Two people argue about a missed wedding after one accused the other of messing with their son. The accuser demands an apology with the same intensity as the accusation, saying a half-ass sorry won't cut it after a friendship that started at age 13.
You're acting like a clown because you know me better than that. We've been knowing each other since I was 13 years old. Why you didn't come to my wedding? I wasn't coming after you accused me. Why would I come? Why would I come to a wedding that you accuse me of messing with your son? But why would you tell me you coming?
Did you lie and say you couldn't get to her wedding? I did.
I was being petty. Absolutely. Okay, so you were being petty. Okay then. Absolutely. Okay then.
So you're saying that you could have went to her wedding.
I could have went. But you didn't want to. No. Why would I go? You had just called me a few months prior to that. I apologized. That apology was a half-ass apology.
What did you want me to do, sit and get on my knees?
No, no, no, no. The same energy you gave me when you accused me is the same energy you should have came with for an apology. Don't come half-assed. No, I'm not going for that.