A short interview-style monologue by Donald Burns (uploaded Aug 29, 2025) in which the speaker describes themselves as 'built different' and 'high-functioning.' In this exchange they offer a playful warning label—"catch me if you can"—to communicate their fast pace, high productivity, unconventional business methods, and tendency to operate outside traditional norms.
You came with a warning label, what would your warning label say? Oh, this is a good one. I would probably say cash me if you can. There you go. Because, you know, a lot of people just can't keep up with my speed. And I'm very high functioning, you know, and I accomplish a lot in a day. And whether it's in business or my personal life, I curate, I create. And the way I even negotiate or do my business is an out of the box, like, untraditional ways. So it takes like, literally, catch me if you can.
If your restaurant only works because you work 80 hours a week, it doesn't work.
