If you hate Halloween, you're doomed. The speaker threw a house party full of clowns to terrify his sister, who's afraid of them, then stuffed her closet with clowns too. His advice: embrace spooky season or the spooky people will come for you.
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All right, how to survive spooky season when you hate it. Eh. That was so corny, but it worked. It worked. Please keep it in. How to survive Halloween when I don't like the spooky stuff. Sorry, girl, I ain't got no advice for you. But just trust, I'm going to come knock on your window and scare you. That's what it's going to be, all right? This is a day we're going to have a little fun. There's little pranks. My sister hates clowns. And so I threw a house party, and guess what? I filled it with clowns. And she was terrified the entire night. I also put clowns in her closet. So when she went to the closet after the party was done, there was clowns in her closet. It was a mess. So if you want to know how to survive Halloween, there's no way, girl. Just embrace it. Because the spooky people are coming after you.