder what goes in it.

Yo, this is going to be crazy. I've got an hour with this man. He's going to just stare in my mouth. It's okay. Keep looking in my mouth.

I love you. No, I don't want to keep staring at it because then—

What? The horse is going to come out?

You might hear— you might go to hear—

What a great way to start the show. Let me do a quick intro because I need to do the intro before we get into this. This is Talk Less. Talk less, do more. All right, guys, welcome back to Talk Less Show, where conversations clearly go deeper than the surface. Today's guest is somebody who lives up to his name. If you've seen Love Hip Hop Miami, been anywhere near the internet, or heard stories coming out of Miami, you already know that this man brings chaos, personality, and a whole lot of stories wherever he goes. So some people know him for the wild moments, some people know him for the jokes, Some people know that if Chaotic is around, something interesting is about to happen, as you can clearly tell. So we're going to sit down to talk about all of it: the lifestyle, the women, the fame, the bad decisions, the lessons, and the stories people probably shouldn't tell on camera but somehow always do. Chaotic, welcome to Talk Less Show.

Thank you for having me here.

I'm so glad you finally pulled up.

Yeah, it's— I mean, now, now that I pulled up, can you pull up on me?

Sure. Where are we pulling up? Where am I pulling up?

You can pull up to the crib.

Can you pick me up?

I can pick you up. I can literally pick you up.

No, I want to be picked up in your car.

Oh, you know, I be in the gym, so I know I could pick you up.

Yeah, you be in the gym. That's so true.

I can definitely pick you up.

Yeah. You are now like a whole new man.

I can pick you up and put you up against whatever you want to be put up against.

Ooh.

I could— I'm pretty sure I could put you on my shoulders.

Probably. I'm not that heavy. I'm heavy, but you definitely pick up more than that.

Leg, leg, hold you by your back. I know I can get you up in the air.

Damn, my husband is gonna be jealous. Space God? I mean, he's in the space right now, so who cares, right?

Yeah, he's up there with, uh, uh, you know what he calling the girls? Space hoes.

He has a lot of—

shout out to Space God. That's my dog. I fuck with him.

Okay. First question that everybody has to answer: if there's one thing you can talk less about, what would it be?

Hmm, if there's one thing I could talk less about, what it would be? Negativity.

Oh, what kind of negativity? People talk to you?

Just negativity in general. Are you negative? Huh?

Are you negative?

No, but I, I would talk less more about anything that's negative or anything that I feel that's negative.

What's a negative? Give me an example.

I was just talking about Amy's situation when she had the big bag of coke and she took the big nugget of the cocaine and held it up and said, "This is what I'm losing my husband to." And then she put the coke in the bag and then wiped her nose like this and sniffed up. And I'm like, "Wait, did she just do coke?" While saying she tired of the coke breaking up her— So that's like, to me, that's something that was negative. Because I talked about it. And I just— if I could talk less about negativity, I would. But the world thrives off negativity, so it's kind of hard.

That's what I'm saying. People don't care about good things. You can talk about God and praise and how big you are in spirituality. Nobody's going to give shit about that. But if you're going to talk about kissing me on the mouth, they're going to be like, oh yeah, we want to see that.

That's why you got to mix it. Yeah, I mix it when I talk. I mix it because I am a spiritual person and I am a very motivational person. So I'm going to speak with some sense and at the same time speak nonsense. Sense on top of nonsense make a lot of sense. I love that.

I feel like a lot of times this is what people don't get about you, cuz sometimes I watch the shit, I'm like, this guy is just whatever he came up with on the spot, he's just letting it out, and people just sit there and they eat that shit up. I'm like, this is amazing. The way you can create the narrative is like— yeah, I applaud. It's amazing. I learned from you.

When you look at me like that, that shit do something to me. And you use words amazing and like learning from me and you saying it out your mouth like that, I'm just ready to slide down in the seat.

Spirituality, God.

Yeah, goddess.

Oh, goddess? You gonna call me goddess?

Yeah, you a goddess.

Are you, do you wanna get married?

I mean, if you proposing to me, of course.

Oh, so I would have to propose to you?

No, you asking me do I wanna get married as if you're proposing to me. So if it's a proposal on the table, I would accept right now. You would? And marry you.

You'll marry me?

For sure.

Can we go to the courthouse and get married?

For sure.

Wait, would you want to have like a wedding wedding or no?

For sure, we got a wedding wedding.

Like how many people we're talking?

I mean, I know a lot of people. Only thing I want like a crate. So when you come down the aisle, I'll be standing on the crate. So when we there, we got to be faced. I need something to stand on.

You don't want to be—

'Cause I don't want to be in front of all those people looking like, She's so much taller than me. Yeah, that's because everybody be like, his wife is so tall. Like, no.

But what, is it going to be a problem that I look white?

No.

What, what is this? So this whole internet is going crazy right now because I posted the video with Carlos where he's saying he does not date white women. What is the problem with Black men dating white women?

Oh, I think that, um, subconsciously Some Black men's mindset is, um, um, subconsciously still connected to slavery, and they feel like if I date a white woman, um, I'm going against, you know, like, because back in slavery you would get murdered for touching a white woman. So I think that they look at that as like it goes against the code of being Black in a sense. That's what I would think. Like what his name is, Dr. Umar.

Dr. Umar.

That's his mindset. You going against the code of, you know what I'm saying? 'Cause it's supposed to be the black of the berry, the sweetest of juice. But for me, luckily there was a doctor that came along and he had a dream. And his dream was one day that all us would unify and come together in unison, white, Black, Asian, Chinese, And I think on that very day, it was a green light for me to date white women, Chinese women, Black women, Asian, whatever woman I want to date. I think Martin Luther King gave me the green light to be able to do that through his dream. So for some Black men, dreams do come true.

Okay, so what's your dream wife? Do you want to be in a relationship, marriage, or no?

So my— I want, I want to be married, right? I do want to be married, but I do want to be able to experience like multiple women. Like, I want to be able to sleep with like every nationality of woman before I leave this Earth. Why not? I want to be able to say, man, I want to be able to compare and contrast and know the difference. Like, man, white girls, they got bigger mouths than black girls, but, but, but black girls got fatter asses than Asian girls, but Asian girls got tighter pussies than, um, um, African girls. But African girls got deeper throats than, uh, Pandamanian girls, and you know what I'm saying, and so forth and so on. So I want to be able to know the difference in all women.

With your wife or just by yourself?

It could be with my wife or by myself.

Because, you know, when I had Mandy on, she said that she has 3 boyfriends and like she often has threesomes.

That's like the boyfriends. Yeah, wait, they all do it with her at one— that's not a threesome, that's a gang bang.

No, no, threesome is when you have another woman brought into experience.

So, oh, with her different husbands, boyfriends, she have threesomes? Yeah, I think that's a beautiful thing.

See, and then she said that if you can manage two parents, you can manage two boyfriends.

I mean, you know what I say, What? To each his own. I don't judge nobody for their emotional beliefs or their emotional, um, structure or whatever they build emotionally for theyself, because I feel like whatever makes you happy makes you happy. So if you a woman and you say, a man got to pay all my bills, this man got to give me $50,000 a month to maintain me, like Asia DSC, whoop-de-doo, that's her thing. Stand on that. Young Miami said, man, I— my next man got to have $100 million. Ooh, they do stand on that. I'm not judging nobody, but if I stand here and say right now, hey, I want multiple wives, I want to have all my wives up under one roof, but then I want to have another house with all my girlfriends up under one roof, and then another house with all my side chicks up under one roof— if I say that and I want them to be all different races and all different colors and all different vibes and sizes, don't judge me because I'm not judging nobody else for what they want or what they believe in.

Yeah, you want to experience the world inside your house.

I want to experience— I want to— like, bro, I got one life to live. I'm not going to sit here and lie and make it like, oh, I just want to be married to one girl forever and I never want to sleep with another woman. I'm lying.

Do you think monogamy is a real thing?

I don't think monogamy was ever supposed to be— there is no animal in the animal kingdom that is monogamous. Let's just start there. And we are a part of the animal kingdom. Am I right or wrong?

No, you're right. I, I, I am—

we're mammals. We're mammals. We're a part of the animal kingdom. So when, where, and how did we become the only— and we are the, the, the, the head animal of the animal kingdom. We're the— we, we run the animal kingdom. Out of all the animals in the world, humans are the ones that run the animal kingdom. So how do the animals that run the animal kingdom become monogamous and every other animal is not monogamous.

So this is the story that I heard. So I was watching this one girl, she was talking about, uh, Valentine's Day, and she was talking about there is a history behind the monogamy and why men are looking down on women who are sexually promiscuous. Because back in the day there was no DNA test. So the only way for a man to understand who he needs to protect and provide for is to lock that woman in the house and make sure she's only sleeping with him. So he knows that for a fact that's his child.

It's not true.

You don't think so?

Whoever said that, slow as fuck.

Oh really?

Why? She's so slow. First of all, you ain't have to have a DNA test. You going to know who that— it's called genes, right? Your child is going to come looking like you. That's what that was like, breeding. So, so let me just give you some game.

Let's do it.

Just like we breed dogs, just like they breed dolphins, they breed every— they breed every animal, right? When they breed these animals, they're— when they breed dogs, they want to breed this dog with this dog because they know that this dog and this dog will create this kind of puppy. It's the same thing with humans. We want to breed this man. Okay, we get this tall man, right, athletic build. We're gonna make him be a breeder so that way every child that comes out of this household And this was like this in slavery. Every child that comes out of this household from this man that's breeding, we know we can put him in the field, he can work, he can be an athlete, he can be this, that, and the third. So how, why would we have to lock somebody in the house to not only know if she's— no, we're gonna know by when that child comes out, that child genes, and it's gonna show it. It's gonna show me. You don't even need DNA tests really. Let's just be honest. That was just something that the government came up with to be able to put on paper and, um, keep an account for who has what out here in child support. And that was all just to monetize. That's what the black and white— they took, uh, DNA tests to monetize childbirth, you understand what I'm saying? Because really, we don't need that. Well, if I skied in you right now and that baby come out with this fat nose, you know what I'm saying, with this, you gonna know that's my baby.

But technically speaking, If I, if I've done something with two other men, every two other—

the two other men, everybody got their genes. Our men genes are strong. That's why our genes gonna come out in our baby regardless. And I think monogamy was just put in the place to control the masses because we used to be able to be fruitful and multiply, and they wanted to just be able to control the amount of people and traffic that they bring into the world. So they brought in monogamy to kind of like slow down the, um, the, um, uh, the like the, the, the, the, the numbers in the household.

So what's this whole idea with marriage then? Why do people crave marriage so bad?

Why do they want marriage? Yeah, I think they want marriage because marriage was implemented in, in, in, in the Bible, in religion. That's where marriage came from. Marriage came from really religion. Okay, you know what I'm saying? So they, they look at it from a religious standpoint that marriage is the right thing to do under God, and it's an oath that ties you and this person together forever.

Would you be able to do that?

I mean, I could be tied to somebody forever, but that— you're not the only person I'm gonna be tied to forever.

You mean like under God or just sexually?

Even with God. God knows. God, God gave When God blessed man, he blessed man not only with land, not only with cattle, not only with children, but with wives, with women. When he blessed man, there's no way that people fail to realize this: when God blessed man, multiple women came with that blessing, because a part of that blessing came with many descendants. You can't get many descendants from one woman, so God bless you with multiple women. You understand what I'm saying? All you gotta do— if, if a person is religious, right, all they gotta go do is check. They, they— I'm not religious, but I study the Bible, so I know. So all you got to do is go check your scripture and you would know in scripture. This is, this is not me saying this, this is what the scripture of the Bible said.

Oh no, I get it. But I also feel like what people are saying now, like, the more I do this, the more I get responses of If I was, especially if it's coming down to me, if I was over 6 feet, if I got my money right, then I have a chance with her. So I think a lot of men think that you got to be, yeah, with me, they got, you got to be on a certain level, you got to be a certain type of a person. Break it down.

It's a thing called aura.

Thank you.

It's a thing, it's a thing called aura. It's not about money, it's not about material. It's not even about looks, it's an aura. You can be the ugliest man and walk in a room with the beautiful aura and instantly become attractive to a woman. So it's all about the aura, and, and aura is self-confidence, self-belief, being aligned spiritually with yourself, with the universe, with God, just being aligned with the world, just being just being into— just, just, just knowing yourself 100% and being fully confident within yourself. No matter who's around, no matter where you at, nothing can take away your, uh, nothing can take away your, like, energy, your suave. Like, nothing can interrupt it, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's indestructible.

Yeah, I think that's what people get confused because it's like, we can talk about 6 feet, 6 inches, and 6 6 feet whatever. What is 6 feet 6 inches? 6 figures? Is that what it is?

We can call it a 666.

Shit, I don't want 666, I want 678.

You sure you want to see 78? Because right here you got a 305.

What's 678? Is that Atlanta?

678 Atlanta.

Oh, that's a 305.

But a 305 is Miami.

I love Miami.

So what you want, a 305 or 678?

What's the 5? What's the 0? Where's the 0 standing?

3, the 305. What's the 5?

Well, we got to give 3 what, huh? Because it's inches and figures.

If we, if we starting at the 3, then there's 3 ways this shit can happen. There's 3 ways it can go around. And if we going at, if we going at the O, uh-huh, huh?

What is the O?

The O is the portal that I go, that I go through to get to you.

Oh really? Yeah, that's what it is. What's the 3?

And the 5, the 5 is the completion where we lock it in at. Look, look.

Wow. This is it. Sorry, Space God, we're divorcing. I got my purple car outside.

Yes, you got 3 of them.

You got 3 cars.

Yeah.

See, this is why, man, get your money right. Be like Kehotic. He's smart about his money too.

Yeah, but my cars is like businesses. Like, two of them is rented out right now.

That's good. Yeah, this is what people don't get. People want to sit on their ass, do nothing, talk trash about you and I and comment, and then they get confused. Why wouldn't you?

I love when they talk trash.

Me too.

But like, talk all this. One girl said, you posted that, and I looked at the comments and they was killing you in the comments. And I was like, I know. I love it. Like, do you know who that is in the comments killing me?

No, they don't talk about—

Exactly, those are people that shouldn't even be having a— they shouldn't even have a voice. At one point in time, those type of people never had a voice.

That's what I'm saying.

So why even hear it?

But you know what, so this is what people don't get. When they talk all this trash, I go and I look at this trash and I'm like, this is what grinds your gears. Let me go and talk about this because now I know how I can monetize my life for sure. And you're sitting there and writing the type in the comments and doing all this nonsense while we're out here doing the work.

So, so you got to think about it, we need them because they have nothing to do but watch us. Yeah, you understand what I'm saying? So if you have nothing to do, you're— they're the audience, we're the stars. Yeah, they sit in the audience, they watch us, they can say whatever they want, they can critique us in whatever way they choose to. Guess what? They still going to remain in the audience.

What do you feel or think when people say, what's your real job?

Um, when people say what my job— my job is just I have the really— I have a cool job. You understand what I'm saying? My job is to be chaotic. That's my job. I get up every day and I be chaotic. And when I say I be chaotic, that doesn't mean I'm chaos and crazy. No, that means I am the character Chaotic. This is me. I am the character. And I— it's— that's such a cool job because being chaotic is so fun. It's so, um, It's so connected. It's so, like, sexy. It's so, um, inspiring, you know what I'm saying? It's very motivational, and it's, um, it's the coolest job I've ever had in my life. From the day that my big homie gave me that name when I was, like, 13 years old, that was the best job I ever signed up for, and I wouldn't trade it in for nothing in the world. So my job is just being Chaotic. It's just being me. And whatever you choose to view that as is what my job description is.

I love your job. I feel like every time I'm around you, I'm like, damn, it's so fun. I'm like, is he ever sad? Like, is he ever down?

Because we working our jobs 24/7.

Yeah, people don't get it.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

And think about this. What makes our job so even more cool is We don't get paid for everything we do in our job. Some things we just do 'cause we love, and others just pay us. We get paid off of doing what we love. So we get— it's so cool. Like, we love what we do so much that a lot of times what we do, we don't even get paid. We just do it for the love of the job.

Yeah. Like, when you started doing content, when was the first time you get— you got paid?

The first time I got paid, damn, that was a minute ago. I think it was like, what, from social media or from promo? Because the first time I ever got paid, I think, was from— well, the first time I ever got paid was from music, right? For a show, to do a performance. $500. Damn.

Okay, how was it?

It was great. It was like, I danced, I sang. I put on the best show I ever did in my life for that $500.

Really? And then what was it from social media? Like, you know how like you monetize your Facebook, you monetize your YouTube.

So when I first got paid off social media, I had back pain. Didn't even know. Money was sitting in the Facebook and I never put a bank account to it. So the money was stuck there. And it was saying like you have to verify your bank information to receive, receive it. And I think it was like $3,400, $3,500. Damn.

Yeah.

And somebody told me about it. I didn't even know. They like, bro, you got to check your Facebook. This is how you make sure you're monetized. And they was like, you've been monetized. And I'm like, yeah. And they was like, yeah, man, look, you got money right here. You got to just— I'm like, oh my God. And then right then and there, it was like, oh, I'm going to go crazy on social media.

And then I started going crazy. And then boom, Boom.

I don't mean like 7 figures off, like in my life I made like 7 figures off of social media.

See, he's not a 6, he's a 7.

Yeah, he's a 7-footer.

7-footer. Yeah, that's how I always say it. He got the 7-foot energy. 7 figures, 7-foot, you know, maybe 7 inches.

7 days of completion.

7 days.

So we can go 777.

777.

We ain't got to go 666 no more. We not— we not took it up another notch.

Demonic. Did you see 666? I didn't even know that that was like the whole demonic thing.

Yeah, it's— I think that 666 is only demonic if, if you view it as that, because you can turn a 666 into a 999 if you flip it upside down.

Yeah, you see the mindset? You see the mindset?

It's crazy, right?

But how did you get to this mindset?

How is that just like the word nigga? They used to call us nigga. Now nigga is like, we— that's a term of endearment. Never ignorant, getting goals accomplished.

Hey, look at that.

So it's like, it's like anything that has a negative conversation can have also a positive conversation. I think that everything is, everything just comes whatever, and it's on us to make it negative or positive.

I love that. You're so inspiring. Look, we're just gonna fall in love with each other over here again and again. How did you end up on Love Hip Hop?

So, um, at, in like, you know, back, back 10 years, 10, 10, 15 years ago, between 10 to 12 years ago, I was like the hardest rapper in Florida. Like I was like really like him. This was before Kodak came out and I was very lit. And then I end up getting locked up, going to prison, doing time. Kodak came out, he took the wave. The deal that Kodak got with Atlantic was actually for me. Really? And I got locked up. How many years you served? 3.

3?

Or 28 months off of it.

That.

So then Kodak came out. Kodak got the shout out to Kodak. That's my little brother. I love him. So then boom, when I get out, right, I'm not the hottest rapper no more in Florida, you know. Clearly these other people that came out and took over. So then boom, they was— they just was, uh, starting casting for Love Hip Hop Miami season 2 right when I got out. So boom, I get out, I start getting on the internet like I'm back home. I'm— I came home creating content because I seen like people like DC Young Fly and different other people from when I was locked up like started sprouting from content. Because before I went in, I was more just strictly rap, right? Before I went— before I went in that time, I was strictly rap at first. I was really just super— I was really a street nigga and a rapper, okay? That was my whole like what the YNs is today. That was my lifestyle. I was rapping what I was living and living what I was rapping. And then boom, when I got locked up and did time again and I came home and I, I, I, I seen like how the internet was changing and I got a big personality. So I was broke too coming home. I ain't have shit. I lost it all. I'm like, fuck it though, what's free is the internet. So I started making content and like within 3 months I got a call from, um, Uh, Felicia Monet, she was working casting at Love Hip Hop, and she was like, yo, we want to, um, interview you for this show. I'm like, well, what's the show? She's like, Love Hip Hop Miami. I was like, all right, cool, let's do the interview. I pulled up, I did the first interview. They, they know, they asked me, did I have a girlfriend? And I was like, yeah, I got two girlfriends. And they was like, all right, we're gonna interview you with both of your girlfriends. So I did one interview. I didn't even have girlfriends, I went and got girls. So I did one interview with one girl, boom, left that interview, did another interview with another girl, left that interview. Then they made me do an interview by myself, boom. So then probably like 2, 3 weeks went by, I'm like, man, they ain't fucking with me. They called me back, Chaotic, uh, yo, we want to do one more final interview with just you alone. I'm like, again? They like, yeah. So when I go into this interview, nigga, the whole staff is there. Mona, Stephanie, all the big dogs. There's like 7, 8 people on this side of the table, 7, 8 people this side of the table. And I'm sitting there like this. So at that time I used to drink. So I walked in the interview, I got a cup of Hennessy in my hand, I'm sipping. I'm like, what's good, man? 'Cause in my mind I'm thinking like, they don't want me on this show. So I'm drinking, I'm just talking, being myself. I didn't try to be nothing else. And then they was like, okay, well thank you for coming and, you know, welcome to the franchise. And I was like, what you mean? It was like, welcome to the franchise. I'm like, oh, I'm finna be on the show? It was like, yeah, nigga. I took the rest of that hint of seat and went jumping up and down and boom, the rest was history. I ain't been broke since.

That's one thing that sets you free? Financially? That one thing set you free financially? Yeah.

Damn, I ain't been broke and I haven't been broke since, and that was 2018.

But you just learned how to monetize your, your whole thing afterwards?

Yeah, that came after the fact. But like, when I got— so watch this, that same, the same day that they gave me the job on Love Hip Hop, right, the first time I went on set Everybody was on there. We all got drunk and was looking stupid as hell, right? That was my first time filming. And I said, I'm never drinking again. That same day I quit everything. No drinking, no smoking, no nothing. Because I was like, I'm never finna go on TV and be looking like no goofy ass, dumb ass nigga. Like I'm gonna do this shit. I'm gonna be P about it. I'm gonna get this money and I'm not gonna look back from this opportunity. That was the mentality I had. So I went completely sober. Right then and there, 2018, I went completely sober and I capitalized and I never looked back from Love Hip Hop ever again.

So you never drank again?

I never drink again. Never went broke again.

And never smoked, never did nothing?

Never smoked, never drink, never went broke, never nothing.

Damn.

Since 2018 when I first, the first day of filming Love Hip Hop.

So you just naturally crazy.

I would say I'm naturally chaotic.

Chaotic. I'm the same way though. Like, because before I always thought it was tequila. Now I'm like, shit, it's just you. Like, that's just who you are. Tequila was just bringing it out of you. Now you know that that's how you are.

And you become better at who you are once you minus the tequila.

Exactly. And also another thing, you know how you said like you had all these big dogs sitting across from you? Sometimes, like, you know, when I was sitting across from Cam, I was just like, This is fucking Cam Newton. Who am I? And who's Cam Newton? And I was like, you know what? Fuck it. I'm just gonna ask him questions that I wanna know about him. And then there we go. Next thing we're in the blog.

Yeah. Boom. You gotta, so you gotta, you gotta just know and remember that no matter who you are in the room with, you're still always the elephant in the room.

Mm-hmm.

You can go in the room with Jay-Z and sit at the table and you're still the elephant in the room with Jay-Z. Because if I'm in this room with Jay-Z, that means I got to be an elephant to be in this room. Because how am I in this room? I had to be some type of elephant to get in this room, right? So why would I walk in the room with Jay-Z and not be myself and not, um, that— and, and not maintain my aura? You understand what I'm saying? That's what's going to make Jay-Z want to even work with me, because he's going to see, oh, that guy, I love that guy's aura. Like, look at the way he walk in here. He's around me and he's he's around me and he's coming with my type of aura. Like, that's what attracts people like Jay-Z and different people, um, that you see, that you view as high caliber, or if you view them as a higher caliber person than you. Maintaining your aura and your confidence while being in the midst of them is what makes them want to fuck with you even more, because it's like, damn, I like this nigga. Like, like, like, he like, he a vibe, you know what I'm saying? Opposed to you getting scary or doing too much or doing the least or doing the most, you just doing exactly what you supposed to do.

Just be yourself.

Be your motherfucking self.

Yeah, and then just ask questions you want to ask and just like stop being like, oh my God. I have a friend and she's never had nobody pay, buy her nothing. And then we went out and this man was like, I'm gonna take you shopping, let's go. 'And we go and he spends like, I don't know, like maybe like $1,500.' She was like, 'What?' I'm like, 'Bitch, this is normal. You deserve this. He wants to do it. It doesn't mean you have to do anything in return. He offered, he wanted to do it, he took you to the store, he bought you the shit.

Just enjoy it.' Yeah, just maintain your aura.

Yeah, and just be yourself. It is what it is. If a man wants to do that shit, Let him do it. Let him do it. It is what it is. Same thing with like the work stuff. Now, you know, now like sponsorships are coming through. She— I, I work for this now. I proved enough that, hey, I can make it happen so you can invest in me.

Well, you deserve it. You dope. You really dope. You super dope. I believe you're super dope. I believe you can be— it's not even what you can be, I believe you will be I am already.

You are.

Yeah, you will be. You are, um, the greatest podcaster to ever do it.

Yeah, I'll be the first Russian to make it in the States.

Yes. Yeah. Can we play basketball together?

Oh my God, you're gonna be embarrassed. I can't play basketball. I'm so bad.

Oh yeah, you play tennis.

Well, we— I mean, if you can teach me basketball, I'll play with you.

I can definitely teach you how to dribble some balls.

Do I need to have two or one? I thought it was one.

Well, technically, you ever seen them practicing where they dribble both of the balls at the same time?

Oh, that's how we're gonna do it? Yeah, at the same time.

Yeah, you're gonna be dribbling both of the balls at the same time.

Okay, and then at what point do I shoot?

It's gonna help you work on your hand-eye coordination.

Oh, I got that from tennis.

Okay.

Yeah, I used to do that in tennis, you know. You have to do that, or you have to catch them.

Oh, you catch balls?

Yeah, you have to catch them. I know I got nails, but I can catch them.

The nails ain't always that bad.

You like nails?

I don't know.

Where, on your back?

Of course. But listen, when girls, you know, they call them the— when they do the nails with the grippers. I don't— I've never had a bad experience with nails.

I mean, neither. I don't know why people are so against the nail.

I never had a girl like scratch my balls or stab my shit with the nails.

I thought it like feels good on a man's body when you can like scratch him with your nails.

Yes, a little piece.

Yeah, it's like, it's like, uh, it's like, you know that thing that you do with the, the head? So it's the same thing you can do with the nails. Yeah, you can just like—

you know some shit.

Oh, I know a little bit.

Russian too.

Yeah, I mean, hey, I feel like my personality is finally coming out.

When the last time you had sex?

The last time I had sex? A day after Valentine's.

Don't lie. Seriously, that was the last time. Valentine's?

Yo, listen, I gave this regular man a chance. He's a teacher.

Damn.

You know how much I regretted that shit?

Would you give me a chance?

Maybe. What are we gonna do, just have sex?

Huh?

You're gonna make me look stupid. Like, at least tell me that you're gonna date me.

I'm not telling you that I'm just going to have sex with you.

Okay. What are we going to do?

We're going to do a lot. We're going to go out. We're going to explore. You know what? I think me and you will really make a cute-ass YouTube couple.

Yo, we should do that. Two crazy people together. And then the height difference.

You can walk in buildings with me on your back.

Is that— what are we gonna name it? Chaotic Less?

I don't know.

Less Chaotic with one S? Less Chaotic?

Less Chaotic. Uh-huh.

See, two people who do content get together. No, I think we should definitely, um, I think we should sell it to a network. Fuck the YouTube. We should do YouTube, but we also—

we should go to YouTube. Because we can control our own narrative. We can make our own money and we can be our own bosses.

And then I'm going to go and date all these athletes, like, behind your back, and then you're going to go date all these baddies, and then we're going to fight because of that?

No, we're not going to. There is— there is— we're not going to defile each other that way.

Okay. What are we going to do?

We're going to keep it real with each other and we're going to have a beautiful, fun, inspirational life. We're going to do— we're going to challenge each other to do things that one another wouldn't do. Okay. So things that you haven't done or been afraid to do your whole life, I'm going to challenge you to do them. And things that I haven't done and been afraid to do my whole life, you're going to challenge me to do. We're going to challenge each other, expand each other's palate. We're going to, um, we're going to experience different sexual positions that we probably never experienced because of the height difference.

We can't show them on YouTube though.

No, we could talk about it though.

Oh. Oh, okay.

Yeah, like we could talk about it, like, man, last night, you know what I'm saying? Um, we're gonna do— we're gonna do fun stuff.

Okay.

Yeah, that's what we could do.

Somebody said they can't date me because I have a podcast, and, um, and then this other guest, he explained to me, he's like, the reason why is because your type is NBA players. When you sit across from NBA player, any man is going to feel subconscious.

I, I wouldn't care if you sit across from an NBA player because your aura is bigger than any NBA player. Can I tell you something that happened? My ex, right?

Uh-huh. Uh, yeah, let's talk about— let's start.

My ex, she— me and her was dating, we was together, and she had an NBA player that was loving her, and he always used to like try to talk to her, send her money, whatever, whatever, right?

Right?

So boom, she was a liar, compulsive pathological liar.

To him or to you?

To everybody.

Okay.

So boom, I end up breaking up with her, right? And she, oh dude, I've got basketball players, all this one. I mean, boom, went to a basketball player, got drug. After she got drug, she got washed like a rag, rung out and hung on the line to dry. Boom, she became a comrade to this guy. Boom, came back to me, sat down, had a talk with me, like trying to, you know, get— make things back right. And she was like, this man had a $100 million contract and he's never did more for me than you did.

Of course.

So I said that to say this: just because you can go be with an NBA player, it don't mean shit. Doesn't mean anything. I did more for women than NBA players did, than rappers did, than entrepreneurs did. And it wasn't all about finances, it was just in a whole 360-degree, um, angle. So I don't get caught up— that's just like Amy Luciani, and I don't mean to throw her use her as an example because I love you, Amy. This is a disclosure, I do love you. But she left Mozzy, kicked Mozzy to the curb to go be with Dwight Howard, and now she's crying with booger sugar in her hand.

I mean, it's true because like, you know, their lifestyle is very different. So it's like, that's what people need to understand too. Like, it can't just be any guy that's gonna sit across from me that I'm like, oh my God, let me just go and like date you. Fuck no, because he ain't gonna date me, he's gonna date 20 other And that's gonna be on you if you lose me as a good guy.

And guess what that does for me? Remember I said that every, every, every situation, right, it comes— it's not negative, it's not positive, it comes as it is, and it's on you to make it a negative or positive thing, right? So if you have a situation where you sitting across from an NBA player, it can be the way that it goes left or right, negative or positive, it's all based upon your decision. So if you do some sucker shit, then you made it that way, you know what I'm saying? So me over here, I'm not looking at it like, oh man, she's gonna— no, it's just, it's whatever. If you make it that, whoop-de-doo. You know what that did for me? It showed me you're not worthy of my love. And guess what I do? I keep it pushing in life with my head held high, on to the next. Goal or accomplishment, a woman or whatever it may be?

I want a man to chase me.

No, babe, are you not gonna be jealous of me? I don't, I don't do no chasing.

Can you like at least pretend to be jealous?

I'll be like, oh no, I don't chase nothing. No, I don't chase dreams, I don't chase money. Come on, man, you're attracted. I'm the most attractive man in the world.

Oh, I see.

I attract everything. Okay, I don't gotta chase nothing.

I fuck with it. I think that's the best thing because I'm so The jealousy—

you're so attractive.

I'm attractive, but I hate this whole jealousy part when jealousy stands on no ground. Like, my discernment, your discernment is up to you and me. If you don't have it, like you said, it's— I can't do shit. If you're gonna go cheat on me, you're gonna— I can't stop you from doing that. Nobody can. And this whole, like, grand idea that this got to be something bigger than what it is, it's, it's not realistic.

We got to stop thinking about what a person is going to do behind our back and just start enjoying the moments that we have with them. And whatever they do behind— when they're, when they're doing things, whatever they're doing behind our back, we shouldn't even have time to be thinking about that. Because when they're behind our back, we should be focusing on what's in front of us.

Exactly.

You understand what I'm saying? So if you hear podcasting with some guy behind my back, right, I should be focusing on whatever's in front of me, whether if I'm podcasting or shooting content or working.

I shouldn't even have time to be worried about what you're doing.

Uh, a, a, a, a real man or real, real woman aren't going to be in a situation where they have to worry about the what the person is doing behind their back. That is the most— that's annoying, disgusting. Yeah, it's like that, that, that, that is like, why are you worried? If you got to worry about what somebody doing behind your back, you shouldn't even be claiming them, or you shouldn't even be fucking with them.

Exactly. Because like, I know what it takes to podcast, I know what it takes for you to do content. You're going to be around girls Because you need them for your content.

Really, really, all I need is you.

Really?

If I, if I get you, I don't need no other girls because your personality is one of one.

Okay.

Your beauty is one of one. Oh my God, your aura.

Keep talking.

Your aura is one of a goddess.

Okay.

When you come inside of a room, you own it. You don't walk in, you saw Shay. Okay. You float. And if you do walk, you're walking on water. Yeah, it's no comparison. Y'all heard it, there's no comparison. That's how you get a girl here.

That's what kind of bullshit you need to feed a woman to get her fall in love with you.

But this is the problem. But this is the problem.

You see what you said?

That's the kind of bullshit— that's not bullshit.

I know, I know.

I just gave you— I just gave you synopsis of yourself. No, I was speaking in real time, in real life, okay, to you on a real situation.

I received that.

If I had you, right, I would need no other woman. What would I need another woman for content for?

I don't know. I think I'm not good enough.

So that's what I'm trying to show you. I would need no other woman. Why would I need another woman? Look at you, you're gorgeous. You have a super duper amazing supernatural, um, personality. You're very intelligent, you're athletic, you know, you, you, you're spiritual. What more can a nigga want?

And I'm funny too.

Yeah, that comes, that comes under personality.

Yeah.

So we would have fun all day. You connected, you make moves, you ambitious, you're hungry. Come on, G. It's like, what, what else? What? Hey, you are all in one.

All in one. I'm the only one.

You're all in one and one in all.

There you go, see? But this is what I'm telling this.

And look at that mouth, right?

So this is what I'm saying, men need to learn how to speak to women because they don't know how to talk like that. So of course they'll never be with me because you're the one that's like, oh, I see you, I see through you.

They don't got to be with you, I'll be with you.

Exactly. Exactly. How old are you?

Huh?

How old are you? Huh? How old are you?

50.

I love me an older man.

50. Really, 52.

It's fine as long as you're not 80. We good.

No, I'm 52.

That's my type is like below 80.

Yeah, I'm 52.

52?

52.

Ooh, that's a good age.

Yeah.

And I wouldn't care about your past.

Yeah, because I got a long, long, long, long, long, long past. Yes.

So what about the girl that called you before we started filming? What's gonna happen with her?

Well, the girl that called me before, uh, we start filming, she already understands and knows that her position in my life isn't, um, attached to monogamy.

Okay.

And will never be monogamized.

Okay.

Because that's not the terms and conditions of our agreement, because she doesn't come with enough, uh, she doesn't come with enough value. I can't say that. I would never devalue a woman, so I won't say she don't come with enough value. That's why I'm choosing my words wisely. She just doesn't come with enough, um, she don't come with enough of attributes.

Bam.

She don't come with enough attributes that I need to be fully locked in with one woman. Like, you are all in one. She's not an all-in-one. So when you deal with girls, she's a one of all but not an all of one.

Damn, baby girl, you beautiful, you're amazing.

She knows she's beautiful and amazing.

Maybe not for him.

Gorgeous, smart.

Hold up, so when you have— when you start talking to women How do you have that conversation that, hey, you know, same way I'm having it with you? So you're just gonna like—

I tell every woman I'm superhuman, I'm supernatural, I'm, I'm not of the world. I'm not— my, my body is just a vessel, and I— it's my temple, so I take great care of it. But I am not of the flesh. I am definitely a spiritual being. I am a divine energy, and, um, my thoughts and my outlook on life isn't basic at all. So in order for you to be able to deal with me, you will have to definitely think outside the box. You have to be a great thinker. You have to in some form register to philosophy, um, and you will have to have uh, some type of education on the history of the original Black man so you can know where my thought process comes from.

Okay. What's your love language?

All of them. All, every one of them. I speak every language of love.

So how do you like to be loved?

In all ways. The same way that I give— the same way that I give love is the way I like to be loved. So I love words of affirmation. I love gifts because I love giving gifts. I love receiving gifts. I love physical touch. I love being rubbed and touched and kissed on. Um, uh, acts of service. I love to be served. Cook for me, serve for sure, clean for me. And I like to serve for sure. I would cook for you. I would clean for you. I would get in the shower and wash your body. I would wash your feet. I would kiss your feet. I would brush your hair. I would do your makeup.

You would do my makeup?

I would pick out your outfit. I will help you get dressed. I will pull your pants up while you wiggle up in them.

Damn, you got game.

That's amazing. I take my shirt off, go in the front yard and wash your car.

This shirt?

That's whatever shirt I got on.

Are you gonna buy me a car?

I will buy you a car. Car.

There you go, see? Oh, all you gotta say, for sure, that's all you gotta say. I'll buy you a car, I'll wash your car, I will wash your clothes, I will, I will lick off sweat off your body.

Yeah, I would definitely lick the sweat off your body.

Would you learn how to play tennis?

I would love to learn how to play tennis.

Okay, that's great.

I would definitely— but I'm athletic, so I want to be out there Smacking the balls across to you. I want to smack these balls right there in your face. Bam, bam. I want to smack these— bam. Smacking balls back and forth.

Wait, can I have male friends? Huh? Can I have male friends?

I don't care.

Would you be okay with it?

Yeah, they're male friends. Why would I stop you from being able to network and connect and experience knowledge from other people. 'Cause it's a lot of other men out here that's smarter than me, some know more than me. So you might get some game from one of your male friends that you can bring home to me and say, yo babe, I was out tonight, we was talking, me and my homeboy them, and he was talking about this and I thought about you and look, he gave me this book right here. Or babe, you know, I remember you was talking about you wanna start that business. I got my other homeboy over here, he knows how to do this and do that. Like, so why would I not want my woman to network? Just know your place. Just know your place when you're doing it. Like, you know, you're— you know your role. If you— everything is done with all due respect. So long as you're doing everything respectfully, I don't care. Not a minute that you do what you're doing disrespectfully will be the day that I just leave you alone. I'm not gonna chase you, I'm not gonna fight you, I'm not gonna argue you. Oh, that's how you playing? Okay, cool. Well, I guess this is where we come to the end of the road. Still I Can't Let Go.

What, are we gonna get divorced? Huh? We're gonna get divorced?

I mean, first of all, if we get married, right?

If— when—

when we get married, I— we— there is no divorce with me.

Okay, so we just— we are We are understanding.

When you take that vow to make me your man for the rest of your life, through sickness and health, till death do us part, then at that very moment there is no disrespect. Any disrespect that you ever had in you immediately leaves your system for the rest of your life.

So, okay, the agreement is going to be if you would want to go and experience other women, whatever, you got to let me know because otherwise it's cheating. And if you cheat, I cheat back.

Well, I would experience other women with you.

Oh, that's what we're doing.

And if you don't want to experience the woman with me but you still giving me the green light to experience the other woman, then I'll let you coach.

And you always wearing condoms, right?

Fuck yeah. Why would I want to go fuck these bitches raw when they fucking Tom, Dick, Harry, and all type of niggas, man? These bitches walking around with polluted pussies. You think I'm trying to stick my clean, beautiful, girthy, earthy fucking shit up in them? No. And then my shit come out bruised up, my shit come out with the chickenpox and shit. Now I'm coming back to you like, babe, my shit got the chickenpox, what do I do? Now you like, nigga, you get divorced because that shit ain't going in me no more.

No, we're taking you to the doctor first.

Yeah, and if it's something that you can't get rid of, we're getting divorced because you went against the code. Why would you fuck that bitch raw?

What about if she gives you head? Can you wear a condom too.

So first of all, I think that when I'm married and I'm, and I'm doing that and my wife— like, girls got to have their MyCharts, man, period.

Have to.

Like, if you ain't coming with your— because I come with a MyChart. Like, I'm a dog that come with papers, you understand what I'm saying? A lot of dogs don't come with their papers.

They don't have insurance.

That's why they want to say I come with my papers. So it's like, at the end of the day, that's what makes me so qualified lot for a woman also. That's another reason I'm so qualified, because I can actually go on my phone and pull out my, my, my paperwork and say, look babe, you wanna, you wanna check this out? I do. I tend to do that on first dates.

Wait, have you ever had any STD before? Like, have you had chlamydia or gonorrhea or one of those?

I mean, I think that everybody done had the claps. That's when you get burnt and you got to take the two pills and pee it out. I got that early in the game. And that was something that made me say, you better use your rubbers. That's when I know for a fact that I had to use my rubbers.

Wait, did you ever address it with the girl that you got it from? Huh? Have you ever addressed it with a girl you got it from?

Of course.

What did she say?

And I was in a relationship at that time, and I was with a girl with the mindset like you. She was cool with me doing my thing with other girls. So when it happened to me, I went straight to her and told her, babe, this bitch I hit last night, da da da da da. And she was like, well, shit, we gotta go to the hospital, nigga. So we went to the doctor, we both got tested together. They gave me the 2 pills. She didn't even have it, but she still wanted the 2 pills, so they hooked her up with the 2 pills. We both— and then from that moment forth, I just started moving smarter.

See, you got to teach men because they be out here raw dogging.

No, I ain't out here raw dogging. That is dangerous, especially when you're somebody who is like Yeah, I'm not dog rawling or raw dogging.

That's crazy to me. That is a crazy concept to me. They're just willing to put their life and risk it like that.

That's crazy.

Stop looking in my mouth.

I want to kiss you on camera.

No.

How many guys' heart would that break if me and you kissed right now?

Shit, at this point, hundreds.

Do you want to break some hearts right now?

Huh? I'm not ready. You have to be official with me first before— I've never been—

when we kiss right now, we're gonna be official.

I've never been public with no man on social media. I've never posted a man before. So do I have to post you now?

Listen, babe, I'm one of those boyfriends where it's like whatever you feel comfortable with is what you do. Are you gonna just know when you post me, right? Just know if any negative things come with you posting me— girl, he's a dog, he's a this, he's a that— if you're ready to block all that out, then you can post me all. So that's what I'm saying. Because me, I'm the type of person, if I post my woman, right, like right now, if I posted you and they could say, man, she used to suck dog dick, I'll be like, so I don't care.

This is the type of man I need in my life because I'm Like, all of this shit, they hear something and they're like, oh my God. And I'm like, the fuck? Like, I got a pass too.

Everybody got a pass. Yeah, like, I don't want a woman that ain't got no pass.

Yeah, cuz it's—

because then I know you know what you doing, man. She used to suck dog dick from the back. Like, damn, for real, nigga? Tell me more.

Now I want to see that shit.

So now when I come home to you, like, damn, babe, I heard you was looking at that dog dick from the back. What is it about me that you ain't? Because I ain't a dog? You want me to get on all four and bark right now, nigga? Let me get some of that.

No, no, no. Everything has to come, you know, in waves. So I was just saving it for now. Now you're asking me? Now let me perform. Because you know sometimes when you have like first, like when you start like having sex with somebody, you're like, I don't want to show him everything I know just because Let me—

I—

we gotta test the waters.

You look like you know some shit.

I know some shit.

That shit just made me just— I just got butterflies when you said that because I believe you. Oh my God, Jesus Christ.

I don't know why people think I'm such an angel and I'm just like—

I never thought you was an angel.

Nah, because where you met me was not an angelic place. Oh, you know some They think I'm this like Barbie girl that's like so perfect. Like, no, I'm far from perfect.

I could just see you doing like— what?

I know you don't have much time today for me, so—

all right, let you just—

what? If we keep going further, he's definitely gonna me? How many girls' hearts are you gonna break if you kiss me on camera? What's so funny?

What? To be honest with you, uh-huh, I, I honestly wouldn't even know. Because I know it's a lot of love out there in the world. We be loved by people we don't even know loving us.

Of course.

So hearts will break that we won't even know.

Yeah, somebody yesterday, somebody in the comments said, I thought you were wifey material, but you're courtside. I was like, damn, what did I do?

Where did Courtside come from?

It came from, um, so I had a management team when I just started posting tennis content, and we were trying to figure out what we can do that's tennis related. And so anything else tennis related was taken, and so the only thing was like Courtside. And I was like, I literally have never even been courtside basketball at the time.

And I was like, wait, so Courtside is tennis related?

It's tennis related, yeah. Tennis court, courtside.

Oh, so they call tennis court courtside?

Yeah, you can be courtside too. Yeah.

Oh, I thought courtside was only basketball. So you know people would twisted because you're tall.

Exactly.

And they'll think Courtside.

But that's why I was like, that's genius, because now I can go Courtside. I can be Courtside. Courtside Les is Courtside, you know? And then I kind of decided to keep it that way. And then talk— when the show came about, it was Talk Less because it's less with one S instead of two S's. So I was like, Talk Less because it's me talking.

Now that part I didn't understand. Talk Less because it's me talking.

Yeah. Less is Talk Less.

Oh, you know what? Yeah, because your name is Lesya B, and then it was like talk less. It's a double entendre.

Yes, you see?

Damn, you smart.

This is what I'm saying, people don't get that.

And I'll kiss you on the cheek.

On the cheek? Maybe on the cheek.

You want to right now?

I have a little gift for you.

A kiss? No, you ever heard that song? Work for it. You ever heard that song? Just a kiss on your lips in the moonlight, just the fire from your tongue burning so bright, and I don't want to mess this thing up, and I don't want to move too fast. You ever heard that song?

No, but you are so good.

You can sing. It's by Lady Ella Bellum.

You can sing? That's crazy. You know my favorite song?

What?

It's the snow bunnies. I have never seen such a genius thing on the internet until somebody sent it to me, and I was like, this shit is hilarious.

No, I, I listen, like, when I— I love women. I don't care if it's black, white. I'm telling you, I love women. I'm— I don't, I don't feel like it's like a thing where like, oh, it got to be like— no, bro, like, to each his own. Like, they be saying little athletes get on and they get a white girl. I'd be like, bro, how do you know what that white girl did for that man? That white girl could have been the thing that kept that man the most focused his whole life. That white girl could have been investing her money, her time, her everything into that man while he— that white girl could have been shooting with him in the gym, literally, just like that black girl could have been shooting with him in the gym, just like any woman could be shooting with somebody in the gym. So when it says, oh, you know, you want a white girl, you wanted to get like— bro, let people date what they want to date, bro. You understand what I'm saying? Like, let people date, because it only happens when they see a man dating a white woman. But if you see a woman dating a white man, she ain't up under—

she got the bag now. She's—

for her, it's gonna be, oh boy, she, she's a GOAT, she got— she bagged this. They ain't never said nothing about Eve. Eve got a white man. I ain't never heard nobody throw no shot on Eve.

I don't know.

Uh, what's the other girl? Um, the black girl. Um, she was in that movie. Um, she got a white man. They never said nothing about— Halle Berry got probably one of the top 3 sex scenes in a movie of all times with a white man.

She's so hot.

Nobody said nothing about that. So I just feel like, you know what I'm saying, let people date what they want to date. Like, you know what I'm saying? Because y'all don't know what these people doing for these people, you feel me? And if, and if, and if— and I'ma just say this— if I, if our Black women want to just keep our Black men within the race, then they got to do better by how they view us, you feel me? Stop just making it like, oh, if we ain't got no money, fuck that nigga, he ain't paying my bill for the— stop looking at us like that, because the white woman over there ain't saying it.

Even if she feel like that, she's not gonna say I don't know what this is, and I don't mean to start all this ruckus, but I have a friend who has a big podcast. Shout out to Sarah, It's Given Podcast. And she is very pro-marriage, and she's very like— and she's so beautiful in her stance, and she lives her truth. But the amount of Black women hating on her and doing all this negative—

you talk about the girl that just got married?

Yes. I love Sarah is amazing.

I love Sarah.

And the way that Black women are tearing her down— I literally said, I was like, you know, I never understood what is this thing.

You know why? Why? Because she speak up for the Black man.

She does.

Anybody that speaks up for a Black man is going to be torn down by a Black woman. It's bad because they don't want to put Black men on the pedestal. Because, okay, I would accept accountability for Black men. We some douchebags, we done did our wrong, we done cheated, we done did— but the same thing Black men do, white men do.

For real, they do.

But you don't see the white woman tearing down the white man because we don't talk about this shit happen.

Fuck it, like, I'm gonna move on.

The white man cheat, they infidelity, they do all type of stuff, but you don't hear the white man— the white woman dogging them out like the Black woman dog out the Black men. So I look at it like Let's just, let's just put more love out there, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? If we want to keep it a cultural thing and we want to keep everything Black on Black, you know what I'm saying? If we want to keep our sexual crimes Black on Black, then let's, let's, let's love. Let's bring the love back. Yeah, let's bring speaking life into Black men. Let's make that— let's make speaking life not just into Black men. Let's make speaking life into men, same as women, popular again. And let's make speaking life into women popular. Let's make speaking life into each other popular again, because no race dogs out each other more than the Black man and the Black woman. The Black man and the Black woman dog out each other, um, in the media and in songs and everywhere else more than any other race. In the universe. So if we want to change something far as dating out of our races, let's start within our race. Let's start to respect each other and love each other again in our race, and then we can focus back on loving each other again to where we don't have to look outside of our race to love others, if that's the case. And that go for woman and man.

Yeah, because this whole narrative, like, I I don't need no man, blah blah blah. We obviously need each other. We love— we literally, we are just— we are chemically wired to connect. We need to have connection.

We need it.

We need to—

I say that, we need it. And that's why so many women are single, because they feel, I don't need a man, I don't need— and that's why so many women are single. So many women are emotionally messed up in the head, and so many men are single, and so many men are emotionally messed up in the head, because everybody's running around thinking they don't need nobody when we all need someone to love. I did a song like that. That's in the song. I said, we all need somebody, we all need someone to love, and we all need love.

And I feel like that's the narrative, like whether you love them for 2 weeks or 2 years or 20 years, it's still love. Like, I was on ChatGPT the other day. I was like, man, this guy got me fucked up. This regular guy got me fucked up. And then the ChatGPT said, you had a great experience. Nobody got you fucked up. You needed that in that moment. You enjoyed that in that moment. Let it go.

Now, you know what's crazy?

What?

That you talked to ChatGPT about it, and you ain't talk, uh, uh, uh, Secret about it. You could have called your friend. But it's so bad because you damn near can't even call your friend to get no fucking advice no more. You got to talk to ChatGPT to get good advice.

Because every time you talk about a man or something else, they're gonna they're going to say like, oh, fuck this guy, blah, blah, blah. Like, there's no real advice from friendship anymore. Even with therapists, like, it's not real advice anymore. No, because it's just like there is always a hidden narrative or like somebody is trying to protect you. And then when the chat is trying to protect me, it's protecting me from like whatever, because like chat is very trained on like psychological shit.

Yeah.

So it's very trained. So I would much rather talk to ChatGPT about the shit than anybody else.

It's trying to give you the right answer rather than if you like it or not. And you can't argue with ChatGPT. You can argue back and forth with a friend, but ChatGPT, you can't argue it. Because when ChatGPT tells you, you got the— it's like, damn, you're right, ChatGPT. But you can argue with your friend like, but bitch, what about this? But what about that? What about—

I hate arguing. I don't do that. So that's the thing about me.

I don't either.

I can't stand the whole arguing thing when somebody is like— I just had an argument with my friend And the amount of insults that were taught toward— that they were told towards me, I was like, literally my message was, I acknowledge what I did wrong. I said, I'm sorry. And also I'm telling you how I felt. What you are doing is you're insulting my character again and again and again. I'm not having this conversation with you because it's pointless. We're not solving anything. You're trying to dig a deeper hole and I'm not, I'm not with it. I'm not with it. I'm sorry. I love you, but I can't do this.

Trying to dig a deeper hole and I'm not trying to climb in it.

No, you're only trying to climb the tree.

Yes, I want to climb a tree and build a treehouse.

What kind of treehouse? How many little rooms do you want in there?

I don't know, it depends on— it depends on how, how, uh, how much space it is in the tree. Trying to fill it up.

Uh, let's do 2, 3 rooms at most.

Yeah, I'm trying to fill that tree up.

You're crazy. I got a little gift for you.

Okay, give me that little gift.

A little gift for you. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

See, I love gifts.

Of course.

Oh, you know I love the swag. Oh my God. Oh yeah, so, so fire.

Oh my God, it's extra large, so I knew that you were a big guy.

So yes, this This is so fire. I wear my stuff oversized anyway. This is so fire. I'm so glad. So can— so can—

huh?

So, so can we do like a, um, can we do like a, uh, matching day where we both put on our little sweaters and go on a little date?

Yeah, let's do it.

Okay, when you want to go?

Uh, I gotta go to Miami and I'll be back.

When you go to Miami?

Tomorrow— on Thursday.

What you going to Miami for?

Doing podcasts.

Who you finna interview down there?

I'm not interviewing, they interviewing me. I'm going on Mr. Organic, I'm going on Goldie, so I'm going fresh and clean.

Mr. Organic, that's our dog, that's my nigga.

You are a fanboy, Mr. Organic.

Hey, one thing about me, I'm never afraid to say I'm a fan of somebody. Like, I'm a fan of Mr. Organic, that's my boy. I'm a fan, I'm a big fan. I would never sit here and Like, I'm not— I, I— that's like me giving my flowers. And he's not the only person I'm a fan of, but I'm a fan of him. You know who else I'm a fan of? Um, 6ix9ine, King.

Yeah, yeah, I want to— I want to meet him too.

I'm a fan of him. I'm a fan of Ben the Goat, Ben the God, Ben the— Ben, I don't know which one, the part, uh, the, the, the Twitch guy, his name Ben the Don. Um, man, I'm a fan of a lot— Tupac. I'm a fan of a lot of people, but I'm just saying, like, people that's doing their thing right now It's a lot of people out there that I'm a fan of, that I'm inspired by.

Young Goldie, you know him? He's also out of Miami, so I'm doing his podcast too.

Oh, Young Goldie. Yeah. You know what's crazy? I don't know if I'm a fan of him.

We'll find out after I do your show.

I see, because he, he, he's very entertaining. I don't got nothing against him. It just, he go too hard on the women, dog. Like it's just overly hard. Like Mr. Organic, he like, he go hard, but he like—

He's respectful.

He's still respectful. That dude, boy, that dude there, he don't give two. Oh my God, he go overly. It's just for me, I still consider my family, my nieces, my sisters, my cousins, and other beautiful women in the world. So it's like I would never want, like want them to have a man like, disrespect them at that level, you know what I'm saying? So I just feel like he just get overly disrespectful with it, but he doing his thing, so I respect his content.

So I'm going on Fresh and Fit too.

So I'm doing Fresh and Fit, my boys too.

Yeah, so I'm gonna go on theirs and I'm gonna go on his. But the thing is, like, when I'm there is a little bit different because I can have a different conversation. I'm very respectful, so I'm not going to be like— I'm going to give them a different type of a show. Yeah, I'll be like this. I'm not Scream, yell, none of that, because I already done Fresh and Fit one time. And then I'm doing the one that you did, uh, Talk This to Say This to Say That, or you just did Talk Say What Said.

I Said That to Say This.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, she reached out to me after yours.

Oh, you doing a podcast run? That's gonna be dope.

You—

that's gonna be really dope.

Yeah.

Why you ain't take me with you? Come on, Thursday we gonna sleep in the same—

I got Airbnb.

Who want with you?

Myself.

Can I sleep in the bed with you?

Well, as a husband, yeah.

That's— so we're gonna be able to sleep together if I'm not there?

Yeah, we're gonna go get married on Wednesday and then Thursday you come in.

How long we staying?

Till Monday. Jeez. Yeah, we might still till Tuesday because we might go to Taste of Tennis in Miami.

So they have a Miami Open tennis tournament and we can be down there shooting hella content for YouTube. Yeah.

Yeah, look at—

all right, so check it, let's do this. What you doing tonight?

I have to have a meeting. Why?

After you meet, let's go, let's go eat.

Okay, it's going to be like around 10.

Let's go eat tomorrow.

Let's go eat tomorrow.

Yeah, so we'll go eat tomorrow, and guess what we'll do tomorrow?

Get married.

No, what?

We'll talk less and do more. Yo, yo, yo, tell people where they can find you.

I mean, y'all can find me, you can find me in St. Louis rolling on dubs. All right, I'm sorry. Nah, y'all can find me at Chaotic305 everywhere. Chaotic with a K, Chaotic 305 on Instagram, and Chaotic 305 on Facebook, and Chaotic TV on YouTube, Chaotic TikTok on TikTok.

What is your podcast? You started your podcast.

My podcast is Chaotic Conversations, and you never invited me.

Thank you.

But oh no, we finna do— we finna do it. We're gonna do it for sure.

Y'all gotta tap in with Chaotic Conversations because they be talking some shit on there.

Yeah, y'all come on Chaotic Conversations. Um, it's on my YouTube, Chaotic TV. I got, uh, some everybody done been on there. It's crazy.

And he don't hold back. It's not one of those like, oh, let me be PG, uh, PR response.

No, I'll be talking about people business. I don't care. I'll be talking about Lil Scrappy all the time. I'll be talking about whoever. I don't care, you know what I'm saying? Because I just feel like if you care, the more you care, the less you do.

Because you gotta do talking.

That's why they say care less. Yeah, because the more you care, the less you do. But if you put care and less together, you will care less.

I love it.

Or if you put care and less together, you will care for less.

There you go. See, you, you guys just saw how he does it. This is a lesson 101, how to get a woman, how to talk to a woman. How to use words properly and how to promise her the world without promising her the world so she can fall in love with you.

Damn.

He's good. He's amazing. That's why I wanted to have Kehotic on my show. But other than that, thank you so much for coming on.

Can we kiss?

On the cheek.

Come on.

Come on. You gotta come to me.

Why you move? You can't move. You gotta relax. You gotta put your hands down. Put your hands down. Relax.

Close your eyes.

You have to put your hands down. Relax.

Lay back.

You have to close your eyes. I'm telling you, I'm gonna kiss you right now, but you gotta put your hands down and you gotta close your eyes. Now show first before you close your eyes, where, where can I kiss you?

Right here.

Okay. Hands down.

I'm gonna slap you if you try to get—

Hands down, hands down. Do you trust me?

I don't know you.

Do you trust me?

Oh, let's go.

Do you trust me?

Just do it.

Put your hands down and you got to close your eyes. Come on. All right, hands in your lap, eyes closed. All right, keep your eyes closed. You got to keep your hands down. All right, eyes closed. Okay, wait, why— what are you laughing? Why ain't even do nothing yet? Hands down, eyes closed.

Okay, you ready? Yeah, let's go.

Take a deep breath.

All right, hands down. You smell good.

Thank you. Hands down, eyes closed.

Okay, you ain't even let me like stay still. You have—

this is a trust thing. Hands down, hands down, eyes closed. You ready?

Hey, look at that!

It took us 25 minutes and you were so scared.

My reputation was on the line.

See, let me tell you something. I feel like, I feel like a prefrontal cortex kiss is way more valuable than a lip kiss or a cheek kiss.

You feel me? I agree.

Because I just kissed— because I just tapped into your mind.

Oh yeah, I can My third eye got—

and you know what happened? You know what happened when I kissed your mental? I changed your mentality about me. And on that note, y'all make sure y'all follow me, Chaotic 305, on all platforms. The Love Doctor.

The Love Doctor. But you guys, thank you so much for tuning in. I appreciate all the love. I appreciate all the new subscribers. I appreciate so many people reaching out to me and saying that they finally discovered my podcast. It's been a year, but Hey, thank you guys, always appreciate the love. Talk less, show more. Subscribe on all of the platforms and shout out to Chaotic for making this shit chaotic.

Pow pow pow!

That's just so good.

You thought she was getting kissed.