Glenn DawsonReset-U Fitness · Owner and CEO of Reset-U Fitness

Copy of P90X Spoof Short edited 2 1

5 Apr 2019 · 1 min

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The video presents a short, satirical exchange between two speakers. Speaker A promotes a hyper‑extreme “Extreme Psychotic Fat Loss Program,” claiming that eating any food within strict macros, limiting calories to under 450 per day, and completing eight three‑hour HIIT cardio sessions weekly will guarantee six‑pack abs, and that feeling hungry proves the program works. Speaker B counters the absurdity, arguing that such extreme cardio and calorie restriction clearly don’t work—citing the United States’ high obesity rates despite high exercise levels—and blames a “busted” metabolism. He then advertises Reset You’s five‑year‑developed “5‑Step Reset Formula” workshop, promising to repair damaged metabolisms and deliver fat‑loss results, urging viewers to click to register.

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Anyone can have six-pack abs as long as you follow the Extreme Psychotic Fat Loss Program. You can eat anything you want as long as it fits your specific macros. And then make sure you keep your calories below 450 per day. That's gonna give you extreme fat loss results. And if you're hungry, that's how you know it's working. And then mix in 8 3-hour sessions of cardio per week, HIIT training. Anybody could do these moves, they're super simple. And if you can't fit in your cardio 8 times a week, you don't deserve abs.
Enough. Listen, if doing more cardio and cutting your calories actually worked, the US would not be the most obese nation in the world, despite the fact that we work out more than any other country in the world. You see, the reason that none of the classes or diets have actually worked is because your metabolism is busted. And at Reset You, we spent the last 7 years developing a formula to reset even the most damaged metabolisms to see amazing fat loss. So to register for our 5-Step Reset Formula workshop, click below and we'll customize a plan for you.