A comedic sketch about dodging street charity fundraisers. Multiple speakers trade rapid-fire insults and absurd excuses, from nonsensical lies to fake concerns about wildlife, satirizing both the workers' persistence and the awkwardness of being asked for money.
Chapters
Oh dear, the charity worker. We've all tried this one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rookie mistake. Keep your loose change tight. Careful. Oh dear. This one's simple. Copy the bugger.
So do you want to— do you want to give some money and donate? Donate?
Keep it up.
Do you want to copy everything I'm saying? Why you copying everything I'm saying? Why? Why? What you doing? What you doing? Why you doing that? Why are you doing that? Why are you doing that? Why can't you just give some money? Why are you taking me seriously? Just be serious. Be serious for a second. For a second.
Oh, fuck off!
Fuck off!
Lovely stuff. Here we don't have one.
Make it up. The important charity that I'm raising money for. Do you speak English?
Spectacular, Miss. Bugger me, there's 4 of them! Textbook. Dummy right. Dive like a swan. Curly whirly. And you're free.
Do you care about wildlife?
No, we don't.
Did you know that there are thousands of British animals needlessly suffering?
I'm not here.
Did you know there's almost 18,000 cows suffering from lactose— Good.
Go bananas.
They're coming for me! They're coming for everyone!
Find a human shield. He doesn't even know what's going on.
Hey mate, can I just, uh—
Hello mate, just need a minute of your time. Um, I, uh, there's a— Excellent.
If all else fails—
Hello fella, you got a moment? Run. Sorry mate. Listen, a moment's all we need to change the world. I'm really in a hurry. That's alright, we can walk and talk. Listen, what it is, right, is I work on behalf of people's man— Boom! Ha!
