Sol Brah + Elden Ring (First Playthrough)

So we're looking at the classes we have here. Oh, doesn't got any clothes. You play many games while growing up? Yes, I did a lot of video games growing up. Is what it is. Had a lot of fun, incredible times with the boys. So let's look, get this character creation going. Soulstream just started for my 9 egg omelet. Pfft, incredible. Uh, what do you have on there? Some olive oil, some salt, a bit of pepper perhaps, a bit of raw cheese on top. Uh, so I was looking at this— Vagabond, Warrior, Hero. And okay, what do we have here? Nice, mature lad. Keepsake. Medallion. Not really sure what these are all doing, but let's choose a medallion. More HP. Choose base template. Oh, we gotta go northern, huh? Viking, chat. Detailed appearance. Okay, we gotta have— we gotta give him a bit more of a tan, don't we? There we go, solid. Face and hair, cool. Pretty in-depth customization. Face structure, my lord, there's a lot. That looks kind of odd. Character better have no polyester. Well, I don't think polyester was really invented in back in these days. Uh, what I saw of the Samurai, he was wearing all natty materials. Vertical face ratio, we don't need that. Better do a strength build. Usually in Skyrim, at least, I, uh, I was sneak, sneak mode, just one-shotting from the shadows. So, uh, we'll see. My light is flashing. Hey, stop that! Jaw! Trying to give him a charge roll on. A whole lot of, uh, customization here. Do you even really see their mouth while they're playing? Brow ridge. Oh, surprise guy! There we go, a little bit of anger. Those hunter eyes. It's a very serious fellow. Eyes, big eyes so you can see better. Make it look like you. Yeah, look, that would be good, but, um, I don't take too long. I feel hair— we could do hair color, tan type of hair. What do I look like right now? Definitely not like that. I was thinking of maybe cutting my hair like he has. That's probably the closest to my hair. Mine's a little longer. How many white hairs? So, is something wrong with the stream? Yeah, I'm on SkyNet, uh, SkyNet, Starlink, and it seems to cut in and out. So apologies for that. If it's too annoying, let me know. I need to fix it, but just set it up today with the Starlink. Facial hair, nothing. Bit of stubble. Yeah, bit of stubble. Oh yeah, I got some grapes. Incredible snack. Eye color, I have dark brown with some green. Flex. Green at birth, then change, or blue at birth, and then it changes possibly when they vaccinate you, unfortunately. All right, I think we're pretty much set. This is me if I was a little bit older, I think. A little bit angrier. He's got a great look about him. All right, alter body. Musculature, standard. Haha, we gotta go muscular, of course. Does this guy even look at the chat? Yeah, dude, it's got it in front of me here.

I'm radiant.

Yeah, a little bit thicker. Legs, a bit more thickness to the legs. Yeah, there we go. Arms. I can see your messages, Jesse. You're not shadowbanned. Have I tried Baldur's Gate 3? I have not. Blue light glasses are here. I need to look at the true colors for now. All right, we are Going in. All right, how do I share this? Sure. Oh, we got a cinematic happening.

The fallen leaves tell a story. The Great Elden Ring was shattered in our home across the fog, the lands between Just gonna blast out that the stream's live, then I'll be back. Now, Queen Marika the Eternal is nowhere to be found.

Where did she go?

And in the night of the Black Knives, Godwyn the Golden Oh, ouch!

Dagger in the back. It's always who you least expect.

Soon, Marika's offspring, demigods all, claimed the shards of the Elden Ring. The mad Taste of their newfound strength. Triggered. Oh, rise now, you tarnished.

Lagging, it's unfortunate. Sorry, that's Elon's fault for the Starlink. If you guys watch it like delayed by a little bit, does that help the lag? Wow, okay, we got some legends.

The ever brilliant Gold Mask.

I guess these are bosses that I'll have to take out.

The Deathbed Companion.

Oh, he's got a Sol Brah sign on him. The Dung Eater. Oh no, why does the Dung Eater have a sign on him?

The All-Knowing.

The All-Knowing. Yeah, streaming from Agartha, not the best connection all the way from inner Earth. Are we in yet?

And one other whom grace would again bless.

This is me, I guess. No renown. Oh, I like to think I've got a little bit of renown by now. Cross Yo, €2, my man! Thank you.

To stand before the Elden Ring.

What is the Super Chat?

I become the Elden Lord.

Alright, my light's skitzing out again. Come on, man, just chill. Alright, we're back, we're in. Alright, where do we find ourselves? What are these ghosts going on? Seek Elden Ring, good luck. Thanks. Are these in-game messages or what? Seems a bit— oh, pillage! Open this door. Oh wow, okay then. That is an impressive tree. That is a nice tree. Tree of Life. Anything around here? Oh, just did roll. Okay, let's move in quickly and then jump. Slunk an egg for every death. Haha. Oh, I'll do that for next time. I don't have any eggs down here. There are other players' messages. Ghosts. Ah, bit of multiplayer then. Praise the tree. All right, I agree with that though. Lowest sensitivity. Ah yes, oopsies. Does jelqing work? I cannot say that I've tried it, so I don't know. Tell you what, the aesthetics of this are great. Oh, there's a— yeah, there we go. Okay, I guess, right? It's all my health. How do I get my, uh This light is really grinding my gears right now. Well, okay, so I got two-shot. Now I'm laying in the dirt. Don't forget you can't pause in this. Okay, thank you. Pause. How am I supposed to practice semen retention for? How long am I supposed to practice it for? It's making my relationship hectic sometimes. Well, I would ask, what is making it hectic? Because it doesn't necessarily mean that it has to be hectic just because you're doing it in a relationship. But maybe there is some communication you need to have, or I guess I need a bit more context. Why is it hectic if you're practicing that?

One of his kind is sure to seek the Elden Ring.

Yeah, I will.

Even if it does violate the Golden Order.

Play an easy game, this will get very grindy. Yeah, first Souls game, he's gonna get wrecked. Well, we'll see. If this is your first Souls game, it's a world of hurt coming, but it'll be fun. Haha, cool. I guess these games are really hard.

Not good.

Okay, can't do that. Pastime, pass, leave. Need to do this stuff.

Okey-doke. Oh, one shot.

I know this is a tutorial, I know. Easy jump. Okay, beautiful. Oh shoot, Naru's at me. Come down. Okay, got some fruit. Yummy. Come on, Dan, come down, mate. Wait, I have a bow.

Missed.

Uh-oh, he's got an arrow in his knee. Haha, scar him. See you, bud. PEMF mats, uh, I don't know, man. Anytime we try to replicate what nature does naturally, it's, uh, I've never used one consistently, but I don't know if I would. Just go outside, get on some grass or water or sand. So when does this guy drop his shield? Come on, attack me! He's just shielding the whole time. There we go. See ya. Yes, getting the sunlight in while watching a stream, that is okay. Nice. That's the way to watch my streams. If you can watch me while you're outside, please do so.

Oh, missed.

See ya. Equip a bow. There you go. Got him, one shot. Control skill. Guess I don't have one yet. Thanks, mate. Love your work, brother. Crouch. Okay. Sneaky action. Because my sunning routine, yeah, it's not ideal. Some neighbors really take an issue with it. It's like, dude, this is normal. You should be getting sun. It's not weird for me to do it, so why do you get up? Good tip in this game is to be patient when fighting. Oh fuck, what do we have here? Shift and click immediately after blocking an attack. Oh geez. Get away from me! Wait, how did that miss? Lock on. Why am I spinning around like that? Got him. Oh, should probably go for the— got him. Okay, so these bloodstains where other people died, I guess. Hit a club. Oh, that's funny. Okay, didn't die at the first enemy. Very good, not bad. Nice ancient statues around. Message here: Pillage remains, new strength. Okay, nice job. Yeah, the Q to lock on is key. I missed that a bit. Site of Grace. Oh, resting can't do anything. Get up, no resting right now, just start it. Uh, that's not what I said to do. Okay, can't get through there. No key. Why'd you ask me to use it then? Blessings, Sol Brah— blessings back to you, my friend. Uh, multiplayer, cool, cool. We don't need that right now. Oh, let's go! Standing desk? Yes, this is standing, so I'm standing up. This is about, yeah, belly button height. Thought it'd be a bit better than sitting down. Also, just a new setup for the stream and things. It's actually in my shed, so a bit of an interesting setup. Standing desk, stacked on some things, but it's cool, it's great. And we got the flag behind us. Sunbathing with espresso and Sol Brah live. Cheese! Exquisite. Go down. Oh, that way. That's very helpful. Use the map. G map. Quite large then. Haven't really found much. Oh, a sheep! Should get some raw lamb. Come back here. Thin beast bones. That's all they had. Might be some raw bone marrow in there. What's this that we missed? Summoning pools. Okay, so we can get other people to come in here, I guess. Holy smokes, I'm guessing that guy would probably beat me, so I'm just gonna chill on that one. Get some fruit. Sneak up on this. Thank you for your life. Thank you for your nourishment. Always got to be grateful for where our food comes from, you know. Ruin fragments. Wait, what? What is that roll, my brother? I feel like we need to get to the tree. Go attack the man on the horse, it's an easy win. I don't believe you though, I really don't believe you. Where is he? All right, we're gonna run in here before he gets here. Come on then. Oh, a horse. Hello.

You're a Tarnished. I can see it.

Yes, I am.

And I can also see that you're not after my What do you got, brother?

I don't think I have any money yet, so may have to come back to you. Oh, I got 595 gold. Exquisite. Throwing dagger, so for sure, let's Let's get those. Uh, I need some arrows. Container required. Crafting kit enables the practice of— okay, that sounds good. And that'll do us.

Goodbye. Nice to do business.

Fire looks cozy. Craft kit. You can make items from materials. Standard. Cracked pots to craft certain items. Okay, smithing table. All right, stand up. Spend runes and stones. Okey-doke. Well, we just spent all our gold, so we will not be doing that.

Roger that.

Where's my Grace directing me? There we go. Let's hit it. Pretty, pretty special. Why is this one jumping? If you're a secret tree or something— secret tree being— when you have the athletic shorts coming out, the ones with the cotton liner. Yeah, so I should be getting my hands on a sample from the factory, and if they're good, then we can mass produce. Kind of just waiting on that. Should we attack this guy? Be 2 on 1. Uh, yeah, so once we get— they'll be in time for summer, hopefully, uh, USA summer. Do we attack? Yeah, let's do it. Missed that one. Good night. Can I get my arrows back? No. Just hopped into YouTube to watch the local news. Brother, why are you watching the news? But thank you, you saw this, now you're happy. I appreciate that. I'm glad. I'm happy that you're happy. But you don't need to be watching the news unless it's, you know, good wholesome local stuff. Campfire. Can sneak attack this guy. Good night. Kukri, is that a weapon? Sol Brah, finish this sentence: All problems are problems of— All problems are problems of the mind. I don't know if there's a correct answer to that, but all problems are just a problem of the mind because a problem is only a problem because you think it's a problem. And a problem can be a blessing, can be an opportunity to get better and something to fix. And if you have no problems as such, just the, the word problem, calling it a problem makes it worse than it needs to be. When you can just have the perspective that, man, I'm blessed to have everything to work towards because of my problems. They're just opportunities. Problems are opportunities, puzzles to solve, and that perspective is much better. Hello. Okay, you said hi, I'm not gonna attack you. Huge love and respect from Kazakhstan. Yes, I've heard of Kazakhstan. Thank you. Didn't know we had any viewers in Kazakhstan. That's pretty cool. Okay, we've got an encampment here. Oh boy, who is this guy? Let's try and sneak around, huh?

Oh, what?

They saw me. Great. Okay, I'm not gonna go this way. 4 archers and this guy that just jumped down. Yeah, no thanks. Probably not meant to be in that area. Yet. How far do I need to go to break the, uh— why am I crouching still? They chasing me? What if I awake tied to a track with a train approaching? Would that be classified as a problem? Look, in that situation, you may have yourself a problem. Well, am I being told to go that way? Yeah, I gotta go through there, I guess. If you say so. Oh, my dog just touched my leg. What are you doing here? Okay, well, I gotta attempt to get past this thing. With arrows shooting at me. Well, you'll start with one arrow. Oh my Lord, there's no way. Nope. Okay, awesome, awesome, awesome. There's no way. Am I meant to be able to attack that thing? He just Oh boy, cool, dead. Well, that seems a little unfair. Sprint past that area. Just sprint past the— yeah, true, I guess could have tried that. What's happening here? Greetings. Your friend.

I offer you an accord.

Okay, an accord. What does that mean?

Have you heard of the Finger Maidens?

Yes, I think I have a finger.

They serve the Two Fingers, offering guidance and aid.

It helped me, so you need only take me with you.

All right, to the foot of the Erdtree.

Accept or refuse, chat? Seems a little sus. Why does she want to get to the tree? But I could use the help, so perhaps accepting is the right choice here. Accept.

All right, then it's settled. Summon me.

Smash. That was not an option. I would have clicked that. Maybe later.

Another matter.

Another matter. Good, good start. Spectral Steed. Oh, do we get a— yeah, a mount.

It will summon a spectral steed named Torrent. Torrent has chosen you.

Awesome, thanks Torrent.

Choose me with respect.

Always, always respect animals. Treat animals well. Uh, pastime, level up, leave. Let's go, maiden. Wait, how did I get out? Inventory. Okie doke. Wow, double jump! Epic! So we can run right past this big guy and jump down now. See ya! Not today! Ah, that was easy. Boom! Go through it. Well, I'm gonna get to the tree in no time. Golden seed, great. So shipping is worldwide? Yes, for the apparel, the scents, the soap. It is not yet for anything else, but we're working on it. Very, very soon I'm gonna have everything in the one warehouse, which is not very, very soon, but soon this year we'll have everything in the one warehouse. You can order a t-shirt, a polo, a with some olive oil soap, with some scents, uh, with some soaps later. So that's gonna— you guys are gonna save on shipping if you buy from both operations, and we'll be able to get everything to you a lot smoother. So pretty excited about that one. A mount called Torrent. I didn't even put that together. Another seed or mushroom. Cool, some little mushies. New herb, got some of that. Fresher. Oh, remove the skull, bro. Should I eat cow testicles? So my buddy who I met recently in El Salvador, he was telling me that one of his coming-of-age traditions was you would go to the ranch and every kid had to do this. Every male kid had to do this on maybe like 16 or something. They had to, you know, as they chop the balls off the cow for— it's just a usual farm practice so they don't have too many bulls— they had to take a bite from it. Fuck, that potion drink nearly got me, didn't it? Bio package. Yeah, we will, we'll do everything. Big discount if you get lots of different things. That's all coming. Subscriptions It's just, it's taken a little bit to get the backup infrastructure all together, but we will have that soon. Why is it dark? Because it is nighttime. The sun is not out there. Oh, I didn't even see this guy. We're gonna get him. No time. To react to me. Oh, someone's shooting here. What's that? Night, I guess it's. Oh, is this a monster? Oh, it's a dung beetle. What on earth? If you open your map, you see only dark but an orange pixel. Go there and grab the real map. I don't know what you're referring to. Orange pixel, that thing. See you, Patricia. Enjoy work, be productive. Yes, I am in Australia right now. You didn't see anything, don't worry about it. Neither did you guys. Uh, might have to kill these guys. Yes, we go with the How did that not hit? Excuse me, what? I just can't hit him.

Uh-oh.

It's good. Oh, fire arrows are strong. Why? Okay, that's a little tricky to shoot an arrow without flying opposite direction. Oh my goodness, what on earth? That's very, very, uh, Need to concentrate a little bit here, boys. Sorry. Any more? Oh, we're good. Can I operate this? No, that's a shame. To the right of the Site of Grace near the castle gate is the map. Is that a Site of Grace? Oh, like there. If it's that thing and I need to go back, then let me know. What class did you play when you used to play World of Warcraft? Uh, a Night Elf Hunter was my main one. Loved having the wolf pet go around and do stuff with me. And bows and arrows were cool as well. And then Night Elf, obviously the most superior race. What's that? Another doohickey. Oh, hello! Epic eagle seal. Majestic, majestic. What is the message here? Mr. Head. Wow, thanks. It's that one at the back, so I got to go back down there.

Okay, uh, use Let's go!

It's great! Clutch! Teleport to each side of the race. Ah yes, I remember. Well, you remembered for me. Another maiden sitting sideways. Cool. Okay, so the maps— were they dragons? Hey, this game has it all. They're all running. Yes, good. Well, how— where's the map then? This thing, pick it up. Yeah, we got it. And then I can just peace out again on my horse. Well, that seems a little too easy. Out of there. New map. Whoa, okie doke. How do I teleport to that Site of Grace? F. There we go. Gatefront, Stormhill Shack. Yes, back there. Was this your inspiration? Of course he was. Zizbra becomes Sol Brah. That's where I got the name from. Good old Ziz. Yeah, he inspired a generation, man. Rest in peace, gone too soon. But I really, I enjoyed what he was about, his message. All of the, you know, trolling and things, it was a bit of, a bit of a laugh. But the actual guy, like, that was a character, but Aziz was just a great dude. Ex-nerd, just wanted people to better themselves. Fantastic, really. Same as me. Oh, we got some rats down here. Mushroom. Wait, I'm meant to be going this way. What brings you, uh, to Australia? This is where I live. It's my home, hometown. So I was traveling for the retreat, and then I was in Mexico for a while. Go back here, beetle. I don't know if that's useful that I'm acquiring the dung. Some more eagles. Hello, fellas. May I sit with you? Next retreat? Yeah, nothing's planned yet. Oh, is there a guy there? What are you trying to hide from, mate? No, no, no, no, do not alert the others. I barely got cut it off as if they're all— yeah, see you guys. Still following me? Ha, look at them all, plebs. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. You need all that for just me? Yeah, no, no retreat planned yet. Um, we have a couple of ideas, but right now nothing is set in stone. See ya. This must be the way. Is this a solo run? Yes, it is. Guess we go through the castle to get to tree eventually. Some grace. Say grace. Grateful to be streaming with you guys. Thank you for watching. Grateful to be here, able to do this as my life. It's, it's a lot of fun. I'm blessed. I'm I'm grateful for it all the time. Fantastic castle and crows, ravens. Uh, this looks like someone's gonna jump down and attack me. Yep, cutscene. Might shut the door, it's a little chilly now. I am going to shut the door, be right back.

Someone must extinguish thy flame. Let it be Margit the Fell.

Oh my goodness. Well, I just walked into that one, didn't I? Dude, RIP. That was a poor showing. Make sure you roll to dodge his attacks. Yeah, I tried. I did try that. I did think of that. How come all your stuff is in the US? Well, I was there for like 2 years pretty much, uh, after COVID and then until 2023, uh, and I since Oh, here we go. Okay, well, I'm gonna try and shoot some arrows. Dude, this guy has everything, bro. Stuck on some swords. Get out of here. There's no way. How do I, mate, find the other arrows in your pocket? It's not hard. Dodge! Get it! Dead again. Mate, this is going to be a tricky one, lads. Since when? So I started streaming since today. I've done once before, years ago, played Skyrim, uh, but with traveling and can't really do it just on a laptop. Favorite game of all time's got to be Skyrim. There's no close second for that game, but that came out at that time. Hey, I'm— if he reaches for his empty arrows one more time, seriously. Can't catch me. Lock on, will ya? Thank you. And then I'm pressing caps lock. Dodge! Do I have a— thank you. What's he doing now? Oh, that was a little quick. Dodge, dodge! Woo! Uh-oh, what is this? That would have been one shot, mate. Can I get a light? Relax. Holy— okay.

Peace.

Okay, dodge. Don't have a controller. Look, at a certain level, guys, the blue light doesn't affect me because I'm streaming with you guys. And the good vibes cancel out the blue light. I have my blockers, but I wanted to get the experience of the game, uh, more. And like I said, blue light can't affect me when I'm hanging out with you guys. So, all right, have I got no health potions and no arrows now going into this? Yeah, wait, 3 health potions, only 1 arrow though. Fuck, forgot about those. Nice arrow shot! Haha, get my sword out, buffoon! Let's get a bit of space, please. Dodge these daggers he's gonna throw at me. Oh, Matrix that! My light skidding out. Let me get my shield. What is this little shield gonna do, huh? Is it even possible to block? Probably not. I need more arrows. You know you can summon a guy to help you with this, right? I did not know that. How do I do that? That would be helpful. Two-hand your katana, make it stronger, but I don't know the control. It's helpful.

Uh, kukri.

Okay, equip. Sorcerer Rodger. Yes please. Come on, Roger, let's go! Traverse missed. Hey, no arrows. Oh, walked into that one. Go, Roger! Okay, that was a short one. Um, am I meant to strengthen up before getting to this boss, or is it just skill issue on my behalf? Time the rolls. Okay, lock onto him. Yeah. I keep on forgetting to lock on. Strengthen up. Yeah, I feel like that's the move. One more, one more go and then we can back out. But it's telling me to go this way. It is possible to beat this boss right now, but It will help to get stronger. Technically, skill issue. Ah, I knew it! I knew it was, uh, my error. Okay, lock on. That's a bit better. Dodge, dodge. Can I knock him off the edge? Guess not. All right, Roger.

Oh, give me a potion.

This one's going well.

So far, get in!

Dodge, dodge!

Woo!

Yes, let's go! Off the edge, the last try. We didn't need to strengthen up, did we? Great enemy conquered, little bastard. That was a lot easier. Forgive me, I need to hit the Sunbro pose. What is the Sunbro pose?

Grace truly does guide you, and whether you are fit to face The challenge that entails.

Yeah, I'm fit to face the challenge.

My worries were unfounded.

Yeah, they were.

Had your measure from the very start. For but a moment.

Praise the Sun emote. I think I've seen it. Teleport, bro. I'm huge. Guided by grace. Combat is prohibited. Okay, so I guess I can hang out with other people in here. Wait, it's a person.

This is a rare occasion.

Cool.

I can't remember the last time a new Tarnished made their way to the Roundtable. Very well, as your senior I bid you welcome.

Some neck rolls.

Safe here.

You may let loosen up. Okay, safe here. Pretty epic place. Rest of the table. So does this mean I can Teleport here anytime. What's this guy saying?

Ah, hello.

You must be new here.

I'm—

well, just call me Diablo.

Eating a raw skirt steak right now. Man, skirt steak is underrated. The thing about raw— eating raw meat is the quality matters less, like the tenderness of the meat matters less because you're not cooking it. And it's, it's always more melt-in-your-mouth. So you can get the cheaper cuts like a skirt steak, just dice it up and eat it, no worries. Like a skirt steak wouldn't be as nice as compared to a ribeye, which has more fat, uh, but when you eat it raw, it really, it's delicious all the same. So good on you for that. It's down there, combat zone. So I guess this is like the meeting hall or whatever. Am I going to die? Oh, battle hall. Uh-oh, is this a player or Jesus, what is that? Frostbite. Cool. Well, That wasn't very fair. Drinking milk and raw egg shake right now. Incredible. Pretty hungry. I'll probably will do a fast tomorrow. Just kind of feeling it. Don't have much food in the house and yeah, just feel like doing a fast tomorrow. So we'll probably do that. Maybe fruit only. Fruit fruit and tea. That's a tad easier. So what's even in here really? An armory. Whoa, blacksmith guy. Nice painting. Bed.

Greetings, great champion called by grace. I am—

What is your insight on playing video games? Is it a waste of time?

My stay at the Roundtable Hold, great champion.

For me in the position now, I'm streaming, engaging with you guys. It's not a waste of time. This is tangentially related to my, you know, career and everything. I've played many, many hours of video games, probably too many, uh, if I was looking at it objectively. And until your physique is on point, uh, your career is in a great place, you're working on your hobbies, you're being social, I come from. Once all that is taken care of, then you could look at introducing video games, possibly. Let her hold me. I missed that.

My thanks.

That sounds great. What's happening here? Get a hug?

Very warm.

All right.

What you felt light up inside you was a Baldachin's blessing. Though it is but a fleeting thing, I am afraid. Come back to me should you require another. I will take you in my arms as often as you need.

Well, that's very nice of you, my dear. Appreciate that. Got a blessing, a little cuddle. Don't mind that at all. We change how I look. Ah, interesting. I feel like you should just pick one and then that's it, you know.

What's this guy?

You're a new face.

Yes, sir.

What's the matter? It's all the same. Uh, going back to the video games, yeah. So if you have all of that in order, you're using video games as something to relax or be social with friends. Sometimes I'll play online with some boys who are the other side of the world or the other side of Australia. And, uh, the question you have to look at yourself and figure out whether that is the case with you or not, and only you can say that. But that's my opinion. For most people, it's probably more a waste of time than it isn't because you're just, you know, not creating, producing, lifting, whatever. About the chains on your legs, strengthen arms. Okay, I don't have any money. Anything in here I can snag? Props? Not— can I go through there? Can I go through there? Going to blast dips, enjoy. I did some dips on the gymnastic rings myself today. Let's head back here, shall we? What's your go-to drink at the beach? Coconut water. It's gotta be, it's gotta be a fresh coconut right off the tree. Costa Rica or Mexico, if you were lucky or in the right position, you could find a coconut on the ground and some of them, if you just smashed them open, they just the most incredible elixir of life fresh off the tree. How incredible is it that that plant delivers a hydrating elixir in this little natural container which has all the electrolytes that are going to rehydrate us from being at the beach all day. Really incredible and delicious tasting. So that's my beach choice of drink. Another grace site for your boy.

You there, come over here, would you?

Okay, but are you going to trick me?

You're, you're tarnished, aren't you?

Yes, I am.

I would advise against taking the main gate.

Do you feel at home when visiting America? Yeah, I do. Especially California specifically. I feel— I forgot what this guy said. Yes, let's go with him. You're just the kind of tarnished But yeah, America is very large and broad, so different cities I didn't feel as good. Like New York, I had to be there for a while and it wasn't the vibe. If you've been there, you'll understand. Miami I love. I could live in Miami. Good friends, beach, good healthy food, exercise people. Muscle Beach, that's a really good, good lifestyle city, and you also got a lot of business. They're my main spots that I lived in. It's a big drop. Oh no, hahaha, I hit the roll when I meant to jump. I think it's because spacebar is jump in most games, so I mixed it up. Oh boy. Wait, he steals my runes if I die here? I don't have any runes.

You're just a prick.

Did I have runes? I must have. Lover ahead. Hmm, what does that mean? A lover on the outside skirts of the castle walls? Not sure about that one. Oh, another beautiful eagle. Oh, okay, made it. I meant to be up there instead. Well, we fell down here now. Is this thing gonna attack me? Yep, I was admiring your majesty. You don't have to attack me. Well, how do I hit him? It's fine. Cool, cool, cool, cool. Another L. What have you got, knives on your feet, bro? I was not prepared for the eagle with knives on its feet. That's okay. Once again, we're back. This guy, come help me, mate. He knows there's an eagle up there and I still have no arrows. No blasted arrows. Can I sneak around?

Ah, maybe.

Has he seen me? Let me get around. Yeah. I'm good, it seems. That grace. Ever played Dark Souls? I have never played any Dark Souls or this game, which is this style. Is Elden Ring Dark Souls, or it's just the similar style of game? Because everyone's like, have you played a Dark Souls game before? Uh-oh, no.

Parry!

Oh, don't knock me off! Parry, mate! Look at this tiny shield. Hey Sol Brah, how's it going? Well, Xanthopus, it's going exquisitely. I'm, uh, streaming this incredible game with the boys. Watching, so it couldn't be better really. Golden rune. Got some prisoners. Oh no, you were just slacking. Some zombies. Hey, they look like that guy who teamed up with me. Didn't expect message, therefore praise the message. Okay, Golden Sun Mask. Yeah, that sounds great if I can get it. I don't know where to get it. It's made by the same people, same company. Yeah, that makes sense. Whoa, well, that wasn't very friendly, was it? Okay, let's go down here. Hook claws. Oh no! Oh, look at my health! Elden Ring is open world Dark Souls, right? Okey doke. So Dark Souls is more story-based. Oh, hello. Freaky looking dude. Yeah, you can stay down there, bud. Oh, hang on, absolutely not. You're still gonna— no fall damage for this guy. That's enough of you. Yeah. That's what I thought. Where are my blue light glasses? I've answered this. Here. Maybe it's time to put them on. I need a clean. That's better. Glasses on, can still see. Great.

Yes, Marrows, uh, allegedly.

Where are the arrows? Equipment. Ah, nope, not here. Oh, come on. I need to get used to the F jump instead of the spacebar jump. Because it is busting me up. This guy gonna throw firebombs at me? Yep. Whoopsies. Like the destructible environments. This guy is sleeping. Wake up, bud. PC specs. Yeah, I've got raw milk, raw milk cooling in this, in the tower here. Oh, we got a boss or a mini boss. Doors locked, I heard. Oh, oh Jesus. See, I'm parrying, I'm parrying. When are you meant to parry? I'm already dead, bros, you can relax. Combine jump to spacebar. Uh, I guess I could, but then I'm used to it with the jump backs already.

I'll get, I'll get used to it.

Let's try and parry something, huh? Oh, very— how long have I been a gamer? Uh, many years. When I was 13, I guess. Started way back when. Well, even before that, I had the PlayStation 1, Game Boy, Pokémon Yellow. So been at it for a while, for better or worse. Definitely shaped my ideas and culture and how I socialize. Fair enough. I definitely don't regret it. I had some amazing times. Enough of this. I go through that box. Yeah, the lock-on helps bait the, uh, the throw. Too late. You are blocking but not parrying. There's a different button. Ah, let's check it out. Parry. Can't see. Attack. Strong attack. Shift and attack. Ah, okay. Shift, attack. Nice, good to know on that one. Where's this guy? Didn't take the health potion. Foolish. It's marked as skill on the keyboard.

Ah!

Skill: Ctrl+Shift+right-click. Well, how many buttons am I going to hit that in a— while I'm trying to move?

Ctrl+Shift+right-click.

Ah, let's try and parry this. Never mind, I don't want to die. 1, 3 bombs. Oh, word. Whoa, he just fucking sidestepped me. OG. I gotta lock on more. Missing. Get what you need in the chest that's in there and leave. Okay, I tried, I tried. Let's get him. We can get him. Maybe I have to draw him out here. Yeah, come on, come out here, bud. Can you go through walls or no? Through the door? I can't get through. Or can he? Oh, he got me through the door. All right, let's go for the chest. How much do you run? Look like you could run a quick 800. Yeah, pretty decent, pretty decent sprinter. Uh, I run Just in day-to-day life, I try to run every day, but as far as focus, like track running, not too often. A couple times a week. No trumpet, please. Let's try and parry. Parry! Yes! So I just need to hit control. That's great, it's annoying. When is stream with Golden One coming? Yeah, you guys hit Marcus up, tell him we should stream together. He could play this, we could do multiplayer this together. That would be really cool. Shift and jump attack. That's what I tried to do. Jump attack this guy. One shot. Okay, getting the hang of it more. Come on, guys, blow up the barrels, please. Dude, two-shot by these guys. All right, concentrate, don't just run at them. All right, so I've lost all my runes effectively. Allocate more HP flasks. Sacred tear, no sacred tear. Yeah, you don't need cerulean tears at all. Thanks to that tip, Aiden. Let's go, much better. 5 health potions. If we don't pass it now, we're being a bit boosted, aren't we? No, no, no. I am worried I'm going to fall off. Ah! Creepy, creepy MFs. Speedrun, come on, dodge the fucking thing. All right, you're not gonna shoot me. Missed that one. The lock-on, imperative, imperative. Dodge that! Oh, he sees me. That's enough of this castle. Thanks for watching, motivus. Have a great day. Was there any more on this tower? Uh, what did I get here? Feel like there was more to do here. Was there? Is there? We go back in the center. Yeah, uh, okay. Can't get on my steed. Oh no, I do not want to talk with you. How do I get back? Wow, two of them! Get out of it, please! They're really not leaving me alone.

Ah!

But I recommend moving from UK to Australia for sure. Weather alone, of course you should do that. But way of life, general ambiance of people, better beaches. It's really— now, do I have that item still? All right, gents, I think I've lost my touch, but that's been 2 hours, uh, a little bit less of the first stream. Appreciate everyone that came to watch. We got fairly decently into Elden Ring. So, uh, well, I guess we'll start from here when I come on the next stream. So appreciate you all again. That was a lot of fun, and recording this is going to be up on YouTube as well. We'll see you next time.