Karamo on The Fifth Wheel | FULL EPISODE

Welcome to The Fifth Wheel. Here's how the show works. We put 4 strangers together. Once they've paired up, we throw in the fifth wheel. Hookups unhook, things get nasty, and when it's choosing time, some get picked and some get kicked to the curb. On today's show—

I wouldn't embarrass you if I said this is kind of turning me on.

This playa is a sucker for tasty toes.

I gotta kiss your toes.

Yes, 'cause they'll get jealous.

This future politician's on the booty hunt. Campaign trail.

Nah, player, player, play on, play on.

But only one can go home with the hot and high maintenance fifth wheel.

I just want to be treated like a lady.

Find out now. Let's get rolling.

I don't need a man to pay for anything that I need because I'll get it myself.

I've had several girls tell me that I was their parenting dream.

I think I'm excellent in bed.

I'm a thugget. I don't take anything.

You got about 30 cool points.

Men are intimidated intimidated by me a lot of the times. I say what I need to say, and if you are a bitch, I'm gonna let you know. I'm gonna call you on it. Like, why you gonna let me intimidate you? I'm the woman.

So you a fighter?

Well, growing up, I used to be a fighter, but can't hit because you go to jail now, right?

It's always been my goal since I was a child to be a politician. I pride myself on people knowing I'm straight front, and once you have me, you have me and only me.

You never cheated, man?

Never, never.

In the 6th grade?

Not even since. I mean, I don't think there's a point to be cheating. I mean, if you're in love with somebody and you want to satisfy them and be with them, there's no point in you cheating on them.

If a man has all the right stops and all the things going on, I may have a one-night stand.

So you like one-night stands?

No, I've never had a one-night stand, but I mean, if I feel like our soul is connected and our spirituality is connected and all the points are connecting the right way they're supposed to be, then maybe.

I am uninhibited when it comes to sex and sexual activities. I'm orally fixated. I love feet. I start at your toes and work my way all the way up there. You like your toes sucked? Yeah.

I have to be in the right mood for somebody to suck my toes though. I just can't just deal with anybody.

Okay, you crazy kids. Pick a partner and start rubbing.

Welcome to William's Spa. How may I help you today?

Well, William, my feet are aching.

Your feet are aching? Yes. I wouldn't embarrass you if I said this is kind of turning me on.

Oh, no, it's okay. It's turning me on, so that's okay.

Do you have any kids like most politicians?

No kids.

You got some baby mamas somewhere?

No kids, no baby mamas anywhere. I mean, none of that, none of that, none of that.

Are you sure?

You know, unless—

Do you have some potentials? Do you have some potentials that you don't even know about?

No potential. Oh, okay. So you wear thongs or bikinis or none?

You mean thongs or regular drawers?

Both. Both? Yeah.

What you prefer?

I prefer no drawers at all.

I see you sneaking a little closer. Why don't you just try to handle whatever it is you're trying to handle while you sneaking?

Let me tell you, the thing about this is that I'm not even sneaking. You know, you see me coming, but I'm a gentleman about it. You feel me? I'm not trying to rush up on you and hunt you like, you know, this is whatever, whatever.

You know what I mean? I'm scared about that.

So you want to put these on?

Yeah, I'll put these on.

Those look too big, so—

All right.

These look like those fit.

Yeah, I'll put these on.

What you think?

Ooh! I'm sicky, sicky, sicky, sicky. Turn around, turn around. Ooh!

OK. You make sure that your man's taken care of.

Yeah, if he act right, then I'm gonna act right.

Okay, okay.

But if he don't act right—

That's when you come with the left hook.

Or my knife, whichever one. Whichever one gets there first. I don't know.

I got a present for you.

All right.

Can I turn around?

Yep.

Oh, how sweet.

William put that outfit on and he looks so cute, but his legs are so skinny.

Laila's ass is fat. I know I said I was into feet, Man, I could not take my eyes off her ass.

I might be able to work with him, but I think I'd break him.

When I was rubbing Lila's feet, man, I couldn't help but to have some kind of movement in my pants.

Stephanie tries to act like a thugette, but I know inside she's a real lady.

At first I thought Karamo was lame, but he's showing some signs of an undercover thug.

Stephanie was all around beautiful. Everything about her was just great.

I really thought Karamo's dark skin was sexy.

It was—

ooh, I could have just bit him.

All right, guys, change partners. And keep laying it on thick.

Has anybody ever told you you have a real eccentric and beautiful look? Very natural.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you. That's a compliment. Someone's told me that before, but it always feels good because, you know, sometimes natural sisters aren't appreciated.

How you doing? Hi, brother. I missed you. Aw. You have fun with Karamo?

We had an all right time, but that ain't all for you to know. This is me and you right now.

Oh, that's cool. I mean, I was just trying to spark conversation. Oh, OK. But we already passed that. So what's going on?

So what do you like in a woman?

I like intelligence. I like honesty.

Mm-hmm. Self-respect.

And a freak.

A freak?

Like, do you have freaky ways? Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

OK. Hit me.

Why don't you put something on since I had to put something on? Look at there and the feet and everything. Ow! What? What? Wait a minute.

Turn around.

Turn around. What's that say on the back?

What's it say?

Hustler. Hustler. Hustler. Oh.

Do you like to be in control?

Nah, I don't mind somebody taking control of me.

Oh, okay.

All right.

I like to be in control, but you know, I try to veer away from that. You know, let a man be a man.

But see, I don't think a man has to be in control to be a man. I think it's nice every once in a while to let a woman, you know, take the wheel and see what she has.

So what defines a woman to you then?

What defines a woman for me? First off, I like a little thickness. I don't like skinny women. Really? At all. No.

So what category am I in then?

Perfect category. I mean, you just thick in all the right places. All the right place. A little substance, something to hold on to.

So what type of guy are you looking for?

A man needs to be able to handle me. Like, I may be domineering, controlling, but I like a man to just put it down and be like, this is how it's going to be. Because if you're weak, I'll step all over you. You know, I don't want to be like that.

Well, I wouldn't have any problem, you know, you know, laying down the ground rules, so to speak.

Your feet are really nice. Thank you. You really nice. Thank you. Okay, I gotta kiss your toes.

Yes, because they'll get jealous.

Stephanie is probably one of the most attractive women I've ever met in my life.

When Will was kissing my toes, I got a teeny bit turned on.

I wanted to kiss Stephanie's lips so bad.

Laila has a natural and beautiful look, and I'm really Karamo is suave, he's handsome.

Layla is smart and beautiful, but I also know she's a closet freak.

Karamo's the kind of guy I'd take home to my mama and take him in the bedroom and get freaky.

Hi.

Can the Deebalicious fifth wheel handle the competition?

I'm supposed to be scared?

That and other tough questions will be asked.

Which one of us will be the wife and which one of us will be the mistress?

That's next. Okay, here's where we left it. Karamo's sincerity scored big with Stephanie and Laila. Both girls took off their shoes and let Will touch their soles. And just wondering, is it possible to get athlete's tongue? Now let's raise the bar, 'cause the ripe and ready fifth wheel's crashing the party.

I treat myself pretty darn good, and I expect other people to treat me better. I expect to be wined and dined.

She said wined and dined. What does that normally mean? I want you to empty out your wallet?

No, that doesn't mean— she wants to be appreciated is what that means.

I'm a little bit of a princess.

I wouldn't say princess. I'd say drag queen.

I like to be the center of attention, and if I feel like that attention's being threatened, then I'll rearrange the situation so that the attention's back on where it should be, which is me.

I think she sounds a little bit insecure.

Hi. I'm scared of y'all. You guys are all like—

No. We ain't gonna bite you.

We grown folks in here.

The guys are cute in two different ways, and the girls, I believe, are just hating, which I'm used to. And this is going to be very easy. It's a slam dunk.

All right, Whitney, your first seduction is Will. Hope your feet are clean.

As far as like the attitude, like you want to be wined and dined and all that, what's up with that?

I just want to be treated like a lady. I'm, you know, I've had guys treat me like I'm not what I'm worth, and I'm worth more than that.

So what do you do?

Do you think she's She's attractive?

She took that, she took the weed and the contacts out. I mean, she has a naturally beautiful face. But I just don't appreciate all that extra.

Do you expect a man to totally pay for everything every time?

No, I don't. I expect complete respect all the time though. And I expect complete attention all the time.

So you talked about earlier on who's feeling who or whatever, but you were evasive with your answers. So give us some more. A little bit more detail.

There's some more that I would like to get to know in you. More in you.

Ah, play, play, play on, play on.

What you like on a guy? Arms?

I like, I mean, no disrespect to you, but you're just like skinny.

How do you know I'm that skinny?

I can feel your bones.

You feel my bones? Damn. So I need to eat, huh?

And like your shoulder blades are almost popping out.

Damn.

Since you are Mr. Politician, right? And we all know that politicians have a wife and a mistress. Which one of us would be the wife and which one of us would be the mistress?

I say you would be more wife and you'd be more miss.

What do you do? What's your occupation?

Right now I just got a job as a security officer just to pay rent.

A security officer?

Yeah.

You're a security officer?

Yeah, I mean, what? You don't think I could be a security officer?

I'm supposed to be scared?

No, you ain't supposed to be scared. I'm here to protect you, baby.

Oh, protect me.

What's this?

Sexiest thing you think on you?

My lips.

Will you lick them for me? Oh yes, just like that. Oh, oh, let me see that. I thought you were from Lips.

So you gonna let me see your butt or not? I mean, I really didn't get it. You shot me down that quick?

Not, not today. Maybe another day. Okay, maybe, maybe next time. Will is so skinny and frail looking that I feel like I would break him.

Whitney's attitude is basically focused on itself. Don't know, man, want that.

Will is not man enough You can't handle a woman like me.

If Karamo can put up with Whitney and all her BS, man, you can have her.

Okay, Karamo, your turn with Whitney and Will. The girls want details.

Okay, spill it. Give us the dirt.

So how was Whitney?

Basically everything I asked.

She wasn't trying to get it.

She wasn't trying to, I mean, if it wasn't about her and the way she looked or anything like that, she wasn't feeling it at all. And I really missed you guys.

Aww.

So Karamo, that's an interesting name. What kind of name is that?

Swahili.

It's pretty. What does that mean?

Educated.

Very nice.

Yeah.

And nice.

You ever heard about Never? Mm-hmm. You haven't.

I'm a virgin to that game.

Can I take your virginity?

Maybe.

We'll see.

That's a yes. I don't give a damn what you say.

That's a yes.

Your tape really just— it really captured me and wowed me, you know what I mean? Because I want a girl who I know thinks highly of herself. And, you know, I can leave her on one side of the room, and she'll have that whole side of the room just captivated by her.

You know what I mean?

You think that— Someone like me? That would be—

Well, yeah, that's what I'm feeling from you.

Wow.

Wow.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

OK, well, here's the rules, and tell me if you want to play. I say, or any one of us says, I never done something. If you've done it, you take a bite of the ice cream. If you haven't done it, then you don't. I've never had sex and videotaped it. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! That's a big bite.

Did I eat one?

I've never done it.

So what are you looking for in a man?

Well, like yourself, someone that I can feel is equal with me or compatible with me. I mean, if you're involved with government and all that kind of stuff, you have to be an independent person and you have to be a leader. So that's exactly what I'm looking for.

He's a little bit of a freak.

A little bit of a freak, baby? I am freaky. You know, my daddy used to tell me though, a freak is anyone or anything with more than one head. And so I guess, you know, Oh, that would make me—

I guess we're all freaks then, huh? Y'all is freaky, y'all is freaky, y'all is freaky, y'all is freaky.

I mean, look at the way you carry yourself, you know what I mean? You're sitting very poised, you speak very eloquently. I mean, it's nice.

Thank you.

I don't even know what to say.

None, just thank you's enough for me. Whitney is the best of Stephanie and Layla rolled into one.

I really liked Karamo. He's everything that I asked for.

She's beautiful, she's well-spoken, she's confident, and I like that.

I like the fact that Karamo Karamo wasn't all over me and he respected me.

When we come back—

I really feel like to kiss you right now.

Every lip is on the line as our daters take one last shot at hooking up.

Until we meet again.

All right. That's next.

Welcome back to The Fifth Wheel. Here's what's going down. Will tried to mount Whitney, the fifth wheel, but she doesn't date out of her weight class. So Steffy and Laila welcomed our favorite foot freak back with open-toed shoes. Meanwhile, Whitney and Karamo fell hard, and hopefully later they'll fall onto each other. Let's hit the casino as our daters have one last chance to get lucky.

You want me to carry you down the steps?

Oh, I wish you could.

I mean, what, she's saying I'm too skinny too?

No, oh no, not at all.

I got a little strength.

How's it going?

Good. How is everything going with you?

It's good now that we're here.

Damn, I really I would really, really like to kiss you right now.

Oh, you would?

Mm-hmm.

Sounds kind of juicy right now.

So anything else happening between you and Stephanie and Karamo?

None at all. You can guarantee that it's just all me, you and I.

Can I have another one, please? My mama kisses me like that. I want the bottom lip. Oh, okay.

I can get the bottom lip. So sorry to interrupt. Can I see you for a second?

Sure.

What's going on, my brother?

So sorry. My bad.

Go ahead. Okay, I'm sorry.

See you later.

So, Mr. Getting Close with Everybody.

That is not true. That's not true.

That's not what my eyes just saw.

'Cause you was looking from behind.

Mm-hmm, so what was going on from the front?

Conversation. Mm, about? Stuff.

Stuff like?

Life.

Life?

Well, I already know my decision.

Also, am I your Prince Charming?

Yes, absolutely.

You think so?

So can we like forget all that in there?

Okay, I guess we can forget about it.

Promise? Yeah. Pinky swear? Okay, we can pinky swear. And by the way, you pinky sweared me I didn't pick you so that you would kiss me. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. So you gonna bust me out like that?

Mm.

Aw. Aw.

Until we meet again.

All right.

Thank you.

How'd I know that earlier you wouldn't rub it all up on me?

Okay, so we'll make another pinky promise. You pick me and I'll pick you.

I got it. Okay. Now if you break it, then you gonna be a liar.

I'm gonna bust your ass when we get off that bus.

You gonna be a liar and forever and always be a liar in my book. You gonna define your life. Your ass gonna be in that water. You ain't gonna have to look.

Okay, okay, okay.

Up next.

One of you stood out like a sore thumb.

Our 5-play to see who'll have foreplay.

I wasn't gonna give him any tongue action.

Stick around. The big picks are next. Here's where we stand. Karamo won the hand of Fair Whitney, and he hopes to get the rest of her later. Will and Laila enrolled in the saliva exchange program, but Stephanie got Will to pinky swear he'd pick her, and he's better if he knows what's good for him. Time to see who'll drag who back to the crib as our daters make their choices.

All right, I had a really good time with all you ladies tonight, but one of you captivated my mind and my body. The person that I chose tonight was Whitney. I chose Whitney because she's beautiful, she's intelligent, she's poised, she's everything the the other girls weren't.

This evening I was looking for a woman that really was compatible with all my characteristics and different moods and personalities, and a few of you had them, and one of you stood out like a sore thumb, and that person was Stephanie. I'm really glad I met Stephanie this evening. She's what I've been looking for. She's well-rounded, she's intelligent, freaky, and, um, down to earth.

Tonight I had a wonderful time with the both of you, but there's only one of you that I felt was well-rounded and freaky enough for me tonight, and that would be Will. Will was a delightful surprise. He was a little on the freaky side but still an intellectual.

When I arrived tonight, it was obvious that there was only one guy that met my high standards, and that was you. Tonight I had one guy that was a man and one that was a little boy. Boy, and I got the man.

William didn't pick me because I wasn't going to give him any tongue action. I thought we had a connection, so I'm a little disappointed, but I should have known because he's just a player anyway.

That's it for The Fifth Wheel, where strangers become lovers and lovers become bitter suicidal exes, all on the same show. See you next time.