A mindset coach claims eight months of absurd practices like drinking cat feces coffee did nothing, then tries to sell a handbook anyway. Matt Ryder calls him out as a scammer pushing fake spiritual advice and aggressive upselling.
I've been doing everything you said for 8 months. Eating cat shit coffee, sunning my butthole, and aligning my chakra, and nothing's changed! I'm not seeing any results in my life. Am I doing something wrong? Hmm, I hear you, brother. And honestly, this just means you're ready for the Premium Tier Ultimate Mindset Spiritual Awakening Handbook. Hey Matt, how do I upsell him onto the Premium Tier Ultimate Mindset Spiritual Awakening?
Listen here, you hippie retard. Stop scamming people with your mindset courses and telling them to sun their butthole to apparently change their life.
Let me know if you need any other help. So, uh, I, um— You have a mindset problem. Just give me your money.
