
The Constantine brothers run Paradise, a kebab shop in North London's Archway neighbourhood. Enid, who has an MA in business, interviews 31-year-old Peter Warren for a head of marketing role. Dennis brings celebrity gossip to the table while Enid pushes the business side, and by the end, Peter gets the job.
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Archway, a town in the heart of North London, steeped in rich history and architectural significance.
Known for its local cuisine— Please, please, please, go away!
It's a place that encourages culture, diversity, and the entrepreneurial spirit. Dubbed as Archway Roundabout, the area is now considered a hub for entrepreneurial talent. Giving unprecedented access, we follow some of the top Local businessmen. Welcome to N19.
I call this my Wall of Flame. This is me and all the celebs. That's me and Feltzy at her son's bar mitzvah. I was the master of ceremonies. Patsy Butcher when she was still in Emmerdale. And my favourite, it's me, Keefe Harris, and at Orville. Iggy, can I have a kebab? He says it to me! You've got such an appetite!
This week, we follow the Constantine brothers who run a local eatery in the town centre. And whilst all is well in Paradise for Dennis, Enid wants to diversify the company.
I did an MA in business, so believe me, I know how to make money. Bringing a touch of class to Paradise will attract a new pedigree of customers.
You watch your football yesterday, Joe? Yeah, it was awful. I know, fingers lost his marbles. Dennis, let your man well start.
I think you are confused. I am the co-proprietor, innit? May I interest you in some fine wine and cheese with your meal? We're offering free samples to all our customers this weekend. Here's some wine from the southern region of France and some exotic cheese. Bon appétit.
What's the date on these? This is a kebab shop in Archway, not some poncy hole in Old Compton Street.
As part of Paradise's expansion, Init has recently advertised for a head of marketing position.
The person I'm looking for for this role must be smart, have a good sense of humour, and have a knack for finding new business opportunities. Really, I'm looking for someone very similar to myself.
31-year-old Peter Warren has decided to apply for this role.
Welcome to Paradise. How can I help?
I'm here about the job interview.
Do I look stupid? I've been punked! Where's Ashton?
No, I came straight from work.
Where's my close pal Ashton? Where is he? Ashton, where are you? You're always in the car. Come on, where is he? So you really is here for the interview?
Yeah, I didn't have time to get changed after work.
It's for you, innit? It's just around there, yeah? I know it's coming one day. He wants to get a marketing man, innit? But what's the point? The celebs already come and see the main attraction, Dennis.
I've been looking through your CV. Makes for a very interesting read indeed. What is this?
I didn't have time to get changed. I came straight from work.
I see you got a 2:2 in marketing.
I learned a lot about social media and, um—
No, no, no, no. I was referring to the fact that you only got a 2:2.
I think university isn't necessarily just about the grade. I think it's also about the experience.
He doesn't half rub it on, innit?
Please, Dennis. So this is a very sexy industry. I really need somebody that has experience in this field. Do you have any?
Well, my father owns and runs a restaurant, so I've worked in that almost my whole life.
Very interesting.
Let's test his problem-solving skills.
No, Dennis, let's not.
Yeah, enough!
No!
It's a co-partnership. I'm working with him. It's my interview. I want to test his skills. Fine, be quick. Test him.
Be quick. Who did it?
Who did what?
Our friend Roger Rabbit. Enough, Dennis, please, enough.
Peter, I apologize, but I will be honest with you. I really need to think hard about it because it's a very difficult decision.
Okay.
And the exit is just over there.
Thanks for your time.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hi, Peter, it's, uh, Init. We spoke, um, not long ago. It's been a very tough decision. I know you have a big decision to make, but I'm pleased to say that I'd love to offer you the role.
Oh, great. Um, when do you want me to start?
Well, you know, business really is booming, so how about straight away?
See you later on.
Fantastic.
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