Two people confirm they're both on the West Coast, then joke that they're doing East Coast things anyway. A playful bit about coastal identity and what counts as regional behavior.
We live a great distance away from each other also.
Mm-hmm. How far away?
She's on the West Coast and I'm on the East Coast. Oh, you're on the West Coast, East Coast. Okay.
But he could be on the West Coast. I travel a lot. He could be over there with me. Where you at?
On the West Coast or East Coast? West Coast. You're on the West Coast too.
Okay. Doing East Coast things.
Okay.
Doing East Coast things.
Now I'm on the West Coast doing East Coast things. Trust me, I'm gonna start saying that.