A mother confronts her daughter about having sex on the family couch and demands new furniture. The speaker is furious about the disrespect and the damage, calling it a betrayal of trust in her own home.
Chapters
My God, Ladybug, did you have sex in my house on my couch? Oh no, the hell you— I'm right here, I'm right here. What's wrong with that? What is the matter? You be fine, you be fine. Oh, I got to go get me some. You got to go. I got problems on everything I love. Girl! You better have me some new furniture, and I want my— It's about 3 bands, and you know what I want. Don't worry about it. I'm not playing. It's okay. I rolled the couch right on out of here. I rolled it out. I rolled the couch right on out of here. She just stepped on my couch. You some nasty-ass little girl. You nasty as fuck. You sit there and you do some nasty shit. You really do. I get it from you. No, you don't. Straight from you. That done pissed me off. You'll be fine.