Two people sing a parody of "She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain" about their friend Christine, wishing she lived closer. They celebrate her teasing humor, her nice house and cat, her love of shopping and gardening, and her strong faith.
Alright, so today we're doing Christine's song.
Yeah.
We're using the tune "She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain." Round the mountain, yeah. We would like if she lived closer. She's Christine. She was here the whole last week. She likes to pick on me, and I pick right back. She can always get me to laugh. We would like if she lived closer. She's Christine. She has a nice little house with a nice cat. She has great kids, all with good jobs, and she has grandkids too. I remember taking her to the mountains in Virginia. At a gift store, I bought her girly things. She really likes to shop. We would like if she lived closer. If she did, she could come back and tease me. Good. Very nice.
Good.
So that's Christine's song.
I see. I'm going to enjoy that one.
You enjoy that one?
Yeah. Yeah, she's a character.
She is?
Yeah, she's really good.
Tell me more.
And she likes to She likes to tease me. And what are some of the others? She likes to pick on me, right? And I pick right back, right? She always gets me to laugh, that's true. Yeah, she's got a neat little house. Yeah. And she's taking care of herself, you know. She's got that little house and her cat. It's really neat.
That's great.
Yeah, she's great. She had quite an incident one time, and that's why she's down all the time. I shouldn't say down, she's perfect.
Perfect.
But she really had an injury, so you know, and she's still dealing with it, but she's got a— she's a character, so she can handle it. But she has to go to a lot of doctors a lot of times with her, but she's doing well. She can be an honoring little shit sometimes. And she's very religious too. She's really cool, all on her own. She's great. But we've been going on her this whole year with her gardening. She loves gardening. And she's got birds all over the place, whatever. And basically we're somewhat part of that, whatever. It's really great.
Nice.
But she's a, she's a character. Hopefully sooner or later, maybe if she wants to come and get a house, you know, a different house, whatever, then we can bring her up here and keep her here, either in the area or whatever, you know. But she's, she's really great.
Very good.
And I have to admit, she's also honoring. I don't know where they all got that from.
Oh.
