YouTube video (freestyle rap) promoting Mark Simpson’s free five-day challenge to increase direct bookings. Performed by Chris Turner and others, the piece mixes humorous rap lines with practical advice (e.g., encourage guests to book direct; avoid over-reliance on OTAs like booking.com and Airbnb). Repeated lines emphasize the challenge is free and runs Monday–Friday.
Let's show them how we do. I like to run my words when I speak.
I take two from a seven of the week, Monday to Friday. That's the five days. It's the challenge.
And you know it's provided free.
Yeah, that's where the start is.
Day one free.
So you know it's gratis. Look, I spit fire while I'm good looking. I'm gonna tell you to get more direct bookings.
Not circuitously through a tribal agent.
One that's to you. You sit there in amazement like wow, mad respect to the guy with the hashtag bookdirect. Not a gang sign.
It's a pound.
In the US we call it hash over here.
Running through this book directly, it means that you go. Not a book from a library. Oh no, bro, you need to understand words. Please heed.
Use Facebook to get more leads.
Like a dog with the collar, with the multiple leashes. More leads.
That's the pun.
It's hard to believe it.
I punch hard like Bruce Le.
Probably the only rhyme I can think with. Bruce Lee. Like an orange, I squeeze it cause it's so juicy. And Mark Simpson, not orange but he.
Could be yellow like the fellow in.
The Mac groaning show.
That's the Simpson thing. Mark my woe rds.
That's the words when I fill it out.
Here's a little thing. Pay attention you louds.
Don't over rely on booking.com or Airbnb. Cause that could be gone.
Cause the pandemic shut down everything.
Airbnb offices, the phone don't ring anymore. But over reliance is not required.
Yeah, I see you're not silent and.
Saying, chris, can you shout to me how to save money and commissioning fees?
Well, I can't explain, but I know who doo doo does. Mark Simpson. Not like Bart with the buzz sore haircut.
Let me make this clear.
He's not from the Simpsons. Guys, please lend your ears, Romans and.
Countrymans and all the viewers.
Get your guest to book direct and you will see your coffers swell and swell and grow. The guests all go. They're like, wow, I'm glad that I.
Watched this show, this podcast, and they'll enjoy their holiday.
I'm gonna go and book direct right away. Admittedly, I'm not.
There'll be a slight lag. But when you do book direct, don't forget the hashtag sipping a virgin mojito. And there you have it, a freestyle wrap from me, Chris Turner. Do make sure you check out Mark Simpson and boost Lee's free five day challenge to get more direct bookings.
Peace out.
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