A short YouTube monologue by Donald Burns in which the speaker frames themselves as a fast-paced, high-functioning individual who operates unconventionally in business and life. The recurring motif is a warning/brand metaphor—"catch me if you can"—used to convey speed, productivity, and an out-of-the-box negotiating style.
You came with a warning label, what would your warning label say? Oh, this is a good one. I would probably say cash me if you can. There you go. Because, you know, a lot of people just can't keep up with my speed. And I'm very high functioning, you know, and I accomplish a lot in a day. And whether it's in business or my personal life, I curate, I create. And the way I even negotiate or do my business is an out of the box, like, untraditional ways. So it takes like, literally, catch me if you can.
If your restaurant only works because you work 80 hours a week, it doesn't work.
