Boris Johnson makes an important announcement

24 Mar 2020 · 1 min

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Boris Johnson delivers a public health appeal during COVID-19, urging people to stay indoors. He claims broadband slowdown is caused by traffic to adult sites like Pornhub and YouPorn, and tells viewers to use their imagination instead to ease network congestion.

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We are currently facing the greatest challenge for generations, and we implore you to please stay indoors and stop watching online porn. The broadband speed is being slowed down by those on Pornhub, YouPorn, uh, YouJizz, and SpankBang. So what we ask you to do, uh, and this is coming directly from the scientists, is rather than use online porn, You use your imagination. So I implore everyone, you should heed the advice, and as a nation, we should stop coming together.