Eric 1987 or 1988 Pt2

I'll get another one. You can hang up another one. He doesn't want the tree.

Why don't you hang this up?

It's a Taco Burger.

Where are you?

Yeah, watch Jerry Rice. Easy outside. Hang right there. Now he is going to just delay and come underneath. Bill Walsh said two things yesterday: we want to get the ball to Jerry Rice, but we have to be patient and hit the underneath pass. I said, well, how do you get the ball to Rice and get the underneath pass? More importantly, what you said on the NFL the day earlier is Rice is You know, I've always wanted to have one of those old-fashioned kind of Christmas shows ever since—

What do you think you're getting, He-Man? Doesn't have the faintest idea, does he? Camera!

You don't know what to do with that, do you? You do? Here, you want me to break the tape? See, I can't do this very well because I got this silly cookie here. Oh, good, good.

There, what's in there?

Yeah, chomping on his thing. Smile!

Oh, I see.

Yeah, blow on that. That's fun.

It's got some They both got drums.

Yeah, he's got a drum, huh?

Now you can dig it too.

Trina, let me see it. Trina.

Kevin, did you get anything? I just told them to get whatever they wanted.

Did you put your name in? Yes. Anybody have Kevin's name?

These don't have—

These ones. Where does Bob live?

Yeah, let's figure it out. Oh, you got it already?

You're lucky. Why?

Just eat my cake.

The crumbs upstairs.

Is that your friend? Cherry. What happened to Cherry Pie? I thought we were supposed to share all the cake.

I told you already.

Let's get this chair. Okay.

Oh, he put the I was wondering what it sounded like. I'll take that one. You can put the paper up in there though. You want more paper?

Here, wait.

It's about cars.

I— oh, I think I might have even caught her.

Oh, that's neat. She's not here.

I love that color. I love that color. If I paid you, would you shout out to me?

Now you want your pop back? Okay. What do you mean okay? You're not finished. Sing the songs too? Yeah, that's right. Don't they have the words on the back? Well, that's nice. Yeah. Okay, you, but we need to get Gary using the—

Did Greg Gudorf get his gift? Gary's his gift. Yeah, Greg got his. I got Gary's and I got Greg's.

Whatever.

Where's what?

Your mommy? She's right over there.

Kevin, we have to share the mystery.

Right over there.

No, she's here somewhere. I hope what I asked for comes. What did Gary ask for? Right here. Dick?

What did Gary ask for? A fire—

Thank you! Who had my name exactly? Was it Cheryl?

Is this Cheryl's family? Cheryl who had her name pulled? Yeah, here still sir.

Was Truman Truman before you or after you?

Danny Truman.

Before you?

Okay.

But I don't know where he's at.

You all were younger than Stelzer.

Stelzer isn't here anyways. Right. Here. Let's not argue about this. Sorry, buddy.

That's not what I ordered. That's good.

That's nice.

It looks big enough. Might be too big.

I assumed that. Betty ordered it when she got home. But I see you got green on now. Who's after Betty? You don't want another green one? I like that color. Who's after Betty? Um, Dot. Dot? Because those shirts are really in style right now. Oh yeah, they cost a fortune. Yeah, they do. Oh, you got a dress. It does still fit, I have it. This thing's pretty.

Yeah, speaking of costing a fortune, I owe you money on that shirt too, right? What's all that?

That's still my daddy's.

Okay.

What are you doing? You can put it on your waist or around your shoulders. I've seen them both ways. Isn't that great? I bet everybody else would do this.

Oh, that's nice.

Yeah.

Wait a minute, you're using that on me? Any rag through? Sally ordered one similar and it didn't fit. Yeah.

So I was looking at them and I saw that it fit. I didn't like it on me and my shoulders.

Well, it didn't fit me.

Sure. Is that one of the bows she made? Or is that a bought one? On some of the gifts I gave to the girls I made, I just took a butterfly thing and I had to make like a heart. I just went like this, like, this is what you mean? Oh, Greg's here!

Thank goodness. Who's here?

Greg Gudorf. Oh, did you— did they make it?

They don't work hard.

Where's your dad at? He's not down here yet. Figured I couldn't go wrong. I wish I would have known it was Kevin though. We owed him a mic. I don't know what happened.

Somehow you ordered it anyway.

Is that what you wanted?

Hey, that'll work.

But you guys want to open them at the same time? Yeah, and that's what we could do.

Then they—

then they, before they go out the door, you know, put check marks by that thing. Oh wow, this worked out good. He ended up— yeah, yes, yes, I bought that. I bought half of that. I Mama, are you getting a raincoat? I said I think Neil had his. Are you going to use that tonight?

Yeah, really good deal.

Got to take it back within a week.

Daddy Rose brought this in. It says, you know what you might want to do while we're here is hand Greg try it out and see to make sure he can do it. I tried it out and it feels pretty easy up the bottom. Now when you set it up, when it gets to that thing, you stick that in the ground. When this gets to that thing, you chuck it.

We were gonna get 4 presents, only had to buy 3.

All of a sudden they said that wasn't fair.

I feel bad. We could have come up with something better than—

Aww. I know.

It's kind of hard when you don't know who's guilty.

They need at least—

well, you could probably use 3 down here. What are we doing? I don't know. How many birds do you have?

Another Tonton.

You don't need all of us. You can take them out. Seriously, if you don't need all of us, you can take them out. What happened to what?

You do need one by your microwave.

Where did you get them from? Those are really cute, Tom. Oh, I like that one.

Hurry up, Betty, we want a group picture. I bet you got a group discount on it.

Yeah, I got to pull my sweater down. This is too—

I think they have to sing A Christmas Carol now, don't they? Yeah, you guys got to sing A Christmas Carol while we're doing it. Wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas!

Ho ho ho, Twingo!

And they always shrink.

Do you want me on there with you?

Yeah, get them over there.

Come on, Daddy, here, do something. I wondered where— I want to read that again. Whatever happened to the old copy? The old blue one with the front cover? Off. But we should have too. We looked through that half sock one time, we couldn't find it. But I wonder—

oh, I don't have her. I don't think—

how do you know you don't have her? You look everywhere. Yeah, how can you look everywhere? I can't believe— I mean, in this house. That's what I'm— she did. She probably was like, I'm going to take your, your picture. You're going to take my picture? Here I go.

What, you're going to have us come down and clean it up?

No, no. No, let me take your picture. Isn't that Eric?

Yeah.

He said he can— we can see Eric. Okay, so you got two of them.

Subtle. Okay, go ahead. I need—

I don't need that on your eye. I need—

oh, well, look at Okay.

Okay, try again.

Lower your right arm. There you go.

Magic of Scarface. That's how you knot it. Well, there's also like a trick how you knot it and then you do this. And even the pin pictures on here. Okay, that's what I want.

Make sure you open the other one too.

There is a gap here.

I put it away.

You want the sticks, don't you? I need Doc right now. Doc, have anything written in the book? Wait a minute, wait a minute. I want to tie! Sure. You got more scars than timers.

And do the twist.

3. Okay. 1, 2, 3. Oh my gosh!

He came!

No! Oh my gosh, he brought you some toys! Look! Hey, big box! You know what's in that big box? Well, look! Yeah, you must You must have been good after all. He came while we were eating. Yeah! I don't believe it. I'm so happy! He brought you a bunch of stuff. Look, he brought you some packages too. Yeah. Not just a basketball hoop. Yeah. Well, we'll have to put this together later on, okay? Let me see. Well, it has big parts in it. I don't know if I can get them out. Okay, we might have to ask Daddy.

What'd you get, Eric?

A basketball hoop. Oh, that's gonna be just your size, isn't it? Yeah. In my kitchen. Oh, oh no! I can't get that. No, it's not my size! It's just your size, you're right. Yeah. Oh no, give! Oh, that was close.

What smile is that? You can make it.

Now you can!

Yay!

2 points! Now me. Now me? Yeah. Okay. I'll slam dunk it. Okay. Woo! Your turn. Okay, my turn. Ooh, that was close. I hit doggy. You hit the doggy? Yeah.

A mouse!

Good one! Mama!

Oh, they're pretty.

Yeah. My book! It's a book?

Yeah!

Let me see. See it? It's a book that has Santa Claus on it. And look, this plays music.

What is it, Eric?

My book plays music.

Plays music? Yeah.

Turn around and show us the belly. Wow! Make a new book! New books? Yeah! Make a basketball! Oh! Tapes too. Okay, sit down. I'll read this. Do you know what it is? Look. I don't know. Don't you know?

Turn around, let Mom help you.

Here, let me help you. Do you know what those are? Oh, 4 different colors. Yeah. And this one. And this one. Oh, we'll have fun with that, won't we? Daddy, we got Play-Doh! Play-Doh? Yeah! Just like Jinx? Yeah! Oh, did we get them all opened? Yeah. One more. No, didn't. You think there's a— yeah, I, I did. Oh, oh, I'll be that. What, you having trouble? Yeah. Okay, now you should be able to get it. Just rip it.

A truck!

Yeah! Truck! Truck, Daddy!

A truck?

We'll have to take it out of the package. We gotta go get scissors. Yeah. I'll go get one. Okay.

Whoo!

I did it! Make that side. That side. Whoa! I did it! For Daddy. Okay, make a shot for Daddy and then we'll put your PJs on. A mouse! A mouse! Yeah, you're right. A mouse again! This is not going to work in the house. Oh, almost. Oh, look! Yeah, there's a little doggy attached around his neck, isn't there? Yeah.

Who's going to sing A Christmas Carol? Who's going to sing A Christmas Carol?

Not me.

Pick that nose, Marie. Breathe. Don't look natural. Hi, Joe.

Geek.

What are you laughing about? Where are you going? Hi.

Wow, is that a bee, Nara?

Oh, that's a bright light. Bright light, bright light. God, if I was a gremlin, I'd dig. If I was a gremlin, I'd dig because I can't take bright lights. Hey Mom, try that again. All right, don't you guys like have to sing A Christmas Carol first?

No, there's a song on, you can't top that. Cheryl, you want to cheer him up?

I could sleep in some slippins and make some biscuits.

No, let's see, uh, how do we want to start? I think let's do what they were.

What's kind of hard after you wrap them back up and put them back the same way they came out. Well, let's do that. That's all we got. Go on the dining room and then let's start over. Okay, carry them outside. David, let's put them in the trunk and carry them back in.

That's one for David. Close. Oh, you got—

oh boy, a shaver!

Hey Dave, Dave, eat your heart out.

Okay, let me zoom in, Marie. Okay, okay, okay.

David, I pulled out a pile with all your names.

Wow, is that it?

You ungrateful kid.

Yeah, just don't drop it. See all those wagons? You know, I said it would be a neat idea if we had them wagons together and put all the —wait a minute, that means I have to put them on. That's bullshit. What do you got, Joe?

Good God, what's all this? Sweat suit or something, Mom? Oh, you missed it, Greg.

Her best side too. Her best side.

Oh, well, we can't take it out. It's not put together yet. Daddy's got to do that. Okay, not now, honey. When we go home, I'm going to kind of move these around, but you guys have to figure it out. What do I need a shaver for? For the future, honey. Maybe 89. I don't know. You guys can switch if you like. I don't know, I'll try to find out.

It's beautiful, Mom. Dad's got to fix connectors on the phone.

Merry Christmas. Yes, Merry Christmas. From me. Oh, you can open this. This is from the family. You can save it for another one though. This is from the one back there. Okay, very well. Which one shall I open? That one back there. Okay. That's for the family. Lisa. Honey, I'm passing these over to you. These are for Jessica.

Oh, thanks. Pretty good paper. Jesus Christ, don't kiss the paycheck.

Did you want to be embarrassed?

Oh, David, you— oh, okay. I bought it for the family, but I'm going to open it. Yeah, all right. Bree, please see what— we got a new pool table. I was going to wonder, we got pool sticks, no pool table. Well, I'll tell you, there I picked out the sticks. Joe went with me. We picked out a pool table and Joe picked up, uh, 1-inch slate on a 1-inch slab. Open it up, Eric. Let me see.

They're really comfortable.

I hope you guys can—

Basketball? You think so? Hey, Mom, you got it in minster. I read M-I-N-S. No, it's no basketball. What is it?

There's a piece of tape hanging off it somewhere.

It's fun to be in a snow basketball. Oh, that looks cute. Let me look at it. I want no more. Oh, thank you. That is classy.

Oh, wait a minute, David. I'll go to wide angle. Uh-oh, that's what this is. I gotta get shoes to match. This is what this is, Mom. You can't win, you know.

Oh, these are beautiful. Did you pick these up?

Yeah, hello, Gudorf's. Yes, model them, Mom. Huh, who is this, Matthew? Oh, this is, uh, this is Lisa's brother. Well, hi, Lisa's brother.

Are you busy? These are really pretty.

Can we put it in an order? Greg wants to know if we can put it in an order. Can you deliver in an hour? 30 minutes or less, they say.

Sorry, Eric, you gonna help me? Help Grandma, Eric.

Oh hey, I got something for Eric.

Look out. How many hints have I heard about that? But you know something, I like this stuff. David's got one I want you to try.

I really like it so you can use it.

No, no, I didn't say that.

I said I'll share it with you. Is it a basketball? You swiping sheep, huh? I like this stuff. Joe, move. Matt's the one who introduced me to that.

Oh my gosh, what is it? It's a bear! How are you? Feel it! Yeah, alive! Opening presents. Oh, it's an animal, it's alive!

It's gonna jump out at me.

Yes. I can't believe this. Beautiful. It's black. Is it alive? It really is. It's monkey skin.

It's monkey skin, Mom. You know how many rats gave up their life for that?

So, are you working? God, it's so soft. You guys busy?

You're on Candid Camera, Mom.

Great, that is. Oh no, I'm still in work. Ergh! My dad walked in ahead of me. Ergh! Trying to catch me. I tried, Mom.

I moved down to the basement.

I should have done that.

Yeah, really, Mom, you look like a slob. That's for me, pops.

I know it, I know it. Someone tell you that? Oh, Mom, that's a beautiful—

on, it really is gorgeous.

Hey, I'm going to pass the phone to David, okay? Looking forward to seeing you tomorrow. Tell Carla I said hi too. Don't lie, Marie, you're on camera. What's his, uh, middle name? S-A-G, sag. Was he going to— here, Eric. Oh, he's going to sneeze. Is that Chantilly or is it milk? Huh? No bits. No bits? What the— I like it, really.

Are you sure? I told him, I said name Angus, 'cause that's what I was going to. Look at Marie, she's up in the present.

All right. Oh no. Step down.

Bermans. Told you, Marie. Bermans. I told you you were getting it.

Is this a Be Smarter Than a Walkie type thing? Yeah, pretty simple. Oh God. Oh my God. Oh, we left it at home.

Wow, I can't believe you guys.

Smells good.

Yeah, it does. Smells better than her.

2 years, we ran out of film. Wait, wait, wait, wait, we have a delayed action. Greg's camera's working.

My camera's working. That is soft.

Feels good.

What'd it tell you? It said it's sharp.

Will it fit?

If not—

Oh man, it's so hot and red.

Motorcycle mama! Oh, thanks. Well, hell, it looks black and white in here, Marie.

Oh, I love it. Thank you. Oh, I'm just gonna keep it on.

Should we turn the air conditioning on? Oh my god, Marie, you gotta keep it on for Greg.

That's a neat jacket. You have to style it, Marie. Classic. Not like you did for Greg. That is—

oh, I love it. No, they were giving them away. Boxes they gave away. Yeah, Salvation Army. Salvation Army.

I sat like this so you couldn't even get a picture of me. It does smell good.

Eric. Eric. Are you going to give Grandma and Grandpa their present? Yeah. The one you brought? Yeah. Do you know what it is?

What is it? What is it?

What is it? Oh, hey, can we play monkey in the middle with this globe like we did? Yeah. Not Harley. He didn't get it assembled for you dad so he got your back! Oh yeah? Whoa whoa whoa— Allen wrench here. Dad, you said you wanted to blow did ya? That is nice! Beautiful! It probably spins like that. This— hey, get this, they give you important safety instructions. Warning, this product has a polarized attachment plug. One blade is wider than the other. As you see, yeah, this lights up. It's salty. Yeah.

Never thought of the light.

I've wanted one of these for ages.

Yeah, really leave the car running in all kinds of garages.

He's gonna have to keep putting cigarette lighters.

We'll have to get a big one next year. Where's the outlet? Oh, it's gonna go this way. Who's got music on? It ain't mine.

Mine's already off. Hi, Daniel.

Come on, you guys.

All right, I won't take—

Good, it's too early in the morning. Otherwise we'll just proceed without. Joshua. Hurry up. I don't like to wait. Well, that's what you wanted. Good, you must have been a good girl. Hi! A very special cat, Erick. A four-legged pocket square. A caterpillar. We're not going to wait for them. Tell them we're going to open the presents without them. Yeah, put it together. Cory, the wagon, Josh, looky, honey, just like that. We'll put it together when we get to the new house. What do you say? No, look at that one. He like this one. Yay! What's this? Bowling set! Oh, Josh! Wow! My tape off. Ryan, watch your little men there, honey, so we don't— Cory, hey, Cory! Yeah, you felt Cory wrong. Oh, if you don't want them, I'll take them back. Oh, Mommy!

Hey! Oh wow! No, you don't want to open it because then your car will be loud and Dad won't be able to put it back together again.

Oh my goodness! This is my favorite. You know what that all is? Hey Brian— Wow! Hurry up 'cause David wants to play with them.

Wait, wait, wait, we'll open that at home time. Don't open it here because there's a whole bunch of little pieces.

There's a whole bunch of little pieces. Okay? Here. What do you say?

Thank you. I think it's pretty neat, man. I had that— I took that out of the box there.

Uh-oh. Okay, bomb. Bomb. Same hands everywhere.

Okay, here you go. Don't break. Get your hands right there. Those both, Mom? Maybe you can throw them on my present.

There you go.

Is that what you got, Santa Claus?

The same one. Yeah, I know how that Hey, it looks like Breakaway Rubik's Cube. Daddy, because we play this outside. Oh, you play with that outside? Yeah. You don't play basketball outside? No. Eric, don't open there, Eric. Just so it's another present. It's amazing. I don't know if I take the box. Is it any— is it breakable? No. Here, I'm going to have to help you on this one, I think. There, you open it. Hey, Uncle Mike picked this out.

All right, you got about that enough.

It's probably real big for him, but turn it this way. All right.

All right.

This was the smallest one we could find. Did you guys smell them? What's that?

Those. No. Those umbrellas. Don't give me a coup de stink.

Is that a flyer? It doesn't stink. Ho ho ho!

Now we know why they're on sale.

Yeah, but I've washed them.

I know, but it still stinks.

No, I did not get them yet. What is it? New knee pads for volleyball. Thank you very much. Oh my goodness. What did they get down there? Can't tell correct. I either. He saw it. That was kind of a heavy one, wasn't it?

Oh, those are—

those are great. You must have been talking to him. You didn't tell you? He didn't know.

Let me see them. I think those might be the same ones I bought. Couple weeks. Yeah, they had them on 25% off. Parents, they sold them for like 4 or 5 years in a row, so if you wanted to add on to it or something.

Do they have like different size glasses?

Yeah, they got like 6 different types.

Yeah, our wedding wine glasses came in that box.

They haven't grown up either yet.

Kevin, let's go, Caroline. Put it on, Kev. Too big. Too big.

Too big, I am.

Okay, Gares, here's your real surprise. Geez.

Oh man, it's heavy. I wonder what it could be. Does he know what this is?

Yes, he brought it home. I brought it home.

Holders and Mr. Coffee, what a combo! That was my commercial. Except Neil got them that year too.

Yeah, could be.

Mine are still in good shape. Why do you need new ones? I don't know, I just get new pillows.

That's what you better have asked for. What I asked him. You want to touch these? So I'm holding.

Love. Not for a while. Somebody's touching.

And the outside of that box, I don't know, it's kind of dirty. Don't touch the pole.

Yeah, that looks a little bit Like pillows.

Oh, those are nice.

Yeah, they look good.

Yeah, they're longer than the old one. Thanks, Mom. Those are nice ones.

Oh yes, I got a pair of blue jeans, everybody. Neil's got two. Neil did take a couple off. Did he? Tired up for both. There's another one off.

No, I didn't take them off.

They're just not taped. Surprise, surprise, surprise. Hey, I thought you were getting jeans.

Oh, that's pretty. Got surprised that time.

Those are jeans. I don't know what they are.

That's pretty.

It's coming off.

Dales. These I'm worried about. I bought these last summer already. Woo! That's nice, but that's a big one though. I have to make sure them birds come.

Those are the ones we bought. Those are bloomers. I know. Yeah, they go a little long.

I think somebody else got those other ones.

You gave away my shorts?

Well, they didn't match real good, so then I bought you a new shirt. He gets all the hand-me-downs, all you guys' shirts. I thought we had tags on all of them. This is our paper, isn't it?

You can use that to clean, uh, do your white walls. It works really well. Yeah, it does work well on white walls. Yeah, but Dad doesn't wash his car. It works well in the bathroom too. You don't have white walls, do you? His car, right? Big architect. You don't work in St. Mary's?

Same one. After I get the rest of them done.

Another pair of fry tags. I like that better than the gray side though. It's kind of boring.

I just about stepped on it.

Very nice. I'd say that one's Kevin's.

He seemed to got— Jordan, what else did you get?

Nothing. It's going down under the tree.

Oh well, yours is coming yet. Okay, popcorn popper. Get all these appliances. Oh, that's pretty cool.

Going to need a wife. Thanks, Mom. Free popcorn coupon.

Poor Cheryl hasn't gotten it.

Bring it over here so we can break that antenna off right away. Who's that? He must not had to pay for the pool table.

Yeah, she, she has.

Probably from her boyfriend. Who's that from?

Yeah, forget your What is it?

What is it?

It's an iron. Rowena. I never had heard of that before.

What's Rowena?

It's a name brand. Kevin, Lord bless you.

That's a baby. Yeah. Oh, mother's gonna make me. Oh, that wasn't yours! That wasn't yours! Well, we can still wrap it up. She's not here.

Yeah, we can wrap that up, I guess. This must be it then. Keep the bow, keep the bow.

Why don't you write down names, Mom? It'd be easier.

Well, because then you would tell Dale. A skirt to go with?

You never know. Let's see if this is going to make me think it's a mod. Oh yeah, this looks more like that might be my style. Very nice, thank you. Again! I can't even get them started. Paper here. Uh-oh. That was my idea!

It's Doug's idea. You didn't buy him one.

I think this might be good for everybody here. Edger, very nice. That should do a nice job outside.

Doug suggested it. Thank you.

Good idea, Doug.

Oh, you suggested the trimmers, didn't you? Oh yeah, what's that for? I don't know.

Isn't she a little bit too young to be—

She started. Not yet. Next year.

You can save it. Save it. I was on the basketball floor all tanned up. Very nice. Yeah, I had one time. What? Doug?

Yeah, if you don't like that, we can set the couch.

Who's that from? Mike. Like, hold it up close to your face. Yeah, like, that's real good.

The gloves he wanted. They didn't have those suede ones in blue. Are these our eyes? Yeah, they have plenty of those suede ones in black. Oh, are these the same ones just in black, or these are oranges? These two are the same thing, but they're a little bit different, so you get to pick out the one you like best.

Oh, holy smokes! Can't beat that. Dad was my hardest customer this year. He almost got real.

He was my evil. Which one, huh?

What is supposed to be my sweater today? Oh my, either or. Take that one.

Huh? You can have both.

No, no, no, no. I like that one. I like this one. Go ahead, come on. I like the other one. You like the other one?

I like that one.

I like the other one. Leftovers. Did I take the wrong one, Greg, or the right one?

We're showing you what you got. Thank you.

Yeah, we want— yeah, I take them in. I guarantee a quarter on this thing. That's just so I don't make Karen feel bad. I better open a present. She's starting to feel bad over there. Gears must have done his job. Shopping locally.

Thank you, thank you. Ooh! Craig was talking to Carol. This is for the whole family, Doug and Cameron Trino.

This is a large size. Oh, that's great.

It's big. Yeah, you like it? Kitsip. I just asked for money for my ring.

What did you open your gift? The opal.

No, the bigger stones and the cheaper ones. I happened to take one of Trena's girlfriends along with me. I said, now who should I get the big stone for? I need the opal for my ring. That's not what I got you one. Oh my!

What did I fly out of that one? That was amazing how you can make two small balls look so big. Tina, right here.

We get balls here every year.

Unless you're coming over to assemble it.

Like that? Yeah.

Here you go, Marsha. Marsha, that deck of cards looks more like your age.

I said, where's Matt's restaurant? He said, we're going to spend all week listening to—

Matt's now. I didn't know that. Wonder what that guy changed. Thank you. Stuff. What? Yeah, I got CDs. I don't know if you like those or not.

They all sound good to me. See what's on it.

So, Mormon Tabernacle Organ. This is for the family. You take turns wearing it. When you see what it is, you'll know what I mean.

No, oh, a clock radio. You going to be able to hear this?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That one we got, should have taken that back when I said it's more mine than yours.

Big one, a doggy.

That one you got always gains time. I get tired of waking up not knowing what time it is.

You like to do a puzzle? Looks like yours.

Like all the puzzles you got now.

That's a nice one.

Going to be by these for the next 20 years. By Eric Puzzles. Put that ring over your visual alarm.

Oh, right here. Good looking one, the white. That's Cheryl. Cheryl's in there.

How come our names aren't on this? We are who we are. Which— what color is it? Yellow.

Gold. Yellow. Whatever. It's green. That's me. Hey, you want to play basketball?

Do you? Oh, that's right. Yeah, we'll play a little bit. We got some needles out in the garage. That should open up just like a regular— there's a big shut, maybe. Just pull, pull this out right here. Oh, okay. There. Well, you got a nice picture of it now, beef stick and all. Pretty nice. She had different things in hers too.

Well, I'll see every So then she had a call or something.

Yeah, we've made about a half dozen telephone calls. I don't know how many she's—

Let's play pit. Oh no, we played that last night. Gosh, was that loud.

Was it physical pit?

No, we couldn't get physical because we were right for the history and architecture. I told Neil, I said, what is it? Spider? Just kill it. No, I don't know if it's going to— Spider this time of year? What's going on? I know.

You know personally?

You got roaches in your apartment?

Oh, I told him already he's going to take care of it. I guess.

What'd you— you had this summer, you had crickets so bad. That was terrible.

Yeah, well, I was there that one night.

It was horrible. Damn, we had after— this is a historic event. Greg Michael Gudorf is getting a brand new bed today. He's practicing getting in and out. In. Out. How do you like that bed, Eric? Fine. You think it's neat? Yeah. Are you a lucky guy? Yeah. Feel good? Yeah. 2, 3, 4, and your arm directly over your ear. 7, 8, bend your knees, swing it out. 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, to the right and left, clap back, swing through. That was it! Again, 1, 2, and left, clap back.

You gotta turn it on.

Oh, did he leave anything?

Aren't you gonna go check it out?

Did he leave you any candy?

Look, Dad. What's in there? Look, Mom. Little jelly beans.

Yeah. Mmm. Poofaloompaddybee. This like my book. Just like in your book? Yeah. Yeah? Oh yeah, here's a jug of juice right here.

Daddy, what, honey?

Let me hug. It was a new bag. It was?

Yeah. You lucky bitch.

Up one and that's it. Oh yeah. Candy. Let me open it. Oh, there, see? Oh, that has different kind of candy in it. More hole. Oh, I think you probably got one more egg too. Oh, it's close to Daddy. I see it. He's running over.

Go looking for eggs. Find them.

Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, come here! About 10 people yell at them. Eggs, did you get Eric? You count them? I'm going to see it.

Light them again, we want to sing happy birthday to you.

You got to sing happy birthday before you blow mine, you dick. I didn't even have my match blown out. Crazy man. Stand back. But yeah, I guess birthday first. Where you at? Right down.

Okay, trying to take a picture.

Sing, Dad. Turn around. Turn around.

Sing Happy Birthday. Listen. Okay, ready, Mom? 1, 2, 3, 4. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Eric.

Happy birthday to you.

You look like a monkey. You smell like one too. Are you gonna cut it for us?

Okay.

Hey, hey, Eric, I gave you those matchboxes. Bus, ice truck. Will you, will you pick them up and show them to me?

Gave them to you.

How old are you, Derek? 3? Yeah. When, when you become 3? You yesterday? How old were you today? I be tomorrow? How about week? How old will you be next?

Pretty silly, Eric.

I'm watching. Coming right to me. You gonna make it? You can do it.

Good, you did it. And I like bowling.

And you like bowling? What else do you like?

Singing.

What? I like singing.

But no, I'm not gonna take your picture.

I am, but I thought I'd take your picture too. What are you going to do? What are you trying to do?

What are you trying to do on the roof? Yeah.

Oh, what a big face! What a big face. Kind of looking face. I think it looks like Frankie's face.

That isn't me.

Whose face is it? Eric Michael Gudorf. Where in Ohio? What city? Oh, is a state. City do you live in?

Um, Kettering.

Kettering? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How old are you? Um, 3. When do you go to school?

Next year.

Next year? Yeah. You do? Yeah. Hi. Hi. Were you playing football? Yeah.

Did your dad tackle you? Yeah.

Did you tackle me? Did you ever tackle me? Yeah. Did you ever score