How To Meet Men The Safe Way

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Let me see. Ah, I look horrible.

So I've got a date with Rick on Tuesday. Oh, that's exciting. Yeah, he looks really hot in all of his profile pictures, and he's been travelling and everything.

What about you? Well, I've been messaging this guy on Tinder. It's going really great. He messages back like straight away. away, so there's no games, and his grammar is great.

Sounds nice. Do you know what I hate? It when lads take ages to message back. It's like, I've got plans too, knob.

Well, I've met someone too recently. Oh, do tell. We've had a couple of texts and we're meeting up for drinks tomorrow night. Oh, let's see his profile. We didn't actually meet online.

Where did you meet?

We just met in a bar. Yeah, he came over and started chatting, and it was actually really funny because— Hang on, so you know nothing about him?

Well, no, but he seems really nice. Sorry, but it's a bit weird. Like, how do you know if you have any shared interests? Or friends in common? Or what mile radius he's in?

Are we gonna get pictures of your faces and blur them together? He's probably already got children. He's probably married.

How are you gonna know if he has a fit ex-girlfriend? Anne, you really need to think about this before you go through with it. Yeah, she's right. He might be a pervert. He's probably a rapist. Definitely a rapist. He's gonna put date rape drugs in your drink.

Oh my God, you're dating a rapist.

Really? You think? Yeah. You're gonna have to cancel. I mean, I guess. It's for the best. Okay, I've done it. Well done, you!

Hey, hi, sorry to interrupt, but, uh, I was just wondering if you fancy going for a coffee. Obviously not now because you're already having one, but, um, I don't know, like next week or something?

I mean, seriously, what kind of a freak are you?

It's just It's just coffee.